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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 10 / 2003 | [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: Ready? / SHELDON: Ready. / / [[THE POND]] / (SOUND FX): SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE... / / [[THE POND]] / (SOUND FX): FWIP FWIP FWIP / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: Sheesh. How do you DO that?? / ARTHUR: Water off a duck's back, baby. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030410.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 11 / 2003 | [[THE POND]] / DANTE: Who dares challenge the mighty Spanish armada?? / SHELDON: ...It is I, the small but powerful British navy of 1588!! / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: Have at you! / DANTE: Charge! / (SOUND FX): POKE! SSSss / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: Hey - NO FAIR! That's not how history goes... / DANTE: Sucks to be you. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030411.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 12 / 2003 | [[Living Room]] / ARTHUR: I heard a good saying today... "If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans." / / [[Living Room]] / / [[Living Room]] / GRAMP: But... / / [[Living Room]] / GRAMP: But I was only plannin' on watching some tele-- / ARTHUR: A-HA HA HA! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030412.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 14 / 2003 | GRAMP: Remember kids, "no diving in shallow water." / ARTHUR: Amen to that. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030414.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 15 / 2003 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Hi everyone! I'm home! ...But don't ask me how my day went. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Bad day at school... Bad day at work... Just a bad day all around for me today. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: ...And yet, something tells me your day might've been worse. / ARTHUR: What gave it away? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030415.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 16 / 2003 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: What HAPPENED to you?!? / ARTHUR: You know that sign at the pond that says "No diving - shallow water"? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Yes. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Well, it's a funny story... / SHELDON: OH FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030416.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 17 / 2003 | [[The vet]] / ARTHUR: I'm not complaining that you made me go see a vet about my neck. / / [[The vet]] / ARTHUR: And I'm not complaining that we've been in this waiting room for over two hours... / / [[The vet]] / ARTHUR: But do I have to sit next to "Turner and Hooch", here? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030417.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 18 / 2003 | [[The vet]] / ARTHUR: I'll be the first admit that I don't get along well with other animals... / / [[The vet]] / ARTHUR: But this vet's office is really freaking me out. / / [[The vet]] / ARTHUR: YOU, for example.
/ I don't even KNOW what you are.
/ ...I'm assuming some kind of French cat. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030418.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 19 / 2003 | [[Doctor's Office]] / Doctor: Then I simply take the garden hose, and... / / [[Doctor's Office]] / Doctor: AAAAAA... / / [[Doctor's Office]] / (SOUND FX): PHOOMP! / / [[Doctor's Office]] / bill: $900 / ARTHUR: THIS?!? THIS IS YOUR SURE-FIRE WAY TO FIX MY NECK?!? / Doctor: My bill. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030419.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 21 / 2003 | [[Sheldonsoft]] / (SOUND FX): FWAP! / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / (SOUND FX): FWAP! / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / (SOUND FX): KEESH! / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / SHELDON: Well... No more catch in my office. / DANTE: Yo! A little help...! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030421.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 22 / 2003 | [[Living Room]] / GRAMP: Hey champ, how was work today? / SHELDON: Not so hot. The boss yelled at me for throwing a ball in the office. / / [[Living Room]] / / [[Living Room]] / GRAMP: I thought YOU were the boss. / SHELDON: It was an incredibly awkward conversation. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030422.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 23 / 2003 | [[Sheldonsoft]] / ARTHUR: Whatcha doin'? / SHELDON: Writing myself up. I'm in big trouble for throwing a ball in the office. / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / ARTHUR: Wait... You're writing YOURSELF up? / SHELDON: Yep. / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / ARTHUR: ...AND THEN WHAT?? You'll hand it to yourself?? / SHELDON: ...I'm gonna blow my top when I see this. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030423.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 24 / 2003 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: SHELDON!! Horrible news - Your company's stock just crashed!! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: A mob of investors is coming for you with pitchforks.... We've gotta get out of here!! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: You can be so cruel sometimes. Leave him alone while he sleeps! / ARTHUR: But lookit him go! RUN SHELDON, RUN! Kick those crazy legs! / SHELDON: Z http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030424.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 25 / 2003 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: I'm sorry I messed with you while you were sleeping.
/ I didn't mean to give you nightmares. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Can we let bygones be bygones? / SHELDON: Sure. / / [[THE HOUSE (at night)]] / SHELDON: "Peking Duck". / ARTHUR: HRMPH. NAH NAHH. HRMP. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030425.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 26 / 2003 | [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Why didn't I think of this before? / SHELDON: GOOD GRAVY... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030426.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 28 / 2003 | [[THE POND]] / / [[THE POND]] / DANTE: So I find out today that my name also belonged to some writer or famous guy or something. / / [[THE POND]] / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: You mean "DANTE"?!? / DANTE: Who knew! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030428.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 29 / 2003 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Book: "The unexamined life is not worth living."
/ - Socrates / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030429.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 30 / 2003 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: What the heck are you doing? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Valuable, valuable science. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030430.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 01 / 2003 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: There are some things we just aren't meant to see, Arthur. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Strange things. Horrible things. ...Things God never intended for human eyes. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: So stop looking, already!! No one's forcing you to look at your toenails under a microscope!! / SHELDON: Yet... I can not turn away... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030501.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 02 / 2003 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Sheldon, help me out here for a second... / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: I was doing the laundry when I found this old sock. I'm not sure if it's yours or mine. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: I bet this is one of those "special moments" between a grandfather and a grandson, huh? / SHELDON: Man, I hope not. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030502.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 03 / 2003 | [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: I pulled a sock from my machine: it looked brand new, all white and clean. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: I did have doubts about some spots, but this machine removed those blots. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: Yet there's one question I must know... / / [[The Arctic]] / NARRATOR: ...Where'd the other sucker go? / Eskimo: ? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030503.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 05 / 2003 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Alarm Clock: Beep beep beep beep beep b / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Alarm Clock: ep beep bee bee / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Alarm Clock: Beep beep b beep beep b / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Alarm Clock: ep beep beep beep bee / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Alarm Clock: Beep beep beep / ARTHUR: "Snooze" button's not working this morning, eh? / SHELDON: Z http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030505.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 06 / 2003 | [[THE HOUSE (Bedroom)]] / Alarm Clock: Beep! Beep! / SHELDON: Huh? Alarm clock... but gotta... gotta sleep... / / [[THE HOUSE (Bedroom)]] / SHELDON: Okay... I'll skip breakfast... and... and no shower... yeah... no shower... / (SOUND FX): WAP! / / [[THE HOUSE (Bedroom)]] / SHELDON: ZZZ / / [[THE HOUSE (Bedroom)]] / Alarm Clock: Beep! Beep! / SHELDON: Okay... I won't brush my teeth... and... and I won't... get dressed... / NARRATOR: Alarm clock logic. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030506.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 07 / 2003 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / DANTE: The best part about having a billionaire as a friend is that they'll bribe the teacher to get you out of today's test. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / DANTE: Or they'll buy her a car if she'll overlook your "lost homework". / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: You are a born scholar. / DANTE: ...Or they'll hire a mob hitman to - http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030507.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 08 / 2003 | [[Baseball Field]] / DANTE: All I'm sayin' is, movies are WAY better than books. / / [[Baseball Field]] / DANTE: Harry Potter, The Lord of the Rings... That kind of genius just can't be found in books. / ARTHUR: He makes a good point. / SHELDON: MUST... RESIST... DESIRE... TO... SLAP... THEM BOTH... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030508.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 09 / 2003 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / DANTE: Wait... "The Lord of the Rings" was a BOOK? / SHELDON: Three books, actually. 900 pages of fantastic adventure. You should read them. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: You're not gonna read those, are you? / DANTE: Yes, well, see... a MOVIE has been made. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030509.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 10 / 2003 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Radio: NOBODY BEATS A “WOW ELECTRONICS” SALE!! / DANTE: That store is ridiculous. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: They have a new “sale” every week. / DANTE: And each time, they come up with a worse excuse for having the sale… / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Radio: ...It's our "Tuesday" sale! Wow! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030510.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 12 / 2003 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Who was that? / SHELDON: Fox Television. They want to turn my life story into a t.v. movie. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: They think it's inspiring that a ten-year old boy could make billions in computers. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: But there's just one catch... / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: They want my character changed into a shapely blonde who likes jogging on the beach. / ARTHUR: Ahhh...good ol' reliable Fox. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030512.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 13 / 2003 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Television: You've seen "American Idol"... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Television: ...You've seen "When Giraffes Attack, Part Four"... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Television: But now, Fox brings you a reality t.v. show you CAN NOT MISS... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Television: "Who Wants to Marry a Ten-year Old Billionaire?" / SHELDON: ...I TOLD YOU.... I'M NOT AGREEING TO THIS!! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030513.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 14 / 2003 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Sheldon? I think there's another Fox t.v. producer at the door for you... / SHELDON: How do yo know? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Just a hunch. / SHELDON: I'll go turn on P.B.S. The big words will scare him off. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030514.html |
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