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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 03 / 2009 | [[Prison]] / The Pilot: / Nosh: You really don't remember anything before you got hit on the head? ...You are like bad episode of "Gilligan's Island" / Captain Taneel: Nosh? Are you reading me? Nosh?? / / [[Prison]] / Nosh: Captain!? Are you here?? Are you inside? / Captain Taneel: No. We've been trying for five... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091003.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 04 / 2009 | [[Airplane]] / headphones: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: Oo, check it out: the plane is showing "Dora the Explorer." / I love this show. / / [[Airplane]] / headphones: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: But MAN... Dora's moneky, "boots", drives me nuts. / / [[Airplane]] / headphones: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: I mean, here's a girl who explicitly... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091004.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 05 / 2009 | [[Airplane]] / spider: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Whoa! Flaco! Check it out! There's a spider in the plane! / / [[Airplane]] / ARTHUR: In the plane! At 30,000 feet! Think of it: he'd have to make just the right moves at just the right times to get on a plane! The odds of that are AMAZING! / / [[Airplane]] / FLACO: / NARRATOR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091005.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 06 / 2009 | [[airport]] / Immigration officer: Welcome to the U.K. where are you flying from today? / ARTHUR: The States. / / [[airport]] / Immigration officer: Business or pleasure? / ARTHUR: Bidness. / / [[airport]] / Immigration officer: And where will you be staying during your visit? / ARTHUR: Hotel. / / [[airport]] / Immigration... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091006.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 07 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / map: / GRAMP: OK fellas, we can get into London by cab, by tube, or by fast-train to Paddington. / SHELDON: Paddington ??? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: whoa whoa whoa ...like Paddington BEAR? / SHELDON: ohmigosh ohmigosh ohmigosh / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091007.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 08 / 2009 | [[London]] / [[room]] / Lamp: / Book: / Table: / map: / Chair: / Cabbie: / NARRATOR: To become a cabbie on London, you have to spend years learning EVERY road... No matter how tiny the alley. / / [[London]] / [[A black background]] / map: / Cabbie: / NARRATOR: It's an exhausting amazing feat of mental prowess. When completed,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091008.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 09 / 2009 | [[Crowded Subway Car]] / SHELDON: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Apparently, this part of the London Underground is one of the oldest in the world. / GRAMP: Feels it. / / [[Crowded Subway Car]] / SHELDON: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: C'mon, grumpy McGrumperton. This is rad! Enjoy it. / GRAMP: I just don't like bein' around so many people. / / [[Crowded... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091009.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 10 / 2009 | [[Outer Space]] / moon in the background: / building on planet surface: / NARRATOR: "Nature, " it is said, "abhors a vacuum." / (SOUND FX): Thoop / / [[Outer Space]] / building on planet surface: / Spaceship: / NARRATOR: As it turns out, nature abhors a great many things. Such as scout ships that pinch space METERS... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091010.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 11 / 2009 | [[Street]] / [[London]] / map: / sign: BAKER STREET W1 City of Westminster / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Oo! Oo! We're on Baker Street! This is where Sherlock Holmes lived! / GRAMP: Well, he didn't LIVE here. You know he was fictional right? / / [[Street]] / [[London]] / ARTHUR: Oh. Yeah. Sure. Totally. / GRAMP: Arthur Conan... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091011.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 12 / 2009 | [[London]] / SHELDON: This city is a lesson in the arc of human endeavors. / ARTHUR: A what with the what? / / [[London]] / SHELDON: London! London grew from a tiny Roman outpost to become the seat of the mighty British Empire! The sun never set upon it, and its aspirations were unlimited. / / [[London]] / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091012.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 13 / 2009 | [[sidewalk]] / ARTHUR: You're lying to me. London wasn't called "Londinium" in Roman times. / SHELDON: I'm NOT lying! You should know this! I up loaded an encyclopedia into your brain! All you have to do is look it up! / / ARTHUR: Accessing. / / ARTHUR: Accessing. / / ARTHUR: Accessing. / / SHELDON: You KNOW it freaks... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091013.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 14 / 2009 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Hey, maybe THAT'S how I could win my case against this dude from the House of Lords. / SHELDON: How? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Well, his libel suit against me assumes I am a "person", able to commit libel. In FACT, I'm a duck... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091014.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 15 / 2009 | [[Courthouse]] / ARTHUR: So you're the lawyer Sheldon hired for me? / lawyer: "Barruster", yes / / [[Courthouse]] / papers: / Table: / ARTHUR: Um, you got sumthin' on your head,there. / lawyer: Oh, it;s a wig. They're traditional dress in English Court. Like a robe on a judge. / / [[Courthouse]] / papers: / Table: / ARTHUR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091015.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 16 / 2009 | [[London]] / ARTHUR: / FLACO: / SHELDON: Ok fellas, this trial has the potential to last WEEKS.
/ But we've hired the TOP legal team to win this. And when they do.......ice cream's on me. / / [[London]] / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: / FLACO: / / [[London]] / / [[London]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: ...AAAAND a 500,000-pounds judgment against... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091016.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 17 / 2009 | [[Prison]] / Nosh: Captain? I have a thought. / / [[Prison]] / Nosh: Even if I break out ... my face will be ALL OVER the Empire. They will chase and chase and re-arrest. / / [[Prison]] / Captain Taneel: Not to worry: we're going to take out the prison's data center. This place is so remote, they only sync their... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091017.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 18 / 2009 | [[Airplane]] / ARTHUR: We lost the case, plain and simple. The court ended up awarding Sir Biggles Chiggles £500,000! / / [[Airplane]] / Woman (Generic): / ARTHUR: But!
/ When Sheldon and I approached him to cut the check, we all hit it off like old chums. / / SHELDON: / Sir Biggles Chiggles: / ARTHUR: And within... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091018.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 19 / 2009 | [[Grocery Store]] / Grocery Cart: / GRAMP: It's only mid-October and you're ALREADY sold out of Halloween candy? / Stock Boy: Oh -.. We're not Sold out, Sir. / / [[Grocery Store]] / Halloween Candy package: / GRAMP: Not technically, no...but all you have left are the dregs of the candy world. WHAT IS THIS STUFF?... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091019.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 20 / 2009 | [[Store]] / GRAMP: Seriously? This no-brand candy is all the Halloween stuff you have left? / Stock Boy: "Jibby-BooBoo's" are a legitimate brand, sir. / / [[Store]] / GRAMP: It says "Made in Czechoslovakia" on it. Czechoslovakia hasn't been one nation since 1992. / Stock Boy: Tell you what. Give 'em to you for... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091020.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 21 / 2009 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Mrmph. / SHELDON: You ok? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: No. I ate one of those 20-year old Czechoslovakian candies. / SHELDON: The Jibby-Booboo's? I thought we all agreed to throw those out!? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: C'mon. I had to try one. / SHELDON: No, you DIDN'T! It's 20-year old candy! And... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091021.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 22 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / costume: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: I need a Halloween Costume that CLEARLY points out I'm the coolest dude in cool-ville. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / costume: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: But for the ladies I also need a costume that accentuates how amazingly hot I am. / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091022.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 23 / 2009 | SHELDON: I don't get Flaco's Halloween costume. / ARTHUR: C'mon! Isn't it obvious? / / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: / / SHELDON: No. / ARTHUR: He's every episode of "Blue's Clues"! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091023.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 24 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Nosh: No! No stopping! WE CAN FIND OUT YOUR NAME LATER! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Nosh: I bet we find in some random desk-drawer file! Next to old gum and paper-clips! ...Is always the case. / The Pilot: What are you even saying? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Nosh:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091024.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 25 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: THE PUMPKIN DECISION TREE
/ So you need a pumpkin for Halloween / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Pumpkins: / NARRATOR: Are you at a pumpkin patch out in the countryside? - You will get a huge, gorgeous pumpkin at a great price-but the pumpkin dude may start... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091025.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 26 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: The file of Rejected Halloween Costumes
/ Flaco / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / FLACO: / NARRATOR: The Fifth Teletubby.
/ The one kicked out for Ringo / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / FLACO: / NARRATOR: M. Bison.
/ Just too random / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / FLACO:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091026.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 27 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background) (no borders)]] / ATST hat: / ewok toy: / ARTHUR: Da cwyayons en mah mowf ar da wasers. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Toy animals: / ARTHUR: Zee Caze eez zolved! / / [[nonspecific (white background) (no borders)]] / toy buildings: / toy ships: / ARTHUR: ...The little boats sell... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091027.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 28 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: The File of Rejected Halloween Costumes: Sheldon / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / giant dinosaur foot: / NARRATOR: The Ikea Instructions Dude / SHELDON: This costume comes with five missing bolts. / NARRATOR: The Fridge in Indiana Jones / SHELDON: I was the EXACT... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091028.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 29 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background) (The File of Rejected Halloween Costumes - OSO)]] / halloween costume: / OSO: Battle Cat, That freakish dog-robot-kangaroo thing from the original battlestar galactica, a widdle spider wit hid widdle weggs, the trojan horse (...with an historically appropriate can of ajax... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091029.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 30 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background) (Narration Panel)]] / NARRATOR: The File of REJECTED HALLOWEEN COSTUMES
/ GRAMP / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / quiver of ham hocks: / beer steins: / GRAMP: / GRAMP: / GRAMP: No no no no no no / GRAMP: HEY-O! Rich bard, comin' through! / NARRATOR: Henry VIII
/ Quiver of ham... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091030.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 31 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: And the winning costumes are... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / OSO: / FLACO: / NARRATOR: Sonny & Cher / NARRATOR: Chestpiece courtesy of "Hair Club for Men" / NARRATOR: Bob Mackie dress taken from a "Barbie". Perfect...fit. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Chair:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091031.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 01 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: TRICK-OR-TREATERS, BY HOUR / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / jack-o-lantern candy bucket: / Magic wand: / NARRATOR: 5:30 - 6:30
/ The Bedtime Bunch
/ Adorable
/ Can barley say it
/ Adorable pumpkin
/ So innocent, sometimes the give YOU their candy / little kid: twiggar... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091101.html |
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