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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 06 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: It starts innocently enough / GRAMP: Hey Oso! Wanna go walkies?? / OSO: HYPE! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: So you enjoy the moment / GRAMP: WALKIES! Walkies walkies walkies / OSO: hype hype hype / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: And then... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090406.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 07 / 2009 | [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom)]] / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: Sometimes, when I look in the mirror, I don't think that's my reflection looking back at me. I think it's an alternate-universe Arthur looking back at me. / / [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom)]] / Mirror: / ARTHUR: And when I walk away from the mirror to eat my breakfast...... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090407.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 08 / 2009 | [[Outdoors (pouring rain)]] / ARTHUR: Raaain, rain, go away: come again some other day. / / [[Outdoors (pouring rain)]] / ARTHUR: A-HEM. / ARTHUR: Raaain, rain, go away: come again some other day. / / [[Outdoors (pouring rain)]] / ARTHUR: Don't you MAKE me sing that again in a Bjork voice. ...'cause I'll do it. / / [[Outdoors... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090408.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 09 / 2009 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Summer is almost upon us, Flaco! Nuthin' about summer not to like. / FLACO: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Except, of course, having to see dudes in sandals. BUH. Ain't nobody wantin' to see dudes' bare feet. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090409.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 10 / 2009 | [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / Chair: / GRAMP: It's a tough call. I actually love that super-cheap shampoo I use. It works great. / ARTHUR: / / GRAMP: But I've fallen in love with the pump bottle on that expensive shampoo I bought by accident. If I go back to the cheap stuff, I'll miss the cool pump. / ARTHUR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090410.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 11 / 2009 | [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / Chair: / Magazine: / ARTHUR: Hey, waaait a minute. It just occurred to me: why are YOU using shampoo? / GRAMP: Because. After 65 years on this earth, and a long and fruitful life... / / GRAMP: I've developed a bit of a scalp condition that I can't seem to shake. / ARTHUR: / / GRAMP:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090411.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 12 / 2009 | [[Park]] / SHELDON: / DANTE: / Girl: / ARTHUR: [to Flaco] Lookit these kids runnin' around like chumps in the Easter egg hunt... workin' up a sweat in their Easter finest. / FLACO: / / ARTHUR: Well, this year you and I are gonna win this egg hunt... but we ain't runnin'. I got a plan. / FLACO: / / ARTHUR: hey,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090412.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 13 / 2009 | [[THE HOUSE (the front doorway)]] / GRAMP: [kicks off right shoe...] KLONK [...and wrestles with knotted tie] / / GRAMP: [peels off tie...] FWIP! [...and kicks off left shoe] / / GRAMP: [rips open shirt and suit jacket] FOOMP! / / GRAMP: [rustle rustle rustle] / / [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / Chair: / electric fan:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090413.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 14 / 2009 | [[Middle Earth (Alpine forest, Autumn)]] / Microphone: / Tree: Fir: / NARRATOR: They say timing is everything in humor / Ent: / / [[Middle Earth (Alpine forest, Winter)]] / Microphone: / Tree: Fir: / Ent: / / [[Middle Earth (Alpine forest, Spring)]] / Microphone: / Tree: Fir: / Ent: / / [[Middle Earth (Alpine forest,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090414.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 15 / 2009 | [[THE HOUSE (by a door)]] / Box: / GRAMP: Was that you makin' race car sounds? / ARTHUR: No. / / GRAMP: There's no one else at home. It must've been you. / ARTHUR: nope. just... sittin'. / / GRAMP: ...in a shoe box. / ARTHUR: in a box, yes. ...possibly shoe. / / GRAMP: ...makin' race car noises. / ARTHUR: Dang, man.... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090415.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 16 / 2009 | [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / Computer: / GRAMP: [singsong] Sheldonnnnn? My computer's acting up.
/ / SHELDON: What's it doing? / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / Book: / GRAMP: The thing. The thing with the blinky and the red flashy. / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: The blinky and the red flashy? / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / ... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090416.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 17 / 2009 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Computer: / GRAMP: Why isn't this mail-merge working on my computer? / SHELDON:
/ There's a slight field-mismatch between the original database and-- No... You know what? It's like this: / / SHELDON: ...all the programs on your computer are at a cocktail party. And as the shrimp is comin' around,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090417.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 18 / 2009 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: New rule for tech support: if someone asks you for help with THEIR computer, they gotta bring it to YOU. No more "Hey can you c'mere for a second" stuff. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Laptop: / SHELDON: Think about it: if folks have to physically stand up and walk to the room you're in... BAM.... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090418.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 19 / 2009 | [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / ARTHUR: It took us 23 failed attempts. But now... we've got it down. / SHELDON: / / Bowl: / ARTHUR: First, we figured out it has to be a HEAVY-DUTY salad bowl. ...Can't be a lightweight. / / Cans: / ARTHUR: And you gotta use a TON of non-stick cooking spray on the bowl. A TON. / / refrigerator:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090419.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 20 / 2009 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Chair: / ARTHUR: Why do bagels and doughnuts and stuff have holes in them?
/ / GRAMP: The hole ensures that the dough cooks evenly throughout. / / ARTHUR: Wow! Really?? How did you know that?
/ / GRAMP: The path of EVERY life is a slow but steady gathering of facts. / / cup: / ARTHUR: ...And then... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090420.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 21 / 2009 | [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: What's up with Greek last names? They're all fantastically convoluted.
/ / SHELDON: I have a theory about that. / / SHELDON: Early Greek culture was one of the first flowerings of language as an artform, right? They designed philosophy and democracy and theater with this gorgeous playground... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090421.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 22 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: We thought yesterday was a loving jab at the inventiveness of Greek names. / / SHELDON: But we heard from a few peeved members of the Greek community, who said there were LOTS of Greek surnames that are short and to the point.
/ / ARTHUR: ...But they were all Greek... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090422.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 23 / 2009 | [[THE POND]] / Ball: / ARTHUR: Thor is a Marvel superhero, right?
/ / SHELDON: Yep. / / ARTHUR: But Thor isn't an invented character like Wolverine. He was a god in the Norse belief system. How do they handle that?
/ / SHELDON: Mostly he just wails on dudes with his hammer. / / ARTHUR: So they pretty much sidestep... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090423.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 24 / 2009 | [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: The ONLY REASON Thor works as a fictional superhero is because most readers aren't familiar with him as an historical Norse god. / SHELDON: / / ARTHUR: Had they put a well-known Roman or Greek god in superhero tights, it would be so much easier to spot how ridiculous the idea is... / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090424.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 25 / 2009 | [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: It just makes me uncomfortable: Marvel plundering real-world belief systems for superheroes like Thor.
/ / SHELDON: I suppose you're right. It's dangerous ground, mixing religion and superheroes. Sooner or later, you know they're gonna cross a line with some faith. / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090425.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 26 / 2009 | [[THE HOUSE]] / telephone: / GRAMP: Hello? / Voice:
/ Hi! This is your bank! We're calling to let you know we're sending you a NEW credit card. / / GRAMP: No no no. I have a card. I don't want another one.
/ / Voice: It's not another one. It's a _replacement_. Your card info was stolen from our database... along... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090426.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 27 / 2009 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Art pad: / ARTHUR: Heeey, that's a great drawing, Dante. / DANTE:
/ Thanks! I'm trying to get better by copying the great masters. ...This is a 17th century crowd scene by Caravaggio. / / ARTHUR: Well it's good! You got the faces right. You got the perspective right.... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090427.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 28 / 2009 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Art pad: / ARTHUR: There's a futility in drawing, isn't there? In trying to express a 3-D world with a 2-D line? / DANTE: / / ARTHUR: It's an echo of an echo of an echo. It's like trying to capture the fullness of love in a song! Or faith in a poem! Or history... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090428.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 29 / 2009 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Art pad: / ARTHUR: I'm not denigrating art, but you gotta admit that art doesn't create. It copies. / DANTE: Wha...? / / ARTHUR: All art is basically a revision or recontextualization of the world around us. It COPIES the natural world.
/ / DANTE: WHAT?? No way. You... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090429.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 30 / 2009 | [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / Television: / GRAMP: What is that nonsense?
/ / ARTHUR: This? This is "America's Next Top Model". Flaco loves this show. / FLACO: / / GRAMP: What's the concept? / ARTHUR: It's a bunch of girls being catty to each other, and DESPERATELY trying to win the affection of a slightly prettier... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090430.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 01 / 2009 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (field)]] / ARTHUR: No, it's true! There's a moment where flight can go wrong for a bird. / FLACO: / / ARTHUR: It's right at take off: if your wings don't create enough lift at JUST THE RIGHT MOMENT, it's a big ol' face plant. / FLACO: / / Bird: [sound effect] BAM. / ... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090501.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 02 / 2009 | [[Outdoors]] / coffee: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: God bless America! ...Are you tucking into another coffee? ANOTHER ONE?? / / ARTHUR: Dude, how many coffees have you HAD today? / GRAMP: Yes. / / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: / / GRAMP: "Yes" / ARTHUR: YES is not an answer! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090502.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 03 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background) (no borders)]] / NARRATOR: Today: Useless advances in toothbrush technology! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Toothbrush: / NARRATOR: 1. Ol' Reliable / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Toothbrush: / NARRATOR: 2. The weird, oddly terrifying pointy thing added to the end. / NARRATOR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090503.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 04 / 2009 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Chair: / ARTHUR: I am so proud of myself. This morning I polished off two "Pounder" bags of M&M's / GRAMP: / / ARTHUR: Within seconds, my heart was racing, I was sweating, my stomach was churning... / / ARTHUR: It was like I was runnin' a marathon: so much GLORY! ...So much vomiting, but so... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090504.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 05 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Dog treat: / Stool: / SHELDON: Sit. / OSO: / / Stool: / Dog treat: / SHELDON: SIT. / OSO: / / Stool: / Dog treat: / SHELDON: Sit SIT sit sit SIT sit sit SIT sit sit / OSO: / / Stool: / Dog treat: / SHELDON: SIT. / OSO: / / Dog treat: / Stool: / SHELDON: SIT * ...Aw dang it. / OSO: / / NARRATOR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090505.html |
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