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Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 02 / 2003 [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: I don't get it. How are you gonna fool the MacArthur foundation into thinking you've created a talking duck? / ARTHUR: With these photos. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Photo: Before / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Photo: After / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: ...Sunglasses being the internationally-recognized symbol for "talking duck". / ARTHUR: Naturally.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031002.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 03 / 2003 [[Inside (non-specific)]] / ARTHUR: Look what I found in the garage, sucker! The machine you built to make me a talking duck. Now I can claim that grant money. / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / ARTHUR: AND I already figured out how to use it, Mr. Smartypants! I just put on this little helmet, flip the switch, and - / / [[Darkness]] / (SOUND FX): ZAP! / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / ARTHUR: QUACK? Quack quack quack... / SHELDON: I... I... don't know whether to laugh or cry. Laugh, probably.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031003.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 04 / 2003 [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: You've lost the ability to talk? / ARTHUR: Quack. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: ...But you can still understand me? / ARTHUR: Quack. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: So what would happen if I started calling you "Widdle Woogums Squishy Pants"? / (SOUND FX): Pat Pat / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: QUACK! Quack Quack Quack / SHELDON: Ooo, hey... Snappy comeback there, Squishy Pants!
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031004.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 06 / 2003 [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: It's amazing that you can still understand me, even though you've lost the ability to talk. / ARTHUR: Quack. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Book: BOOK --> NOGGIN' / SHELDON: Your brain must still contain the encyclopedia I downloaded into it. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: ...And if you still have the ENCYCLOPEDIA stuck in your brain... then there's only one thing we can do... / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: When was the Battle of Hastings? / ARTHUR: QUACK!
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031006.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 07 / 2003 GRAMP: Hey Duck, you want a cookie? / ARTHUR: Quack! / / GRAMP: Was that a “No”? You DON’T want a cookie? / ARTHUR: Quack! Quack! / / GRAMP: Heh heh Heh… Sure is a shame you can’t talk, or I’d know for sure if you wanted this cookie. / / [[Hospital]] / GRAMP: All I remember are feathers… So many feathers…
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031007.html
 
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 08 / 2003 [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / DANTE: So after a few tests, they figured out I have "walking pneumonia". / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / DANTE: This, after my doctor had TOTALLY mis-diagnosed it as a "cold". / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: QUACK. / DANTE: You said it, brother.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031008.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 09 / 2003 [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: While I try to figure out how to give you back your powers of speech, why don't you chat with these nice ducks here? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: QUAK. / ducks (not Arthur): QUACK! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ducks (not Arthur): Quack! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! Quack! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / TV: *@!§# / SHELDON: Oh for heaven's sake... YOU LASTED LIKE FIVE MINUTES!!
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031009.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 10 / 2003 [[THE POND]] / DANTE: Whoa, whoa WHOA... did you just say something? / ARTHUR: Yeah. Sheldon fixed my brain. I can talk again. / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: ...But the fact that it took him two weeks to solve the problem makes you wonder... / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: ...Maybe that "boy-genius" reputation is a bit of a stretch. / SHELDON: HEY! WATCH IT, YOU! The Sheldon giveth, and the Sheldon can taketh away!
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031010.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 11 / 2003 [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Who are you lookin' at? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Are you lookin' at ME, bub? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: 'Cause if you ARE... / DANTE: I liked it better when he couldn't talk. / SHELDON: Oh, WILL YOU JUST EAT the darn "KRISPY KREME"!
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031011.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 13 / 2003 [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: Do you have any idea what it was like not being able to talk? / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: Not being able to communicate your thoughts... / not being able to form simple sentences... / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: 'Bit like being BRITNEY SPEARS. / ARTHUR: EXACTLY. Except without the desperate, "my-career-is-failing" kiss with Madonna. / DANTE: Oooo... SNAP!
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031013.html
 
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 14 / 2003 [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: SAY IT. / ARTHUR: Yesterday I made a casual Joke about Britney Spears. / It implied that she was a few chairs short of a full dinette set. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: So to make amends, I've invited Britney here for a personal apology. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Britney Spears: Ohmigosh LOOK! ...It's some kinda talking cat. / ARTHUR: Indeed.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031014.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 15 / 2003 [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: MAAAAAN... the service at this place is SO slow. / SHELDON: Oh just eat the poor thing already...
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031015.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 16 / 2003 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: "Fast food."
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031016.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 17 / 2003 [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: "Drive-through window." / (SOUND FX): Munch munch munch
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031017.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 18 / 2003 [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: ! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / (SOUND FX): Chomp. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / (SOUND FX): BOING! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: "Bungee worm." / worm: @#§?!?
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031018.html
 
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 20 / 2003 [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Have you ever heard of "catnip"? / SHELDON: Yeah. It makes cats go crazy - they love it. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Is there a "duck nip"? / SHELDON: DUCK NIP? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Well, you always seem to go a bit nuts when I mention Catherine Zeta-Jones. / ARTHUR: Quack QUACK Quack UACK uack Quack QU QUACK Quack Quack Qu CK QU ua
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031020.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 21 / 2003 [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / GRAMP: Hey Hey HEY! What makes you think you can just help yourself to a cookie??!? / SHELDON: "GOD." / / [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / SHELDON: You know what they say... "God helps those that help themselves." / / [[THE HOUSE (SHELDON'S Bedroom)]] / ARTHUR: Helped yourself to a grounding, I see. / SHELDON: HMPH.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031021.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 22 / 2003 [[THE HOUSE (SHELDON'S Bedroom)]] / / [[THE HOUSE (SHELDON'S Bedroom)]] / / [[THE HOUSE (SHELDON'S Bedroom)]] / SHELDON: Interesting. The left one goes numb faster. / NARRATOR: When you're grounded, amateur science is a great way to pass the time.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031022.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 23 / 2003 [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: The triceratops spots his mortal enemy across the valley -- / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: It's the fearsome T-rex! ...And he's not alone! Someone else wants to join the fight... / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: It's a gigantic BRONTOSAURUS!! And he's ready to rumble! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: MAN. When you're bored, you get so lame. / SHELDON: TWO!! Now two brontosaurus join the battle royale!
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031023.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 24 / 2003 [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: So how long did Gramp say you're grounded? / SHELDON: Until I've "THOUGHT ABOUT IT". / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: But haven't you "thought about it" by now...? / SHELDON: Yeah, but it's really when HE thinks I've thought about it. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: I don't think I understand. / SHELDON: ...I try not to think about it.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031024.html
 
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 25 / 2003 [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Sheldon, Gramp says you're not grounded anymore. / SHELDON: Oh... okay. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: ...DId you win the war? / SHELDON: OH GO AWAY.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031025.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 27 / 2003 [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: CARPE DIEM!! / ARTHUR: Carpe Carp.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031027.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 28 / 2003 [[Grocery Store]] / SHELDON: STOREKEEP! I wish to purchase this cap from your store of plunder! / / [[Grocery Store]] / SHELDON: Halloween approaches, and I am in need of fearsome dress! / / [[Grocery Store]] / SHELDON: For I am Thürg, Viking conqueror of the North! / / [[Grocery Store]] / Clerk: ...And will that be all, sir? / SHELDON: And some gum.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031028.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 29 / 2003 [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Thürg, Viking of the North, is off to slay the mighty dragon! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: After a tiresome search, he spots his prey watching "Entertainment Tonight." / Thürg prepares to spring into battle. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Thürg better not start somethin' he don't know how to finish.... / SHELDON: Thürg hesitates.... this dragon likes to slap with webbed feet...
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031029.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 30 / 2003 [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: You're going as a slice of cheese for Halloween? / DANTE: My mom made it. She thinks I like "Spongebob Squarepants". / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Spongebob is a SPONGE... not cheese. / DANTE: Yeah I know. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: The word "sponge" is IN his name... / DANTE: Yeah, mom's not too swift... . We've established that.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031030.html
 
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 31 / 2003 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Can I come trick-or-treating with you guys? / DANTE: Sure. But you'll need a costume. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: How 'bout I'm a real short kid dressed as a duck? / SHELDON: ...'Cause Lord knows there's hundreds of ten-inch tall kids runnin' around.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031031.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 01 / 2003 [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Gramp, can we go outside and play in our costumes? / GRAMP: I guess. But what can you possibly play together? One of you is dressed as cheese, and the other is a Viking... / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / DANTE: "An epic battle between a warrior and his lactose intolerance..." / SHELDON: YEAH! We're ten... That'll do fine.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031101.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 03 / 2003 [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: GOOD GRAVY... Have you been sitting here all day eating candy? / SHELDON: YEFF. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: There must be, like, forty wrappers here. / SHELDON: YEFF. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: ...How many fingers am I holding up? / SHELDON: YEFF.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031103.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 04 / 2003 [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Eaten all your Halloween candy yet? / SHELDON: All except for one piece. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: OHHHH I see. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: "SweeTarts": the red-headed stepchild of the candy world.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031104.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 05 / 2003 NARRATOR: A post-Halloween poem... . / SHELDON: Is there something wrong with our national mood... / When all of our holidays focus on food? / / SHELDON: Sure, I've finished my batch of Halloween treats... / / SHELDON: But now ALL holidays seem to center on sweets. / DANTE: Another "ARBOR DAY" chocolate? / ARTHUR: But of course.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031105.html
 

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