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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 07 / 2008 | [[Duck pond]] / DANTE: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE "TWILIGHT ZONE"? / SHELDON: "TIME ENOUGH AT LAST"
/ GREATEST EPISODE OF TV EVER. / / [[Duck pond]] / SHELDON: ...GUY LIVES WITH A JOB HE HATES, MARRIAGE HE HATES, AND NO TIME TO READ THE BOOKS HE LOVES. / / [[Duck pond]] / DANTE: / SHELDON: BUT THEN BAM. HE'S THE ONLY ONE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081107.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 08 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (grass, Rocks)]] / Ants: / FLACO: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (grass, Rocks)]] / Ants: / FLACO: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (grass, Rocks)]] / Ants: / FLACO: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (grass, Rocks)]] / Ants: / FLACO: / / [[OUTSIDE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081108.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 09 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: I don't get you. You used to laugh at "Doctor Who" -- and now all of a sudden you're this huge fan. / SHELDON: I only laughed at the OLD Doctor Who, not the new ones. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: The old ones looked like they were made by two... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081109.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 10 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background) (shadow)]] / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: You ever hear the theory that the nursery rhyme "Ring around the rosie" is actually 'bout the Black Plague? / / [[nonspecific (white background) (shadow)]] / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: What?? No. "Ring around the rosie"? No! The Black Plague? / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081110.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 11 / 2008 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: / GRAMP: What?? No. "Ring around the rosie" is not about the horrors of the black plague. It's a 19th-century circle-dance for kids. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: I think I like the lie better than the real thing. / ARTHUR: That in a nutshell... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081111.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 12 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: Thanksgiving needs a new mascot. The turkey ain't generating enough sales. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Santa brings in HUGE sales, and the Halloween Jack-O-Lantern is becoming a cash cow.
/ ... But Thanksgiving?
/ BUPKIS / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081112.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 13 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background) (Narration Panel)]] / NARRATOR: TODAY! "WHAT SOCIETY WOULD BE LIKE IF WE DIDN'T SPECIALIZE IN OUR CAREERS" / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Man (Generic): THE LAWN LOOKS GREAT, BUT I'D ALSO LIKE YOU TO TRIM THE HEDGES. / GARDENER: OK. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081113.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 14 / 2008 | [[Kitchen]] / Coffee maker: / coffee: / Robe: / GRAMP: coffee. need. morning. hngh. / NARRATOR: How Turkish coffee was invented. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Coffee Cup: / coffee pot: / GRAMP: OH MAN
/ The grinds are everywhere. Is terrible. It's like drinking mud-filtered mud.
/ ...Like a family of beavers... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081114.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 15 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Laptop: / NARRATOR: You just sat through the animated movie "Star Wars: The Clone Wars" / SHELDON: buh. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Laptop: / NARRATOR: You wouldn't have thought it possible to be BORED during an all-out battle between clones and droids...but there... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081115.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 16 / 2008 | [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: I don't have a belly button. / SHELDON: ...what? / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: Well ya aint missin' much / SHELDON: Ducks do't have 'em YOU do, but I don't / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: MAHHH. You're only sayin' that cause you HAVE one. But I'll never know! I'll never know what I'm missing out on!... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081116.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 17 / 2008 | [[THE HOUSE (sitting in front of the window)]] / ARTHUR: / GRAMP: Lots of our neighbors think it's OK to let their dog poop on our lawn when they're out for a walk. / / [[THE HOUSE (sitting in front of the window)]] / GRAMP: So I sit here in the window, and when it happens — like right now — I say... / / [[THE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081117.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 18 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Cards: / SHELDON: oh man oh man...you seen the new Star Trek movie trailer? / ARTHUR: Yeah. It looked pretty good. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: "Pretty" good? No, no, no...compared to recent Star Trek stuff, it looked AMAZING. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081118.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 19 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background) (shadow)]] / Star Trek logo: / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: Among Sci-Fi geeks, everyone makes fun of us "Star Trek" fans. It goes like this: Firefly fans make fun of Star Wars... / / [[nonspecific (white background) (shadow)]] / Star Trek logo: / SHELDON: Star Wars fans make fun of Doctor... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081119.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 20 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background) (Narration Panel, no borders)]] / NARRATOR: True-life tales from owning a pug / / [[nonspecific (white background) (Narration Panel)]] / Snail: / NARRATOR: A snail travels at 0.03 mph. / / [[nonspecific (white background) (Narration Panel)]] / Snail: / NARRATOR: So! If your patio is... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081120.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 21 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Mac Laptop (in box): / ARTHUR: We gotta talk about your "Apple" problem. You're goin' a little nuts-o. / SHELDON: Relax. I just like 'em. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Laptop: / ARTHUR: This is the THIRD laptop you've bought this year. / SHELDON: This one's different!... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081121.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 22 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Mac Laptop (in box): / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: Apple is playin' you like a chump. They just keep switching out the same 3 colors on their products, and you get surprised EVERY TIME. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Mac Laptop (in box): / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: You're goin' crazy... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081122.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 23 / 2008 | [[Moria]] / Balrog: I can't believe an old dude beat me! ...and in front of hobbits! Super Dang! / / [[Moria]] / Balrog: Whoa! Hold the phone! I still gots me my whippin' whip! / / [[Moria]] / Balrog: Fatang! / / [[Moria]] / whip: / Balrog: Fly you fools! Booyah Grandpa! Round Two! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081123.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 24 / 2008 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Chair: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: Why did they settle on the word "sweater" as a name for clothing? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Chair: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: You use a word like "sweater," and you're naming it after the worst aspect of what it does: makes you sweat. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Chair: / ARTHUR: It's... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081124.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 25 / 2008 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: The Pilgrims held thanksgiving to celebrate that some of them had survived the butal, deadly winter. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Basically, they thought back to all the people they'd lost and realized: "Hey, Somehow, I ain't dead yet!" / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081125.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 26 / 2008 | [[office]] / Laptop: / Mug: / Phone: / Desk: / SHELDON: / Rhinoceros : / ARTHUR: Well it makes sense now. I thought you said "Ned from accounting was a WINO" http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081126.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 27 / 2008 | [[Dinner table]] / Food: / Drink: / ARTHUR: It just seems like it could be the All-American meat, again. / SHELDON: Dude, no one wants it on Thanksgiving. / / [[Dinner table]] / Food: / Drink: / ARTHUR: I'm tellin' you: It's makin' a comback. This might be its time to shine. / SHELDON: Ain't happenin'. / / [[Dinner... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081127.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 28 / 2008 | [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / Blu-ray disc: / TV: / ARTHUR: Well here's why it won't play. You rented a blu-Ray disc. / GRAMP: It's not Wall-E? The box said it was "Wall-E" / / [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / Blu-ray disc: / ARTHUR: No, no--It IS Wall-E, it's just on a Blu-Ray disc. / GRAMP: Wall-E is what I wanted.... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081128.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 29 / 2008 | [[Living Room (In Gramp's chair)]] / GRAMP: I thought "Blu-Ray" was for phones. / ARTHUR: No, that's "Bluetooth" / / [[Living Room (In Gramp's chair)]] / GRAMP: Jeeez, these technology names. Blu-ray! Bluetooth! Blue whatever! / ARTHUR: ...there IS a "Bluecheese" / / [[Living Room (In Gramp's chair)]] / GRAMP: ...there... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081129.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 30 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background) (Narration Panel)]] / NARRATOR:
/ On day one, they're awesome. On day two ... Still amazing. But by day five, you may be looking for ...
/ 5 USEFUL THINGS to do with Thanksgiving Leftovers / / [[THE HOUSE]] / boxes: / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: Dried out stuffing?
/ Christmas Packing... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081130.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 01 / 2008 | [[Living Room (In Gramp's chair)]] / Chair: / Newspaper: / ARTHUR: / GRAMP: I like how some cast-iron pans are never washed. They're seasoned with every dish ever cooked on them. / / [[Living Room (In Gramp's chair)]] / Chair: / Newspaper: / ARTHUR: / GRAMP: I think my life is kinda like that...seasoned by all... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081201.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 02 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: / GRAMP: Check out this old surgery scar on my elbow. / / [[nonspecific (white background) (no borders)]] / ARTHUR: / GRAMP: It healed up fine at fine at first, but now all these mutant-sasquatch-armpit-hairs have sprung up next to the scar. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081202.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 03 / 2008 | [[THE POND (in pond)]] / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: Hey - Did science ever figger out why giraffees evolved so basketball-player tall? ...Was it because of high leave in tall trees / / [[THE POND (in pond)]] / ARTHUR: 'Cause if so, why not just stay short, and evolve a ladder, instead? / SHELDON: Wait...What? How do you... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081203.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 04 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Action Figures: / SHELDON: Han! Chewie! You hold off those Storm-troppers while I rescue the Princess! / ARTHUR: Ok! Ok! Jeez! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Action Figures: / SHELDON: I'm Luke Skywalker - I'm here to rescue you. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Action... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081204.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 05 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background) (shadow)]] / figure: / boxes: / SHELDON: 3PO! Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level! HURRY! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / figure: / ARTHUR: Quick! R2! Spin your spinny thing! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / figure: / boxes: / SHELDON: Oh, uh, Nevermind.... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081205.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 06 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Action Figures: / Beach ball: / Optimus Prime toy: / Millennium Falcon: / SHELDON: We gotta get off this Death Star, but those Stormtroopers are blocking our path. / ARTHUR: Yep...they sure is. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Han Solo Action Figure: / SHELDON: There's... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081206.html |
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