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Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 11 / 2005 [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Check out my costume for the Christmas pageant! / GRAMP: Hey! You're playing the star! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Well, A star. Not THE star. / GRAMP: You have more than one star? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Yeah. There are 76 kids, so they had to create extra parts. / There's sheep, cows, camels, a giraffe, two moose... / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: MOOSE? / SHELDON: Yeah. They ran out of costumes. / DANTE: I play the Christmas porpoise who defied the odds to visit the manger.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051211.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 12 / 2005 [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Why buy Sheldon another pet? I'm, like, the coolest pet ever. / GRAMP: You are. But he needs a NORMAL pet! One that just plays and barks and waits by the door. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: He needs a pet that doesn't make fun of him for watching "Stargate". / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: But c'mon... it IS a pretty lame show... / GRAMP: SEE?
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051212.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 13 / 2005 [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: But you CAN'T get Sheldon another pet! Look how cute I am! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: WOOK AT MY SNUG-A-WEE WIDDLE BELLY! IT'S ADOR-WABLE! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: YOU CAN'T WEE-SIST MY SNUG-A-WEE WIDDLE - / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Cwap.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051213.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 14 / 2005 [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: The best way to explain it is CHRISTMAS EVE. As your parents tuck you in, you dream of the pancakes Dad makes the next day. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: You dream of the little marshmallows Mom puts in the cocoa... you dream of Dad putting together your bike, or Mom playing boardgames with you... but... guess who SHELDON dreams of as he falls asleep? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Oh. / GRAMP: And THAT'S why I'm getting him a pet for Christmas.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051214.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 15 / 2005 [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: No kid should be without parents at Christmas. You and I do our best... but that boy needs more love than we can give him. / ARTHUR: Yeah. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Z / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]]
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051215.html
 
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 16 / 2005 [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Checkin' out the manger? / SHELDON: Yeah. Everyone looks so peaceful, don't they? So content? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: It's funny, 'cause the longer I stare at it, the more I start to realize... / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: That you miss your paren - / SHELDON: Camels are FREAKY lookin' things.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051216.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 17 / 2005 [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Wait. Did you just mention my parents?! / ARTHUR: I... was just wondering if you were missing them...? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Missing them...? Why would you think...? / ARTHUR: 'Cause it's Christmas. I figured you'd be thinking of them. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: WELL I AM NOW SHERLOCK! THANKS / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Little help...?
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051217.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 18 / 2005 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: The Christmas pageant with too many kids... / Holy Family: Shepherds! You have come to see the babe in swaddling clothes! / Shepherds: ...Can you scootch over? There are 32 of us to fit onstage. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Joseph: And you, wise men! You have brought such wonderful gifts! / Wise men: We followed the star! / SHELDON: ...All six of us! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Joseph: And you! / The road safety signs so clearly borrowed from our last play! You.. um... you have... / Road Safety Signs: ...Taught us the importance of looking both ways for oncoming camels! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Joseph: And you, porpoise! You have defied the odds to make it here! / DANTE: Bethlehem is 2500 feet above sea level, people. We're REALLY stretching it, here.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051218.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 19 / 2005 [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Sometimes I wonder if my folks would be proud of me. / ARTHUR: Are you kidding? You started your own company, for heaven's sake! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: And you're a billionaire! And you created a talking duck! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Yeah - Mom would've loved you. / ARTHUR: Heh heh heh / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: You would've driven Dad absolutely BONKERS, though. / ARTHUR: Yeah, well, let's focus on Mom, then...
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051219.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 20 / 2005 [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: My life is sorta like Harry Potter's. / We both lost our parents, we both wear big, honkin' glasses, and we both have exciting adventures. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Hey, yeah! And I'm sort of your Dumbledore! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: What? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: ...Your Ron? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: ...Hagrid? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Don't say that super lame house-elf character. / SHELDON: His name is DOBBY.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051220.html
 
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 21 / 2005 [[THE HOUSE (front yard)]] / / [[THE HOUSE (front yard)]] / / [[THE HOUSE (front yard)]] / / [[THE HOUSE (front yard)]] / / [[THE HOUSE (front yard)]] / / [[THE HOUSE (front yard)]] / / [[THE HOUSE (front yard)]] / Letter: Merry Christmas Mom & Dad
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051221.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 22 / 2005 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: You know what would be the perfect pet for Sheldon? ...A chihuahua! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Chihuahuas weigh a lot less than I do, so it'll be kind of a pansy. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Plus, they're ALWAYS shivering, so a chihuahua would look scared as I walk by. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: And this is the perfect pet for Sheldon HOW? / ARTHUR: PLUS, I'm pretty sure I could ride one. Like, to Burger King and stuff.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051222.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 23 / 2005 [[pound]] / (SOUND FX): Woof WOOF woof woof woof / ARTHUR: This was a bad idea... I shouldn't have come to the pound with you. / / [[pound]] / (SOUND FX): Woof Woof / ARTHUR: These dogs are gonna eat me alive / I'm like a surfer with a papercut in shark-infested waters. / / [[pound]] / GRAMP: Will you relax? Dogs don't bug ducks. / / [[pound]] / GRAMP: Oh. Wait. That's what retrievers RETRIEVE, isn't it? / ARTHUR: I'll be here in the lobby, thanks, reading "Highlights" magazine.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051223.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 24 / 2005 [[pound]] / ARTHUR: MRF! MRF! / / [[pound]] / ARTHUR: Mmmmmmmm / / [[pound]] / (SOUND FX): POP! / / [[pound]] / GRAMP: Hoo-kay... what else ya got? / ARTHUR: LIKE, SOMETHING THAT WEIGHS 600 POUNDS LESS?? / (SOUND FX): Snif snif
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051224.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 25 / 2005 [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Really?? FOR ME? How'd you know I wanted one?! / GRAMP: A little birdy told me. / ARTHUR: I actually had very little to do with it. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Is he a pug? / GRAMP: Yep! His name is "Oso" / ARTHUR: ...Means "bear" in Spanish. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: "Bear"? That seems like an odd... / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Name... for such... / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: A little... / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Nevermind. / GRAMP: AIGH! He's piddlin' on my new "George Foreman"! / ARTHUR: Again?
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051225.html
 
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 26 / 2005 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: I think that dog is gonna make Sheldon very happy. / OSO: Hype hype hype hype / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: In fact, this might be the single greatest purchase I've ever made. / OSO: Hype hype hype hyp / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / OSO: Hype hype hype hype / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: I'd like to immediately take that comment back. / ARTHUR: That bark... it's like someone is repeatedly kicking Aaron Neville in the business. / OSO: Hype hype HYPE hype
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051226.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 27 / 2005 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: Hey, look... Oso fell asleep! / ARTHUR: I fall asleep. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: Yeah, but look how cute he is asleep. / ARTHUR: I'M cute. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: This isn't a contest, Arthur. I like you both equally. / ARTHUR: Lookit me! Defying gravity!
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051227.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 28 / 2005 [[THE HOUSE]] / OSO: Hype! Hype! Hype! Hype! Hype! Hype! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / OSO: Hype! Hype! Hype! Hype! Hype! Hype! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / OSO: HRNNN / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: It freaks me out when he inhales. / SHELDON: Like clockwork! ...Every six minutes. / OSO: Hype hyp hy
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051228.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 29 / 2005 [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: New pups always chew up the most valuable thing in the house. / GRAMP: No Oso, NO! Not my leather chair! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: It's a talent, really / SHELDON: Aigh! My Playstation Portable! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: Somehow, SOMEHOW, they know to go straight for the good stuff. / SHELDON: No! Bad dog! Not the Mona Lisa! / ARTHUR: WHY OH WHY did the Louvre put that on loan to our bathroom hallway?!
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051229.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 30 / 2005 [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Hey! There's a new sheriff in town! / ARTHUR: Ma'am. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Ma'am? / (SOUND FX): PTUI!
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051230.html
 
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 31 / 2005 [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Ev'ning. Mah name is Rex Chestington. ...Fastest gun in the West. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Wherever I ride, justice rides with me. I'm as strong and true as the steed upon which I SIT. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: ...'Scuse me, Ma'am. Seems my steed needed to relax-a-tate. / SHELDON: STOP CALLING ME MA'AM!
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051231.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 01 / 2006 [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: SHHHOULD OLD ACQUAINTANSH BE FORGOT... / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Surprisingly powerful drink, isn't it? / ARTHUR: EESH A LITTLE BIT O' HEAVEN. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Television: I'm Ryan Seacrest! And unless you're a 13-year old girl, I've probably driven you nuts by now. ZOW! / GRAMP: If heaven was a non-alcoholic apple cider. / ARTHUR: Oh. ...REALLY? Crud. / SHELDON: Hey - they're about to drop the New Year's ball.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060101.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 02 / 2006 [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Rex Chestington, gunslinger of the old West, is a true man's man. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: He keeps no company... and he has no friends. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: He is an island unto himself. He stops for no man. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: His horse, however, stops EVERY TWENTY DANG SECONDS! / (SOUND FX): Snif snif / (SOUND FX): Snif snif
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060102.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 03 / 2006 [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: It's been a hard day on the trails. Rex Chestington and his horse are bone-tired. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: To ease their weary frames, they head into town... Lookin' fer the one place that can take their mind off the pain: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: The waterin' hole. / / [[THE POND]]
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060103.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 04 / 2006 [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Suddenly, Rex Chestington crosses paths with a deadly mountain lion. / The SAME lion that attacked those cavalry soldiers! / OSO: Grrrr... / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Chestington could run away, but chooses instead to fight! / ...With his bare hands! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: ...Da baddle id quik. / Da moun'den lion id no more. / MMF.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060104.html
 
Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 05 / 2006 [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: What's with the getup? / ARTHUR: Don't mind me, ma'am. Just passin' through. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Passing through? To where? / ARTHUR: Well now, THERE'S the biggest question of all! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Where IS we passing to? To heaven? Some form of hell n' tarnation? This old cowboy just ain't got the answers. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Why do I even start conversations with you? / ARTHUR: All I gots is my chewin' tobbackey and the stars. Thems all the heaven I need, ma'am.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060105.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 06 / 2006 [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: If you ask this ol' cowboy, all them new trains coming 'cross the plains is just bringin' trouble. Too many territories is becomin' states! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Idaho, Wyoming, Utah... ...soon there won't be no place a cowboy can live free! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: We'll all be livin' under Federal law! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: ...And that's when they bring in the black U.N. helicopters... / GRAMP: ALL RIGHT.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060106.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 07 / 2006 [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Hey boy! You wanna go out? / OSO: ? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: DO YA? DO YA, BOY? YA WANNA GO OUT!? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Oh man… THAT’S RIGHT. …Now it’s awkward.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060107.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 08 / 2006 [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Sit! Oso, sit! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Good dog. Beggggg... / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: And speak. SPEAK! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / OSO: Hype! Hype! Hype! / ARTHUR: Good dog! Oso... MARTINI! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: ...Check this out. He hates it when I do this - / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: HEY HEY HEY... Is that olive pitted? / OSO: GRRR
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060108.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 09 / 2006 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / sign: Normal dog / Arrow: Spine / sign: Pug / Arrow: Kiwi-strawberry jell-o squares
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060109.html
 

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