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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 29 / 2002 | [[The House]] / ARTHUR: Who invented that ridiculous "Duck-Duck-Goose" game, anyway? / GRAMP: Spanish aristocrats originally. / / [[The House]] / GRAMP: They played it in the court of Ferdinand and Isabella. But it was called "Arroz Con Pollo" back then. / / [[The House]] / / [[The House]] / ARTHUR: Really? / GRAMP: No... I have no idea where it came from.
/ ...Wanna "Pop Tart"? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020529.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 30 / 2002 | [[THE HOUSE]] / DANTE: >Don't get me wrong here... I love e-mail. / (SOUND FX): tap tap tap / / [[THE HOUSE]] / DANTE: >But I get the feeling it's killing people's ability to interact with one another. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / DANTE: >It's getting to the point where we relate better to a computer than we do face-to-face. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: >I couldn't disagree more... / (SOUND FX): tap tap tap http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020530.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 31 / 2002 | [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / SHELDON: CAREFUL GRAMP! If you combine that PASTA with that ANTI-PASTO, you could rip a hole in the fabric of space itself! / / [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / SHELDON: HA! / / [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / SHELDON: Hoo! That's rich... / / [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / GRAMP: The quiet joy of having raised a Star Trek nerd... / ARTHUR: You must be so proud. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020531.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 01 / 2002 | GRAMP: When I was a kid, I pictured billionare "fat cats" as large, bald men in pin stripe suits... lighting their cigars with dollar bills. / / SHELDON: So you're saying I DON'T fit your image of a billionare fat cat? / GRAMP: YOU'RE TEN YEARS OLD! You forget to wear undies half the time! It's just not right somehow... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020601.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 03 / 2002 | [[Sheldonsoft (Sheldon's Office)]] / ARTHUR: The employees claim they're being worked too hard. Even for the software industry, they think this company overdoes it. / / [[Sheldonsoft (Sheldon's Office)]] / SHELDON: Surely it's not THAT bad. / ARTHUR: They claim it is. / / [[Sheldonsoft (Sheldon's Office)]] / / [[Sheldonsoft (Sheldon's Office)]] / SHELDON: S'pose we COULD give them Sundays off. / ARTHUR: Now that's just silly talk. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020603.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 04 / 2002 | [[Sheldonsoft]] / SHELDON: Says here that employee morale is reeeally low. We need something to boost spirits around here. / ARTHUR: How about "casual dress" Fridays? / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / SHELDON: Arthur, we're a software company. We couldn't get any more "casual."
/ / Sheldonsoft Employee #3: Where's the meeting? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020604.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 05 / 2002 | [[Miscellaneous (Image of the planet Earth)]] / NARRATOR: All over the world, fans are going nuts for World Cup Soccer! / / [[Miscellaneous (crowd scene)]] / NARRATOR: Billions of people are exploding with joy for soccer, soccer, SOCCER!!! / / NARRATOR: NOTHING CAN COMPARE TO IT!! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / NARRATOR: ...Meanwhile, in America: / DANTE: ssssluuurp... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020605.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 06 / 2002 | [[Sheldonsoft]] / NARRATOR: C.F.O.: Chief Financial Officer. Oversees company finances. / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / NARRATOR: C.O.O.: Chief Operating Officer. Oversees company planning and operations. / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / NARRATOR: C.T.O.: Chief Tech Officer. Oversees company technology. / / [[THE POND]] / NARRATOR: C.E.O.: Oversees all of them / ARTHUR: Hey, shouldn't you be at work? / SHELDON: Nah... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020606.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 07 / 2002 | [[Inside (non-specific)]] / GRAMP: Hey there, Mr. Gloomy!
/ How about sharing your problems with a wise elder. Betcha your Gramp can help! / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / SHELDON: Well, I'm trying to expand my company's E-commerce website to include B-to-B transactions, but I can't find a good webmaster that can script in "Perl". / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / GRAMP: Um...... "A PENNY SAVED IS A PENNY EARNED"? / SHELDON: Thank you, o' wise elder. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020607.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 08 / 2002 | [[Sheldonsoft (Exterior)]] / SHELDON: Oh, they said this dark day would come! / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / SHELDON: You try to avoid things like this... to run a company as smoothly as possible... but still, still they come. / ARTHUR: Who? WHO? / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / SHELDON: SALESMEN! Salesmen in the lobby! / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / Salesperson: Ask yourself: "Are my stapler needs fulfilled?" / SHELDON: ...Run, Duck! RUN! / ARTHUR: I want my bear! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020608.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 10 / 2002 | [[Sheldonsoft]] / Salesperson: You're definitely gonna want this baby. The X-9000 is a web-based copier/fax/printer/phone system that interfaces with your company's network. / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / Salesperson: ...and it makes corn dogs. / (SOUND FX): ding! / SHELDON: HEY NOW... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020610.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 11 / 2002 | [[Sheldonsoft]] / SHELDON: I would love to stay for your sales pitch, Jim, but I've gotta get to a... uh... meeting. / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / SHELDON: So instead, I'll be handing you over to our VERY CAPABLE vice president of product purchasing. / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / ARTHUR: ...so what is this "FAX" machine you speak of? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020611.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 12 / 2002 | [[Sheldonsoft]] / ARTHUR: The empoyees are mad about the bonuses you gave out. / SHELDON: What? Why? / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / ARTHUR: Sheldon, you gave out cans of frozen juice concentrate. / SHELDON: Yeah. / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / ARTHUR: ...and you wrote, "Enjoy this berry berry big bonus" on the card. / SHELDON: See now, THAT'S what sold the joke... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020612.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 13 / 2002 | [[Sheldonsoft]] / SHELDON: Attention Sheldonsoft! ...Good news this year regarding bonuses! / / [[Sheldonsoft (Exterior)]] / SHELDON: Because of our huge financial success, every employee will get 15 delicious "Snickers" bars. / / [[Sheldonsoft (Exterior)]] / / [[Sheldonsoft (Sheldon's Office)]] / Sheldonsoft employee: But I ... I have children. / SHELDON: Oo! Good point! Arthur, 20 "Snickers" for this gent. / Sheldonsoft employee #2: I quit! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020613.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 14 / 2002 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Hey--what are you doing inside?!? You've got yardwork chores to do. / SHELDON: Got it covered. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Well it better not be your danged accounting dept. doing the work again. / SHELDON: Oh heck no! Gosh... / / [[THE HOUSE (back yard)]] http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020614.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 15 / 2002 | [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / Sheldonsoft employee: Sheldon, sir? Can I talk to you for a minute? / SHELDON: Sure, Ted. What's up? / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / Sheldonsoft employee: As you know, I was hired as a tax lawyer to work on Sheldonsoft's international business. But now, I'm doing YOUR household dusting! / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / SHELDON: Yes, but not too well, Ted. ...You missed a spot. / Sheldonsoft employee: I'M 56!! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020615.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 17 / 2002 | ARTHUR: Well, I'm off. Time to fly south for the winter! / SHELDON: "Fly south"? YOU?!? You don't even know where "south" is... / / ARTHUR: What? How dare you! You have insulted my honor, sir! I... I demand satisfaction! / SHELDON: And it's June... you do realize that? / / / [[THE HOUSE (living room)]] / ARTHUR: ...and that's when I decided to come watch TV with you. / GRAMP: Smart move. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020617.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 18 / 2002 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Well, lookee here! A big, dumb cat - stuck in a tree! / / ARTHUR: Hey, dumb cat! How big a doofus are you, getting stuck in a tree? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Apparently not as big a doofus as I am / SHELDON: Apparently. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020618.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 19 / 2002 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Look at that cat staring at me from the lawn. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: He's been sitting there all day, glaring at me with his evil little eyes. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: His eyes are closed, you moron. He's asleep!! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Oh for heaven's sake... I need glasses.
/ / SHELDON: He's not even facing this way! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020619.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 20 / 2002 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: You're goin' down, cat! I'm gonna tear you apart! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: You're gonna eat "Tender Vittles" through a straw when I'm done with you! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: You'd be so much more impressive if you said that outside. / ARTHUR: Boo-ya kitty! Boo-ya!! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020620.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 21 / 2002 | ARTHUR: That cat is gonna rue the day she met me! She's never met a duck as fierce as me! / / ARTHUR: She's gonna-- Cough Koff Cough Kaff Cough / / ARTHUR: Cough Cough Coug / / SHELDON: Imm-pressive. / ARTHUR: Lozenge! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020621.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 22 / 2002 | [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: Zee cat, she eez destined for trouble. / SHELDON: What? / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: Zee cat!! She eez des-teened for trouble! I must deestroy zis cat!! / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: Why are you speaking in a French accent? / ARTHUR: EET EEZ ZEE CAT! ...ZEE CAT MAKES ME SO VERRY PASH-O-NET! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020622.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 24 / 2002 | ARTHUR: Sheldon says my fight with the cat is "like the Hatfields and McCoys" ... Who the heck are the Hatfields and McCoys ? / / GRAMP: They were competing manufacturers of dental floss in the 1970s. They fought like mad over whose dental floss was better. / / / ARTHUR: I never know when to trust you. / GRAMP: "DEATH BY FLOSS" was the fateful newspaper headline... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020624.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 25 / 2002 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / DANTE: You know what the best part of summer is? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: What? / DANTE: ...This is our "to do" list. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020625.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 26 / 2002 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: I don't think my generation will ever understand your generation's love of video games. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: You kids get wrapped up for days in these electronic worlds. / SHELDON: ...And what's wrong with that? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / DANTE: Behold my power! I have conquered the tenth level! ...The Elf Princess and the Sword of Light are mine! / GRAMP: Well, you become little dorks, for one thing. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020626.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 27 / 2002 | DANTE: You don't look so good. / SHELDON: I am Morlorg! Master of the Norg realm! / / SHELDON: I come to vanquish my foes and steal their treasure. / / / DANTE: You gotta lay off that video game... / SHELDON: I'm on level ten!! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020627.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 28 / 2002 | [[THE HOUSE]] / (SOUND FX): ZAP! POW! POW! ZAP! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / (SOUND FX): ZAP! ZAP! POW! ZAP! POW! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / (SOUND FX): ZAP! KERPOW! ZAP! POW! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / DANTE: That game is frying your brain... / SHELDON: I'm fine! Bring me some nachos! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020628.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 29 / 2002 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: I've been asked to throw out the first pitch at baseball's All-Star game. / ARTHUR: You're kidding me. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: No seriously! Look, here's the invitation... / ARTHUR: Lemme see that ... / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Why is "Mr T" crossed out and "Sheldon" written in? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: OKAY, YES ... That does technically cheapen it, but still... / ARTHUR: And HOW is Mr. T so busy he COULDN'T make it? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020629.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 01 / 2002 | [[Outer Space]] / ARTHUR: They say the universe is constantly expanding. / / [[Outer Space]] / ARTHUR: Imagine that! Constantly growing! Constantly getting bigger! / / [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom)]] / GRAMP: Can we talk about this later? / ARTHUR: You'd think something that vast couldn't GET any bigger. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020701.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 02 / 2002 | [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: The Grandfather's Approach / GRAMP: Dang It! Why won't this stereo work?!? I just bought it yesterday!! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Technology is ridiculous! Too Complicated! Too many buttons! What we need are simple machines that can- / / [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: The Grandson's Approach / SHELDON: ...Why is this unplugged? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020702.html |
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