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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 11 / 2007 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: Seriously... who USES a font like you? / Font: Look, each font ith a mood. Thum fonth are therious, and thum are thilly. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Font: And me? I'm a thimple font. A thweet font. A non-thweatening font. So loth of folkth like me. / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070511.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 12 / 2007 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Font: I tells ya... it's a conspiracy is what it is. Some peoples just wanna keep us good fonts down. / Font: Theriously. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Font: Lookit me. I am DRIPPING with curly Q's. I'm hella whimsical. / Font: Theriously. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Font:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070512.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 13 / 2007 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Ent: HAROOOOM um um HAROO - um um HA - um / Ent #2: C'mon. C'MON. ... I'm gonna miss my stylist appointment. / NARRATOR: It's bad enough talking to an Ent. But talking to an Ent with a stutter takes FOREVER http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070513.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 14 / 2007 | OSO: hype, hype, hype, hype / ARTHUR: You ever hear the theory that when a dog barks at "nothing", they're really barking at ghosts? / GRAMP: No. . . that's hogwash. / / OSO: hype, hype, hype, hype, hype, hype / / OSO: hype, hype, hype / GRAMP: But GOOD LORD. Thanks for freaking me out now. . . / ARTHUR: Right? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070514.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 15 / 2007 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Hey, Dr. Z... I heard the bad news that Mercedes had to sell Chrysler. / Dr. Z (Dieter Zietsche, Daimler Chrysler CEO): Ya. Vee bought it for 37 billion dollars nine years ago...and vee had to sell it for just 7 billion. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Dr.... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070515.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 16 / 2007 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: I still don't get it, Dr. Z. Why did Mercedes buy Chrysler in the first place? / Dr. Z (Dieter Zietsche, Daimler Chrysler CEO): GERMANY! Vee were in merger-mania! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Dr. Z (Dieter Zietsche, Daimler Chrysler CEO): Vee had just... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070516.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 17 / 2007 | SHELDON: ICE CREAM MAN! / / ARTHUR: ICE CREAM MAN! / DANTE: ICE CREAM MAN! / / / GRAMP: Man... some people sure go nuts for the / FLACO: SQUEE - squee squee! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070517.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 18 / 2007 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Arrow: Joy upon joy / NARRATOR: Average reaction of kids when they hear the ice cream man / SHELDON: ICE CREAM MAN! / ARTHUR: ICE CREAM MAN! / DANTE: ICE CREAM MAN! / / [[Ice Cream Stand]] / Arrow: Sixteen pounds of surliness / NARRATOR: Average reaction of the ice cream... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070518.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 19 / 2007 | [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom)]] / NARRATOR: The male mind is an interesting thing / / [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom)]] / NARRATOR: Any dude, fresh from the shower, thinks he's the sexiest guy alive... / GRAMP: Why HELLO, Lord Sexington / / [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom)]] / NARRATOR: Doesn't matter if he's got an extra fifty on him: fresh... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070519.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 20 / 2007 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Ham. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Ham ham ham / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Weird word, isn't it? ..."Ham"? / SHELDON: Ham? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: H-AM / SHELDON: HAAAM / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Ham Ham ham Ham-us Alabamus / SHELDON: Hammity ham / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Haaaaam. / SHELDON: Ham ham... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070520.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 21 / 2007 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / NARRATOR: Attraction / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / NARRATOR: Interaction / (SOUND FX): SNIIIIIIIFFF / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / NARRATOR: Reaction / (SOUND FX): FWACHOOOO!! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / NARRATOR: Stupefaction / ... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070521.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 22 / 2007 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: THE THREE STAGES of PUG TRAINING / / [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: Stage 1: You repeat a trick until your pug actually does it. / SHELDON: Sit. Sit. SIT. SIT. SIT. ...Good dog. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: Stage 2: You attempt to repeat the trick / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070522.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 23 / 2007 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / DANTE: My mom just told me that pickle is actually a cucumber / SHELDON: No... that can't be true. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Pickles are pure awesomeness. And cucumbers are toejam in veggie form. / DANTE: She made me look it up. IT'S TRUE. / / [[OUTSIDE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070523.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 24 / 2007 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (night)]] / NARRATOR: Have you ever been walking on a quiet street, late at night? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (night)]] / NARRATOR: ...And there's a stranger walking 10 steps ahead of you? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (night)]] / NARRATOR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070524.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 25 / 2007 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (night)]] / NARRATOR: Let's review: it's dark out, and you're accidentally freaking out a stranger by walking behind him / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (night)]] / NARRATOR: You can't STOP walking, or step behind a bush, 'cause that will freak them out... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070525.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 26 / 2007 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Arrr, matey... be we goin' to see "Pirates of the Carribean"? 'Tis a tale of ad-venture 'n villainy. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Sure! ...I'll go. / ARTHUR: Ye WILL? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Sure! Sounds like fun! / ARTHUR: Well slap my face and call me a manatee... / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070526.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 27 / 2007 | NARRATOR: Clip 'n save! / / [[movie theater]] / sign: Planning on seeing "Pirates of the Carribean 3"? Be sure to take this visual representation of the plot! / Arrow: Credits roll: You're excited! / Arrow: 5 minutes in: You're immediately confused / Arrow: 25 minutes in: Hurray! You've figured out what's going... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070527.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 28 / 2007 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Arrr... the first "Pirates of the Carribean" 'twas such a good film! Why were these sequels so horrible?? ...I feel like I be kicked in the cannon-shot. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: 'Tis now an albatross around my neck! This... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070528.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 29 / 2007 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: "Jean-Luc Picard" is a French name, isn't it? / SHELDON: Yeah, Captain Picard was born in France. He's French. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: But he speaks with an English accent. / SHELDON: Well, YEAH. It's the future. / / [[OUTSIDE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070529.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 30 / 2007 | [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: Wake up, America! The exciting moment is here! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: That's right! It's MAJOR LEAGUE SOCCER time! ...And the new season is going to blow you away! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: We've got all new stadiums; a new, national tv contract; AND David Beckham in July! It's... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070530.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 31 / 2007 | [[Gym]] / Trainer: So, to start off your workout today... / GRAMP: Oh no no no no...
/ I can't lift today. My muscles are still screaming from the LAST workout. / / [[Gym]] / Trainer: That's perfectly normal, sir. That's just tiny, microscopic tears in your muscles / GRAMP: "Tiny, microscopic tears"? I feel like... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070531.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 01 / 2007 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: Science Explains:
/ HOW YOUR PUG WORKS / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: - Nostrils: Not actually capable of passing air, forcing pugs to breath through their ears
/ - Eyes: 40% of a pug's weight
/ - Extra folds of skin: just poor planning. Every... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070601.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 02 / 2007 | NARRATOR: Science explains: HOW A TEN-YEAR OLD WORKS / / NARRATOR: - comes with 3 settings: 1.) sleeping 2.) whacking things with a stick 3.) video games --> subset: asking for more video games - calories burned per day: 4 to 5 billion - will instantly befriend another 10-year old boy if the other boy has:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070602.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 03 / 2007 | [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / (SOUND FX): FLIP! / FLACO: SQUEE! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Oh! Uh... were you reading that? / FLACO: -Squee! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Oh... um... okay. I'll go back / (SOUND FX): FLIP! / FLACO: Squee-squee. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / FLACO: "Squee squee, squee squee squee squee..." / GRAMP:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070603.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 04 / 2007 | NARRATOR: Science explains: HOW A 65-YEAR OLD DUDE WORKS / / NARRATOR: - brain: like all men's brains, believes it's still 18 - reading glasses: on face 10% of time. In crack of couch 90% of time - gut: says "I've done a lot of livin' in this body... and surprisingly little of it at the gym" - bald head:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070604.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 05 / 2007 | [[Store]] / GRAMP: There's a magazine here called "Weekly Handyman". A... a whole magazine dedicated to weekly handyman... ing. / ARTHUR: Even worse! Down here there's a "Weekly handyman: deck's edition" / / [[Store]] / GRAMP: Good Lord. It has subscription cards inside!! Who needs 52 issues of this? / ARTHUR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070605.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 06 / 2007 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Everyone always thinks THEIR country will last forever. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: That’s true. I’ve always thought the USA will la--.. / ARTHUR: But it won’t! 1,000 years from now it’ll be gone! GONE! …And this town will be part of Canadia! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: "Canadia?" / ARTHUR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070606.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 07 / 2007 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Think about it. London was once a tiny, far-away outpost of the Roman Empire. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: It was on the outskirts of everything! It was nuthin'! And the locals were morons! Romans HATED to be assigned there! / But 1600 years later, London was the capital of a worldwide... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070607.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 08 / 2007 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Things change, is all I'm sayin'. Borders move... kingdoms come and go... empires rise and fall... / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: 1,000 years from now, this country could be a poor, backwater nation... OR the head of a worldwide empire. No one knows! It could go either way! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070608.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 09 / 2007 | [[THE HOUSE]] / OSO: Z / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070609.html |
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