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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 09 / 2006 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: David killed Goliath with a stone, right? / GRAMP: Right. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Wrong. Goliath was a GIANT. Which means he probably had "acromegaly" ...the body produces too much growth hormone, creating a HUGE human being. But the heart can't keep up, and eventually just gives... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060609.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 10 / 2006 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: How did you know a word like "acromegaly"? That's not a common word at all. / ARTHUR: Sheldon downloaded an encyclopedia into my brain, remember? I know all sorts of stuff. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: ..."Geniophobia" is a fear of chins. / GRAMP: Good to know. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060610.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 11 / 2006 | [[Museum]] / SHELDON: Hey Gramp? Why is it that, in this sea of blue dots, my eye is immediately drawn to the one red dot? / GRAMP: Because, the human brain is built to spot difference. To spot the thing that stands out. / / [[Museum]] / GRAMP: It's an evolutionary strength. You're more likely to survive if you... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060611.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 12 / 2006 | [[Inside (non-specific)]] / ARTHUR: Double word score! / GRAMP: What? No, it's not. You gotta land on one of these squares to get that. / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / ARTHUR: But I just heard you say it on your turn. / GRAMP: Cause I landed on the square! / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / ... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060612.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 13 / 2006 | [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: Hey! It's Seņor Skinny Dip! / GRAMP: Skinny dip? I'm not taking a skinny dip. That's when you go swimmin' naked. / / [[THE POND]] / GRAMP: Whereas I'm just swimming like I always do. / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: So, not a skinny dip, then. A chunky dunk. / GRAMP: Hmm. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060613.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 14 / 2006 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Hey! Hey! I got a postcard from my son! / SHELDON: From Flaco? What'd he write? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Well, he can't write... so NOTHING. / SHELDON: Then how do you know it's from him? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060614.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 15 / 2006 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: What a beautiful moment! My son has sent me his first postcard! / SHELDON: Where's it from, anyway? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: From Hollywood! ...FANCY! The front says "This town ain't big enough for the two of us." / / [[OUTSIDE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060615.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 16 / 2006 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Arthur, this postcard is clearly Flaco's way of telling you he's COMING HOME. / ARTHUR: Oh? And how could you possibly know that? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: You think you know my own son better than I?? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060616.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 17 / 2006 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Sweet mammy's ham! FLACO! ...You're home!! I... I thought I'd never see you again! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: We have so much to talk about! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: So much to - / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060617.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 18 / 2006 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Traditionally, when a computer translates an English sentence into, say, French, it has to use thousands of rules that were programmed in. And it comes out... clunky. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: But "statistical analysis" is... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060618.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 19 / 2006 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Turns out Flaco's been working as a tv producer in Hollywood. / SHELDON: What? How could you know that? Flaco doesn't talk. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Flaco and I have a symbiotic father-and-son connection. ... AND we're unbelievably... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060619.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 20 / 2006 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Apparently, Flaco rode out to Hollywood on the back of a tomato truck. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Brochure: STAR MAP - see the kitchens of Dom DeLuise / Brochure: TOUR the ancestral home of Don Knotts / NARRATOR: "For a few days, he checked out all the... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060620.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 21 / 2006 | [[Studio]] / NARRATOR: As soon as Flaco snuck on to the studio lot, he headed right for the food. / / [[Studio]] / NARRATOR: Specifically, the egg salad. / Movie Executive: Check out THIS guy! What passion! He dives into what he loves! We need a guy like this on staff! / / [[Studio]] / director's chair: Flaco - Producer... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060621.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 22 / 2006 | [[Hollywood Studio]] / sign: Quiet on the set / NARRATOR: Flaco, on the set of "CSI: Cleveland Nights" / Assistant: Sir? Did you get a chance to review next week's script? / / [[Hollywood Studio]] / sign: Quiet on the set / Assistant: You did? Or... didn't? What's that look? / / [[Hollywood Studio]] / sign: Quiet on the... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060622.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 23 / 2006 | [[Car]] / NARRATOR: Flaco had been swallowed by the Hollywood life: he bought himself a hybrid... / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / NARRATOR: He began hanging out with Jack Nicholson... / Jack Nicholson: Here's my one acting tip, Flaco: play the SAME CHARACTER in every movie you're in. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060623.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 24 / 2006 | SHELDON: Hold on, hold on... you're trying to tell me that Flaco RAN a tv show? / ARTHUR: Yep. / / SHELDON: No way. Don't believe it. There's no way a tv show would accept a slimy little LIZARD as a producer / / SHELDON: I mean... ...unless it was on Fox. / ARTHUR: HEY-O! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060624.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 25 / 2006 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Why do people pronounce it Missour-ee, when people LIVING in the state call it Missour-ah? Who said that was cool? To change it like that? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: It happens with Italy, too. Italians call it ITALIA, but we gotta go in and change their own darn name. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060625.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 26 / 2006 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: Flaco had hit the big time: running a hit tv show, owning four Lexuses ,* hanging out with Jessica Simpson... / Jessica Simpson: ...Dontcha jus' LOVE breathing? I could breathe all gosh-darn day! / NARRATOR: * Lexi? / / [[Studio]] / NARRATOR: But he knew he was truly... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060626.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 27 / 2006 | [[Inside (non-specific)]] / NARRATOR: Suddenly, the ratings for Flaco's show "CSI: Cleveland nights" started to nosedive / / [[Hollywood Studio]] / sign: SET CLOSED - go home / NARRATOR: Despite the A-list celebrities, and despite being part of the "CSI" franchise, it turns out no one wants to watch a show about... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060627.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 28 / 2006 | [[office]] / sign: Agent / NARRATOR: Flaco's fall came swiftly. His tv career was in shambles. / Agent: Flaco! Sugar-lamb! We can still get you work on the "Lifetime" network. You like stories about infidelity ...and knitting? / / [[Restaurant]] / NARRATOR: He was persona-non-grata around town. Not even the waiters... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060628.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 29 / 2006 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: Hollywood isn't kind to folks like Flaco. Folks who USED to be famous / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: Once welcomed at every trendy restaurant, they're reduced to begging on the streets... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / [[Street]] / sign:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060629.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 30 / 2006 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Poor little Flaco. He had all that Hollywood fame and glory... and now it's all gone. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: He was king of the world. But he returns to us exactly as he left us.
/ The same humble kid we knew and loved. / / [[OUTSIDE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060630.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 01 / 2006 | [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / ARTHUR: Five bucks if you make it... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060701.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 02 / 2006 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Apparently, koalas have incredibly small brains. They have a big cranium, but a tiny little brain inside. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Some people think it's an evolutionary response to their lifestyle. Could it be that sitting around all day, without predators or stress, and munching... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060702.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 03 / 2006 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / NARRATOR: 5 seconds / (SOUND FX): Fsss / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / NARRATOR: 15 seconds / (SOUND FX): Fsss / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / NARRATOR: 25 seconds... / (SOUND FX): Fsss / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / NARRATOR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060703.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 04 / 2006 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / NARRATOR: Fireworks make a happy child... / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / NARRATOR: And drive all dogs completely WILD. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / NARRATOR: But were we to put down our drinks... / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060704.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 05 / 2006 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: Barbecue tip of the day / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: If you were hoping to actually cook on charcoal / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: Be sure to light to grill, like, forty days in advance / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060705.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 06 / 2006 | [[Inside (non-specific)]] / GRAMP: Hey - look at that! He's climbing right up a wall.
/ / ARTHUR: Yeah. Sheldon says it's the "van der Waals" effect with his feet. Pretty cool skill to have. / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / ARTHUR: And check this out... leap, Flaco! LEAP! / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / ARTHUR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060706.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 07 / 2006 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: They gather all the hay from the stable floor... with the horse droppings 'n everything. ...And they let it bake in a huge pile under the sun. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: After a few days, bacteria breaks it down to a stinky mush. That's when they bring it inside, and rake it into... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060707.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 08 / 2006 | NARRATOR: ENJOY ESPRESSO IN 3 EASY STEPS... / / [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: 1.) Pack your espresso grounds TIGHTLY ...and brew. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: 2.) Add sugar... a thin slice of lemon rind... and drink! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: 3.) Then, proceed to sweat nervously for 63 hours / ARTHUR: Holy hellfire!!... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060708.html |
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