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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 10 / 2006 | [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: You know what movie I'm really looking forward to? Mission Impossible 3 / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: ...Heh / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: Ha! / ARTHUR: Heh heh heh / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: A-heh heh heh / ARTHUR: A-HA HA HA HA ha ha ha... / NARRATOR: Tomorrow: more laughing http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060410.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 11 / 2006 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Do you think I'm doing a good job raising Sheldon? / ARTHUR: What? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: I... I just don't know how I'm DOING at this. I need my wife. I need his parents. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: They were the ones with all the parenting know-how. ...I just end up figuring it out... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060411.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 12 / 2006 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: It's just tough raising a ten-year old. Especially when you're over-the-hill like me. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: AND he's a billionaire for Pete's sake! How do you make sound parenting decisions when the child is a billionaire?? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Hey Gramp? Can I buy Daimler-Chrysler? / GRAMP:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060412.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 13 / 2006 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Look, I think you're doing a great job raising Sheldon. / SHELDON: What? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: He's a good kid. / SHELDON: ...Who are you talking about? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: I mean, yes, SURE, he's a nerd of biblical proportions... / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060413.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 14 / 2006 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: What were you just talking about? / GRAMP: Nothing! / ARTHUR: Nothing! ...Or maybe Voltron. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Voltron? / ARTHUR: Um... yes. YES. Voltron. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Like, um, what happens when you go to FORM Voltron, but one of the folks is in the can? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060414.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 15 / 2006 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Look, I know you didn't ask to be a parent again. But lots of stuff happens in life that we didn't ask for. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Do you think I ASKED to be so ruggedly sexy? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Do you think I ASKED to be the super cute buck that makes all the lady ducks... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060415.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 16 / 2006 | NARRATOR: VOTE FOR YOUR FAVOURITE EASTER MOMENT... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: Otherwise macho guys wearing pastel suits / ARTHUR: Well aren't you just the sweetest l'il prom king 1982 ever saw! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: Memories that come rushing back when you bite into a "Peeps" / GRAMP:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060416.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 17 / 2006 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Whoa there, Li'l Britches. I say whoa! I think we done found ourselves an Easter egg. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Waitaminute. That's not an Easter egg... sweet puckery lemon! That's a DUCK egg! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060417.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 18 / 2006 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Hey, where's your duck? He didn't come home last night. / SHELDON: He didn't? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Nope. His bed's still made... the espresso machine is still clean... there are no feathers in the sink... there's no trail of spilled Cap'n Crunch on the floor... and the toaster isn't... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060418.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 19 / 2006 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[OUTSIDE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060419.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 20 / 2006 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: There you are! I've been looking for you. / ARTHUR: Sittin' on the egg. Gotta sit on the egg. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Egg? What egg? Is that YOUR egg? / ARTHUR: No. But gotta keep it warm. Gotta keep it safe. Weird instincts...... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060420.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 21 / 2006 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Look, I agree with you. A duck NEEDS a nest for their egg. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: But... you're not that in touch with your duck instincts, you know? No one's ever SHOWN you how to build a nest. / ARTHUR: What are you... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060421.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 22 / 2006 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: So how long is it gonna take for that egg to hatch? / ARTHUR: It's not that simple, Sheldon. You can't just ASSIGN a number to these things. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: How long does it take for a flower to TRULY bloom? For an... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060422.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 23 / 2006 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Just imagine! Me! A daddy! To this adopted baby duck! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: A little duck who will fly like me and quack like me and tell all the same Tom Cruise jokes I do! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060423.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 24 / 2006 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Man (Generic): EXCUSE ME! What... What's the date today?! / GRAMP: April 24th / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Man (Time Travler): THE YEAR, MAN! WHAT'S THE YEAR?! / NARRATOR: How to tell when you're in a bad movie about time travel. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060424.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 25 / 2006 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: I find it incredibly cathartic to get the gunk out from between my toes at the end of the day. It's so... meditative. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: It's a quiet time to stop and think... to consider your life and the person you want to be. In a way, keeping clean toes contributes to keeping... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060425.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 26 / 2006 | [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[Starbucks]] / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: I think I might have a problem. / SHELDON: I think you might have a child. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060426.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 27 / 2006 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Man, no good deed goes unpunished. I sit on an egg in a spirit of giving, and now I have a baby lizard following me. / SHELDON: Heh heh heh ...he's cute. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Cute as a hangnail. He's all up in my bidness.... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060427.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 28 / 2006 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Yer a lucky dude, compadre. Not many folks get to ride with REX CHESTINGTON. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Perhaps I shall take you on as my sidekick. "Flaco" you shall be called. Flaco, the wild pistolero / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: And we shall ride like brothers, brothers from another... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060428.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 29 / 2006 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / FLACO: Ptui! / ARTHUR: No, no, NO... cowboys don't spit like that.
/ They spit with. Gusto. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: You need to imagine that the NASCAR season just got cancelled... that Budweiser is now brewed in North Korea... and... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060429.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 30 / 2006 | [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: Solitude / / [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: Cooperation / / [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: Accomplishment / / [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: Triumph / / [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: Greediness / GRAMP: No. NO. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060430.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 01 / 2006 | SHELDON: Last week, rumors started swirling about a new "Star Trek" movie. Apparently, it's gonna be about the young Spock and Kirk and how they met. / ARTHUR: ....BOO. / / SHELDON: But if this movie MUST be made, we can think of only one actor who could play the YOUNG Capt. Kird... / / NARRATOR: He's tan.... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060501.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 02 / 2006 | [[Outside (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (Rocks)]] / ARTHUR: I'm... too sexy for my shirt... / / [[Outside (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (Rocks)]] / ARTHUR: ... Too sexy for my shirt. So sexy...it hurts. / SHELDON: You're not wearing a shirt. / / [[Outside (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (Rocks)]] / ARTHUR: Um,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060502.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 03 / 2006 | [[sidewalk]] / ARTHUR: That is AMAZING. This tree has totally lifted up this sidewalk. / / [[sidewalk]] / ARTHUR: That's, like, 2 or 3 HUNDRED POUNDS of cement! ...And that tree is lifting it like it's nothing! / SHELDON: It's that kind of strength that made the Ents so effective against Saruman. / / [[sidewalk]] / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060503.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 04 / 2006 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Whassamatter, Flaco? Why you acting weird? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: A-ha... you see other lizards. And you wanna... yeah, yeah. Of course. Go on. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: BECAUSE!... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060504.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 05 / 2006 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Dear God - I'm writing to ask you a favor. It's about my son, "Flaco". / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: He's off in the big, wide world now... all by himself. But... he scares easily, you know? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: So I wanted... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060505.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 06 / 2006 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / NARRATOR: Epilogue. / ARTHUR: Once again, REX CHESTINGTON rides alone. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Alone... like the wily coyote in the hills. Like the mountain goat on high. Like the cougar in his quiet re-pose. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060506.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 07 / 2006 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Magazine: Teen Beat / SHELDON: Amazingly, it turns out that the tongue is a pretty good organ to see with. / ARTHUR: Wait... WHAT? To see with? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Yeah, apparently! Research led by Dr. Bach-y-Rita has proven that... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060507.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 08 / 2006 | [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: Today! Punctuation marks that never caught on... / ARTHUR: Yeah! I'll totally go to that party at Jim's! Jim... who... I... still... owe 300 bucks to / NARRATOR: = I was excited, but I'm rapidly losing interest / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Um... how badly does motor oil stain / GRAMP: Why... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060508.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 09 / 2006 | [[THE HOUSE (SHELDON'S Bedroom)]] / SHELDON: Z / (SOUND FX): Klik. / / [[THE HOUSE (SHELDON'S Bedroom)]] / Alarm Clock: THE SLEEPER HAS AWAKENED! / / [[THE HOUSE (SHELDON'S Bedroom)]] / / [[THE HOUSE (SHELDON'S Bedroom)]] / ARTHUR: ...You are KIDDING me with that. / SHELDON: ...It's the official "Dune" alarm clock. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060509.html |
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