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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 12 / 2008 | NARRATOR: All mammals have the ability to tell their "pack" when they're in pain / Zebra: Neee hee hee heeee / / NARRATOR: A cry, a howl, a whimper, or even a shortness of breath can signal an animal's dire need. / wolf: Hawwooooooo...
/ / / NARRATOR: Unfortunately for pugs, they sound like this EVERY WAKING MOMENT. / GRAMP:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080312.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 13 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Scottish scientist James Taggart: / Pug: / NARRATOR: In 1873, Scottish scientist James Taggart invented a "perpetual motion" machine powered solely by his pug, "Lord Numpty Bint." / / [[Perpetual motion workshop]] / Perpetual motion machine: / Pug: Hype! Hype! Hype! Hype! / NARRATOR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080313.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 14 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: / OSO: / NARRATOR: The Animal Mind Is Amazing In Its Ability To Learn. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: / OSO: / NARRATOR: With An Eye Toward Survival, It Can Adapt To New Sounds In Any Environment. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080314.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 15 / 2008 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: / / [[Bathroom]] / toilet: / GRAMP: I went to use the bathroom, and a huge sunbeam was streaming through the window onto the seat. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: It was a perfectly warmed seat for my toosh! What a treat! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: ...It is decided! I shall make it a date! 2:30 everyday! / ARTHUR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080315.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 16 / 2008 | [[Outdoors stopped at a red traffic light]] / / [[Car]] / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: green. / / [[Car waiting at a red traffic light]] / ARTHUR: C'mon...green. / / [[Car waiting at a red traffic light]] / ARTHUR: Green Green Green Green Green Green Green Green Green Green Green Green Green Green Green / / [[Waiting at a red traffic... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080316.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 17 / 2008 | Sombrero: / mustache: / ARTHUR: Hola Señora. ¿Como Estas?
/ Translated: Hello Ma'am. How are You? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Clothes: Wig: / ARTHUR: ¡Ay, Dios Mio! ¡Es el Hombre mas guapo del mundo!
/ Translated: Oh My God!. It's the Most Handsome man in the world! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Sombrero:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080317.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 18 / 2008 | [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / Lamp: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Hey-HEY! There he is, ladies and gents! The lizard that went to space! / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / Lamp: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: He's fought a bear! Piloted a plane! And ran his own TV show! / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / Lamp: / ARTHUR: And now... the whole... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080318.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 19 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / orange: / SHELDON: You won't like it, Oso... it's an orange. / OSO: Hype! Hype! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / orange: / SHELDON: FINE! But you're not gonna like it! / OSO: Hype! hype! hype! hype! hype! hype! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / orange: / OSO: chew! chew!... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080319.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 20 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (Rocks)]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Get out a pad of paper, Flaco. We need to do a cost-benefit analysis of Zoroastrianism. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (Rocks)]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Positive: Coolest name ever for a religion. / Negative: Trickiest spelling... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080320.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 21 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: / GRAMP: No no no. Where'd you get that idea? ...It's called "Zoroastrianism" because they follow Zoroaster. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (tree)]] / swings: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: I owe you a fiver. ...Turns out... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080321.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 22 / 2008 | [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / [[Kitchen (near Counter)]] / egg: / spoon: / cup: / FLACO: / SHELDON: Here's how it works, Flaco.
/ You put a hard-boiled Easter Egg on a spoon, and you dip it in the coloring mix. / / [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / [[Kitchen (near Counter)]] / spoon: / cup: / egg: / FLACO: / SHELDON: But....* then... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080322.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 23 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / radio tower on globe: / NARRATOR: A Crotchley Labs filmed cinema movie copy-right 1955 / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Peeps: / NARRATOR: Ever wondered where marshmallow "peeps" come from?...Crotchley labs knows! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / hammer and sickle:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080323.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 24 / 2008 | [[Grocery Store]] / ARTHUR: / GRAMP: Look at that! Ten-gallon drums of maple syrup!! / / [[Grocery Store]] / GRAMP: And that's just one pallet of ten-gallon drums in one superstore! / / [[Grocery Store]] / GRAMP: Imagine all the ten-gallon drums in all the superstores in all the world! / / [[Grocery Store]] / Shopping... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080324.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 25 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: Hey, what're you doing up? It's 11 pm! / SHELDON: It's Oso Gramp! He's not in the house! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: He's run away! He's run away and now he's stuck under a log and...and there are wolves! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080325.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 26 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (night)]] / NARRATOR: Emotions tend to build when you're looking for a lost dog. / SHELDON: Oso! I'm sorry I yelled at you for piddlin' on my iPod! Come Home! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (night, tree)]] / NARRATOR: And After an hour or two of looking,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080326.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 27 / 2008 | [[THE HOUSE (at night, front door)]] / GRAMP: HEY! YOU AND FLACO NEED TO COME HELP! THE DOG'S LOST. / ARTHUR: ...HE IS? / / Flashlight: / GRAMP: YES...NOW C'MON! GRAB FLACO AND LET'S GO! / ARTHUR: BUT FLACO'S NOT HERE! IT'S THURSDAY NIGHT! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (night)]] / Flashlight: / ARTHUR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080327.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 28 / 2008 | [[Outside at night]] / Flashlight: / GRAMP: We've Been Searching for Two Hours Buddy. We'll have to Start Again in the Morning. / SHELDON: But He's Still Out There Gramp! / / [[Outside at night]] / GRAMP: He'll Be Ok. He's A ...Smart Dog. ...And It's One in the Morning. (Thought bubbles - Sigh ; Pug in bubble... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080328.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 29 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / yoga mat: / ARTHUR: Flaco! You're back! / FLACO: Squee. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / yoga mat: / ARTHUR: Oso's missing! He's run away! / FLACO: Squee?! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: We'll have to search yard-by-yard and-- / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Airplane:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080329.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 30 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background) (Narration Panel)]] / money: / NARRATOR: By its very nature, printed money needs to look SERIOUS / / [[nonspecific (white background) (Narration Panel)]] / money: / NARRATOR: A somber look, somber feel, somber theme and somber presentation... All of that reinforces the "seriousness"... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080330.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 31 / 2008 | [[sidewalk]] / Woman (Old): / GRAMP: Excuse me, ma'am - have you seen a hyperactive pug around here? / / [[sidewalk]] / GRAMP: He was most likely barking at a cat. Or...um...a rock. Or things only his brain conjures. / / [[sidewalk]] / GRAMP: He um...likes chewin' on trash bags. And he answers to "Oso" / / [[sidewalk]] / GRAMP:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080331.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 01 / 2008 | [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / Lamp: / Laptop: / ARTHUR: OK, let me read our first draft: "Lost: tan-colored pug. 20 pounds. Answers to Oso" / SHELDON: Add in "...Reward: 6.3 billion dollars" / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / Laptop: / ARTHUR: LORDY! 6.3 billion?? / SHELDON: I know... it's LOW. Bt I'm takin' a... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080401.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 02 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: Sheldon, what have I told you about your billions? / SHELDON: That it's "not some frivolous plaything" / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Lost dog poster: / GRAMP: So why are you offering bags of cash for one lost dog?
/ You have to be RESPONSIBLE with your money. / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080402.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 03 / 2008 | [[backyard]] / garden hose: / OSO: / GRAMP: What the...? Where did you come?? / We've been looking for you for couple days! / / [[backyard]] / OSO: / GRAMP: Where you have been? You You smell like fish! You... We.. How did... / / [[backyard]] / OSO: / GRAMP: This gonna drive me nuts! Where in HEIRONYMUS bosch have... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080403.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 04 / 2008 | [[Sheldon's room]] / OSO: / SHELDON: 48 hours ago... / / [[Sheldon's room]] / OSO: / / [[Outside House]] / OSO: / Squirrel: / / [[Yard]] / OSO: / Squirrel: / / [[creek]] / OSO: / Squirrel: / / [[wood]] / OSO: / / [[wood]] / OSO: / / [[wood]] / OSO: ? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080404.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 05 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (night)]] / OSO: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (night)]] / OSO: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (night)]] / wolf: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (night)]] / wolf: / OSO: http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080405.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 06 / 2008 | [[Forest]] / wolf: / OSO: / / [[Forest]] / Tree: / wolf: / OSO: / / [[Forest]] / Tree: / wolf: / / [[Forest]] / OSO: / / [[Forest]] / [[Beach]] / boat: / Shack: / OSO: http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080406.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 07 / 2008 | [[Boat Dock]] / boxes: / Rope: / fish: / net: / anchor: / puddle: / OSO: / / [[Boat Dock]] / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (clouds, water)]] / Rope: / anchor: / OSO: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Rope: / Captain: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (clouds)]] / Whistle: http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080407.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 08 / 2008 | [[Fishing Boat (wide shot)]] / / [[Fishing Boat (deck)]] / OSO: / / [[Fishing Boat (deck)]] / OSO: / / [[Fishing Boat]] / OSO: / / [[Fishing Boat (Bow of boat, S. S. "King of the World")]] / OSO: http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080408.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 09 / 2008 | [[On Ship]] / boat: / seagull: / OSO: / / [[On Ship]] / boat: / seagull: / OSO: / / [[On Ship]] / boat: / seagull: / OSO: / / [[Sea (Splash)]] / / [[Sea]] / boat: / OSO: http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080409.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 10 / 2008 | [[Sea]] / Pug: PADDLE PADDLE PADDLE / / [[Sea]] / Pug: / / [[Sea]] / Wooden board: / Pug: / / [[Sea]] / Wooden board: / Pug: PADDLE PADDLE PADDLE / / [[Sea]] / Wooden board: / Pug: / / [[Sea]] / Wooden board: / Pug: / / [[Sea]] / Wooden board: / Pug: Sees wave. / / [[Sea]] / Wooden board: / Pug: http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080410.html |
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