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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 10 / 2006 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Hey, lookit that. My hand is shaking from all the coffee. How freaky. / ARTHUR: Zz / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: I GOTTA lay off for a while. This can't be a healthy sign. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / (SOUND FX): Flip. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060910.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 11 / 2006 | [[Car]] / ARTHUR: Dude, just admit it... you have a coffee addiction / GRAMP: No I don't / / [[THE HOUSE (front door)]] / ARTHUR: You had four cups by 8 AM / GRAMP: No I didn't / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: You drank two more before mowing the lawn! / GRAMP: No I didn't / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: You're lovingly hand-grinding... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060911.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 12 / 2006 | NARRATOR: GREAT MOMENTS IN CAFFEINE ADDICTION! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: 1973: "Pause 'n serve" feature lets you pour a cup while the coffee's still brewing. No waiting! / (SOUND FX): clik! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: 1980: Auto-timers brew your coffee before you're awake. No waiting! / (SOUND FX): ding! / / [[THE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060912.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 13 / 2006 | [[The House]] / NARRATOR: There is a twenty-minute period where you actually enjoy a large coffee / GRAMP: - / / [[The House]] / [[in front of the bathroom door]] / NARRATOR: ...but it's followed by four hours of "The Troubles" / GRAMP: C'mon! You writin' a Russian novel?? C'MON!! / / [[The House]] / NARRATOR: ...which... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060913.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 14 / 2006 | [[The House (Kitchen)]] / FLACO: Squee? / SHELODN: Hey Flaco. What do you...? You want my cookie? / / [[The House (Kitchen)]] / FLACO: Squee? / SHELODN: Whoa! Hey paws off! / / [[The House (Kitchen)]] / FLACO: Squee? Squee? / SHELODN: No... seriously... NO... / / [[The House (Kitchen)]] / FLACO: Thquee? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060914.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 15 / 2006 | [[THE HOUSE]] / (SOUND FX): THWIP. NAB. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / (SOUND FX): crunch crunch / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Your son freaks me out. / ARTHUR: Word to the wise: don't use the phone after he's "dialed." http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060915.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 16 / 2006 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Every Sunday morning, I pull a blanket from the dryer. ...Turn the thermostat up. ...And hunker down over the heat vent. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Then I seal myself up with the blanket and read the funnies. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Happiness ain't hard to figger out. / ... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060916.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 17 / 2006 | [[Outside (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: A proud moment for 10-year olds everywhere / SHELDON: My... knee... has never touched my ear before... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060917.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 18 / 2006 | [[Pond]] / ARTHUR: They're making a "Hulk 2"? / SHELDON: They are. / / [[Pond]] / ARTHUR: But the first one was a big, steaming pile of horseshoes. / SHELDON: I know. It's unbelievable. How the heck did someone pitch a sequel to that? / / [[Movie Executive's Office]] / Movie Pitchman 1: Sir, give us the chance. We... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060918.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 19 / 2006 | [[Outside (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: What's it like to fly? / ARTHUR: Oh, wow...it's amazing. Absolutely amazing. / / [[Outside (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: I pity that you'll never know what it's like to fly. I really do. / / [[Outside (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: In... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060919.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 20 / 2006 | [[The House]] / SHELDON: You HIRED Mr. T? / ARTHUR: Yeah! Isn't it awesome? / / [[The House]] / SHELDON: I... guess. But what's he gonna DO? / ARTHUR: Pity various fools. / Perhaps some suckas. / / [[The House]] / ARTHUR: Suckas that need pitying. / ...Suckas, fools and chumps. / / [[The House]] / SHELDON: ...Suckas,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060920.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 21 / 2006 | [[The House (generic room)]] / Mr. T: I pity the fool who doesn't eat his greens! I pity him! Mr. T always eats his greens. Keeps him fit! Keeps him strong! / / [[The House (generic room)]] / Mr. T: And Mr. T needs to stay strong. LIFE IS TOUGH! That's why Mr. T stayed in school! Learned the rules! Gave his... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060921.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 22 / 2006 | SHELDON: Hey, where did you put my--.. / ARTHUR: Shh! Mr. T is sleeping / / [[The House]] / Mr. T: Z / / [[The House]] / Mr. T: Z / / [[The House]] / Mr. T: *pity... Pity the fool... jibba-jabba... / / [[The House]] / Mr. T: Z ...jibba-jabba... / / ARTHUR: ...couldn't you just eat him up? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060922.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 23 / 2006 | [[Outside (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (outside wall)]] / SHELDON: Hey, Mr. T, how many licks does it take to get to the chewy center of a "Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop?" / Mr. T: 163. / / [[Outside (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[Outside (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[Outside (Generic: forest, trees,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060923.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 24 / 2006 | [[Outside (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Bye, Mr. T! It was nice to meet you! / Mr. T: Say nope to dope, and ugh to drugs. / / [[Outside (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Will do. You take care. / Mr. T: Live strong and free like Mr. T! / / [[Outside (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060924.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 25 / 2006 | ARTHUR: No! Stop! Don't buy stamps from a-- / (SOUND FX): CLIK clang! clang cl / / ARTHUR: ...machine. / GRAMP: Aw crud! I forgot! / / GRAMP: No one likes dollar coins. So to get rid of 'em, the government puts 'em in postal machines to make change. Dang! / / / GRAMP: Hey buddy - you want 16 FREE bucks...in dollar... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060925.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 26 / 2006 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: When you use a dollar coin, you get two very different reactions from clerks. They either DON'T recognize it... / / [[Store]] / Cashier: I'm sorry, sir. We don't accept Slovakian money. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: ...or they DO recognize it. / / [[Store]] / Cashier:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060926.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 27 / 2006 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Metric Highway Sign: Whatsamatter, Dollar Coin? Life got you down? / Dollar Coin: Oh… hi, Metric Highway Sign.
/ Yeah. I’m feeling blue. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Dollar Coin: I do my best to appeal to Americans, and they reject me out of hand, you know? / Metric... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060927.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 28 / 2006 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / OSO: HYPE HYPE HYP / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / OSO: HYPE HYPE / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / OSO: HYPE HYPE / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / OSO: HYPE HYPE / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / OSO: YPE HYPE / / [[OUTSIDE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060928.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 29 / 2006 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Watcha lookin' at, sport? / GRAMP: A note I found at the back of this drawer. It's... from my wife. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Oh. OH. / GRAMP: I've... been staring at it all afternoon. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: I'm sure that's a hard thing to find after all these years... / GRAMP: Especially... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060929.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 30 / 2006 | [[The House ((View through the window of Gramp working on the fence))]] http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060930.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 01 / 2006 | [[Baseball Field]] / ARTHUR: Hey batta-batta
/ hey batta batta
/ sa-wing batta! / / [[Baseball Field]] / (SOUND FX): CRACK / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Oh snap / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (shrubbery)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/061001.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 02 / 2006 | [[Baseball Field]] / ARTHUR: Flaco! FLACO! He's stealing second! You gotta tag him out! / / [[Baseball Field]] / DANTE: SAFE! / SHELDON: Although... certainly not in any HYGIENE sense... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/061002.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 03 / 2006 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: They need a ratings system for reality television. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: They have a rating syste - / ARTHUR: No, no, no. I'm talking about a system that tells you what you're gonna SEE. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Like, will you see back-stabbing? Cat fights? Lying? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/061003.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 04 / 2006 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Television: "Tonight's episode of 'The Apprentice' features pride, envy, gluttony, lust, anger, greed and sloth." / GRAMP: Wow! They packed in all seven sins. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Television: But that's not all! We've created a NEW sin that we're calling... / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Television: "The Trump... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/061004.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 05 / 2006 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Remember Lando Calrissian's right-hand man in "Empire Strikes Back"? The guy with the electronic earmuffs? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Remember when we thought that was the coolest look ever? And we dreamed of a world where... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/061005.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 06 / 2006 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Lobot: Hi, I'm Lobot. You may remember me from such films as "The Empire Strikes Back" and.... "The Empire Strikes Back." / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Lobot: I'm here to talk to you about bluetooth earpieces. Earpieces like this guy's. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Lobot:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/061006.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 07 / 2006 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Excuse me, sir? You were in "Return of the Jedi", right? / Nien Nunb: Yep. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Can... can I ask you a sensitive question? / Nien Nunb: Sure. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Am I the only one who watched that... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/061007.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 08 / 2006 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / NARRATOR: For thousands of years, society had a surefire method for spotting "the crazies". They talked to themselves. / Man (Crazy): 'Ello 'ello! Wot's this? Master Bruce is riding 'im a bleedin' dragon, he is! / Woman (Generic): Oy! Get off me bleedin' roof! / / [[OUTSIDE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/061008.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 09 / 2006 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Man (Generic): Hello? Hello? I need you to fix a problem I'm having. / GRAMP: Me? Um, sure. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Man (Generic): Oh. Excuse me. I wasn't speaking to you. I'm on the phone. / GRAMP: Oh... sorry. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Man (Generic):... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/061009.html |
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