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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 07 / 2008 | [[THE HOUSE (at the table)]] / Table: / nativity: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: This new manger you bought isn't exactly the peak of accuracy, is it? / / [[THE HOUSE (at the table)]] / Table: / camels: / ARTHUR: I mean, Foam Snow? Really? For camels?? / / [[THE HOUSE (at the table)]] / Table: / nativity: / ARTHUR: And what's with... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081207.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 08 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: Questionable moments form "It's a Wonderful Life"... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: Let's be clear: "It's a Wonderful Life" is the best Christmas movie ever made. / ARTHUR: Hands down. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: But...You watch... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081208.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 09 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background) ((top): Questionable Moments From "It's A Wonderful Life...")]] / ARTHUR: I cry every time I watch the final scene. I really do. / / [[Scene in "It's a Wonderful Life"]] / Christmas Tree: / Telegram: / George Bailey: / Random Person in Crowd: "Mr. Gower wired you need money. Stop."... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081209.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 10 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: To show that George Bailey has hit rock bottom, the film goes through a long series of disasters. / NARRATOR: Questionable Moments from "It's a Wonderful Life" / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Whiteboard: 1) Uncle Billy loses $8k
/ 2) Bank examiner shows up
/ 3)... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081210.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 11 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background) ((top): Questionable Moments From "It's A Wonderful Life...")]] / ARTHUR: There's a little scene between George and Violet that's always bugged me. At first, all we see is the two of them on a quiet street. / / [[A quiet street (grass, a tree)]] / George Bailey: Let's go out... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081211.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 12 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / VHS tape: / FLACO: Squee! Squee squee squee, squee squee! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (night, shrubbery)]] / Sam Wainwright: Hee HAW! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / FLACO: http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081212.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 13 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Do not believe those eggnog lies! ... the ones that say "It's made from flies." / SHELDON: That's just plain false! It isn't true!...nor is it made from "bits of shoe." / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: It has no cat hair, claws or drool. ...nor is it... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081213.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 14 / 2008 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Barad-dûr gingerbread tower: / gingerbread house: / SHELDON: Lord Sauron finds your gingerbread structure wanting. / ARTHUR: Lord Sauron can CRAM it. ...Or Lord Sauron's gonna find his all-seeing eye EATEN in the middle of the night. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081214.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 15 / 2008 | [[Kitchen (near Counter)]] / cookie sheet: / SHELDON: What kind of gingerbread man is THAT?? / ARTHUR: Well, in light of the massive, global recession, I made an inspiring little President Roosevelt. / / [[cookie sheet]] / Roosevelt cookie: / ARTHUR: He's saying "We have nothing to fear but fear itself" / / [[Kitchen... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081215.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 16 / 2008 | [[Kitchen (near Counter)]] / cookie sheet: / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: I ended up making a gingerbread Luke from "Empire Strikes Back"...before he knew Leia was his sister. / / [[cookie sheet]] / Luke Skywalker cookie: / Leia Organa cookie: / SHELDON: And look! They're totally about to smooch! / / [[Kitchen (near Counter)]] / cookie... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081216.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 17 / 2008 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Santa hat: / Coat Stand: / ARTHUR: Where have you been all day? / GRAMP: At the mall. I, uh, got a seasonal job. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Santa hat: / ARTHUR: A JOB? I thought you were retired / GRAMP: My retirement accounts are a little thin at the moment so I thought I'd earn some extra scratch. / / [[THE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081217.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 18 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Santa hat: / ARTHUR: You got a sec? I need to talk to you ...as a father. / SHELDON: "As a father?" / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Santa hat: / ARTHUR: Yeah. It's about Flaco. He's getting real excited about Santa. REAL excited. / SHELDON: Who isn't? / / [[OUTSIDE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081218.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 19 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: What do you mean "my old college buddy is in town"? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / FLACO: Squee! Squee squee squee squee squee! / ARTHUR: Really?? Santa's here? Takin' photos with people? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081219.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 20 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Chair: / Santa Claus: Why Hello Arthur! / ARTHUR: Santa -- You know my name? How do you know my name?? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Chair: / Santa Claus: 'Cause I'm Santa! / ARTHUR: Right! Of course! You know when I've been sleeping, you know when I'm awake. You know... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081220.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 21 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Chair: / Santa Claus: Tell me Arthur, have you been a good duck this year? / ARTHUR: oh man, SANTA, all kinds of good. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Chair: / Santa Claus: You do all your chores, then? You washed all the dishes last night, like Sheldon's grandfather... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081221.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 22 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Chair: / Santa Claus: Don't worry about your flaws, Arthur. Santa knows you've been a good Duck this year. / ARTHUR: You do?? Oh Santa! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Chair: / Santa Claus: You've been a good duck to Sheldon, and to his grandfather, and a REALLY good... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081222.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 23 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Flaco, the jig is up. Santa's on us like white on rice. He knows EVERYTHING. He even knows we ate that entire package of oreos that one time. / FLACO: squEEeee. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Exactly. So, word of advice: Admit EVERY vegetable you... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081223.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 24 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / candy: / GRAMP: / / [[Car]] / GRAMP: / / [[Car]] / GRAMP: / / [[Front door]] / GRAMP: / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Lamp: / GRAMP: / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Chair: / GRAMP: / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Chair: / Door: / GRAMP: / SHELDON: GRAAAMP! We're hooom... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081224.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 25 / 2008 | [[Kitchen]] / apron: / Oven mittens: / Pan: / NARRATOR: You're 10. And you've been told you can NOT wake up for Christmas before 7AM, no matter how excited you are. / SHELDON: awww, c'monnn ... / GRAMP: NO. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Alarm Clock: / Clock: / SHELDON: / NARRATOR: If you're clever, you'll set all the clocks ahead... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081225.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 26 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: The three approaches to Christmas wrapping:
/ 1. Wrapped by a Type-A personality:
/ * Hand-made wrapping paper
/ * Impossible-to-see tape
/ * Six types of ribbon, woven into celtic patterns
/ 2. Wrapped by a mom with young kids
/ * Standard wrapping... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081226.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 27 / 2008 | [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / Cell Phone: / SHELDON: All morning long, my phone wouldn't power on. I triple-checked EVERYTHING. ... It just wouldn't power on. / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / Lamp: / Cell Phone: BaddaDaddaDing! / SHELDON: But then, suddenly, two hours later, it powered ITSELF on. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Banner:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081227.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 28 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / [[THE HOUSE]] / Chair: / Newspaper: / Lamp: / ARTHUR: Did you know America was named after a dude named "Amerigo"? / GRAMP: Yep. Amerigo Vespucci. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / [[THE HOUSE]] / Chair: / Newspaper: / ARTHUR: Yeah! Weird name, eh? But I suppose it coulda... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081228.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 29 / 2008 | [[Bathroom]] / NARRATOR: You! You're 65, and you love reading newspapers in the bathroom / GRAMP: Sure do! Fourth estate! Bedrock of democracy! / / [[Bathroom]] / NARRATOR: But! You know printed news is gonna be gone pretty soon. So what will you read then? / GRAMP: Exactly! I still needs me my news! / / [[Bathroom]] / NARRATOR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081229.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 30 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Do you still have today's newspaper? / GRAMP: REALLY? ...you want it? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: I'm so glad to see you giving the paper a chance! People go ga-ga for the internet, but it's PAPERS that still do most of the original reporting! / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081230.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 31 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: If you break down the word "newspaper", you'll see why they're destined to disappear. / GRAMP: What...? "News" and "paper"? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: No, I mean "new", "spa" and "per". / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: For example:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081231.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 01 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: WOOF. 2008. Glad that's over. / ARTHUR: You said it, sister. But 2009 ain't lookin' much better. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: 2008 had $1 trillion in "subprime" mortgage defaults, but they're forecasting 2009-10 could have #1.5 trillion in... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090101.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 02 / 2009 | [[Lord Tennyson's House (Text Block - "In one of the greatest poems of the 19th century, Lord Tennyson coined the amazing phrase... "Nature, red in toot)]] / Desk: / Lord Tennyson: / / [[Lord Tennyson's House (Text - "It is a simple, evocative phrase, and has been used in millions of discussions on evolution,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090102.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 03 / 2009 | [[Living Room (In Gramp's chair)]] / Chair: / ARTHUR: / GRAMP: I've had 65 "New Years," now / GRAMP: When I was a boy, I'd try SO HARD to stay up 'til 12...but end up fallin' asleep on the couch in my PJ's. / / [[Living Room]] / Chair: / GRAMP: In my 20's, I'd stay out 'til four and party it up. / / [[Living Room]] / Chair:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090103.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 04 / 2009 | [[Forest]] / SHELDON: Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, and sorry I could not travel both and be one traveler, long I stood and looked down one as far as I could to where it bent in the undergrowth / / [[Forest]] / SHELDON: Then took the other, as just as far, and having perhaps the better claim, because... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090104.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 05 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Good'morrow, Master Shakespeare! I do not believe we met in life, did we? / SHELDON: Pray pardon, Queen Elizabeth! History never recorded if we did! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Mayhaps when you performed for me at Blackfriars Theater, we met there? / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090105.html |
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