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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 09 / 2007 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / William Shakespeare: What's the matter, Tim? / Man (Old): It's me apples, Master Shakespeare. After carefully growing 'em all year - they is rottin' on me cart ... UNSOLD. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Man (Old): It's probably much ado about nothing, but this comedy... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070809.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 10 / 2007 | [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: There are six surviving scraps of Shakespeare's handwriting. ...And in each one, he spelled his name differently. / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: Slap my mouth. / SHELDON: I kid you not. / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: MAN! Even in a pre-dictionary age, that's just stone-cold embarrassing. / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070810.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 11 / 2007 | [[Duck pond]] / ARTHUR: This is the only duck pond around, so all you gotta do is spot your folks in the crowd. / / [[Duck pond]] / ARTHUR: It's like "March of the Penguins"... Only we're not freezin' our canned hams off! ...CAN I GET AN AMEN? / FLACO: "Squee-squee". / / [[Duck pond]] / ARTHUR: But seriously...... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070811.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 12 / 2007 | NARRATOR: SHAKESPEARE starring in... "If at first you don't succeed..." / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / William Shakespeare: Hi! / Woman (Generic): Hey! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / William Shakespeare: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / William Shakespeare:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070812.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 14 / 2007 | ARTHUR: Lizards are descended from dinosaurs, right? / FLACO: squee... / / ARTHUR: And didn't they figger out that BIRDS are descended from dinosaurs, too? / FLACO: squee... / / / ARTHUR: Dude, don’t you get it? We ARE family… Brothers-from-another-prehistoric-mother! / FLACO: squee! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070814.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 15 / 2007 | ARTHUR: Dude! Let’s play dinosaurs! I’ll be the fearsome T-Rex, and you can be the mighty Brontosaurus. / FLACO: Squee squee squee squee squee / / ARTHUR: Whaddya mean “scientists changed the name”? …It’s not called ‘Brontosaurus’ anymore?? / / ARTHUR: Then how will Fred Flintstone get his ‘Brontosaurus Burgers’... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070815.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 16 / 2007 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: You're kidding me?! The new name for "Brontosaurus" is "Apatosaurus"? What kind of lame name is THAT?
/ / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: It doesn't even sound like a dinosaur! It sounds like ... like .... some weird Pokémon character.
/ / / [[OUTSIDE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070816.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 17 / 2007 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Wanna see some rad dinosaur impersonations? Check it! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: ... Apatosaurus! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: ... Velociraptor! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: ..And together, we form... the mighty t-rex!
/ / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Hmmm. / ARTHUR: No, no - look! LOOK! We got the tiny... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070817.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 18 / 2007 | [[Duck pond]] / ARTHUR: Listen champ, I CAN'T be your dad. I already have a rambunctious lizard to raise. / Little Duck: Mwack? / / [[Duck pond]] / ARTHUR: What...? Where? / Little Duck: Mwack mwack mwack / / [[Duck pond]] / Little Duck: Mwack mwack mwack / ARTHUR: What? Where you goin'? / / [[Duck pond]] / Little Duck:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070818.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 19 / 2007 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: The 7-ton t-rex crashes through the forest canopy. He's hungry, and on the prowl. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Suddenly, he spots a gently grazing herbivore. ...and the chase begins! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070819.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 20 / 2007 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Fresh from his kill, the t-rex unleashes a mighty bellow. / (SOUND FX): BELLOW. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: In less than five minutes, he was able to hunt down, kill, and devour his prey. Only the carcass remains at his feet. / / [[OUTSIDE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070820.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 21 / 2007 | [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: The pterodactyl swoops gracefully over the placid sea… / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: Below, a gentle plesiosaur cranes his neck out of the water... / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: But then, a totally unexpected and planet-changing meteor cannonballs into Earth! / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: Dude! This... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070821.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 22 / 2007 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: You wanted proof, I brought you proof. Look! / (SOUND FX): WAP! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: ...The scientific name of the dinosaur is "The Supersaurus" THE SUPERSAURUS / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: My theory... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070822.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 23 / 2007 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Supersaurus: You rang, commissioner? / triceratops: Supersaurus! Thank God you're here! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / triceratops: The super villains have stolen the diamond, and retreated to their mountain-top lair! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070823.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 24 / 2007 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / triceratops: I don't understand, Supersaurus. I thought you were a superhero! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / triceratops: But if you can't fly, don't have super-healing, and can't shoot lasers from your eyes... WHAT ARE YOUR SUPER-POWERS? / Supersaurus:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070824.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 25 / 2007 | ARTHUR: / Little Duck: / ducks (not Arthur): http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070825.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 26 / 2007 | [[nonspecific (white background) (no borders)]] / NARRATOR: What happens when you eat too much sugar / When you're 10 / When you're 65 / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: Two minutes in: Feelin' awesome / SHELDON: Woo-Hoo! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: Two minutes in: Feelin'awesome / GRAMP:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070826.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 27 / 2007 | NARRATOR: When a pug hears a noise, it triggers one of four responses: / / NARRATOR: 1. FEAR: The noise you hears is dangerous. Run away.
/ 2. FRIENDSHIP: The noise you hear is your owner. Hurray!
/ 3. IGNORE: The noise you hear is probably nuthin’
/ 4. PROTECT: The noise you hear is a threat. Protect your... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070827.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 28 / 2007 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Our pug is possibly the worst guard dog ever. He barks at all the wrong stuff... / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / NARRATOR: Example A: Leaves blowing in the wind. Angriest dog ever / OSO: Hype! Hype! Hype! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070828.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 29 / 2007 | OSO: / NARRATOR: HOW A PUG'S GUARD-DOG BARK COMPARES TO A CAR ALARM / / Car: / OSO: HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE / NARRATOR: 1. Both will start blaring for no apparent reason
/ 2. The only way to stop them, once they get goin’, is to find their owner
/ 3. Both go off again at 1:26 AM—just as you’re falling asleep
/ 4.... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070829.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 30 / 2007 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / OSO: HYPE
/ HYPE
/ HYPE
/ HYPE
/ HYPE / ARTHUR: Lookit yourself, man. You've been barking for two hours straight. / Is this how you want to live your life??
/ ...Is this REALLY how you wanna spend your days?? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070830.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 31 / 2007 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Darn 'n tarnation! Our horse has gone and got uppity. / OSO: hype hype hype hype / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: And there's only one way to deal with an uppity horse. We gone' hafta train 'im! Learn 'im good on how ta folla 'structions... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070831.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 01 / 2007 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / FLACO: ...Squee? Squeesquee squee? / ARTHUR: Yeah, he did it. He found his parents / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Or...I guess...WE found his parents collectively. ALL OF US. Together. As a......group. / / [[OUTSIDE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070901.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 02 / 2007 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (field, Rocks)]] / ARTHUR: Breakin' in a wild mustang is one o' the hardest things a cowboy can do.
/ 'Cuz ain't nuthin' got more sass than a wild mustang. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (field, Rocks)]] / ARTHUR: But as a cowboy, you gotta find the strength... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070902.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 03 / 2007 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: Cowboy driver's test, in progress: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: OK, I'm gonna need you to signal a left turn up ahead. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: C'mon...
/ A left... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070903.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 04 / 2007 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / FLACO: / OSO: / NARRATOR: Cowboy driver’s test / ARTHUR: Next question: you’ve just been involved in a 3-horse accident, and you’re plumb mad. WHAT IS THE PROPER COWBOY RESPONSE? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / FLACO: squee squee aquee squee squee squee... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070904.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 05 / 2007 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Okay, we're now at the WRITTEN portion of your cowboy driver's test. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Blackboard: X / ARTHUR: Ya done passed. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070905.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 06 / 2007 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / OSO: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Congratchy-lations! You is now a legal, O-fficial cowboy! You can GO wherever you want, DO whatever you want! You is the master of yer destiny! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / OSO: / FLACO: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070906.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 07 / 2007 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Wii: / ARTHUR: MMF / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Wii: / ARTHUR: phnfff / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Wii: / ARTHUR: MMPH / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Wii: / SHELDON: You're really not built for the Wii, are you? / ARTHUR: GNNG http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070907.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 09 / 2007 | [[Bedroom]] / Mirror: / tie: / shirt: / ARTHUR: / GRAMP: Whenever I'm puttin' on a tie, I like to leave my collar up for a minute. / / [[Bedroom]] / tie: / shirt: / GRAMP: 'Cause CHECK IT OUT! I look like Benjamin Disraeli! / / [[Bedroom]] / tie: / shirt: / GRAMP: "Pip-pip, my good man! I must speak with Queen Victoria... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070909.html |
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