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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 08 / 2011 | NARRATOR: Cast out from Colegium, cast out from the Continuum, he was on the run. / NARRATOR: ... or rather "they" were on the run. / Maker Robot: this Way! the ship. / / NARRATOR: There was no recovering from this. Fleeing was their only option. / NARRATOR: ...but to WHERE? To what end?? / Maker Robot: maker! we must fly! / / NARRATOR: He leaped the ship. / NARRATOR: And stopped. / NARRATOR: And leaped again. / / NARRATOR: Dozens of times, changing trajectories with each leap / NARRATOR: the ring's wake was traceable, but it would take time. / / NARRATOR: And he needed time:
/ Time to think. Time to plan.
/ ...Time to build an army. / Maker: Land the ship. I need to spawn. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110108.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 10 / 2011 | [[THE HOUSE]] / boxes: / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: You've done it! All the Christmas stuff is boxed up tight! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / boxes: / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: And packed away in the attic! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ladder: / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: And the ladder's already back in the garage! You're done! / ARTHUR: ....'sup? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ladder: / NARRATOR: It's time to kick back and relax! / GRAMP: AARGH!!! / ARTHUR: What? What?? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110110.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 11 / 2011 | [[THE POND (in pond)]] / SHELDON: / DANTE: / ARTHUR: If you think about all the conditions that it took for life to arise on this planet.... / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: Earth's perfect distance from the sun! The ideal atmosphere! The presence of just the right proteins and nucleic acids! The perfect geological processes! / / [[THE POND (in pond)]] / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: It leads you to one inevitable conclusion... / / [[THE POND (in pond)]] / ARTHUR: ....We should all be soooooper thankful I exist. / SHELDON: guh http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110111.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 12 / 2011 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Chair: / Table: / Cell Phone: / ARTHUR: / GRAMP: THINK ABOUT ALL THE INDUSTRIES THAT SMART PHONES HAVE RUINED. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Cell Phone: / GRAMP: WATCH SALES? IN THE TOILET: EVERYONE USES A PHONE, NOW. CAMERA SALES? BLAM-O: SMART PHONES. DAY PLANNERS? BAM, PHONES AGAIN. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: FOLD-OUT MAPS, YELLOW PAGES, PHOTO ALBUMS, ADDRESS BOOKS: ALL INDUSTRIES THAT ARE DISAPPEARING... / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Chair: / Table: / Cell Phone: / GRAMP: DON'T RUIN MY POINT. / ARTHUR: ...AND THINK OF ALL THE OLD TWITTER FACTORIES IN THE MIDWEST, CLOSIN' UP SHOP. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110112.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 13 / 2011 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Laptop: / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: pffft. every time I check "Groupon" or "Living Social," the deal is always for spa packages or gettin' my hair did. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Laptop: / SHELDON: it's all for affluent young women. We need a... a.... "Groupon for Geeks" / ARTHUR: Ha! What would that be? Half-off Klingon-Language classes?!? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Laptop: / SHELDON: Save $30 0n Steampunk case-mods! / ARTHUR: Discounted larping memberships! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Laptop: / SHELDON: Seven-of-nine dolls: Get seven for $9! / ARTHUR: 50% off "World of Warcraft"-Branded Hot Pockets! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Laptop: / SHELDON: Build a road, get 20 extra sheep in "Settlers of Catan." / ARTHUR: Two-for-one on "Dragonball ZZZZZ" sleeping pills! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Laptop: / SHELDON: oh we are gonna make MILLIONS with this idea / ARTHUR: Today's "Groupon for Geeks" deal: Date your high school crush, who's now older and more willing to settle! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110113.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 14 / 2011 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Laptop: / ARTHUR: Let's spitball this. "Groupon for Geeks" What do we sell to geeks at discount? / SHELDON: Oh MAN: Tron light-cycle sheets. That's a GIVEN. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Laptop: / ARTHUR: Wait, does that exist? Is that a thing? / SHELDON: I WISH. I've looked all over. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Laptop: / ARTHUR: Awwww... There was a bit of sadness in your voice, there. / SHELDON: Well, come on. Who doesn't wanna... wake up... to... light... cycles? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Laptop: / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Laptop: / ARTHUR: ...at $20-off retail price. / SHELDON: INDEED! BACK ON TOPIC! $20-OFF RETAIL! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110114.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 15 / 2011 | [[The Machito]] / Nosh: Is amazing to think! ALL your family is gathered for the big reunion. / Fernando: The Grand Council's not really a "reunion," Nosh. / / [[The Machito]] / Nosh: You will see nephews and say "Look how tall you are I remember when this high ha ha ha...." / Fernando: It's more of a meeting. / / [[The Machito]] / Nosh: And there will be jokes and food and so much fun. / Fernando: It's actually super serious. / / [[The Machito]] / Nosh: And you will say "Look! There is crazy Uncle Jimmy-Jams he is so bald, now..." / Fernando: "...Jimmy-Jams"? / / [[The Machito]] / Bowl of potato salad: / Nosh: --OH! Speaking of family: I make you potato salad to take. Everyone will like. / / [[The Machito]] / Bowl of potato salad: / Nosh: Pretend you make! You will be hit of party! / Fernando: No...NO...I'm not gonna bring-- / Nosh: epp epp epp... I do not take "No" for answer. / / [[Grand Council]] / Bowl of potato salad: / Fernando: / Emperor Cruz: / La Familia: http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110115.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 17 / 2011 | [[Living Room (In Gramp's chair)]] / SHELDON: I'm tellin' you Gramp: This idea has legs. "Groupon for Geeks." / GRAMP: Why? Geeks don't need discounts. / / [[Living Room]] / SHELDON: Sure they do. / GRAMP: Geeks pay top dollar for any sci-fi trinket they can find. YOU paid $100 on eBay for that laser dog! / / [[Living Room (In Gramp's chair)]] / SHELDON: Laser WHAT? / GRAMP: The dog.
/ The...thing.
/ With the lasers, I dunno.
/ Might've been a horse. / / [[THE POND]] / Ball: / SHELDON: Turns out he was talkin' about an at-at. / ARTHUR: ha!
/ "Laser dog."
/ ...so awesome. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110117.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 18 / 2011 | Book: / ARTHUR: Are you even listening?? Grover explicity said "Do not turn the page" / FLACO: squee? / / Book: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: WHY? Because there's a monster at the end of this book! / / Book: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: AUGH! I honestly do not understand you right now. This is not wisdom. / / Book: / ARTHUR: COME ON! You are literally putting yourself in harm's way!! / FLACO: **flip!** / / Book: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: I'ma be honest, here
/ ... felt pretty dumb by the last page. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110118.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 19 / 2011 | GRAMP: / OSO: / NARRATOR: So you want to take your pug for a walk. But yo realize a collar might be tricky-- as pugs are missing what is commonly referred to as 'a neck'. / / GRAMP: / OSO: / NARRATOR: Here are your three options... / / OSO: / NARRATOR: use the multi-strap thingy... but these can be confusing. / GRAMP: sum'in tells me I've done this wrong. / / OSO: / NARRATOR: The little basket. BUT. c'mon... have a modicum of self-respect. / GRAMP: Lookit me, world! grown man with a dog in wicker!.... grown man! ... god in wicker!!! / / OSO: / NARRATOR: letting them 'run free' at dog parks. BUT with pugs, this can go south quickly / GRAMP: how did you get up there? Don't you dare piddle onna great dane! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110119.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 20 / 2011 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Every super hero is a combination of two things: Like, what if a man had the propositional strength of a spider? BAM: SPIDERMAN! What if a dude had the propositional strength of a fish? BAM: AQUAMAN / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: But WE could do that! We could be a Superhero! We just need to combine the powers of a lizard with the powers of a duck. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: And science can do it! Science can bring us together! TO THE GARAGE! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Awww YEAHHHH. EAT IT AQUAMAN! / GRAMP: put.
/ my.
/ bungees.
/ back. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110120.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 21 / 2011 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / DANTE: GUHHH. I'm havin' the worst day. / ARTHUR: ah! Then you need the "blue dumpy treefrog" / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / DANTE: ... I'm sorry??? / ARTHUR: There is an animal called the "blue dumpy treefrog." Like, his ACTUAL name. ... the name is friends call him to his face. LEGITIMATELY. / / ARTHUR: So, no matter how bad your day is, know there's a blue dumpy treefrog who's got it worse. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / DANTE: Wow! I DO feel better! Your method worked! / ARTHUR: Yep! In psychology terms, it's called "taking a blue dumpy" http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110121.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 22 / 2011 | [[Dock on Earth]] / Nosh: Captain! There are Tesskans outside! / Captain Taneel: Tesskans???
/ ...where? / / [[Dock on Earth]] / Nosh: At bottom of gangway. / Captain Taneel: Good lord: they're at every other parked ship, too! We're all under guard! / / [[Dock on Earth]] / Captain Taneel: / Nosh: Is ridiculous: Why are the Tesskans even allowed in Armada? They are vile creatures. ...Are worst part of empire. / Tesskan: Hey human! Getcher @#%& back inside! / / [[Dock on Earth]] / Captain Taneel: / Nosh: Hey! Know your place! This is a ship-of-the-line captain! / Tesskan: I said back inside: Emperor's orders. / / [[Dock on Earth]] / Captain Taneel: / Nosh: And I said show respect to my captain! / Tesskan: Ooooooooh... Watcha gonna do, pacifist? Punch me?? / / [[Dock on Earth]] / Captain Taneel: / Tesskan: / Nosh: No. But I am a very good hugger. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110122.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 24 / 2011 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Help! Help! Will no one save this damsel in distress? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: I will ma'am! For I am THE DUCK! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: wook, mommy! It's a soopa hero. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Indeed! For Justice never sleeps. Justice never gives up! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Thank you, crime fighter: you have saved our fair city! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Jeez, two more hours 'til Sheldon's home from school / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Thbbbb http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110124.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 25 / 2011 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Hey! You're home! You're home! / / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: HOME HOME! You're home! / / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: / / SHELDON: ...apparently. / ARTHUR: ...you're home http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110125.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 26 / 2011 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: I don't understand the proverb "If wishes were horses than beggars would ride." / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: I mean, I GET it: A beggar's wish comes to naught but... why bring horses into it? ... in what situation would a beggar ever WANT a horse? / / [[Street]] / Mad (bald): / Beggar: Spar your change? Sir? Hello? Spare your change? / / [[Street]] / Mad (bald): / Beggar: I SAID SPARE YOUR CHANGE? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Oh. right. ok. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110126.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 27 / 2011 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: It's weird. A duck's beak is made of Keratin, Right? So it should be all stiff, right? But Check this out / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: / FLACO: / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: / FLACO: / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: / FLACO: / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: I mean a beak shouldn't be that flexible, right? It feels all loosey-goosey, like we're living in a cartoo / FLACO: SQUEE! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: / FLACO: squee SQUEE SQUEE SQUEE SQUEE SQUEE SQUEEsquee SQUEE SQUEE SQUEE SQUEE SQUEE SQUEE / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: / FLACO: SQUEE! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: I DIDN'T actually break the fourth wall... you are so dang sensitive about that. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110127.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 29 / 2011 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Nosh: / Tesskan: give it up, veetan. there are 20 of us and one of you / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Tesskan: / Tesskan: you goin' down, boy / Nosh: maybe you forgot why you lost the war, tesskan. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Tesskan: / Tesskan: / Nosh: you didn't lose because of the humans..you LOST because you made my lovely, peaceful, joy-filled people... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Tesskan: / Nosh: PISSED OFF. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / knocked out tesskan: / Nosh: / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Captain: I've never seen you lose it like that. / Nosh: I...have a history...with the tesskan.
/ eeeee! i broke my little nail http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110129.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 31 / 2011 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Sheet of paper: / GRAMP: i JUST GOT MY END-OF-YEAR CREDIT CARD REVIEW. LOOKIT HOW MUCH I SPENT AT STARBUCKS LAST YEAR / ARTHUR: HOOOOOOO / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: I KNOW. I KNOW. / ARTHUR: LORDY LORD. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: I KNOW. / ARTHUR: ALL THAT MONEY DOWN THE DRAIN. ...LITERALLY. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: I KNOW / ARTHUR: PHOOOO! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / puff of dust: / ARTHUR: / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Lamp: / cup of coffee: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: REALLY?? REALLY? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110131.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 01 / 2011 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: You've added up the huge sums you spent on coffee in the past year. / ... NOW, HOW DO YOU FIX IT? / / [[Coffee Shop]] / Clerk: / NARRATOR: 1. Quit all the expensive extras: the vanilla syrup, the soy milk, the extra shots / GRAMP: straight black. / / [[Coffee Shop]] / NARRATOR: 2. Quit buying from over-priced coffee shops. / GRAMP: brewin' at home! / / [[Mount Doom]] / Coffee Cup: / NARRATOR: 3. And maaaaaaybe consider quittin' coffee altogether? / Samwise Gamgee: Throw it in, Mr Frodo! Throw it in! / Frodo: Stay Back! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110201.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 02 / 2011 | NARRATOR_: Meanwhile, at Yoplait Headquarters / Employee: Bleagh. This tastes like foot. / Employee 2: What were we thinking? "Peach yogurt"?? No one wants peach yogurt. / / [[Yoplait Headquarters]] / Employee: Wait... that's it! We DUMP it! / Employee 2: And now we have boatloads of the stuff! How do we dump it? / / [[Yoplait Headquarters]] / Box: Yoplait VAL-U PACK
/ 18 strawberries you'll love
/ 2 peaches you'll toss http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110202.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 03 / 2011 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Pencil: / Sheet of paper: / DANTE: / (SOUND FX): draw draw draw draw draw draw / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Pencil: / Sheet of paper: / DANTE: / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Pencil: / Sheet of paper: / DANTE: / (SOUND FX): draw / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Pencil: / Sheet of paper: / DANTE: / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Pencil: / Sheet of paper: / DANTE: / (SOUND FX): draw / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Pencil: / Sheet of paper: / DANTE: / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Pencil: / Sheet of paper: / DANTE: / (SOUND FX): dr* / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Pencil: / Sheet of paper: / DANTE: / (SOUND FX): *aw / ARTHUR: I CAN HEAR YOUR INSECURITIES FROM THE NEXT ROOM. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110203.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 04 / 2011 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Pencil: / Sheet of paper: / DANTE: / NARRATOR: HOW TO OVERCOME ARTISTIC INSECURITIES
/ 1. MAKE ART / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Pencil: / Sheet of paper: / DANTE: / NARRATOR: 2. FEEL INSECURE ABOUT IT / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Pencil: / Sheet of paper: / DANTE: / NARRATOR: 3. DIG YOUR HEELS IN. KEEP MAKING ART. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Pencil: / Sheet of paper: / DANTE: / NARRATOR: 4. AND AS TIME PASSES, YOU'LL FIND ALL THOSE SILLY INSECURITIES... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Pencil: / Sheet of paper: / NARRATOR: ...WILL NEVER GO AWAY! CONGRATS! YOU'RE NOW EVERY ARTIST WHO'S EVER LIVED! / DANTE: BUHHHHHHH http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110204.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 05 / 2011 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Nosh's Grandfather: Nosh! Hi! It's Grandpa! Remember me? The guy from all those letters you don't write? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Nosh's Grandfather: I'm sending a quick vid packet 'cause I remembered something about your friend, there. / ...the little fella. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Nosh's Grandfather: And how about these vid packets?! Take about five seconds to record and send?! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Nosh's Grandfather: And they cost nothing! You must use 'em all the time! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Nosh's Grandfather: Oh wait. I've never gotten one, so maybe you don't. Maybe hitting "record" is a little tricky for you. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Nosh's Grandfather: Oh wait. You're a science officer. / Well now this is awkward. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Nosh's Grandfather: ANyway. To the point: / I saw a group of these little guys during the war. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Holo of Tesskan moon: / Nosh's Grandfather: ...at the fuel depot on Kochi. / ...the Tesskan moon. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110205.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 07 / 2011 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / can of soda: / SHELDON: Root beer totally sounds like a drink invented in the 1800's / ARTHUR: TOTALLY. You'd never market it with that name, nowadays. / / can of soda: / SHELDON: "Dr Tibbles' plant-root seltzer water!" / ARTHUR: "Rejuvenatin' revitalizin'... Dr Tibble triple root-bulb tonic!" / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / can of soda: / SHELDON: "The strength of samson! ... the power of potting soil!" / ARTHUR: "ROOT BEER: thank god it taste great... Cause this name's trainwreck." http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110207.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 08 / 2011 | [[Living Room (In Gramp's chair)]] / Chair: / Newspaper: / SHELDON: It will be AWESOME / GRAMP: It will NOT be awesome. / / [[Living Room (In Gramp's chair)]] / Chair: / Newspaper: / SHELDON: It will! If science is able to bring back the woolly mammoth/ it'll be a testament to humanity's greatness! / GRAMP: You clearly don't know the human race. Sure it'll start out great. ...But you know what'll happen within five years? / / [[County Fair]] / sign: / sign: / Man (Generic): / Child (generic) 1: / Woolly Mammoth: COME ON MAN http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110208.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 09 / 2011 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Chair: / Magazine: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: GRAMS MEASURE MASS. METERS MEASURE LENGTH. BUT WE DON'T HAVE A UNIT OF MEASURE FOR NASTINESS / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Chair: / Magazine: / ARTHUR: I'M THINKING THE TOPS OF KETCHUP BOTTLES. THAT COULD BE OUR UNIT OF MEASURE. / GRAMP: ...NASTINESS? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: NUTHIN' NASTIER THAN KETCHUP TOPS. WHAT WITH ALL THE CRUSTIES, AND THE GELATINOUS PRE-CRUSTIES, AND YOU STANDIN' THERE LIKE A CHUMP, TRYIN' TO POUR YOUR KETCHUP PAST ALL THAT TO GET TO YOUR DANG FRIES. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Chair: / ARTHUR: / GRAMP: BUT HOW WOULD YOU STANDARDIZE THE UNIT OF MEASURE? THE CLEAN KETCHUP TOP OF A GRANDMOTHER IS WORLD'S APART FROM FOUR DUDES SHARIN' AN APARTMENT AFTER COLLEGE. THAT'S THE SORT OF KETCHUP NASTINESS THAT MAKES YOU TAKE A HARD LOOK AT THE CHOICES YOU'VE MADE. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Chair: / ARTHUR: OH... SO YOU'RE SAYIN' KETCHUP ITSELF NEEDS A UNIT OF MEASURE. / GRAMP: NO, NOW I'M SAYIN' I WILL NEVER TOUCH KETCHUP AGAIN. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110209.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 10 / 2011 | [[THE POND (in pond)]] / Little Orphan Annie costume: / rock: / ARTHUR: "Critics are raving for Arhtur's ANNIE" / / [[THE POND (in pond)]] / Little Orphan Annie costume: / rock: / ARTHUR: "I've never seen ANNIE played by a bigger stud-muffin," says Susan Gibbons of The New York Times! / / [[THE POND (in pond)]] / Little Orphan Annie costume: / rock: / ARTHUR: "You'll laugh, you'll cry... you'll never eat Mu Shu Duck again" raves Theater Magazine! / / [[THE POND (in pond)]] / Little Orphan Annie costume: / rock: / ARTHUR: "Yes, it's ANNIE! Like you've never seen her before!" / SHELDON: ...in a pond. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110210.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 11 / 2011 | [[Living Room (In Gramp's chair)]] / Chair: / Newspaper: / Little Orphan Annie costume: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: The sun'll come out TOMORROW. / / [[Living Room (In Gramp's chair)]] / Chair: / Newspaper: / Little Orphan Annie costume: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: Betcher Bottom Dollar That TOMORROW. There'll be Sunnnnnnnn. / / [[Living Room (In Gramp's chair)]] / Chair: / Newspaper: / Little Orphan Annie costume: / ARTHUR: / GRAMP: / / [[Living Room (In Gramp's chair)]] / Chair: / Newspaper: / Little Orphan Annie costume: / ARTHUR: Guess who I am! / GRAMP: Caesar Augustus http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110211.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 12 / 2011 | [[Pláza de Las Ventas, Madrid (outside)]] / Tesskan: / Tesskan: / NARRATOR: Meanwhile in the massive Pláza de Las Ventas, Madrid / Emperor Cruz: Querida Familia: Thank you for coming home. / / [[Pláza de Las Ventas, Madrid (inside)]] / Podium: / Emperor Cruz: I have called you here to discuss the ominus days ahead.
/ ...And the ONE THING we must do if we are to survive them. / / [[Pláza de Las Ventas, Madrid (inside, La Familia in stands)]] / Podium: / Emperor Cruz: / / [[Pláza de Las Ventas, Madrid (inside, La Familia in stands)]] / Podium: / Emperor Cruz: / / [[Pláza de Las Ventas, Madrid (inside, La Familia in stands)]] / Podium: / Emperor Cruz: / Fernando: Has...has he started talking?? Should we tell him the mic's out? / La Familia member (female): Heck No. Lookit him pump those little arms. This is delicious. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110212.html |
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