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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 12 / 2002 | [[Kitchen]] / SHELDON: Tonight, I'd like to read from Lord Tennyson's dark poem of despair: "The charge of the Light Brigade." / / [[Kitchen]] / SHELDON: Cannon to the right of them,
/ Cannon to the left of them,
/ Cannon in front of them... / ...Boldy they rode, and well - into the
/ jaws of Death, into... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020912.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 13 / 2002 | (SOUND FX): boing. / / (SOUND FX): boing. / / (SOUND FX): boing. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Two feet. / ARTHUR: And I'm not doing a thing. / GRAMP: FINE! My meatloaf is rubbery! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020913.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 14 / 2002 | [[Inside (non-specific)]] / GRAMP: I've burnt the meat-loaf. That's ANOTHER dinner I've ruined. / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / SHELDON: Well, we could always go to PLAN B. / GRAMP: Aw, c'mon, NO! That would make it three nights in a row... / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / GRAMP: Sigh. / ARTHUR: Man, I LOVE plan... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020914.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 16 / 2002 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (tree)]] / Swing: Wrapped around and nailed poorly to tree branch. / SHELDON: Mistakes were made... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020916.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 17 / 2002 | [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: Are you kidding?? I WISH I could go to school! / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: Learnin' all sorts of stuff, playin' sports, hangin' out with fr- / DANTE: YIKES! I'm late for class! / / [[THE POND]] / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: ...friends. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020917.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 18 / 2002 | [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: Sigh. / / [[Kitchen]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[Living Room]] / (SOUND FX): Z / / [[Living Room]] / (SOUND FX): Z http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020918.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 19 / 2002 | [[Playground]] / SHELDON: What a divine meal! Lightly-breaded pheasant in an aromatic hollandaise sauce! / / [[Playground]] / SHELDON: With just a hint of lemon...
/ and topped with a pinch of cinammon. / / [[Playground]] / DANTE: PB + J again? / SHELDON: PB + J again. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020919.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 20 / 2002 | [[sidewalk]] / ARTHUR: Hey- You're home! So what'd you learn in school? / / [[sidewalk]] / SHELDON: It was amazing. The whole day was one long illumination. It was as if the entire universe unfolded before me. / / ARTHUR: Wow, really? / / [[sidewalk]] / SHELDON: No. It was mostly cursive and P.E. / ARTHUR: Ah yes.... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020920.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 21 / 2002 | SHELDON: Hey, cool! I just found money in my pants-pocket! I love it when that happens! / / ARTHUR: So how much is it? / SHELDON: Looks like... about... TWO GRAND. / / ARTHUR: Man I hate you. / SHELDON: Oh wait, my bad... three grand. / DANTE: How about spreadin' that love a bit? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020921.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 23 / 2002 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / DANTE: ...Or take this pencil for example... / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / DANTE: It's a friendly pencil. It understands a friendly business transaction when it sees one. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / DANTE: It doesn't get all uptight... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020923.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 24 / 2002 | SHELDON: I think you made up this law. / ARTHUR: I did not. Federal law says "Employers must provide ergonomically healthy furniture for employees." / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / SHELDON: "Ergonomically healthy" my fanny. / ARTHUR: That's the law. / / SHELDON: Well I'm still gonna take away your little pool. / (SOUND FX):... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020924.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 25 / 2002 | [[Sheldonsoft]] / ARTHUR: You got any staples I can use? / SHELDON: Sure. Here you go. / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / ARTHUR: This only has 500... you got any more? / SHELDON: More than 500? What do you need that many staples for? / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / ARTHUR: No one understands my art... / SHELDON: How do you even USE a stapler... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020925.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 26 / 2002 | SHELDON: Did you eat all my cookies, you little thief?!? / ARTHUR: Whoa, whoa, WHOA! Why you gotta be such a playa hate-a? / / SHELDON: "Playa hate-a"? "PLAYA HATE-A"?!? Do you even know what that means?! / / / ARTHUR: No. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020926.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 27 / 2002 | SHELDON: But Gramp, I'm a billionaire - I shouldn't have to mow our lawn!! / GRAMP: Oh yes you should. / / GRAMP: If you think money lets you avoid chores 'round here, remember this... I do all the cooking in this house, and YOU can't even make toast. / / [[THE HOUSE (back yard)]] / SHELDON: Humbled once again... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020927.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 28 / 2002 | [[THE HOUSE]] / [[Kitchen]] / DANTE: Well, I guess we can't make this cake after all - we need two eggs, darn it. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / [[Kitchen]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / [[Kitchen]] / ARTHUR: Ain't happenin' fellas, I'm all man. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020928.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 30 / 2002 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: It's weird being a kid with billions of dollars. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: I ask someone a question and they freeze up. I go into a restaurant and everyone stares. I get the weirdest reactions. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020930.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 01 / 2002 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Wouldn't it be neat if George W. Bush and Jeb Bush shared a secret twin language? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / (SOUND FX): poink. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Um... They're not twins. / ARTHUR: Yeah, but how cool... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/021001.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 02 / 2002 | ARTHUR: ...So when it's his turn, the male duck sits on the egg to keep it warm. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: "He takes on all the responsibility." / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: "He's focused only on the egg and keeping it safe: he totally ignores his own... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/021002.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 03 / 2002 | DANTE: Why do you never see a baby pigeon? / SHELDON: Who's buried in Grant's Tomb? / / DANTE: Why can you get an A, B, C, D, or F grade... but not an E? / SHELDON: Why do men have NIPPLES? / / DANTE: UUUuuuu... / / DANTE: Wow. You win. / SHELDON: "Best question ever." http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/021003.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 04 / 2002 | [[Living Room]] / SHELDON: Our hall-closet towels have developed a dangerously high level of static electricity. / / [[Living Room]] / GRAMP: What makes you say that? / SHELDON: Just a hunch. / ARTHUR: Was just... going to... dry off beak... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/021004.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 05 / 2002 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: He was the largest man ever seen in the Roman Empire. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Sculptors carved him into mighty statues. Poets wrote odes about his weight. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: It's said that even Caesar was amazed by his size. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: And he was known, simply,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/021005.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 07 / 2002 | [[Magazine store]] / ARTHUR: Hey look! A "duck hunting" magazine! What a great idea! I love huntin' after the ladies, myself! / / [[Magazine store]] / ARTHUR: I'm gonna get a copy.... / / [[Magazine store]] / DANTE: I wonder how long it will take him to - / ARTHUR: AAAH! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/021007.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 08 / 2002 | ARTHUR: I can't believe it... Humans hunt ducks?!? / / ARTHUR: How could you do such a thing? That's disgusting! And to DUCKS of all creatures! I mean, I could understand if you hunted chickens, but ducks?!? / / SHELDON: Um, I think you just lost the moral high ground, there. / ARTHUR: I mean who DOESN'T wanna... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/021008.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 09 / 2002 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Where did all this animosity toward chickens come from? / ARTHUR: HA! Ducks and chickens have NEVER got along! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Ducks sit at the very top of the evolutionary ladder, and chickens hate us for it. In EVERY SINGLE WAY ducks are superior to chickens. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/021009.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 10 / 2002 | SHELDON: Ducks and chickens have got to stop this silly rivalry. So I've brought you a chicken and I want you two to kiss and make up. / / ARTHUR: Very well, then. "On behalf of my species let me be the first to extend the olive branch of friendship." / Chicken: bok bok bok / / ARTHUR: What? How dare you say... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/021010.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 11 / 2002 | SHELDON: Sometimes I don't understand you. How do you manage to make so many little enemies? / / SHELDON: First the neighborhood cat, then all this business with the chickens... / / SHELDON: ...and let's not even talk about the unpleasantness at the county fair... / ARTHUR: HEY! That clown started it!! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/021011.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 12 / 2002 | NARRATOR: 1. Denial / SHELDON: ...There's been a horrible mistake. I don't need to go... / / NARRATOR: 2. Anger / SHELDON: NO! I'm not goin'! It's stupid and I'm not goin'! / / NARRATOR: 3. Bargaining / SHELDON: I'll give you 20 million if I can skip it! / / NARRATOR: 4. Depression / SHELDON: WAAAAA / / NARRATOR: 5. Acceptance / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/021012.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 14 / 2002 | [[THE POND]] / NARRATOR: There's no better fun than to swim in a pond... / / [[THE POND]] / NARRATOR: As I jump right in with my swimmin' trunks on. / / [[THE POND]] / NARRATOR: I float with the fishies and swim with a duck... / / [[THE POND]] / NARRATOR: And walk home with ten pounds of nasty pond muck. / SHELDON: EW...... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/021014.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 15 / 2002 | [[THE POND]] / / [[THE POND]] / / [[THE POND]] / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: There's no way you're gettin' that fish down. / ARTHUR: I dink I gan do it! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/021015.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 16 / 2002 | [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? / / [[THE POND]] / / [[THE POND]] / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: ....Dante and I think it's about 14 pounds. / SHELDON: ...NOT LISTENING! I'M NOT LISTENING! / DANTE: ...Ooo, wait! Is it 16? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/021016.html |
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