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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 06 / 2009 | [[Outside - Rocks (After dark)]] / SHELDON: Star light! Star bright! First star I see tonight! / / [[Outside - Rocks (After dark)]] / SHELDON: I wish I may! I wish I might... / / [[Outside - Rocks (After dark)]] / SHELDON: ...have realized quicker you're a SATELLITE. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090506.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 07 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: How to shrink a newspaper... / / Newspaper: / Arrows: / NARRATOR: 1. First, reduce the on-staff journalists and original reporting. This will shrink your overall page count. / / Newspaper: / Arrows: / NARRATOR:
/ 2. That, in turn, will drive away readers (and paying... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090507.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 08 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / costumes: / Mr Jacobs: How now, Mr. Wiggles! What be this? / Mr Wiggles:
/ 'Tis my new venture, Mr. Jacobs! I call it "the newspaper". It brings tidings of new events and happenings. Hence, "NEWs" / / Mr Jacobs: I see the cleverness of the term, Mr Wiggles! And these "news"... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090508.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 09 / 2009 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Chair: / GRAMP: You can have a falsehood, but you can't have a truthhood. And you can have a falsity, but you can't have a truesity.
/ / ARTHUR: / / GRAMP: And you can falsify documents but you can't truthify documents.
/ / ARTHUR: / / ARTHUR: You, my friend, are a truthsayer.
/ / GRAMP: I GOTTA... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090509.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 10 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: In the great green room / There was a telephone / And a red balloon / And a picture of-- / / [[Bedroom (drawn in the style of Clement Hurd)]] / Bed: / Rabbit: Stop STOP STOP / / Rabbit: Who picked the colors for this room? It's like the color scheme from a 1973 Mexican... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090510.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 11 / 2009 | [[Outdoors]] / wading pool: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Yes. YES. This is wisdom. You've set up a pool. A pool for kings! / / wading pool: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: We shall recline, my friend! Recline like the gods of Olympus! And all who pass by shall see our magnificence! And they shall line up to bring us gifts and beverages... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090511.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 12 / 2009 | [[Outdoors]] / wading pool: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: There is POWER in owning a pool in hot weather, son. And you must learn to wield that power. Wield it! / / DANTE: Oooo... A pool! Can I swim, too? / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Perhaps! ...What great gifts do you bring us in exchange? / / DANTE: Um, think I might still have... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090512.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 13 / 2009 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (lawn)]] / wading pool: / DANTE: / ARTHUR: / FLACO: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (lawn)]] / wading pool: / DANTE: / ARTHUR: / FLACO: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (lawn)]] / wading pool: / DANTE: / ARTHUR: / FLACO: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090513.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 14 / 2009 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (lawn)]] / wading pool: / snorkel: / SHELDON: I am NOT giving you a gift just so I can swim! / ARTHUR: Well then! Empty is the hand that brings no gift. Closed is the door that greets it. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (lawn)]] / SHELDON: What?? / ARTHUR: ...if... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090514.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 15 / 2009 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (lawn)]] / wading pool: / ARTHUR: Jaques Cousteau! Zee dive eez about to bah-gin! Are you raddy? / FLACO: shkwee shkwe? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (lawn)]] / ARTHUR: No, do not warry about zee aihre while you are diveeeng. Wahh have double-chacked zee... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090515.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 16 / 2009 | [[backyard]] / pool: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Monsieur Jacques Cousteau, I must apollo-gize for zee mee-steak. Ziss time, I 'ave zee zolution! / / [[backyard]] / Car: / ARTHUR: I 'ave hooked zee tube to ziss parked-car's aihre conditioneeng. and Now as I turn zee knob.. VOILA! you 'ave zee perfect amount of * / / [[backyard]] / FLACO:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090516.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 17 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / FLACO: squi. / NARRATOR: Jacques Cousteau is the greatest underwater explorer of all time. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / FLACO: / NARRATOR: He will dive anywhere, take any risk, in the pursuit of science and adventure. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / FLACO:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090517.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 18 / 2009 | [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / Stove: / Pan: / spatula: / ARTHUR: Hey! My eggs ready yet? / GRAMP: For the 19th time: NOT YET. / / [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / spatula: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: I'm sorry man. I...I'm so sorry. I feel bad....feel like I'm walking on eggshells. / / [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / spatula: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090518.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 19 / 2009 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Book: / rock: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: I've realized what it takes to be a successful fantasy novelist: Totally pompous n' ridiculous names. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / rock: / ARTHUR: Here's what you do: You take the name of an ivy league law school... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090519.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 20 / 2009 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Book: / SHELDON: Just because authors like J.R.R. Tolkien use their initials doesn't mean it's pompous. / ARTHUR: Are you kidding? It's totally pompous. It's intentionally pompous. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: C.S. Lewis, A.A. Mile, H.G.... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090520.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 21 / 2009 | ARTHUR: HOUSTON, I'VE STEPPED OUT OF THE SHUTTLE TO BEGIN MY SPACEWALK. / / ARTHUR: AND...THE VIEW! NO...NO WORDS. NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE IT. THEY...SHOULD'VE SENT...A POET. SNIF. / / ARTHUR: WAIT! WE DID SEND A POET! EMILY DICKINSON, GET OUT HERE AND DESCRIBE THE VIEW! / / Box: / SHELDON: I'VE WALKED THE ROAD TO... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090521.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 22 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Box: / Rope: / ARTHUR: Houston, we are "go" to rendezvous with the hubble and begin repairs / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Box: / Rope: / cardboard tube: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: We'll begin delicately maneuvering it into the - / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Box: / Rope:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090522.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 23 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / headphones: / ARTHUR: There is a silence, in space. A Majestic, humbling sience. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / headphones: / ARTHUR: It forces the mind inward. Forces the mind to confront deep truths and long-held assumptions. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / headphones:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090523.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 24 / 2009 | [[Gramp in a Circle]] / NARRATOR: WHICH RESTAURANTS HAVE THE TASTIEST DESSERTS?
/ TASTE--->
/ EXPENSE---> / NARRATOR: Fast food joint. Where "Apple Pie" is some apple-derived paste injected into a scalding tube of cardboard. / NARRATOR: Sit-down chain where everything is salt, fat and carbs. But they do it... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090524.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 25 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / wig: / ARTHUR: he'p! he'p! Won't someone help me? / DANTE: ...Young Stevie-Steve Stephenson is nothing more than a normal boy. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / DANTE: ...But when he utters the magic word given to him by an old magician, he becomes STICKBOY, Defender... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090525.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 26 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Oh, will no one save this damsel in distress?
/ / / ARTHUR: I will, ma'am! For I am THE DUCK. ...Sworn defender of all sorts of stuff.
/ / / ARTHUR: Oh, Mr. The Duck! You have saved me! How can I repay you?? / / ARTHUR:
/ No need, ma'am. For justice is its own reward.... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090526.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 27 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / DANTE: You don't get to be all the characters when we're playing superheroes. / ARTHUR: No time to chat, Stickboy! The commissioner needs our help! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: I do indeed, lads. Only you can defeat the supervillain known as the Evil Eye. / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090527.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 28 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: There's a new villain in town, heroes. My name is Temptressa, and no man can match my hypno-gaze! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: The joke's on you, Temptressa! Buried in my mask is a hypno-mirror. Your powers will bounce right back at you. / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090528.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 29 / 2009 | [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / OSO: / ARTHUR: Stand back, Stickboy! It's that diabolical villain, The Piddler! / DANTE: Really? "The Piddler"? THIS is who we're fighting? / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / OSO: / ARTHUR: Don't underestimate him: The Piddler is a dangerous foe! / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / OSO:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090529.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 30 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / DANTE: / ARTHUR: The villains are following us! Quick, to the duck-cave! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: We'll take the Duck-Mobile back to the Duck-Mansion, where we can swap it for the Duct-Boat or the Duck-Jet. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Duck-Duck:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090530.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 31 / 2009 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: There's a company developing a washing machine that cleans clothes without soap and water. / GRAMP: …how? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: It uses soundwaves to knock dirt, stains and doors off the fabric. / GRAMP: That's brilliant! There won't be dryers anymore / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090531.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 01 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: Classic Sayings... Applied to life with a pug / NARRATOR: "Don't walk in front of me, as I may not follow. Don't walk behind me as I may not lead. Go utterly limp and be my pug" / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / GRAMP: / SHELDON: He thinks He's People. / OSO:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090601.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 02 / 2009 | [[THE POND]] / Water: / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: AMID ALL THIS BAD NEWS ABOUT GENERAL MOTORS, I'VE LEARNED AN UNSETTLING FACT: / THE MAN WHO FIRST RAN G.M. WAS NAMED "WILLIAM CRAPO DURANT." / / [[THE POND]] / Water: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: / / [[THE POND]] / Water: / SHELDON: ...apparently, he preferred to go by "William... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090602.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 03 / 2009 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: Looks like it's true: "Crapo" is a real last name. There's been a senator, a state governor and more… all named "Crapo". / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Man, if I was that family, I would've changed names the moment I immigrated to the U.S. … would called all the cousins in, sat... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090603.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 04 / 2009 | [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / SHELDON: Ha! And if he was an athlete, and another team wanted to snap him up in a trade, his coach could get mad and say "I won't give a Crapo" / ARTHUR: aha haha / GRAMP: HEY! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: I won't have that kind of language in this house! / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090604.html |
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