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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 29 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / FLACO: / SHELDON: / OSO: / NARRATOR: HAPPY HALLOWEEN, From... / NARRATOR: Sonoki / NARRATOR: Colonel Sanders / DANTE: Check it: I'm Fully Operational! / NARRATOR: The Death Star / NARRATOR: a six-legged critter from "Avatar" / NARRATOR: Master-Blaster from "Thunderdome" / ARTHUR: Two men enter... One Duck leaves! / GRAMP: hrmm.. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101029.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 30 / 2010 | The Pilot: It's 3 AM Nosh. Do we hafta invent a name for me NOW? / Nosh: I say we go with "Pablo Picasso". You both are short, talented...
/ and wear no pants. / / The Pilot: I am NOT going by "Pablo Picasso". / Nosh: Oooo...wait. What if your name is "Mr. Fancy Pants"?? Then, every time you walked into room, people would have to say "well lookit Mr. Fancy Pants, here." / / The Pilot: No. / Nosh: How about something cute like "Boopsie-Diddle"?
/ Who wouldn't like someone named "Boopsie-Diddle"? / / The Pilot: NO. / Nosh: When you walk, your toenails make sound like a kitty skittering across floor...maybe we go with something like..."Skitter". / / Nosh: Yes.....I like that! "Skitter"! "Skitter Fancy-Pants Jones"! / The Pilot: ...is "Steve" taken? Can't we just go with "Steve"?? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101030.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 01 / 2010 | [[Library (Information Desk)]] / Poster: READ
/ or I'll break your face / librarian: / SHELDON: / DANTE: Im just sayin he's not the BEST choice for the campaign http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101101.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 02 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE]] / FLACO: / / [[THE HOUSE]] / FLACO: / (SOUND FX): vooop / / [[THE HOUSE]] / FLACO: / / [[THE HOUSE]] / FLACO: / / [[THE HOUSE]] / FLACO: / / [[THE HOUSE]] / FLACO: / GRAMP: Ketchup on my cheeks, I presume? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101102.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 03 / 2010 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (tree)]] / Book: Open: / SHELDON: "...Time present and time past are both perhaps present in time future and time future contained in time past. If all time is eternally present all time is unredeemable. What might have been is an abstraction remaining a perpetual possibility only in a world of speculation. What might have been and what has been point to one end, which is always present. Footfalls echo in the memory down the passage which we did not take towards the door we never opened into the rose garden. My words echo thus, in your mind." -T.S. Eliot / ARTHUR: It's such a fine line, isn't it....? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: ...Between being one of the most amazing poets ever......and sounding drunk-hobo crazy. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101103.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 04 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / Coffee maker: / coffee pod: / Coffee Cup: / ARTHUR: Really?? Your gonna start usin these coffee-pod things? REALLY? / GRAMP: They're great! You can brew one cup of coffee in seconds...and it tastes pretty ok. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Oh I'm sure. Nuthin'says "fresh cup o'coffee like beans shipped to china, ground up and sealed in plastic tubs, then shipped back here. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: You can SENSE the flavor! SNIFFFF ..just waitin behind the high-density polypropylene! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101104.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 04 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / Coffee maker: / coffee pod: / Coffee Cup: / ARTHUR: Really?? Your gonna start usin these coffee-pod things? REALLY? / GRAMP: They're great! You can brew one cup of coffee in seconds...and it tastes pretty ok. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Oh I'm sure. Nuthin'says "fresh cup o'coffee like beans shipped to china, ground up and sealed in plastic tubs, then shipped back here. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: You can SENSE the flavor! SNIFFFF ..just waitin behind the high-density polypropylene! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101104.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 05 / 2010 | [[Outside - Rocks]] / ARTHUR: / Bird: peck peck peck peck / / [[Outside - Rocks]] / Bird: peck peck / ARTHUR: Dude, you are pecking at straight-up nothing.
/ ...you know that, right? / / [[Outside - Rocks]] / Bird: peck peck / ARTHUR: No ham sandwich is gonna suddenly appear: you are literally pecking at DUST / / [[Outside - Rocks]] / Bird: dink dink dink / ARTHUR: That is a rock
/ ARE YOU THE DUMBEST. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101105.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 06 / 2010 | Captain Taneel: Night crew! ...How goes it? / The Pilot: Good, Captain. Everything is
/ hoooOOOO
/ HOLD ON / / / Nosh: We have been coming up with a name for our pilot, here! We both agree we like... / Nosh: SKITTER / The Pilot: ...STEVE! / / Captain Taneel: / / Captain Taneel: Well, lessee now.......
/ "Skitter" IS a ridiculous name that sounds like an 18th century case of the trots...... / Captain Taneel: ...but "Steve" is the name of my jerk of an ex-husband. / / Captain Taneel: / The Pilot: / / The Pilot: ...Skitter is is? / Captain Taneel: Skitter is is. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101106.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 06 / 2010 | Captain Taneel: Night crew! ...How goes it? / The Pilot: Good, Captain. Everything is
/ hoooOOOO
/ HOLD ON / / / Nosh: We have been coming up with a name for our pilot, here! We both agree we like... / Nosh: SKITTER / The Pilot: ...STEVE! / / Captain Taneel: / / Captain Taneel: Well, lessee now.......
/ "Skitter" IS a ridiculous name that sounds like an 18th century case of the trots...... / Captain Taneel: ...but "Steve" is the name of my jerk of an ex-husband. / / Captain Taneel: / The Pilot: / / The Pilot: ...Skitter is is? / Captain Taneel: Skitter is is. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101106.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 08 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / costume: / OSO: BATPUG
/ I AM THE NIGHT
/ ...but mostly, I just piddle on stuff http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101108.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 09 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Isaac Asimov: Hello. I'm Isaac Asimov. You might know me from my groundbreaking sci-fi books "Foundation" or "I, Robot". / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Isaac Asimov: Or, you may know me from my three laws of robotics, which form a theoretical bedrock for how robots should act. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Isaac Asimov: But you may be less familiar with my superfly chops, here. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Isaac Asimov: ...LADIES. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101109.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 10 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Isaac Asimov: / Frank Herbert: / Alan Moore: / NARRATOR: That's right, ladies: It's the luscious lads of sci-fi! Isaac Asimov: Signature pickup line:"A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being's awesome, awesome chops to come to harm." Frank Herbert: Signature pickup line: "The spice must flow! Because, frankly, as delicious as this pork loin is...it could use a little spice." Alan Moore: Signature pickup line: "Bleaglkkdhlk!" http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101110.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 10 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Isaac Asimov: / Frank Herbert: / Alan Moore: / NARRATOR: That's right, ladies: It's the luscious lads of sci-fi! Isaac Asimov: Signature pickup line:"A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being's awesome, awesome chops to come to harm." Frank Herbert: Signature pickup line: "The spice must flow! Because, frankly, as delicious as this pork loin is...it could use a little spice." Alan Moore: Signature pickup line: "Bleaglkkdhlk!" http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101110.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 11 / 2010 | GRAMP: / ARTHUR: UNEXPECTED QUIZ! Who is the hottest person you've ever met? / / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: Quick! Unexpected quiz! Quick! / / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: Timer's about to go! Quick! The hottest! Quick! Wap! Wap! / / GRAMP: Well it's certainly not you / ARTHUR: BONNG. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101111.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 11 / 2010 | GRAMP: / ARTHUR: UNEXPECTED QUIZ! Who is the hottest person you've ever met? / / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: Quick! Unexpected quiz! Quick! / / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: Timer's about to go! Quick! The hottest! Quick! Wap! Wap! / / GRAMP: Well it's certainly not you / ARTHUR: BONNG. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101111.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 12 / 2010 | [[Dentist's office]] / fish tank: / GRAMP: My dentist has...FISH in her waiting room. / ARTHUR: What's wrong with fish? / / [[Dentist's office]] / GRAMP: Fish don't have teeth! And this is an office dedicated to the preservation of teeth! ...They're displaying an animal that does Just Fine without teeth. / / [[Dentist's office]] / fish tank: / ARTHUR: / / [[Dentist's office]] / fish tank: / ARTHUR: JOOOOOIN USSSS. STOPPP FLOSSSING. / GRAMP: Exactly. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101112.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 12 / 2010 | [[Dentist's office]] / fish tank: / GRAMP: My dentist has...FISH in her waiting room. / ARTHUR: What's wrong with fish? / / [[Dentist's office]] / GRAMP: Fish don't have teeth! And this is an office dedicated to the preservation of teeth! ...They're displaying an animal that does Just Fine without teeth. / / [[Dentist's office]] / fish tank: / ARTHUR: / / [[Dentist's office]] / fish tank: / ARTHUR: JOOOOOIN USSSS. STOPPP FLOSSSING. / GRAMP: Exactly. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101112.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 13 / 2010 | Captain Taneel: Oh. I see what you're asking Skitter. / The Pilot: STEVE. / Captain Taneel: -Skitter. This IS a pickle. You DO need to sleep at some point. / / Captain Taneel: But as soon as I relieve you, we have a statistically significant chance of hittin' a pebble and blowin' the heck up. / / Nosh: One option, Captain? We actually travel much faster with Skitter / The Pilot: STEVE! / Nosh: Skitter piloting the ship. Perhaps we come to full stop while he sleeps...then make up time when he's awake? / / Captain Taneel: We could. OR we could just introduce Skitter / The Pilot: SIGH / Captain Taneel: To my favorite crewmate: Mr. Espresso Machine. / / Nosh: Captain, we can not just pump him full of coffee like a third-year architecture student. / Captain Taneel: Heck YES we can. / / Captain Taneel: Nosh, do you realize the ENTIRE armada is returning to Madrid at the SAME TIME? / Captain Taneel: ...Do you realize where we'll PARK if we're late?? / / Nosh: Ohhhh. I had not thought about that- / Captain Taneel: In a dang Wal-Mart parking lot in Barcelona. THAT'S WHERE. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101113.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 15 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Glasses: / Lab coat: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Science! It's ever-changing! For example: science used to think dinosaurs walked upright, and dragged their tails. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Glasses: / Lab coat: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: But science now holds that dinos leaned forward, bird-like...with an agile tail whipping about / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Glasses: / Lab coat: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: If they didn't have those massive tails acting as a counter-weight, they'd experience a condition that science terms: / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Glasses: / Lab coat: / ARTHUR: "A Charlie Sheen Saturday night." / FLACO: (Sound effect:) fump http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101115.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 16 / 2010 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / leash: / ARTHUR: / OSO: / GRAMP: I'M GONNA START A QUEST... TO FIND THE BEST CUP OF COFFEE IN TOWN. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: AND YOU'RE GONNA... WHAT? BLOG ABOUT IT? / GRAMP: NO, NO...JUST FIND GOOD COFFEE. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: BUT NOT TELL ANYONE ABOUT IT? YOU'RE JUST GONNA DRINK COFFEE? / GRAMP: WELL... YEAH. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: HOW DOES THIS IN ANY WAY DIFFER FROM ANY OTHER DAY FOR YOU? / GRAMP: 'CAUSE I'M ON A QUEST...
/ OUT IN THE WORLD...
/ Y'KNOW... / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: SO...WHAT? "WEARING PANTS" IS THE KEY DIFFERENCE? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101116.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 17 / 2010 | [[Coffee Shop]] / GRAMP: GOOD SHOPKEEP! I SEEK THE FINEST COFFEE AMONG YOUR OFFERINGS! / Barista: DUDE. EASE UP ON THE REN-FAIRE SPEAK. / / [[Coffee Shop]] / GRAMP: OH. Umm can I have your best coffee? / Barista: SURE. THE HOUSE BREW IS PRETTY SOLID. / / [[Coffee Shop]] / GRAMP: THE HOUSE BREW? NO, NO, NO... I WANT SOMETHING THAT TAKES ME TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL! / / [[Coffee Shop]] / Barista: THAT'D BE THE "LARGE", THEN. / GRAMP: C'MON, MAN! THAT'S THE MINIMUM WAGE TALKIN'. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101117.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 18 / 2010 | GRAMP: / Barista: HERE AT "CAF BOURGEOIS," WE HAND-ROAST OUR COFFEE BEANS IN A PATENTED 7-STAGE PROCESS. / / Barista: WE GRIND AND TAMP OUR BEANS IN A LABORIOUS TWO-PERSON DANCE. / / Espresso: / GRAMP: / Barista: AND FINALLY, WE BREW USING A CUSTOM REDESIGN OF ROBERT NAPIER'S 1840 "VACUUM COFFEE POT." / / Espresso: / GRAMP: / Barista: ... PRODUCING WHAT CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS ... / Assistant: A $12 CUP OF COFFEE. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101118.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 19 / 2010 | [[McDonald's]] / cup of coffee: / Counter: / GRAMP: WOW. THIS MCDONALD'S COFFEE ISN'T.... BAD. / Cashier: INDEED! IN BLIND TASTE-TESTS, WE OFTEN BEAT STARBUCKS. / / [[McDonald's]] / cup of coffee: / Counter: / GRAMP: I'M... SORT OF AMAZED. / Cashier: WE'RE QUITE PROUD OF IT. / / [[McDonald's]] / cup of coffee: / cash register: / GRAMP: Y'KNOW, I'VE COME TO ASSOCIATE MCDONALD'S WITH SUCH AWFUL FRANKEN-FOOD, THAT I'M PLEASANTLY SURPRISED TO / Cashier: ... IT'S 60% MCNUGGET http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101119.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 20 / 2010 | [[Outside House]] / Candle on a stand: / / [[Outside House]] / Candle on a stand: / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Candle on a stand: / Nosh's Grandfather: / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Couch: / Candle on a stand: / Nosh's Grandfather: WAIT. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Couch: / Nosh's Grandfather: I HAVE seen those creatures before!... At the fuel depot on Kochi / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Couch: / Nosh's Grandfather: Nosh! Are you still on Veeta?... Nosh?? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Couch: / Nosh's Grandfather: tssh... Already gone. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Couch: / Nosh's Grandfather: What the... ? He left half eaten sandwiches back here. WHEN DID HE HAVE TIME TO EAT? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101120.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 22 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Laptop: / GRAMP: What the heck is goin' on over there? / ARTHUR: I just bought a new Mac. This is their 3-minute welcome video. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Laptop: / GRAMP: Wow. It's music and galaxies and a whole choreographed… thing. / ARTHUR: Yeah. It's superslick. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Laptop: / GRAMP: Makes you wonder what the welcome video is for a new PC. / ARTHUR: It's a slow camera pan of a donkey chewin' a stick and farting. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101122.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 23 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Laptop: / Laptop: Welcome to your brand new, out-of-box computer! Before we start, shall I check for software updates? / ARTHUR: Sure / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Laptop: / ARTHUR: / Laptop: EEESH. Found four "critical" updates, two "grave security" updates, and one "maginotline" update. Installing... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Laptop: / Laptop: ....Ummm, maaaaaybe don't go on the internet for a sec, 'kay? / ARTHUR: yeah, brillant, thanks! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101123.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 24 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Laptop: / ARTHUR: / NARRATOR: There is a Zen-like joy when you work on a BRAND NEW computer. It's fast. It's Perfect. There are no crashes / (SOUND FX): Vrooooooooooooo / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Laptop: / ARTHUR: / NARRATOR: but then you start installing the most basic things... / (SOUND FX): oommmmmmm / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Laptop: / NARRATOR: and it never really works again. / (SOUND FX): mKANK! / ARTHUR: ...Seriously? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: ... The first five minutes of a new computer: ENJOY THEM. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101124.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 25 / 2010 | [[Living Room]] / ARTHUR: Seriously, champ? Whole pie pan on the belly? Seriously? / GRAMP: Go 'way! This is the last of it! It's mine! / / [[Living Room]] / ARTHUR: But dude...right from the pan? / GRAMP: Go 'way I said. Go 'way. / / [[Living Room]] / TV: ...new, from Weight Watchers! A simple way to- / GRAMP: DON'T YOU TAKE THIS FROM ME, TV. DON'T YOU DO IT. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101125.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 26 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Table: / Plates: / fork: / SHELDON: / GRAMP: PHOO! THAT TRYPTOPHAN HAS TIRED ME OUT. / NARRATOR: ANYTIME YOU TUCK INTO A TURKEY, SOMEONE GOOD-NATUREDLY SAYS / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Table: / Plates: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: / NARRATOR: BUT THERE'S ALWAYS THE KNOW-IT-ALL COUSIN WHO'S GOTTA BE "THAT GUY" / cousin: ACTUALLY, NO, STUDIES SHOW THAT TRYPOPHAN IS NOT SCIENCE CAN PROVE TH NO GOOD CONCLUSIVE TO MAIN CULPRIT IS 1ORE SHOWN IN THE PHE / / [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: BUT MAN, JUST LEAVE IT. AIN'T NOBODY WANTIN' TO BE LECTURED AT. / cousin: Mah Mah Mah Mah Mah Mah Mah Mah / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: PEDANTIC: YOU AIN'T GOT TO BE IT. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101126.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 27 / 2010 | NARRATOR: The act of CREATION is the organizing principle of the continuum.Since biological reproduction is immediate, painless, and IDENTICAL for them...the birth of a new machination - a new "spirit" - is the ultimate individuating act. / / NARRATOR: It illuminates the universe with the declaration "I was here. I birthed this. I will live on." / / NARRATOR: The JUDGMENT of what constitutes a spirit falls to the highest-ranking makers: the Colegium. Only they have the power to distinguish the truly "new" from a mere iteration of an iteration. / / NARRATOR: As such, theirs is the holiest work...and they themselves are beyond reproach. / / NARRATOR: Imagine their shock, then, when one of their own brings forth a true abomination for judgement: / / NARRATOR: A spirit which is itself...a Maker. / Maker Robot: greetings to you http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101127.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 29 / 2010 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (tree)]] / Book: / Tree: / ARTHUR: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (tree)]] / Book: / Tree: / ARTHUR: ! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (tree)]] / Book: / Tree: / ARTHUR: ....what? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (tree)]] / Book: / Tree: / ARTHUR: what? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (tree)]] / Book: / Tree: / ARTHUR: .......? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (tree)]] / Book: / Tree: / ARTHUR: oh come ON, tree! He's a complete #@*&! You can do BETTER http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101129.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 30 / 2010 | [[Grocery Store]] / Cart: / GRAMP: Really? This exist? This is a thing? Really? / / [[Grocery Store]] / cash register: / money: / product: / Cashier: / GRAMP: OK: I'll give it a try. How weird could it beeeeAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH / / [[Bathroom (at the sink)]] / neti pot: / GRAMP: This is weird this is weird this is weird this is weird this is weird this is weird this is weird this is weird this is weird weird this is weird this is weird this is weird this is weird this is weird this is weird weird this is weird this is weird this is weird this is weird this is weird this is weird http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101130.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 01 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Newspaper: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: I know it came from India... but doesn't the CONCEPT of the Neti pot sound like an old mountain hick came up with it? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: "Uncle Neti, I done gots trouble with my smeller" "Well what if we tried shootin' saltwater up yer sneezehole?" / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: "Uncle Neti, I gots me the ringworm." "Welp have y'all tried water up the honker?" / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Newspaper: / ARTHUR: "Uncle Neti, I done busted my foot-bone" "Oh thassa snoot squirtin'" / GRAMP: ...you are a treat. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101201.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 02 / 2010 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (forest)]] / rock: / Trees: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: Wait - How did Superman cut his hair?? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (forest)]] / rock: / Trees: / ARTHUR: I mean he's invulnerable right?? But his hair's still growin'. So how's he cut it?? / SHELDON: Well he uses his own laser eyesight, and bounces it off of a piece of his destroyed rocketship from Krypton. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (forest)]] / rock: / Trees: / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (forest)]] / rock: / Trees: / SHELDON: You do know he had a SUPER HORSE for a while right?? Shakespeare it ain't. / ARTHUR: LORDY. Once you start down the road of makin' up nerdy stories, you kinda gotta go whole-hog, dontcha? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101202.html |
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