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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 02 / 2009 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: / GRAMP: I just did all the dishes yesterday. And yet today… had to do 'em all again. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: It's weird: no matter how spotlessly you wash dishes… next day, you're washin' 'em all again. / ARTHUR: You're talking about this like you've stumbled on some ancient koan of... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091102.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 03 / 2009 | [[pond]] / wooden sword: / boat: / SHELDON: ok, so you be king harold II of england, and i'll be william the conqueror / DANTE: wait, WHAT? "the conqueror"? / / [[pond]] / wooden sword: / boat: / SHELDON: yeah, that was his name / DANTE: well, I don't wanna play, then. It's pretty obvious who's gonna win THAT battle / / [[pond]] / wooden... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091103.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 04 / 2009 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: And what are you supposed to be? / ARTHUR: I'm a Roman Centurion. I'm here to help Harold stop this "Norman conquest." / DANTE: Ha ha / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: No, no, no. This is the year 1066. There are no Romans in England... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091104.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 05 / 2009 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / wooden sword: / SHELDON: Villain! Today you shall feel the cold bite of my sword! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / wooden sword: / DANTE: I think NOT, fiend! For I am unstoppable in battle! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / wooden sword: / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091105.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 06 / 2009 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / wooden sword: / SHELDON: / DANTE: In this conflict, we have crossed a channel that was not meant to be crossed. …For I am defeated. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / DANTE: Indeed, this battle has left me hastings. All my Anglos have been Saxoned. / / [[OUTSIDE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091106.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 07 / 2009 | [[Space (Outside view of the Machito)]] / Spaceship: It looks like we've lost the battle cruisers
/ Mr. Cruz, bring Nosh up to the bridge. / / [[The Machito]] / Nosh: What an honor, little friend! You are being escorted by the head of engineering HIMSELF! / Skitter: The HEAD of engineering? This dude's like... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091107.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 08 / 2009 | [[Jabba's palace]] / Jabba the Hutt: ANDOBA NE LAPPEE, KOLKA. BULOVA NUMA TOFFA. GEEB MI WA CHIMPA. INKABUNGA! / Bib Fortuna: THE MIGHT JABBA SAYS THAT - um
/ oh God oh God I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT LANGUAGE THAT IS.
/ WHY DID I TAKE THIS JOB??
/ ...dang car payments http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091108.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 09 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / tie: / ARTHUR: Well HELLLLO Dapper Dan. What's with the tie? / SHELDON: Goin' in to the office, today. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / tie: / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: I realized I haven't been to Sheldonsoft in months. Haven't called to see how it's going. Haven't e-mailed.... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091109.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 10 / 2009 | [[Sheldonsoft]] / Podium: / SHELDON: Ladies and Gentlemen of Sheldonsoft: We're facing tough times. Tough times. / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / Podium: / SHELDON: We're staring down the deepest recession since the 1930's. And if you've read Rogoff and Reinhart's book,"This Time is Different," which looks at the similarities... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091110.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 11 / 2009 | [[office]] / Fax machine: / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: Is that...is that a fax machine in our corporate offices?? A FAX MACHINE? / / [[office]] / Fax machine: / SHELDON: What is this, the Reagan years? Why are we still using this machine? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Fax machine: / SHELDON: No one has EVER successfully... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091111.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 12 / 2009 | [[Sheldonsoft]] / Sheldonsoft employee: but sir: for lots of folks, sending a fax is better than sending an email or a PDF.
/ / SHELDON: Better? BETTER? / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / SHELDON: first you clear a paper jam, which causes it to spit out 18 junk faxes it had back in the queue. THEN you gotta replace the ink... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091112.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 13 / 2009 | [[Sheldonsoft (Hallway)]] / Fax machine: / paper: / SHELDON: Stop. Right. There. I clearly said "no more faxes at sheldonsoft" / / Sheldonsoft employee: but sir! the federal government only accepts signatures via fax, not e-mail. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / paper: / Sheldonsoft employee: / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091113.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 14 / 2009 | [[Outer Space]] / Spaceship: / / [[Outer Space]] / Planet: / Moon: / / [[Outer Space]] / Planet: / Moon: / Spaceship: / Spaceship: / / [[Outer Space]] / Planet: / Moon: / Spaceship: / Spaceship: http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091114.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 15 / 2009 | [[Sheldonsoft (Sheldon's Office)]] / Desk: / Chair: / Laptop: / SHELDON: Arthur, have you seen my flash drive? All my files were on it. / ARTHUR: No But maybe it's in the cloud. Did you check the cloud? / / [[Sheldonsoft (Sheldon's Office)]] / Desk: / Chair: / Laptop: / SHELDON: It's not on the cloud. It was only on... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091115.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 16 / 2009 | [[Office Breakroom]] / Coffee Cup: / Coffee maker: / Microwave: / refridgerator: / NARRATOR: Guide to (your) office breakroom. Coffee cups include weird castoffs like "World's Best Stenographer" / NARRATOR: Let us never speak of the microwave. / NARRATOR: Off brand "Drinker's Choice"TM can survive a direct hydrogen... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091116.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 17 / 2009 | [[office]] / ARTHUR: Some of your employees are really abusing the "sick days" policy. / SHELDON: How so? / / [[office]] / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: They're super quick to use sick days if they need to meet a plumber or electrician at the house. / Post-it Note: I'll be sick between 10 and 3 / / [[office]] / SHELDON: / ARTHUR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091117.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 18 / 2009 | [[break room]] / coffee pot: / fridge: / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: I don't like that my company only gives out stimulants in the break room. / / [[break room]] / SHELDON: Coffee, tea, soda, Red Bull... We're basically giving them drugs to work faster. / ARTHUR: What's your alternative? Glass of warm milk? / / [[break room]] / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091118.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 19 / 2009 | [[Mailbox]] / Letter: / GRAMP: / Letter: Dear occupant: We know you get solicited by all sorts of charities, and that it's hard to tell the well-run ones from the shifty ones. / / [[Mailbox]] / Letter: / GRAMP: / Letter: Don't you wish there was a way to know which charities are ACTUALLY funding their cause? And... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091119.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 20 / 2009 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Tree: / Bird: Tweet / FLACO: Squee / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Tree: / Bird: T...wee? / FLACO: SQUEE / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Tree: / Bird: Twee. TWEE! / FLACO: SQUEE / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Tree: / Bird: ...twee? / FLACO:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091120.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 21 / 2009 | [[Continuum ship]] / [[Space]] / Screen: / Continuum pilot: Human. 48 aboard. / Continuum captain: Pursue and intercept. ...The Lesser will stay behind. / / [[Continuum ship]] / [[Space]] / / [[Continuum ship]] / Continuum pilot: Clear / Continuum captain: Very well. Fire the Spirit. / / [[Continuum ship (Firing warp ... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091121.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 22 / 2009 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Tree: / Bird: tweet / FLACO: squee / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Tree: / Bird: twee? / FLACO: "squee" / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Tree: / Bird: twee! / FLACO: ssss Squee / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Tree: / Bird: s-twee / FLACO:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091122.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 23 / 2009 | [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / X-box: / SHELDON: You beat the game ALREADY? / ARTHUR: Took me all weekend but, yep, I did it. / / [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / X-box: / SHELDON: Wow. done in two days. / ARTHUR: ...But now I'm thinking "What a huge waste of time" I just used up 48 hours...and what do I have to show... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091123.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 24 / 2009 | [[Furniture World]] / SHELDON: How does this couch coos $900?!? This is a $5 couch, tops. / / [[Furniture World]] / Couch: / SHELDON: I mean seriously, who buys a zebra couch? / GRAMP: Clearly someone does. / / [[Furniture World]] / Couch: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: Saaaay... / GRAMP: I suppose it's supply and demand at work.... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091124.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 25 / 2009 | [[Kitchen Doorway]] / GRAMP: I left the kitchen for TWO DANG SECONDS and my bowl of ice cream is gone. / ARTHUR: huh. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: Oh. Yeah. "huh" I WONDER who did it. I wonder who could do such a thing. / ARTHUR: ...well don't look at me. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091125.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 26 / 2009 | [[Kitchen]] / Bowl: / SHELDON: I've been sent in to ask you what THAT is? / GRAMP: Green Bean Casserole. You boys are going to love it. / / [[Kitchen (near Counter)]] / SHELDON: It's beans? What's the white goop it's sitting in? / GRAMP: Cream of Mushroom Soup / SHELDON: And the crusty bits on top? / GRAMP: Fried... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091126.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 27 / 2009 | [[THE HOUSE (at the table)]] / ARTHUR: WAN / / [[THE HOUSE (at the table)]] / ARTHUR: WAN MAH / / [[THE HOUSE (at the table)]] / ARTHUR: WAN MAH BEEZA / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: WAN MAH BEEZA BIE / GRAMP: You've had enough dang pie. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091127.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 28 / 2009 | [[Living Room]] / TV: / ARTHUR: Why are you all Captain Smiles? / SHELDON: Twilight Zone marathon! All weekend long! / / [[Living Room]] / ARTHUR: Seriously? And you're gonna watch it? / SHELDON: MaraTHON! / / [[Living Room]] / ARTHUR: You already own the entire series on dvd / SHELDON: MaraTHONNN! / / [[Living Room]] / ARTHUR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091128.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 29 / 2009 | [[THE HOUSE (On the roof)]] / ARTHUR: Hey! What are you doin' up here? I never see you up here! / GRAMP: I'm hangin' Christmas lights. / / [[THE HOUSE (On the roof)]] / ARTHUR: Well, welcome to the roof, my friend! You've come to where the flavor lives! / GRAMP: …The flavor lives on the roof? / / [[THE HOUSE (On the... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091129.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 30 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Sheet of paper: / NARRATOR: AN OPEN LETTER TO THOSE CONSIDERING AN E-BOOK THIS SEASON
/ You've read all about them, and you've tried one or two, and you're starting to think, "Should I get one, too?" we're speaking of e-books, this year's new pet rock! They're selling... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091130.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 01 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Chair: / cake: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: There's a star called VY Canis Majoris / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Chair: / cake: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: And this star is SO HUGE, that if you put it in our solar system, it's edge would extend past Saturn's orbit. Sh huge, that it... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091201.html |
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