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Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 11 / 2007 [[Outdoors]] / ARTHUR: C'mon... just tell me one thing about the future. / Future Arthur: I can't! It'll break the timeline!... Like a butterfly! / / [[Outdoors]] / ARTHUR: ... A what? / Future Arthur: You know... the "butterfly" thing. A butterfly flaps its wings in Florida, and as a result, a fat guy trips in Moscow. / / [[Outdoors]] / ARTHUR: What? / Future Arthur: I can't tell you stuff, basically. ...It'll ruin the future. / / [[Outdoors]] / ARTHUR: There's gotta be ONE THING you can tell me that won't ruin the future. / / [[Outdoors]] / Future Arthur: / / [[Outdoors]] / rock: / Future Arthur: Fine. "Heroes" starts to fall apart in Season Three. / ARTHUR: (Gasp!) ...It's "Lost" all over again!
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071111.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 12 / 2007 [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Future Arthur: I only have a few seconds left, so let me apologize for coming back in time. / / ARTHUR: / / Future Arthur: For one thing, because you remind me how old I'm looking... But mainly because I can't tell you anything about the future. / ARTHUR: / OH COME ON. ...You can't tell me ONE useful thing? / / Future Arthur: / Next week? At that wedding you're going to? ...Don't tryyyyy the veeeeeal / ARTHUR:
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071112.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 13 / 2007 [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (Rocks)]] / Portal to the future: / ARTHUR: Hey! Future-Me is leaving without sharing his secret. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: There is no way he's getting away with that! I gotta go after him! I gotta follow him to the future! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (Rocks)]] / Portal to the future: / ARTHUR: 1.21 jigawatts, baby! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (Rocks)]] / Portal to the future: Thoop! / ARTHUR: Whaaaaaaaat a hack referennnnnce
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071113.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 14 / 2007 [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / (SOUND FX): zzzr! zzzr! / / (SOUND FX): POOF! / ARTHUR: / / ARTHUR: / Wow! It's the future! I'm in the future! / / / ARTHUR: Wonder what year it is? Everything looks the same! / / ARTHUR: Hey! Even Flaco looks the same! / Lizard (not Flaco): / squee! squee squee squee! / / ARTHUR: / You're ...NOT Flaco? ...But you look just like him! / Lizard (not Flaco): / squee squee squee squee squee / / ARTHUR: / His son? You're his SON? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (Rocks, shrubbery, tree)]] / ARTHUR: ...Imagine that! He had a child! / Lizard (not Flaco): / Lizards:
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071114.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 15 / 2007 [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (Rocks)]] / Lizards: / ARTHUR: Well my goodness! Hello Ringo, Tom-Tom, Pavlov, Ipswich, T-Bone, Hamhock, Gunkle and Patsy Cline. It's nice to meet you all! / Lizard (not Flaco): / / Lizard (not Flaco): squee squee squee? / / ARTHUR: Oh, I mean, RIGHT. Of course I've met you before. After all, I'm your grand-huh huh huh... / / ARTHUR: Your GRANhurm ha hooo / / / ARTHUR: Your Hoom ha ha Hoooo / / / ARTHUR: Your Dad's dad. / Lizard (not Flaco):
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071115.html
 
Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 16 / 2007 [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (field)]] / Flaco's children: / ARTHUR: Come on, everyone! We gotta find your dad - he'll know what to do! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (field)]] / Flaco's children: / ARTHUR: Let's jump in your futuristic hover car or hover bike or hover boat and look for him! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (field)]] / ARTHUR: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (field)]] / ARTHUR: Or...I guess...we could just walk... / Flaco's children: Squee! / ARTHUR: ...I suppose / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (field)]] / Flaco's children: / ARTHUR: ...Dang.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071116.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 17 / 2007 [[Outdoors]] / Flaco's children: / ARTHUR: Really? Sheldon's gettin' a doctorate at Yale? Well slap my fanny! Good for him! / / ARTHUR: Phwoo... I still can't believe I've travelled 15 years into the future! Everything and everyone is so different! / / ARTHUR: Oh man... Poor Oso must be old and tired by now. Even pugs calm down, eventually. / / OSO: sssssssssSSSSSSLURP! slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp / ARTHUR: [thinking] ...or not.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071117.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 18 / 2007 [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (field)]] / Flaco's children: / OSO: / ARTHUR: Come on guys hop on up! Let's go look for your Dad! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (field)]] / OSO: / Flaco's children: Squee Squee squee squee squee / ARTHUR: What do you mean "we all can't fit"! Sure we can, I'll show you! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (field)]] / Flaco's children: / ARTHUR: / OSO:
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071118.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 19 / 2007 [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: I'm telling you the truth, Future-Flaco. This IS me, but it's a me from 15 years ago. / Future Flaco: Squee squee SQUEE??? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Not, it's not a joke! I know it sounds weird, but sometimes weird things happen. I'm from the past, and I need your help. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Future Flaco: squee squee squee squee squee! / ARTHUR: THANK YOU! Thank you thank you thank you / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: ...and hey - congratulations on becoming an Admiral in the Bulgarian Navy. / Future Flaco: Squee.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071119.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 20 / 2007 [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Admiral's Outift: / ARTHUR: How does a lizard become an admiral in the Bulgarian Navy, anyway? / FLACO: Squee.... / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Admiral's Outift: / FLACO: Squee / Squee / Squee... / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Admiral's Outift: / FLACO: SQUEEEEEE / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Admiral's Outift: / FLACO: Squee! / Squee! / Squee! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Admiral's Outift: / FLACO: SQUEEE / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Admiral's Outift: / Broken Heart: / FLACO: SQUEE / SQUEE / SQUEE / SQUEE / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Broken Heart: / FLACO: squee. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (field)]] / Broken Heart: / tear: / ARTHUR: That's...The most beautiful story I've ever heard. / FLACO: SQUEE.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071120.html
 
Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 21 / 2007 [[Outdoors]] / ARTHUR: By the way... Have you seen Future Me? What's with his doofy hair!? / FLACO: squee squee squee squee / / ARTHUR: HA! You're right! He DOES look like a game-show host! I guess I become a bit of a dork. / FLACO: "Squee?" / / ARTHUR: [annoyed] Yes, I did mean "become". ..."Become" was the exact word I wanted to use. "BECOME" / FLACO: [placating] squee-squee squee-squee
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071121.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 22 / 2007 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: Meet Jack McCloud, head of marketing for the cranberry industry / Marketing Executive: / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: All year long, Jack tries desperately to get people to eat cranberries... but to no avail. / Marketing Executive: [to shoppers] Cranberries? Can of cranberries? ...Cranberries? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: But for one special day each year, Jack meets his sales quota / Marketing Executive: / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: Thanksgiving: keeping the cranberry industry alive for one more year / Child (generic) 1: Daddy? Can I have a pony? / Marketing Executive: Susie, today you can have 7 ponies.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071122.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 23 / 2007 [[Outdoors]] / Future Arthur: YOU?? You followed me forward in time?? / ARTHUR: Yep! "Back to the Future," so to speak. / FLACO: *groan* / / Future Arthur: Look, I CAN'T tell you what happens in the future. Sheldon was strict about that. / / ARTHUR: But I'm IN the future now. You might as well tell me. / / Future Arthur: No no no no no -- Flaco, do you have your iHoloprojector on you? We need to call Sheldon about this. / FLACO: squee / ARTHUR: We don't need to call Sheldon. JUST TELL ME WHAT THE CRISIS IS. / / / Future Arthur: Fine! The crisis is a date! Or was a date! ...with Shakira. / ARTHUR: A date with Shakira? oh man oh man oh man / / ARTHUR: This is gonna be rad! / Future Arthur: You mean "this was gonna be rad." / / Future Arthur: Or wait... "This will have been gonna be rad?" / / Future Arthur: "...This was gonna be rad, were that radness to have been?" / / ARTHUR: "This will have been rad, were it to-- / Future Arthur: WE BLEW THE DATE, ALL RIGHT?
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071123.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 24 / 2007 [[Outdoors]] / Future Arthur: You've ruined the space-time continuum, you know that? / ARTHUR: How? By learning about a dinner-date? Big whoop. / / Future Arthur: No! Because you can't go back in time, now! / FLACO: / ARTHUR: I'll be hush-hush about it. It's not a big deal. / / Future Arthur: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. ...You can't go back in time BECAUSE I'VE DESTROYED THE TIME MACHINE. / FLACO: SKA-WEEeeeeeeeeeeeeee / ARTHUR: OK, seriously, you gotta dial back the dramatic reaction, Flaco. Not helpin'
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071124.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 25 / 2007 [[Outdoors]] / Time Machine: / Future Arthur: Look, I completely DESTROYED the time machine. It can't be fixed. You're stuck here. / ARTHUR: Not to worry. I'll just remember this exact date and time, then travel back here with a time machine. / / / Future Arthur: No, you don't get it. The machine was destroyed. It won't work now, and won't work in some distant future. / / ARTHUR: ...But what if it's an Arthur from the PAST who comes to get me? / / Future Arthur: That makes no sense. How would a past Arthur even know to-- / (SOUND FX): POOF / / ARTHUR: Good ol' Deus Ex Machina, to the rescue. / Future Arthur: / ARTHUR: [holding time machine] Let's blow this popsicle stand.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071125.html
 
Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 26 / 2007 [[Outdoors]] / NARRATOR: Epilogue / (SOUND FX): POOF! / Future Arthur: So long! Farewell! Auf wiedersehen, goodbye! / Future Gramp: Who are you talking to, Duck? / / Future Arthur: Oh... A time-travelling version of me from the past. / Future Gramp: Time travel, eh? That stuff sure is amazing. / / Future Arthur: / Future Gramp: / / Future Arthur: / Future Gramp: / / Future Arthur: Not as amazing as our nano-technology hair. / Future Gramp: Oh HECK NO. I have 48% more bounce since just yesterday.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071126.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 27 / 2007 NARRATOR: LOST MOMENTS FROM "The Lord of the Rings" / / Treebeard: Some call me "Treebeard" / Merry: ...How come you sound EXACTLY like Gimli? / Pippin: A budget this size... and we couldn't hire one more voice actor?
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071127.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 28 / 2007 NARRATOR: Lost moments from "The Lord of the Rings" / / [[Middle Earth]] / Gandalf: YOU! SHALL! NOT! PASS! / / Samwise Gamgee: Um, sorry to interrupt. Dropped my keys on the bridge as we were runnin'. / Gandalf: [halted mid-roar] / / Samwise Gamgee: I'll just >>erngh<< scootch by here... won't be a sec... / Gandalf: / / Samwise Gamgee: Got 'em! My bad! Sorry! sorry sorry sorry / Gandalf: / / Gandalf: / / Gandalf: ...you shall not pass...?!
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071128.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 29 / 2007 NARRATOR: Lost moments from "The Lord of the Rings" / / [[Middle Earth (Mountaintop)]] / Legolas: I can see the orcs. They are a full-day's march ahead of us. Also... WOW. I can see my house from here! MAN... that mail is pilin' up. / Gimli: [*eye roll*]
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071129.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 30 / 2007 NARRATOR: Lost moments from "The Lord of the Rings" / / [[Middle Earth]] / Samwise Gamgee: What manner of creature are you, Tom Bombadil? / Tom Bombadil: Hey dol! Merry dol! Ring a dong dillo! Ring a ding! Hop along! Fal lal the willow! / / Tom Bombadil: Springberry! Goldberry! Ring a ding derry! If you ask me then I'll say--.. / / Tom Bombadil: / / [[Middle Earth]] / Tom Bombadil: Um... My cat's name is Larry / Cat: mow / Samwise Gamgee: Boo. / Frodo: Boo! / Pippin: Man! Now I see why they cut him from the movie. / Merry: At least he stopped hoppin' around.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071130.html
 
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 01 / 2007 NARRATOR: Lost moments from "The Lord of the Rings" / / [[Middle Earth (Mount Doom)]] / rock: / Samwise Gamgee: >>cough<< >>cough cough<< Well... this is the end, Master Frodo... / Frodo: HA! You wish! We still have six more fade-to-blacks, two more false endings, and forty-five minutes of movie to burn through.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071201.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 02 / 2007 [[THE HOUSE]] / cake: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: I contort while eating a torte. I contort while eating a torte, while practicing tort law. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / cake: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: At this resort which features torte, I contort to practice tort. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / cake: / GRAMP: What? / ARTHUR: I report your retort with a snort- while I cavort at my resort of torte, practicing tort! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / cake: / GRAMP: Please Stop / ARTHUR: I do not support your short attempt to thwart the contorted report of snorts. I shall continue my sport of cavorting with tort at this resort of torte. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / cake: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: In fact, your mental fort of sorts, wherein you distort the... um... / / [[THE HOUSE]] / cake: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: ... the teleport... of a... police escort... / / [[THE HOUSE]] / cake: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: / / [[THE HOUSE]] / cake: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: ...dang.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071202.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 03 / 2007 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: The Christmas season is upon us! Which means it's time for Flaco's annual performance of "Carol of the Bells" / FLACO: *ahem* / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / FLACO: SQUEE squee squee squee, SQUEE squeesqueesquee / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / FLACO: SQUEE squee squee squee, SQUEE squee squee squee, SQUEE squee squee squee, SQUEE squee squee squee / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / FLACO: SQUEE squee squee squee... / NARRATOR: (...this goes on for what feels like 700 years)
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071203.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 04 / 2007 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: So what's the plan this year, fellas? Should we go with a fake Christmas tree, or a real one? / SHELDON: Real / ARTHUR: Fake. / FLACO: Squee / / GRAMP: What'd he vote? / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: "Fake" / FLACO: SQUEE. / / GRAMP: ...He said "fake"? / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: Yep. Flaco, hush. He said "fake" / FLACO: squeesqueesquee squeesqueesquee squeesqueesquee squee SQUEE squee squee squeesquee SQUEE squeesqueesqueesquee squeesqueesqueesquee squeesqueesqueesquee squeesqueesqueesquee SQUEE squeesqueesquee squeesqueesquee squeesqueesquee squeesqueesquee squeesqueesquee
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071204.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 05 / 2007 Christmas Tree: / Christmas Tree: / NARRATOR: The great Christmas debate ...Go with a real tree... or a fake? / NARRATOR: Smells like pine / NARRATOR: Smells like Pine-Sol spilled on pleather pants / NARRATOR: Requires water / NARRATOR: Requires Wal-Mart / NARRATOR: Requires a 17-year old to put it on your car / NARRATOR: Requires 17 hours to find all the pieces from last year / NARRATOR: Nothing says "Christmas" like a Christmas tree / NARRATOR: Nothing says "Christmas" like polypropylene shaped like a Christmas tree / NARRATOR: ADDED BONUS! ...If you own a dog, both come with this feature. / OSO:
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071205.html
 
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 06 / 2007 NARRATOR: Decorating a Christmas tree involves 4 distinct steps / / [[THE HOUSE]] / boxes: / NARRATOR: 1. Searching behind umpteen thousand boxes for the decorations / GRAMP: Hey! I think we found your baby shoes! / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: Huzzah. / / boxes: / Planks: / NARRATOR: 2. Working out an overly complicated system to get the decorations out. / GRAMP: ...I'll send 'em down a chute of 2x4's. / ARTHUR: This reeks of bad decision-making. / / NARRATOR: 3. Cleaning up the resulting mess / GRAMP: Not one thing. Don't say one thing. / ARTHUR: What could I possibly say to the captain of the luge team? / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / Table: / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: 4. Agreeing to "tackle the rest of it tomorrow", and making Fluffernutter sandwiches instead. / ARTHUR: ...get it? Luge?
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071206.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 07 / 2007 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Radio: / SHELDON: Every year, the current crop of popstars try desperately to cash in on Christmas. ...But their songs are terrible. / / SHELDON: Like Fergie's Christmas album... / Radio: "Santaaa, don't let people find out I'm forty niiiiiiine" / / SHELDON: Or Linkin Park... / Radio: "Santaaaa, bring me a tough-guy scowl, 'cus I only weigh 98 pounds"... / / SHELDON: Or Nick Lachey... / Radio: "Santaaa, make me a trophy husband agaaain this year" / / SHELDON: Or the "High School Musical" Christmas album, which doesn't even try to be a Christmas album... / Radio: "Disneyyy is gonna milk this property for all it's worrrth..."
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071207.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 08 / 2007 [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / Radio: / GRAMP: Wassamatter? I heard you screaming. / ARTHUR: AIGH! "Christmas Shoes" is on the radio! / / GRAMP: Is that the song about the boy buying shoes for his dying mom? / ARTHUR: YES. ...and I weep whenever I hear it. / / ARTHUR: Christmas songs are supposed to be about joy and peace on Earth. They aren't supposed to make you sob uncontrollably! / / GRAMP: ...You really sob uncontrollably? / ARTHUR: YES. ...or, sometimes, I bust out laughing. I can never decide if it's the most tragic or the most patently ridiculous song I've ever heard...
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071208.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 09 / 2007 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / tu-tu: / spatula: / Viking Helmet: / ARTHUR: Who... who are YOU? / The Living Embodiment of Wikipedia: Huzzah! It is I! The living embodiment of Wikipedia! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Viking Helmet: / The Living Embodiment of Wikipedia: I contain ALL human knowledge! (...provided we're speaking about 1980's sci-fi shows.) / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Viking Helmet: / The Living Embodiment of Wikipedia: And my skolarship is superb! Iz the best! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / tu-tu: / Viking Helmet: / spatula: / ARTHUR: Wow. You really ARE wikipedia. / The Living Embodiment of Wikipedia: Wanna hear 10,000 useless facts about "Battlestar Galactica"? / ...I gots 'em all!
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071209.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 10 / 2007 The Living Embodiment of Wikipedia: / ARTHUR: Really? That's the living embodiment of Wikipedia? / SHELDON: Ask him any question, and he'll give you the clearest answer he can. / / ARTHUR: Wikipedia: What year did W.W.I end? / The Living Embodiment of Wikipedia: 1918. / / The Living Embodiment of Wikipedia: No! Wait! Sources need to be cited: It's unproven that Optimus Prime could beat Darth Vader in hand-to-hand combat. / / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: Wow. Yeah. That's Wikipedia all right. / The Living Embodiment of Wikipedia: Comments section: You suksorz. Prime be rollin' Vader. No question...
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/071210.html
 

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