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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 01 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Candles: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: First, you blow out a candle to get the smoke goin'. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Candles: / ARTHUR: Then you CAP the glass to force all the smoke back down into the candle wax. / Sequester the carbon. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Candles:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100101.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 02 / 2010 | [[Spaceship]] / Captain Taneel: / Nosh: / Fernando: Captain, no! An asteroid field is certain death! Open space is bad enough...we can't INTENTIONALLY fly into debris! / The Pilot: Wait - why not? Just turn on your doo-dads or shields or whatever. / / [[Spaceship]] / Nosh: What shields? / The Pilot: Don't you have... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100102.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 03 / 2010 | [[pond]] / Floaty Animal: / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: Everything I read about New Year's resolutions says they have to be actionable items. You can't just say "Lose weight this year". You have to say "Run two miles a day to lose weight", / / [[pond]] / Floaty Animal: / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: or "Save money".
/ ...you gotta... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100103.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 04 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE]] / pie: / ARTHUR: I thought you were starting your "Points Watchers" diet this week. / GRAMP: I can't... YET. I still have all these leftover holiday pies and cakes lying around. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / pie: / ARTHUR: So you're gonna eat them all, and THEN diet? / GRAMP: Well I can't just throw them out. / / [[THE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100104.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 05 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE (at the table)]] / Laptop: You have logged into the Point Watchers" weight loss system. / You have not logged in for 13 months, welcome back! / GRAMP: / / [[THE HOUSE (at the table)]] / Laptop: To help our automated systems determine how to best begin again, please enter your current weight. / GRAMP:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100105.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 06 / 2010 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Pencil: / Sheet of paper: / rock: / ARTHUR: Writing:"Dear almond butter: My name is Arthur. I tried you today for the first time. You were delicious." / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Pencil: / Sheet of paper: / rock: / ARTHUR: Writing: "Before today,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100106.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 07 / 2010 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (Rocks)]] / Sheet of paper: / Pencil: / ARTHUR: Dear Peanut Butter. It's me, Arthur. You remember...from my entire childhood? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (Rocks)]] / Sheet of paper: / Pencil: / ARTHUR: Anyway, Peanut Butter - You and I have hung out every... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100107.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 08 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / sunglasses: / jar: / ARTHUR: MEGA BUTTER! / SHELDON: ...what? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / sunglasses: / jar: / ARTHUR: Mega Butter! It's my new invention.
/ MEGA BUTTER! / SHELDON: What is it? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / sunglasses: / ARTHUR: I've mixed peanut... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100108.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 09 / 2010 | [[Space (Outside view of the Machito)]] / The Pilot: You're kidding me. You guys don't have ANY shields?? / Nosh: Not like you are thinking, no. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Nosh: We CAN vaporize teeny bits of debris into plasma.... But we do not have "super-tough-guy-action shields" / Fernando ('Nando):... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100109.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 10 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE (a chair in the corner, Living room)]] / Chair: / Lamp: / Pug: / cake: / Bookcase: / ARTHUR: / GRAMP: / SHELDON: We know you're trying real hard in your "Point Watchers" diet, so we made you a special birthday cake! / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / cake: / SHELDON: We used only healthy alternatives for... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100110.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 11 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE]] / cake: / GRAMP: "Fools rush in, where angels fear to tread." / ARTHUR: What? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / cake: / GRAMP: It's an old quote. Means I shouldn't have tried this healthy cake you made me. / ARTHUR: Why? …was it bad? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / cake: / GRAMP: It was….. fine. Provided I wipe all memories of what... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100111.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 12 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: If you eat NORMAL cake, you end up with that overly full, sugar-stuffed feeling. / BLEAH! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: BUT! If you eat healthy cake made out of coconut, flax, almonds, cacao, and carob...you get a very different feeling. / / [[THE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100112.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 13 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE]] / cake: / FLACO: / / [[THE HOUSE]] / cake: / FLACO: / / [[THE HOUSE]] / cake: / FLACO: / / [[THE HOUSE]] / cake: / FLACO: SQUEE Squee Squee Squee Squee Squee / ARTHUR: Can't help ya. Gramp took all the reading materials http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100113.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 14 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE]] / iPhone: / SHELDON: The iPhone wasn't really designed for you, was it? / ARTHUR: Whaddya mean? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / iPhone: / SHELDON: It's meant to be manipulated using tiny finger movements. But with your anatomy, you have to use all these major muscle groups. / ARTHUR: s'allright. I can deal.
/ / / [[THE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100114.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 15 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE]] / iPhone: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: Since my webbed feet are terrible with the iPhone, I've been forced to try a new method… Flaco! E-mail! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / iPhone: / SHELDON: / FLACO: / (SOUND FX): thwip! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / iPhone: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: … New message! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / iPhone: / SHELDON: / FLACO:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100115.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 16 / 2010 | [[Machito]] / Captain Taneel: Good. The continuum ship is slowing down. Even THEIR shielding can't handle all this debris at top speed. / / [[Machito]] / Captain Taneel: Con, how you holding up? / Con: Captain, I.....I'm kinda flyin' BLIND, here. / The Pilot: Aigh! LEFT! Go left! / / [[Machito]] / The Pilot: NNNG.... / Con:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100116.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 17 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Chair: / Magazine: / ARTHUR: / GRAMP: Hey! How was school today? / SHELDON: MEH. Today was "math-nasium" day. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: They try to get kids excited about math. So the turn the gym into a "math-nasium"...and we're all "math-letes" cometing in "math-letics". / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Chair:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100117.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 18 / 2010 | [[THE POND]] / rock: / ARTHUR: How'd your Math-letics go, today? / SHELDON: Turns out I'm not much of a mathlete. / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: The math-nasium requires a certain amount of physical fitness. But I get too excited when I'm solving an equation....And I can't breathe / / [[THE POND]] / rock: / ARTHUR: Don't... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100118.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 19 / 2010 | [[THE POND (in pond)]] / ARTHUR: So, when you were competing in the Math-nasium, and your math-ma struck, did you get scared?
/ GROAN / SHELDON: At first, I had an irrational number of fears pop into my mind....like, had I had to much PI? / / [[THE POND (in pond)]] / SHELDON: I had to figure it out! Factorial... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100119.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 20 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: You hear about this company selling a "sarcasm mark" for your keyboard? / DANTE: A what for my what-what? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / sketchbook: / SHELDON: A sarcasm mark, to end sarcastic sentences. Like, if a question ends in a question mark, sarcastic... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100120.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 21 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Laptop: / SHELDON: Ok, first pick the type of crust you want. / GRAMP: …And the pizza place will know what I picked? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Laptop: / SHELDON: That's the whole point! It automates the whole process: we can pick sauces, toppings, types of crusts… / GRAMP: Wow… yeah… it's all right here... / / [[THE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100121.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 22 / 2010 | [[Restaurant]] / Waitress: / GRAMP: I'll have a small Belgian waffle, please, and a plate of French toast. / / [[Restaurant]] / Waitress: / ARTHUR: / GRAMP: And for my sides, I'd like a small cup of Irish oatmeal, some Canadian bacon, an English muffin, and a... / / [[Restaurant]] / GRAMP: WHAT?? / ARTHUR: Listen to... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100122.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 23 / 2010 | [[Spaceship (space background)]] / Pilot: Aw *#&@! / The Pilot: I TOLD you to go left! How could you not see that coming?!? / / Pilot: See WHAT coming? / The Pilot: That pebble! It's gravity wave was clear as day! / / Pilot: Oh! Sure! Just keep my eyes peeled for gravity waves. / The Pilot: Not your EYES genuis,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100123.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 24 / 2010 | [[THE POND (in pond)]] / SHELDON: ...The color yellow.
/ Yes. / ARTHUR: whoa whoa WHOA you're saying they'be set it up so that Green Lantern's greatest weakness is- / / [[THE POND (in pond)]] / ARTHUR: Oh man. That is so tremendously lame.
/ ...It's like having a vulnerability to...HEXAGONS or something. / / [[THE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100124.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 25 / 2010 | [[Denny's]] / GRAMP: / NARRATOR_: Here is what the waitress says .. / Waitress: Refill your coffee? / / [[Denny's]] / NARRATOR_: Here is what you think / GRAMP: No! I JUST got the right balance of cream, sugar and coffee ... She'll mess it up! / / [[Denny's]] / Waitress: / NARRATOR_: Here is what you COULD say / GRAMP:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100125.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 26 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Chair: / Book: / ARTHUR: Why do older people always say their dream is to open up a "bed and breakfast"? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Who has that dream?? "Someday, I want to make other people comfy on their vacation." pshaw. / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / Chair: / Book: / ARTHUR: And it's totally... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100126.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 27 / 2010 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Luke Skywalker action figure: / ARTHUR: Luke skims his snowspeeder low over the tundra...flying right towards the AT-AT. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Luke Skywalker action figure: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: He first his blasters! pachoo pachoo ...but they're... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100127.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 28 / 2010 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (field)]] / Luke Skywalker action figure: / ARTHUR: Not even a Tauntaun can survive in this cold. And when it drops dead, Skywalker is not far behind! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (field)]] / Luke Skywalker action figure: / lightsaber: / ARTHUR: When Solo... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100128.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 29 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Pitcher: / straw: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Recovering from the frigid wastes of Hoth, Luke Skywalker is placed into a special "bacta" tank. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: There, the healing process is sped up by the special properties of - / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Pitcher: / straw: / Star Wars medical droid action... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100129.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 30 / 2010 | [[The Machito]] / Captain Taneel: OK, I'll bite: what do you see with your mohawk, mystery man?? / Skitter: I.... Gosh... That's hard to describe. / / [[The Machito]] / Captain Taneel: / Skitter: I suppose I see GRAVITY. / / [[Asteroid field]] / Skitter: Or rather, gravity waves... and ripples.
/ Or, well, no... That's... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100130.html |
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