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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 15 / 2004 | [[THE POND]] / Radio: Tonight, there seems to be no resolution to the debate. / / [[THE POND]] / Radio: When asked in Washington, the President simply had this to say... / / [[THE POND]] / Radio: "FRRR!" / SHELDON: I'm that good. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040115.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 16 / 2004 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / sign: FRR
/ The Movie / shirt: Just frr it. / Man (Old): Frrr. / Dog: Frrrr. / Woman (Old): Frr! / Woman (Generic): C'mon, say it for mommy... / Baby: FRR! / SHELDON: Boy! Nuthin' worse than losing a bet! / (SOUND FX): Grumbledy mumble... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040116.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 17 / 2004 | [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: Why, lookee here! What's this in my hand? / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: Why, it's the new, updated Webster's Dictionary! / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: Why, what's this new word that I just happened to notice? / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: Why, it's frrr! / DANTE: Ok, now you're just getting annoying. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040117.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 19 / 2004 | [[Living Room]] / ARTHUR: What are you doing at home?? You're supposed to be at the office!! / SHELDON: I'm reading. / / [[Living Room]] / ARTHUR: But there's an investor's meeting! You have to go! / SHELDON: But I don't wanna... / / [[Living Room]] / ARTHUR: Look, those investors are expecting to hear from a ten-year old genius. If they don't see a ten-year old genius, the company's in trouble. / SHELDON: So send Dante. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / NARRATOR: Thus begins disaster. / (SOUND FX): PA-DUNK PA-DUNK PA-DUNK http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040119.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 20 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / DANTE: No, no, no... I can't pretend to be C.E.O. of your company. Pick someone else. I'm not C.E.O. material. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / DANTE: I'm LAZY... I'm KINDA DUMB... And I can't handle money to SAVE MY LIFE... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / DANTE: Oh... wait... I guess I AM C.E.O. material. / SHELDON: You walked right into that one. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040120.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 21 / 2004 | [[Sheldonsoft]] / investor: Sheldon, did I hear right? Did you just say that Sheldonsoft stock is overvalued? / DANTE: Darn tootin'! In fact, all this stuff with computers and the internet seems pretty useless to me... / ARTHUR: ...NO MORE QUESTIONS! NO MORE QUESTIONS! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / NARRATOR: Meanwhile... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040121.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 22 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: Let's go over this again, shall we? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: I asked you to pose as ME for an investor's meeting. Your instructions were to smile, nod, and be pleasant. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: Two hours later, I notice that my company's stock is down 68%. So somehow, I get the feeling that someone didn't quite... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: SMILE AND NOD!! / DANTE: They... they kept asking questions! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040122.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 23 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / GRAMP: You don't like my corned beef? / ARTHUR: UGH. It's nasty. / / [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / GRAMP: I think it's pretty good. / ARTHUR: Are you kidding me? This tastes like HATE. / / [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / / [[THE HOUSE (a chair in the corner)]] / ARTHUR: ...Apparently that language isn't acceptable. / SHELDON: Like "hate"? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040123.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 24 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Television: You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both, and there you have - / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Television: THE FACTS OF LIFE! THE FACTS OF LIFE! / SHELDON: THE FACTS OF LIFE! THE FACTS OF LIFE! / GRAMP: THE FACTS OF LIFE! THE FACTS OF LIFE! / ARTHUR: THE FACTS OF LIFE! THE FACTS OF LIFE! / / [[THE HOUSE]] http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040124.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 26 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: How DARE you accuse me!! I'll have you know I don't even LIKE perfectly toasted tuna fish sandwiches with fresh-from-the-garden tomatoes... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040126.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 27 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE (front door)]] / ARTHUR: Hoo-doggy! It is freezing outside. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: I've gotta find a way to warm up quick... / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: AHH! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Little bugger got me in mid-rinse. / SHELDON: The drapes are open... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040127.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 28 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: That darn duck scared the heck out of me!! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Can you imagine ANY sight more alarming than a duck suddenly appearing in your shower?? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Probably not the best question to ask as you stand in your towel... / GRAMP: HEY!! Just as God made me, Mister! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040128.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 29 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Hey! You! In the towel! Back to the shower with you! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: No one wants to see you in a towel, strollin' around the hous-
/ YAA! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: MYAAH! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: Sorry. Towel slipped. / ARTHUR: My eyes! The burning! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040129.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 30 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Why can't I wear a towel around the house if it's comfy? The Romans had togas. The Scots have kilts. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: But NO culture, at ANY time, has found the TOWEL to be an acceptable form of dress. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: ...Not even California? / ARTHUR: Ok, ONE culture. But there's wine involved. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040130.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 31 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Hey! You finally put some pants on! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: ATTA BOY, CHAMP! ATTA BOY! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: I guess I've set a pretty low bar for myself on Saturdays... / SHELDON: HEY! Is it noon already?! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040131.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 02 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Ignore my advice if you want. I just think those pants aren't very flattering on you. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: You know, there is an old Bulgarian saying: "It's an unwise man who heeds the cries of the duck." / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: No there is not. / GRAMP: Only took you five minutes. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040202.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 03 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Gramp, I have a question about this math problem. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: It says, "Jimmy has $1000. How much will Jimmy earn in one year at 50% interest?" / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: And your question is...? / SHELDON: FIFTY PERCENT?? What the heck is Jimmy investing in? The Russian Mob?? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040203.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 04 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE]] / math book: "If a train travels from Los Angeles to New York at an average speed of 45 miles an hour, how long will it take to complete the 3000 mile trip?" / / [[THE HOUSE]] / (SOUND FX): SCRATCH SCRATCH scribble scribble scribble / / [[THE HOUSE]] / math book: "If a train travels from Los Angeles to New York at an average speed of 45 miles an hour, how long will it take"--
/ passengers before they realize they should've boarded a darn plane? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040204.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 05 / 2004 | [[Inside (non-specific)]] / SHELDON: "Jim has sixty apples." "...If Jim gives one apple to every sixth friend he has, how many apples will Jim have left if he knows thirty-one friends? / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / SHELDON: Jim leads an unnecessarily complicated life.... / ARTHUR: Let's be honest. Jim's a bit of a social leper. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040205.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 06 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: Since your math homework is too easy for you, I thought I'd give you MY childhood math book. / SHELDON: Wow. It looks pretty old. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: "Percival drives his horseless perambulator to the Five-And-Dime to purchase whale oil. How many pints can he buy with two buffalo nickels?" / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: You must be joking. / GRAMP: I know! It's hard!
/ ...28 pints? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040206.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 07 / 2004 | [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: MY TOOSHIE IS SO SQUOOSHIE, I FLOATY LIKE A BOATY!! / / [[THE POND]] / / [[THE POND]] / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: ...Came up with that this mornin'! / SHELDON: Congratulations. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040207.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 09 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Whatcha whatchin'? / GRAMP: The exciting sport of "NASCAR"! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: SPORT? NASCAR is a sport? / GRAMP: Of course it is. It takes an ATHLETE to control a mighty, mechanical beast in sweltering, sweaty heat. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: So... they sweat a lot and control a machine...? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: By that definition, working in a steel mill is a "sport". / GRAMP: Don't sass NASCAR, lad. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040209.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 10 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: I don't understand the appeal of auto racing. All you do is watch cars go 'round and 'round and 'round... / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Yeah, but they spice it up for today's sophisticated audience. Every twenty minutes, they take a break for... / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Television: AUTOSAURUS REX!! / SHELDON: ...Is that thing crushing Volkswagens in it's jaw?? / GRAMP: HOO HOO HOO http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040210.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 11 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE]] / foam hand: GO! / NARRATOR: The auto-racing fan settles in for an afternoon of excitment... / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / TV: ...And the action's heating up as we go into lap 84... / GRAMP: Z http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040211.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 12 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: "NASCAR" cars are plastered with corporate logos. Doesn't all that advertising bug you?? / GRAMP: Ha! Name me one professional sport that ISN'T plastered with corporate advertising! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: U.S. men's soccer. / GRAMP: Well that's just 'cause no one watches the darn games. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040212.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 13 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: MAN, web feet have ZERO traction. / ARTHUR: Will you please TELL ME when you've waxed the floor??!? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040213.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 14 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: I agree! Web feet are VERY useful if you swim all day. But YOU spend most of the day on dry land! what are web feet good for?!? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: C'mere. ...I'll whisper it to you. / SHELDON: OHHHH NO... I'm not fallin' for THAT. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040214.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 16 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Web feet are weird looking. What are those bumps all over your skin? / ARTHUR: We ducks call those our “sexy bumps.” / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: They look like dried up corn-on-the-cob. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Magazine: Money / ARTHUR: One man’s dried-up corn-on-the-cob is another man’s “sexy bumps.” / SHELDON: You keep telling yourself that. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040216.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 17 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: I don't care what you say about my feet. LOTS of attractive super models think my feet are cute. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: In fact, I just got a LOVE LETTER from Catherine Zeta-Jones, saying how cute she thinks my feet are! HERE! READ IT! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: Um... you spelled "feet" wrong. / ARTHUR: NO SHE DIDN'T! SHE LOOKED IT UP TWICE!! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040217.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 18 / 2004 | [[Sheldonsoft]] / ARTHUR: I have a genius idea for your company. It's a completely untapped e-commerce market. / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / ARTHUR: Amazon has books. Dell has computers. And now, we're gonna sell... / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / ARTHUR: "GARDEN GNOMES." / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / SHELDON: Uh... / ARTHUR: Unfashionable people everywhere will beat a path to our door! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040218.html |
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