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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 17 / 2002 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Hail, fellow traveler! Well met! / SHELDON: Well met indeed! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Whither goest thou? Pray stay and parcel out thy wit! / ARTHUR: These ears do bend to catch thy tale! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / DANTE: You guys have been hangin' out with this thing again, haven't you? / ARTHUR: BOOKS, Dante. They're called BOOKS. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/021017.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 18 / 2002 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: You can't be afraid of books, Dante. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: You gotta be strong... it's you versus the book, and you can beat it! I have faith! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / DANTE: HM. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: Not 5 minutes later / ARTHUR: He fought the good fight. / SHELDON: Sleep, gentle soldier. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/021018.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 19 / 2002 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: I'm a bored billionaire Gramp. When you can buy anything you could ever want, life holds no excitement... . / GRAMP: Oh really?? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Stick this "milk bone" up your nose." / SHELDON: WHOA! HEY! OKAY!! I'm excited! I'm excited! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/021019.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 21 / 2002 | ARTHUR: On the road again... / / ARTHUR: Just can't wait to get on the road again... / / [[Bathroom]] / SHELDON: YOU'RE SUFFICIENTLY DRY NOW... / ARTHUR: The life I love is makin' music with my friends... / (SOUND FX) 2: Wrr... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/021021.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 22 / 2002 | [[Sheldonsoft]] / ARTHUR: You're listening to "Rage Against The Machine"? / SHELDON: Yeah! These guys rock! / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / ARTHUR: Sheldon, these guys sing about fat-cat billionaires who destroy America with their soulless corporations. / SHELDON: Yeah! / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / ARTHUR: ...Um... billionaires like YOU. / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / SHELDON: HEEEY... / ARTHUR: And the mighty industrialist did mount his chair in anger. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/021022.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 23 / 2002 | [[Sheldonsoft]] / SHELDON: Do you think people might not like me 'cause of my money? / ARTHUR: Well, you're fighting the bad precedent set by other billionaires. / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / ARTHUR: Howard Hughes, Bill Gates, Donald Trump.... They're all sorta weird in their own way... / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / ARTHUR: You don't picture Ross Perot and think "THERE'S a sexy, happenin' fella." / SHELDON: Yeah, it's more of a "garden gnome" feeling. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/021023.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 24 / 2002 | [[Sheldonsoft]] / SHELDON: Star Trek has taught me so much about how to run a business. / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / SHELDON: Whenever I have to deal with a problem employee, I just handle it like Mr. Spock. / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / ARTHUR: With one of those "Vulcan Death-Pinch" thingies? / SHELDON: - WITH LOGIC! BY THINKING LOGICALLY! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/021024.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 25 / 2002 | [[Sheldonsoft]] / ARTHUR: Every time you start talking about Star Trek at work, I can almost hear your employees whispering "nerd". / SHELDON: Really? / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / SHELDON: ...But it's so fun! Imagine if my "Palm pilot" was a Star Trek tri-corder... / (SOUND FX): beep boop beep / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / SHELDON: Oo, Scotty! We've got an accounting meeting at 12 o' clock! / ARTHUR: "NERRRD"... . http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/021025.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 26 / 2002 | [[Pumpkin patch]] / GRAMP: Nice try, fellas....but we're gettin' this one. / SHELDON: I CLAIM THIS PUMPKIN FOR THE GLORY OF SPAIN! / ARTHUR: ¡Viva España and the glory of its pumpkin! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/021026.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 28 / 2002 | ARTHUR: So whaddya think? / DANTE: What do I think of WHAT? / / ARTHUR: My Halloween costume! / DANTE: What costume? / / ARTHUR: I'm a rooster! / / [[Living Room]] / DANTE: Well THAT'S about as inventive as warm spit. / ARTHUR: It's a medical glove! / GRAMP: So I see... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/021028.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 29 / 2002 | SHELDON: I dunno, Dante... I'm seeing problems with your costume. / / SHELDON: Every kid on the block will be able to steal your candy. / / (SOUND FX): Poke. / / DANTE: Hey! I can't get up!! / SHELDON: "....Says the boy with no candy." http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/021029.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 30 / 2002 | GRAMP: What's this? / SHELDON: The list of stuff we’ll need for my Halloween costume. / / GRAMP: Pressurized boots? A high-altitude parachute? / SHELDON: I’m gonna be an F-16 fighter pilot! / / / Tee Shirt: "I'm an F-16 pilot" / DANTE: Oooo… You got ripped off. / ARTHUR: Is that “magic marker”? / SHELDON: Gramp said “a good imagination is the best Halloween treat of all”. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/021030.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 31 / 2002 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Tee Shirt: I'm an F-16 Pilot! / ARTHUR: There’s a good lesson to be learned from that lame Halloween costume. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: You may have billions of dollars. You may have a bank account bigger than some small nations. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Tee Shirt: I'm an F-16 Pilot! / ARTHUR: But even money can’t keep you from looking like a nerdy dork. / SHELDON: …It’s like Bill Gates all over again. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/021031.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 01 / 2002 | [[neighborhood]] / Tee Shirt: I'm an F-16 Pilot! / SHELDON: Dante - Look! It's Old Lady Hubbard's house! / DANTE: It is! It is! We gotta trick-or-treat at Old Lady Hubbard's! / / [[neighborhood]] / ARTHUR: What's so great about Old Lady Hubbard? / DANTE: Four words: FULL-SIZE CANDY BARS. / SHELDON: There can be no higher praise. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/021101.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 02 / 2002 | [[Front door]] / trick-or-treater: Trick or treat. / trick-or-treater 2: Trick or treat. / trick-or-treater 3: Trick or treat. / GRAMP: Oo! I'd like to see a trick please! / / [[Front door]] / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / ARTHUR: Man, the kids aren't too responsive to THAT. / GRAMP: GEDDOWN! ...They're egging the house! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/021102.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 04 / 2002 | GRAMP: No more Halloween candy for you, young man... / / GRAMP: You've been bouncing off the walls all week! / / GRAMP: I'm not even gonna ask how you got up here. / SHELDON: YES... YES... That's probably for the best. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/021104.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 05 / 2002 | [[Inside (non-specific)]] / DANTE: I can't believe we ate all of it. FOUR POUNDS of Halloween candy. / SHELDON: UGH. / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / DANTE: Thank goodness it's all gone. I couldn't eat another bite. / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / DANTE: Oh, wait..... Got one more "Snickers". / SHELDON: I can rally. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/021105.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 06 / 2002 | [[Bedroom]] / NARRATOR: No greater distance hath man travelled, than that to the alarm clock... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/021106.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 07 / 2002 | GRAMP: So how was work today? / SHELDON: It got pretty boring, so I had the accountants balance the books for fun. / / GRAMP: How is balancing the books FUN? / SHELDON: It's fun the way we do it. / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / ARTHUR: ...Turn up "Flight of the Bumblebee". http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/021107.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 08 / 2002 | [[Living Room]] / GRAMP: I don't understand you kids with your DVD's. / / [[Living Room]] / GRAMP: In my day, we went to good old-fashioned movie houses, and life was good. / / [[Living Room]] / / [[Living Room]] / GRAMP: And now the apocalypse is almost upon us. / SHELDON: Well THAT was a bit of a rhetorical leap from DVD's. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/021108.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 09 / 2002 | [[Parking Lot]] / GRAMP: Look at all the foreign cars in this parking lot. Why can't people buy AMERICAN anymore? / SHELDON: You mean the "All-American" Chevy Camaro... built in Quebec, or the Honda Accord... built in Ohio? / / [[Parking Lot]] / / [[Parking Lot]] / GRAMP: Sheldon my boy, don't confuse me with the painful truth. / SHELDON: This apple pie? Made in Albania. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/021109.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 11 / 2002 | [[THE HOUSE (Bedroom)]] / ARTHUR: Sheldon! Wake up! You need to make me breakfast... / SHELDON: Make it yourself. / / [[THE HOUSE (Bedroom)]] / ARTHUR: I can't... no opposable digits. / SHELDON: What? / / [[THE HOUSE (Bedroom)]] / ARTHUR: No opposable digits. / SHELDON: I don't follow. / / [[THE HOUSE (Bedroom)]] / ARTHUR: No thumbs man! I got no thumbs! You try to open a milk carton with webbed feet! / SHELDON: I bet Lassie never did this to Timmy. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/021111.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 12 / 2002 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Good news! / ARTHUR: .... You bought an "Internation House of Pancakes" franchise? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: No... No... / ARTHUR: You bought the I.H.O.P. ....And now you've brought home pancakes? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: No! Listen! / ARTHUR: You bought the I.H.O.P., brought home pancakes, and now you wanna give one to the first person you see? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: What's with you?!? / ARTHUR: Hungry. Wanna make me a pancake? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/021112.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 13 / 2002 | [[THE HOUSE (living room)]] / ARTHUR: I'm sorry that I was so rude when I asked you to make me a pancake. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: I have no good excuse. It was wrong and I apologize. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Nevertheless, that pancake's not gonna make itself. / SHELDON: Well THAT lasted about 10 seconds http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/021113.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 14 / 2002 | [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom)]] / ARTHUR: Pancake. / / [[Classroom]] / ARTHUR: pancake. / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: Paaancake. / / [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / ARTHUR: BAAA-CON... / SHELDON: Don't get greedy http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/021114.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 15 / 2002 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: How did you develop this fixation with pancakes, anyway? / ARTHUR: The pond where I grew up was across the street from a "Denny's". / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Every day, I had to look at a sign for $1.99 "Grand Slam" breakfasts. Every gosh darn day. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Yeah, I can see how that would- / ARTHUR: I never had $1.99!! NEVER! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/021115.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 16 / 2002 | [[Sheldonsoft]] / NARRATOR: "E-mail: a one-act play by the Sheldonsoft players." / SHELDON: Lo! What is this e-mail I have received? / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / SHELDON: It informs me of a small German child suffering from a rare form of tooth decay.
/ How very sad. / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / SHELDON: But hark! If I send this chain-letter e-mail to a friend, 25 ¢ will be donated to young Günter's teeth. / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / SHELDON: I feel a tear coming! I must send this to everyone I ever met. / ARTHUR: You are the dumbest human being alive. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/021116.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 18 / 2002 | ARTHUR: Oh yes, yes- the company is doing very well... / / ARTHUR: Yes, yes, I'm extraordinarily rich... / / ARTHUR: It's funny though, because so few people are aware of my horrible foot-odor problem. / SHELDON: Hey
/ Hey
/ Hey! / / SHELDON: Stop talking to the media when they call for me! / ARTHUR: ... You're killing house-plants. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/021118.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 19 / 2002 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Guess who that was on the phone! / ARTHUR: Oo! Oo! Was it Catherine Zeta-Jones? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: ha-ha... No... / ARTHUR: The lovely Catherine Zeta-Jones, international star of stage and screen? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: No. / ARTHUR: The lovely Catherine Zeta-Jones, calling to ask a fun-loving duck to join her on globe-trotting adventures? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: No! It wasn't! / ARTHUR: oh.
/ Dang...
/ She won't return my calls. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/021119.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 20 / 2002 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: That was "Nightline" on the phone. They want me to appear on the show. / ARTHUR: Wow! On "Nightline"? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Yep! / ARTHUR: The "Nightline"? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Yep! / ARTHUR: ...What's "Nightline"? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Dunno. Apparently it's on after 8:30. / ARTHUR: I hate our bedtime. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/021120.html |
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