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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 12 / 2008 | NARRATOR: All mammals have the ability to tell their "pack" when they're in pain / Zebra: Neee hee hee heeee / / NARRATOR: A cry, a howl, a whimper, or even a shortness of breath can signal an animal's dire need. / wolf: Hawwooooooo...
/ / / NARRATOR: Unfortunately for pugs, they sound like this EVERY WAKING MOMENT. / GRAMP: Are you dying? ...or happy? I honestly can't tell. / OSO: glorng glorng eeeeega skeeeerowlummg. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080312.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 13 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Scottish scientist James Taggart: / Pug: / NARRATOR: In 1873, Scottish scientist James Taggart invented a "perpetual motion" machine powered solely by his pug, "Lord Numpty Bint." / / [[Perpetual motion workshop]] / Perpetual motion machine: / Pug: Hype! Hype! Hype! Hype! / NARRATOR: It was a smashing success! 836 hours of non-stop, frenetic, kinetic energy / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Perpetual motion machine: / Pug: / NARRATOR: Until nappers http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080313.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 14 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: / OSO: / NARRATOR: The Animal Mind Is Amazing In Its Ability To Learn. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: / OSO: / NARRATOR: With An Eye Toward Survival, It Can Adapt To New Sounds In Any Environment. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: / OSO: / NARRATOR: Which Sounds Mean Danger? Which Are Familiar? Which Sounds Represent Food? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Bag of Triple-Salted Chocolate Fatlings: / FLACO: / OSO: / NARRATOR: ... More Specifically, Which Sounds Represent A Bag of "Triple-Salted Chocolate Fatlings"? / GRAMP: 'OW DID U GUYD HEAR DA BAG FUM OUT-TIDE? / ARTHUR: The Animal Mind. Amazing Thing Apparently. GIMMIE TEN. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080314.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 15 / 2008 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: / / [[Bathroom]] / toilet: / GRAMP: I went to use the bathroom, and a huge sunbeam was streaming through the window onto the seat. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: It was a perfectly warmed seat for my toosh! What a treat! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: ...It is decided! I shall make it a date! 2:30 everyday! / ARTHUR: BUH http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080315.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 16 / 2008 | [[Outdoors stopped at a red traffic light]] / / [[Car]] / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: green. / / [[Car waiting at a red traffic light]] / ARTHUR: C'mon...green. / / [[Car waiting at a red traffic light]] / ARTHUR: Green Green Green Green Green Green Green Green Green Green Green Green Green Green Green / / [[Waiting at a red traffic light that just turned green]] / / [[Car]] / ARTHUR: Daddy's tryin' "The Secret" / GRAMP: Daddy's a massive dork. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080316.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 17 / 2008 | Sombrero: / mustache: / ARTHUR: Hola Señora. ¿Como Estas?
/ Translated: Hello Ma'am. How are You? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Clothes: Wig: / ARTHUR: ¡Ay, Dios Mio! ¡Es el Hombre mas guapo del mundo!
/ Translated: Oh My God!. It's the Most Handsome man in the world! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Sombrero: / mustache: / ARTHUR: Sí, Señora. Soy El Hombre mas guapo del mundo.
/ Translated: Yes Ma'am. I am the most handsome man in the world. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Clothes: Wig: / ARTHUR: Y tiene músculos del acero, y ojos como el azul del cielo.
/ Translated: And you have muscles of steel, and eyes as the blue sky. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Sombrero: / mustache: / ARTHUR: Sí Señora. Es Verdad.
/ Yes, Ma'am. It is True. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Clothes: Wig: / ARTHUR: ¿Pero...señor? ¿Por qué tienes cinco lechugas?
/ Translated: But...Sir? Why do you have 5 lettuces? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Sombrero: / mustache: / Lettuce: / Clothes: Wig: / ARTHUR: No Es un misterio,
/ Señora. Me Encanta lechuga.
/ Translated: It's not a mystery, Ma'am. I Love Lettuce. / SHELDON: STOP BEING WEIRD! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080317.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 18 / 2008 | [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / Lamp: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Hey-HEY! There he is, ladies and gents! The lizard that went to space! / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / Lamp: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: He's fought a bear! Piloted a plane! And ran his own TV show! / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / Lamp: / ARTHUR: And now... the whole world awaits HIS MOST AMAZING TASK YET! / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / Lamp: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Can he... go into the kitchen and fix his dad a sammich? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080318.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 19 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / orange: / SHELDON: You won't like it, Oso... it's an orange. / OSO: Hype! Hype! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / orange: / SHELDON: FINE! But you're not gonna like it! / OSO: Hype! hype! hype! hype! hype! hype! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / orange: / OSO: chew! chew! ch-* / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / orange: / OSO: ptui! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / orange: / OSO: BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! / SHELDON: I love you, man. But you're dumber than snot. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080319.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 20 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (Rocks)]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Get out a pad of paper, Flaco. We need to do a cost-benefit analysis of Zoroastrianism. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (Rocks)]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Positive: Coolest name ever for a religion. / Negative: Trickiest spelling ever for a religion. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (Rocks)]] / ARTHUR: Positive: The name would make an awesome triple-word score in Scrabble. / Negative: ...but do you even have enough letters to make that word? Would you have to build off "roast"? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (Rocks)]] / ARTHUR: Positive: The name sounds like a planet from "Star Wars" / Negative: ...but not one of the cool planets. It's more of a "Tatooine" than a Wookiee homeworld. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (Rocks)]] / ARTHUR: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (Rocks)]] / ARTHUR: ...am I ruining a serious religious discussion by mentioning the Wookiee homeworld? / FLACO: squee http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080320.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 21 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: / GRAMP: No no no. Where'd you get that idea? ...It's called "Zoroastrianism" because they follow Zoroaster. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (tree)]] / swings: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: I owe you a fiver. ...Turns out it ain't "Zorro" http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080321.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 22 / 2008 | [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / [[Kitchen (near Counter)]] / egg: / spoon: / cup: / FLACO: / SHELDON: Here's how it works, Flaco.
/ You put a hard-boiled Easter Egg on a spoon, and you dip it in the coloring mix. / / [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / [[Kitchen (near Counter)]] / spoon: / cup: / egg: / FLACO: / SHELDON: But....* then the egg falls off the spoon.
/ dang. / / [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / [[Kitchen]] / spoon: / egg: / cup: / FLACO: / SHELDON: So you spend the next ten minutes trying to fish the egg out with your fingers
/ and… the… spoon... / / [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / [[Kitchen (near Counter)]] / egg: / cup: / SHELDON: / FLACO: / / [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / [[Kitchen (near Counter)]] / egg: / cup: / SHELDON: / FLACO: / / [[Store (next to dessert display case, Shop Rite)]] / basket: / FLACO: / SHELDON: ...So we pick up a pack of plastic eggs that the nice folks in Shanghai made us. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080322.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 23 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / radio tower on globe: / NARRATOR: A Crotchley Labs filmed cinema movie copy-right 1955 / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Peeps: / NARRATOR: Ever wondered where marshmallow "peeps" come from?...Crotchley labs knows! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / hammer and sickle: / Baby: / NARRATOR: The post-war baby boom brought millions of "li'l treasures" into our lives. / mother from the 50's: "Bad"! "Bad"! ...Say it with mommy!- "Bad!" / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / tire: / Baby: chew chew chew / NARRATOR: tire from a decommissioned WWII-jeep / NARRATOR: and all those little ones needed candy! (...or a candy-like substance) / / Peeps: / NARRATOR: So, Crotchley labs took sawdust, quicklime, elephant tusks, and high grade Mexican cement to make PEEPS! / Man (Old): mm-mm! Boy howdy! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / United States outline: / NARRATOR: Yes, All American "peeps" The classic Easter treat that's 16% "food" to eat! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080323.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 24 / 2008 | [[Grocery Store]] / ARTHUR: / GRAMP: Look at that! Ten-gallon drums of maple syrup!! / / [[Grocery Store]] / GRAMP: And that's just one pallet of ten-gallon drums in one superstore! / / [[Grocery Store]] / GRAMP: Imagine all the ten-gallon drums in all the superstores in all the world! / / [[Grocery Store]] / Shopping cart: / 10 gallon drum of maple syrup: / GRAMP: Lordy! How much maple syrup you think there is in the world?? / ARTHUR: Upwards of ten gallons. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080324.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 25 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: Hey, what're you doing up? It's 11 pm! / SHELDON: It's Oso Gramp! He's not in the house! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: He's run away! He's run away and now he's stuck under a log and...and there are wolves! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: / SHELDON: and...and a roving band of carnies will find him and adopt him and take him on the road! We gotta find him!! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / GRAMP: Man. Dogs are 50% wonderful, and 50% wishin' you got a dang fish. / SHELDON: Oso! Bark twice if you've been captured by carnies! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080325.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 26 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (night)]] / NARRATOR: Emotions tend to build when you're looking for a lost dog. / SHELDON: Oso! I'm sorry I yelled at you for piddlin' on my iPod! Come Home! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (night, tree)]] / NARRATOR: And After an hour or two of looking, your vocabulary becomes more glowing. / SHELDON: Please! You're the bestest dog! bestest ever! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (night, shrubbery)]] / NARRATOR: .. And more glowing ... / SHELDON: No dog has ever been perfecter! You're the platonic ideal of dogs! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (night)]] / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: until it becomes flat-out hyperbole / SHELDON: He's every-thing I dream of being! ... Think of all his charity work! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080326.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 27 / 2008 | [[THE HOUSE (at night, front door)]] / GRAMP: HEY! YOU AND FLACO NEED TO COME HELP! THE DOG'S LOST. / ARTHUR: ...HE IS? / / Flashlight: / GRAMP: YES...NOW C'MON! GRAB FLACO AND LET'S GO! / ARTHUR: BUT FLACO'S NOT HERE! IT'S THURSDAY NIGHT! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (night)]] / Flashlight: / ARTHUR: THURSDAY NIGHTS ARE HIS YOGA NIGHTS. YOU KNOW THIS. / GRAMP: I DO? / / [[Yoga studio]] / yoga mat: / FLACO: squeeee http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080327.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 28 / 2008 | [[Outside at night]] / Flashlight: / GRAMP: We've Been Searching for Two Hours Buddy. We'll have to Start Again in the Morning. / SHELDON: But He's Still Out There Gramp! / / [[Outside at night]] / GRAMP: He'll Be Ok. He's A ...Smart Dog. ...And It's One in the Morning. (Thought bubbles - Sigh ; Pug in bubble with text Hype, hype, hype) / / [[Outside at night]] / GRAMP: I'm Sorry Buddy. Shel, It's way, way past your bedtime. / SHELDON: But Gramp! But! But! / / [[Bedroom]] / Bed: / SHELDON: Sometimes I want to punch bedtime in the cakehole. / ARTHUR: Bedtime gets that a lot. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080328.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 29 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / yoga mat: / ARTHUR: Flaco! You're back! / FLACO: Squee. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / yoga mat: / ARTHUR: Oso's missing! He's run away! / FLACO: Squee?! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: We'll have to search yard-by-yard and-- / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Airplane: / FLACO: ...Squee? / ARTHUR: ...no man, NO. Not every situation calls for you bustin' out your little plane. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080329.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 30 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background) (Narration Panel)]] / money: / NARRATOR: By its very nature, printed money needs to look SERIOUS / / [[nonspecific (white background) (Narration Panel)]] / money: / NARRATOR: A somber look, somber feel, somber theme and somber presentation... All of that reinforces the "seriousness" of a country's money system / / [[nonspecific (white background) (Narration Panel)]] / money: / NARRATOR: But not every country chooses that path / / [[nonspecific (white background) (Narration Panel)]] / money: / NARRATOR: ...we're lookin' at YOU, Australia http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080330.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 31 / 2008 | [[sidewalk]] / Woman (Old): / GRAMP: Excuse me, ma'am - have you seen a hyperactive pug around here? / / [[sidewalk]] / GRAMP: He was most likely barking at a cat. Or...um...a rock. Or things only his brain conjures. / / [[sidewalk]] / GRAMP: He um...likes chewin' on trash bags. And he answers to "Oso" / / [[sidewalk]] / GRAMP: Or...actually, he'll answer to any old sound...provided you pitch your voice like Mike Tyson. / Woman (Old): Sounds like a keeper, this one. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080331.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 01 / 2008 | [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / Lamp: / Laptop: / ARTHUR: OK, let me read our first draft: "Lost: tan-colored pug. 20 pounds. Answers to Oso" / SHELDON: Add in "...Reward: 6.3 billion dollars" / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / Laptop: / ARTHUR: LORDY! 6.3 billion?? / SHELDON: I know... it's LOW. Bt I'm takin' a bath in U.S. stocks. I don't have much cash on hand. / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / Lamp: / Laptop: / SHELDON: What if we say "6.3 billion... unless my investment bank gets bailed out by the Fed... in which case, 39 billion" / ARTHUR: How 'bout we just way "We'll treat ya right" http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080401.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 02 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: Sheldon, what have I told you about your billions? / SHELDON: That it's "not some frivolous plaything" / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Lost dog poster: / GRAMP: So why are you offering bags of cash for one lost dog?
/ You have to be RESPONSIBLE with your money. / SHELDON: OK / / GRAMP: / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Lost dog poster: / GRAMP: ...Also, it's not possibly to pay someone "42 flobbity-jillion dollars." / SHELDON: It is if I BUY MERRIAM-WEBSTER AND MAKE IT A WORD!! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080402.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 03 / 2008 | [[backyard]] / garden hose: / OSO: / GRAMP: What the...? Where did you come?? / We've been looking for you for couple days! / / [[backyard]] / OSO: / GRAMP: Where you have been? You You smell like fish! You... We.. How did... / / [[backyard]] / OSO: / GRAMP: This gonna drive me nuts! Where in HEIRONYMUS bosch have you been? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080403.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 04 / 2008 | [[Sheldon's room]] / OSO: / SHELDON: 48 hours ago... / / [[Sheldon's room]] / OSO: / / [[Outside House]] / OSO: / Squirrel: / / [[Yard]] / OSO: / Squirrel: / / [[creek]] / OSO: / Squirrel: / / [[wood]] / OSO: / / [[wood]] / OSO: / / [[wood]] / OSO: ? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080404.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 05 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (night)]] / OSO: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (night)]] / OSO: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (night)]] / wolf: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (night)]] / wolf: / OSO: http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080405.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 06 / 2008 | [[Forest]] / wolf: / OSO: / / [[Forest]] / Tree: / wolf: / OSO: / / [[Forest]] / Tree: / wolf: / / [[Forest]] / OSO: / / [[Forest]] / [[Beach]] / boat: / Shack: / OSO: http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080406.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 07 / 2008 | [[Boat Dock]] / boxes: / Rope: / fish: / net: / anchor: / puddle: / OSO: / / [[Boat Dock]] / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (clouds, water)]] / Rope: / anchor: / OSO: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Rope: / Captain: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (clouds)]] / Whistle: http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080407.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 08 / 2008 | [[Fishing Boat (wide shot)]] / / [[Fishing Boat (deck)]] / OSO: / / [[Fishing Boat (deck)]] / OSO: / / [[Fishing Boat]] / OSO: / / [[Fishing Boat (Bow of boat, S. S. "King of the World")]] / OSO: http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080408.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 09 / 2008 | [[On Ship]] / boat: / seagull: / OSO: / / [[On Ship]] / boat: / seagull: / OSO: / / [[On Ship]] / boat: / seagull: / OSO: / / [[Sea (Splash)]] / / [[Sea]] / boat: / OSO: http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080409.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 10 / 2008 | [[Sea]] / Pug: PADDLE PADDLE PADDLE / / [[Sea]] / Pug: / / [[Sea]] / Wooden board: / Pug: / / [[Sea]] / Wooden board: / Pug: PADDLE PADDLE PADDLE / / [[Sea]] / Wooden board: / Pug: / / [[Sea]] / Wooden board: / Pug: / / [[Sea]] / Wooden board: / Pug: Sees wave. / / [[Sea]] / Wooden board: / Pug: http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080410.html |
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