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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 12 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: I have a way for you to quit stealing. I'll leave $50,000 on the table here... If you can fight the urge to steal it, you just might quit cold turkey. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / DANTE: Worked like a charm. / SHELDON: Little *@#!! Took my shirt, too! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040812.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 13 / 2004 | [[Inside (non-specific)]] / ARTHUR: I don't know where you get your information from, sir, but I am not a thief. / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / ARTHUR: I have never stolen a thing in my life. It's not in my nature. / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / SHELDON: Fine. Whatever. Just give Gramp his teeth back. / GRAMP: KUD I GAN'D EAT MY DANWICH... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040813.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 14 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: I am cured. I will never steal again. / SHELDON: Why? What happened? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Just for fun, I stole Gramp's shoes... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: And now I can't see. / GRAMP: Never underestimate the powerful parenting tool that is bad foot odor. / SHELDON: UGH... fish market!! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040814.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 15 / 2004 | [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: I put a
/ tooth under
/ my pillow
/ last night. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / [[Bed]] / SHELDON: But I left a note
/ for the Tooth Fairy
/ saying I didn't
/ want any money. / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: Instead, I asked her to
/ bring a little extra
/ JOY into the world. / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: There's so much sadness
/ out there, so much hate
/ and anger... I figured
/ a little joy
/ would be a
/ good thing. / / [[THE POND]] / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: ...She
/ left me
/ a candy
/ bar. / GRAMP: Maybe she was caught
/ off guard by the note
/ and had to think fast. / ARTHUR: "SHE"? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040815.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 16 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Combine crunchy goodness on the outside... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: With creamy caramel on the inside... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: And you've got the perfect on-the-go snack! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: PLEASE. Stop talking about snails. / ARTHUR: MMPH. SO DARISHIOUS! / (SOUND FX): crunch crunch http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040816.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 17 / 2004 | [[Inside (non-specific)]] / ARTHUR: My mom used the cutest technique to teach us to fly. / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / (SOUND FX): BOOT! / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / SHELDON: WHAT WAS THAT FOR? / ARTHUR: You've just been kicked out of the nest. Now fly, little angel! Fly! Your whole life is ahead of you! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040817.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 18 / 2004 | [[Inside (non-specific)]] / Magazine: Clango / SHELDON: So you're saying the secret to flying is- / ARTHUR: BELIEVING IN YOURSELF. Yes. / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / ARTHUR: The power of positive thought can help you achieve anything in life. / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / SHELDON: ...So flying has NOTHING to do with wings and feathers? / ARTHUR: God has graced me with a stunning physique, no question. But it's my pro-Arthur attitude that really gets me soaring. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040818.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 19 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: There is an incredible sense of power when you're flying. ...Soaring through the heavens, you're the master of all you see. / / [[nonspecific (black background)]] / ARTHUR: And with all the little people below, you feel like there's nothing more important than YOU. Your ego swells up like... Like... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: Trump on a good hair day? / ARTHUR: YES! EXACTLY!! ...With a weird European model on your arm, too... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040819.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 20 / 2004 | [[Inside (non-specific)]] / ARTHUR: You know what I like most about flying? Sitting by our sliding glass door. / SHELDON: Our sliding gla...? What does that have to do with FLYING? / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / (SOUND FX): BONK. / ARTHUR: HA HA, FRANK! YA MA-ROON! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040820.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 21 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Book: Get Fuzzy / ARTHUR: So last night, I go on my usual midnight flight around town, you know? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (night)]] / ARTHUR: And I'm kickin' back, just letting the breeze carry me... / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (night)]] / ARTHUR: When all of a sudden, this bat totally slams into me. / (SOUND FX): FUMP! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Book: Get Fuzzy / SHELDON: You ran into A BAT? / ARTHUR: Let me tell you... that sonar stuff is complete bull puckey. That dude had no idea I was even NEAR him. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040821.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 22 / 2004 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040822.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 23 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Wolverine springs into battle with his unbreakable claws! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Nothing can stop this X-man! He slices! He dices! He is a whirlwind of fury! / (SOUND FX): SNAP! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: ...But he might want to consider stronger Scotch tape on his "claws". http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040823.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 24 / 2004 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Do you fear Wolverine and his mighty claws? / ARTHUR: Those are forks. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: These mighty claws, that can cut through anything! / DANTE: They're FORKS. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: You fear them! You fear these claws of doom!! / DANTE: Oooo... Yeah, I'm so scared of forks. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: All enemies tremble before Wolverine's fearsome claws! / DANTE: Except his arch-nemesis, THE HUMAN BUTTER KNIFE. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040824.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 25 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: You do not fear Wolverine's mighty claws? / DANTE: No. They're just dumb forks. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: I think you're lying! I think you DO fear the ferocious power of Wolverine's claws!! / DANTE: Yes. Exactly. I fear your ferocious forks. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / (SOUND FX): POINK / DANTE: ! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / DANTE: #@*!! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040825.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 26 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: Wolverine is the most fearsome of the X-men! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: Wolverine's claws can cut through solid steel! Wolver- / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: Um... Wolverine shouldn't have used his grandfather's good silverware? / GRAMP: Wolverine guesses correctly. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040826.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 27 / 2004 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / GRAMP: Sheldon! Time for dinner! / SHELDON: Out of nowhere, Wolverine is suddenly CORNERED! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / GRAMP: C'mon, get your toosh inside! / SHELDON: But Wolverine bravely faces his foe. He won't go down without a fight. / / [[nonspecific (black background)]] / GRAMP: I'm gonna count to ten, and then you'll see a fight!! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / apron: KISS THE COOK / SHELDON: Wolverine refuses to eat his 3-bean salad. / GRAMP: Wolverine's pushing his luck tonight. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040827.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 28 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: I don't understand today's super heroes. In MY day, we had cool super heroes like CAPTAIN AMERICA!! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: "Cool"?? When was Captain America EVER cool? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: For a brief period between June and July 1945. / SHELDON: Even THAT's a bit of a stretch. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040828.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 29 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: What's with the get-up? / ARTHUR: I am the crime-fighting super hero known only as: The DUCK! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: "The Duck"? You can't be a super hero named "The Duck". You ARE a duck. / ARTHUR: So? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: So, a super hero's name isn't supposed to give away their secret identity. / ARTHUR: I don't have a secret identity. I'm just... The DUCK. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Nope. Doesn't work. You need a secret identity. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Well, I'm secretly a stud-muffin. ...But that's not much of a secret, IS IT? Secretly Tom Cruise, perhaps? Ha! He WISHES! / SHELDON: ...Secretly a dork? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040829.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 30 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: It's the crime-fighting superhero, The DUCK! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / DANTE: And his sidekick, the mighty STICKBOY! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: And their enemy - THÜRG! Viking god of affordable footwear! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Or just "Thürg"... / SHELDON: ...Or just "Thürg." http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040830.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 31 / 2004 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Villain! I have come to steal your mead! / DANTE: Our MEAD? / ARTHUR: What the heck is "mead"? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / DANTE: Isn't "Mead" the company that makes "Trapper Keepers"? / ARTHUR: ...You've come to steal our trapper keepers? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: NO! uh...I've come to steal your...um gold. / DANTE: They make gold trapper keepers? / ARTHUR: ...Now I'm totally confused. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040831.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 01 / 2004 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: So you're gonna be "Stickboy"? Really? / DANTE: Yeah. I think it's a cool super hero! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: But what are your super powers? What are your abilities? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / (SOUND FX): FWAP. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / DANTE: I have a stick. / SHELDON: Just for kicks, let me be Stickboy for a minute... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040901.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 02 / 2004 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Your superhero is lame. You can't be "Stickboy". / DANTE: Why not? Stickboy conquers all with his mighty stick! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Well, what happens if someone breaks your mighty stick in two? / (SOUND FX): Snap! / DANTE: ! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / DANTE: Why, then I have TWO mighty sticks!! / SHELDON: ...And the logic train keeps chuggin' along. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040902.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 03 / 2004 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / DANTE: Stickboy faces his most feared enemy. / This will not be an easy battle. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / DANTE: It will take ALL his courage, ALL his cunning. To defeat this foe. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / DANTE: He summons every ounce of strength, AND STRIKES! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / (SOUND FX): Poke. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / DANTE: Stickboy, AWAY! / ARTHUR: WHO WAS THAT MASKED HERO? / SHELDON: Take off the wig. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040903.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 04 / 2004 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Curse you, do-gooders! You've stolen the control module to my atomic space laser! / / [[THE POND]] / DANTE: And we've thrown it to the bottom of the lake! / ARTHUR: ...Your evil is FINISHED, Thürg! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: Meanwhile... / GRAMP: Where the HECK is that dang remote? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040904.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 05 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE]] / DANTE: Stickboy cries out against his cruel lot in life.... / ...for the work of a superhero is never done. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / DANTE: Stickboy wants nothing more than a quiet life. Instead, he must fight a non-stop war against evil. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / DANTE: Another day, another battle. ...And another little bit of Stickboy dies inside. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / DANTE: SO MUCH BLOODSHED!! SO MUCH PAIN! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / (SOUND FX): poke / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Oh, won't someone think of the children?!? / SHELDON: Bring the drama down a notch, you two... / DANTE: The battle is won, but a single tear rolls down Stickboy's cheek... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040905.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 06 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: Let's set up some ground rules before our superhero battle. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: First, you need to be careful with that stick. / Second, I need to be careful with this horned hat. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: And third, you're not allowed to use any of your "dive bombing". / ARTHUR: But that's the only weapon we ducks possess! / DANTE: NO WAY. It took three loads of laundry to get this hat clean last time. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040906.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 07 / 2004 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Your evil is ended, Thürg! / SHELDON: I think not, for I am invincible! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: None can defeat me, for I fear nothing! All will tremble before my-- / AIGH! A BEE! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Oh jeez...it's a yellow jacket! AHH! AHH! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Dude...you're kinda ruining the mood here... / SHELDON: GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040907.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 08 / 2004 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / DANTE: Oh no! Stickboy's super powers are fading! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / DANTE: He must take a quick break and power up, using his...um...secret super hero elixir.
/ Yeah. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / (SOUND FX): slurppp... / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / DANTE: ...And he's back! / ARTHUR: You got "super hero elixir" all over your shoes, champ. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040908.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 09 / 2004 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / DANTE: You'll never defeat me, villain! / SHELDON: Oh, but I will, Stickboy! For I have discovered your secret weakness... / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: A glass of milk! / DANTE: No! NO! ...I am defeated. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: ...By a glass of milk? / SHELDON: Stickboy is lactose intolerant. / DANTE: With his dying breath, Stickboy cries out for a glass of soy milk... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040909.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 10 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: AVAST! ...What be this building? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Is it some form of lodging? An inn, perhaps? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Thor's Hammer! I believe it is!! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: I'm not here... I'm not here... / SHELDON: Inkeep! Be there "Lucky Charms" for a weary warrior? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040910.html |
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