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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 10 / 2008 | [[Barbie Dream House]] / Barbie Car: / FLACO: / / [[Barbie Dream House]] / FLACO: / / [[Barbie Dream House]] / FLACO: / / [[Barbie Dream House]] / FLACO: / / [[Barbie Dream House]] / Chair: / Lamp: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: / / [[Barbie Dream House]] / Hot Tub: / ARTHUR: Dude! This "Barbie Dream House"? BEST EBAY PURCHASE EVER. / FLACO: ska-wee. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080710.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 11 / 2008 | [[Barbie Dream House]] / sunglasses: / sofa: / ARTHUR: / / [[Barbie Dream House]] / sunglasses: / sofa: / ARTHUR: / / [[Barbie Dream House]] / sunglasses: / sofa: / Barbie doll: / ARTHUR: Hey. 'sup. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080711.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 12 / 2008 | [[DOLLHOUSE]] / sunglasses: / Table: / flower: / Chair: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: She game me the cold shoulder. I tried all my best lines on her and got no response. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / sunglasses: / ARTHUR: The worst part? I think she's dating another dude. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Couch: / Barbie: / R2D2: http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080712.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 13 / 2008 | [[DOLLHOUSE]] / Disembodied Voice: Man! Those turkey burgers smell fantastic! They ready? / / [[DOLLHOUSE]] / Disembodied Voice: NICE. I'm gonna get out of the jacuzzi, then. / / [[DOLLHOUSE]] / Beach ball: / Disembodied Voice: Hey-o! Pool ball! Think fast! / / [[DOLLHOUSE]] / FLACO: squee! / Disembodied Voice: Heck no! I'm not gonna go get it. I didn't miss it. / / [[DOLLHOUSE]] / Disembodied Voice: Look...
/ "If you can touch it, you can catch it."
/ You gotta get it. / / [[DOLLHOUSE]] / / [[DOLLHOUSE (Garage door creaking upward)]] / / [[DOLLHOUSE]] / Toy convertible: / FLACO: http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080713.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 14 / 2008 | Closet: / Clothing: / ARTHUR: HUNH. The previous home-owner left her clothes in the closet. / / Closet: / Clothing: / ARTHUR: HUNH. Maybe we can Fedex 'em back to her? Expensive, but seems like the decent thing. / / Closet: / Clothing: / ARTHUR: HUNH / / Closet: / Clothing: / / Closet: / Clothing: / ARTHUR: This just got weird. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080714.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 15 / 2008 | [[DOLLHOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Livin' in a doll house is surprisingly rad. / / [[DOLLHOUSE]] / iPhone: / Couch: / Table: / ARTHUR: We got the iPhone set up as our plasma TV. / FLACO: squee! / / [[DOLLHOUSE]] / Tea Kettle: / ARTHUR: We got the electric tea kettle set up as a jacuzzi. Awww, Man. Who put Earl Grey in here? That ain't soakable. / / [[DOLLHOUSE]] / Bed: / ARTHUR: But MAN. These injection-molded plastic beds ain't workin' out. It's like sleeping on a Russian waffle iron. / unforgivin' on the rump. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080715.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 16 / 2008 | [[Living Room]] / Television: / Book: / announcer: "Retirees! Are you worried about your declining stocks, your cratered home value, the rising cost of fuel, and massive bank failures?" / GRAMP: YES. / / [[Living Room]] / Television: / Book: / announcer: "And are you looking for ONE TINY SLIVER of positive news?" / GRAMP: Yes, YES. / / [[Living Room]] / Television: / GRAMP: / announcer: "Well THANK GOODNESS..." / / [[Living Room]] / Television: / announcer: "...for Chef Boyardee" Now in five fun flavors. / GRAMP: GUH. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080716.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 17 / 2008 | [[Olympic Games]] / NARRATOR: This summer... / / [[Olympic Games]] / Medallist Podium: / NARRATOR: A hero will rise... / / [[Olympic Games]] / Olympic torch: / NARRATOR: and you will believe / / [[Olympic Games]] / Dumbbell: / NARRATOR: an Olympian can be scaly. / FLACO: squee. / NARRATOR: August 2008 http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080717.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 18 / 2008 | NARRATOR: How A Dog Decides What's Edible / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Caterpillar: / NARRATOR: Is It Smaller Than Me? / OSO: ...Then NATURAL FOOD CHAIN AT WORK. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Couch: / NARRATOR: Is It Larger Than Me? / OSO: It presents a threat, and therefore must be destroyed. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Dumbbell: / NARRATOR: Is It Chewy? / OSO: There is only one way to know. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Boot: / NARRATOR: Does It Smell Like A Wet Pigeon? / OSO: CHRISTMAS. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080718.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 19 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background) (no borders)]] / NARRATOR: THE THREE PLACES A DOG WILL SLEEP / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Window: / NARRATOR: (1.) A WARM PLACE / OSO: Z / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Laundry basket: / NARRATOR: (2.) A CUMFY PLACE / OSO: Z / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Chair: / Magazine: / OSO: Z / NARRATOR: (3.) ON A WARM AND CUMFY PLACE / GRAMP: C'MON MAN... SERIOUSLY? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080719.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 20 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (field, forest, Rocks)]] / Book: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Whoa whoa whoa Brachiosaurs were VEGETARIANS? No way. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (forest)]] / ARTHUR: Those dudes were huge! You can't build up that much mass just eatin' LEAVES. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (field, forest, Rocks)]] / Book: / rock: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Nope. No way they were just vegetarians. Somebody LYIN' / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (forest)]] / Gerold the Brachiosaur: This burger is amaaaazing. / Brachiosaur (generic): GEROLD! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080720.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 21 / 2008 | [[THE POND]] / Ball: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: This whole "Mamma Mia" stuff just seems so weak-sauce to me. / / [[THE POND]] / Ball: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: ABBA basically strung together their greatest hits to sorta-kinda make a musical. / / [[THE POND]] / Ball: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: That's not theatre-writing, that's "Repackaging 101". / What if EVERY band did that? / / [[sidewalk]] / sign 1: Come See Aerosmith's SMASH Broadway Hit: "DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY" / sign2: The story of a dude who does indeed look like a lady http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080721.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 21 / 2008 | [[THE POND]] / Ball: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: This whole "Mamma Mia" stuff just seems so weak-sauce to me. / / [[THE POND]] / Ball: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: ABBA basically strung together their greatest hits to sorta-kinda make a musical. / / [[THE POND]] / Ball: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: That's not theatre-writing, that's "Repackaging 101". / What if EVERY band did that? / / [[sidewalk]] / sign 1: Come See Aerosmith's SMASH Broadway Hit: "DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY" / sign2: The story of a dude who does indeed look like a lady http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080721.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 22 / 2008 | [[THE POND (in pond)]] / Ball: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Once producers see how much money ABBA's made with "Mamma Mia," they're gonna wanna try it with other music. / / [[THE POND (in pond)]] / Ball: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: And you KNOW they're gonna go overboard. / / [[New York City]] / [[sidewalk]] / sign 1: / sign2: / *: / *: http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080722.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 23 / 2008 | Beach ball: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Now I'm having fun with this idea! / ARTHUR: … let’s see what other bands we can turn into lame musicals! / / [[sidewalk]] / sign: / Sign: See: TOM PETTY'S DON'T COME 'ROUND HERE NO MORE / The tale of a loner, his 138 cats, and his "No Trespassing" sign / / [[sidewalk]] / sign: / Sign: Sold Out! / Bll Biv DeVoe's POISON / Sign 2: You will believe two safety inspectors can find love in an arsenic factory / / [[sidewalk]] / sign: / Sign: OZZY's CRAZY TRAIN / -starring- / THOMAS the TANK ENGINE! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080723.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 24 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Box: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: The river steamboat "Mint Julip" chugs down the mighty Miss-a-sip! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Box: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Their mission is clear! They must ...
/ uh
/ What did steamboats DO exactly?
/ Somethin' about "Huck Finn"?
/ or, um ... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Box: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: GUH. ... you know what? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Box: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: The pirate ship "Vulture's Kiss" sails the seven seas! ... Doin' all the historically memorable stuff pirates do! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080724.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 25 / 2008 | [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: I like the word "zipper". Strong onomotapoeia. Says what it does. Ziiiiiiip! / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: "Snap" works, too. Good onomotapoeia. SNAP it! Snap it on! / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: "Velcro", not so much. Sounds like a men's balding cream.
/ ? "New VELCRO! ? For dudes!" ?
/ "Vellllllcro....
/ for stone-cold bald dudes!" / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: But what DO you call velcro? You can't call it "SKÖLRRATCHKH". / SHELDON: Nah - That sounds lie a German verb for "hugging" or somethin'! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080725.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 26 / 2008 | [[Store]] / Box: / ARTHUR: / GRAMP: Who's buyin' these digital photo frames...?
/ ...'Cause guess what's workin' just fine?
/ NORMAL DANG FRAMES. / / Box: Super Necessary!
/ (box shows the photo frame with two people, one has am arm over the other and is giving a thumbs up) / GRAMP: All this is is one more device that eats batteries ...just so we can glom onto the latest fad. / / Box: / GRAMP: We need these things like we needed those dang "Magic Eye" posters in the 80's / ARTHUR: OOooo... Mine had dolphins leaping over the Space Shuttle. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080726.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 27 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (uphill)]] / Kite: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: I'm not the only one to notice it, am I? The Romans were, like, THE PILLAR of organization and drive and pep. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (uphill)]] / ARTHUR: They worked and worked and worked! They brought roads and water and centralized government everywhere they went. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (uphill)]] / Kite: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: They had a fire in the belly. A FIRE. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (uphill)]] / ARTHUR: But you compare that to Italy today, and it just seems... DIFFERENT. What happened? / / [[Ancient Rome]] / roman: PHWEW... I think I've had enough with the drive and the go-go-go. / roman: What say we invent gelato and kick back for a few centuries? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080727.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 28 / 2008 | [[Bathroom]] / Shower: / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: If your elbow EVER touches the tile ... your week is not off to a good start. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080728.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 29 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (Road at sunrise)]] / NARRATOR: It starts as it akways starts / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (Road at sunrise)]] / sign: / NARRATOR: 5 A.M. on a lone country lane. No one around but the morning dew. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (Road at sunrise)]] / NARRATOR: No one, that is... / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (Road at sunrise)]] / Mc Donalds Soda: / NARRATOR: But an Olympian in training / ARTHUR: I need a hero! I'm Holdin' out for a hero 'til the end of the night! He's gotta be strong, and he's gotta be fast, and he's gotta be fresh from the fight! / FLACO: Shhhqueeee http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080729.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 30 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Barbell: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: We gotta problem, Hoss. No one's gonna let a lizard compete in the olympics. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / FLACO: squee squee squee squee squee? / ARTHUR: Dude, NO. We can't say you're "exceptionally tan". ...ain't nobody that dumb. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Barbell: / FLACO: squee squee squee squee squee squee ? / ARTHUR: Ha! Totally! We'll put you in a wig and say you have a rare skin condition! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / FLACO: hee hee hee / ARTHUR: The TV profiles will eat that up. "Olympian proves courage is more than skin deep." "True champions come in all colors" "This greenback pays off...in gold" http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080730.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 31 / 2008 | [[Outside - Rocks]] / Book: / ARTHUR: I need a favor. / SHELDON: You ALWAYS need a favor. / / [[Outside - Rocks]] / Book: / ARTHUR: No I don't! When have I EVER asked you for a favor? / SHELDON: This morning! You asked me for a pony! / / [[Outside - Rocks]] / ARTHUR: Oh Yeah. (My pony!)
/ Well... This is different. I'm not asking for ME.
/ I'm asking for my SON. / / [[Outside - Rocks]] / Book: / ARTHUR: I need you to make him a legal citizen, so he can compete in the olympics.
/ I ask you this as a FATHER.
/ A pony-owning father. / SHELDON: Enough with the dang pony http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080731.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 01 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (Rocks)]] / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: Dude, you don't know the power you have. You have billions of dollars. You own a massive corporation. You have teams of lawyers at your disposal. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Cell Phone: / ARTHUR: If you even TOUCH a phone, Flaco instantly beomes a U.S. citizen. / SHELDON: C'mon, man. It takes a little more than me touching a - / / [[in crowd]] / Flag: / FLACO: Taking citizenship oath. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080801.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 02 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / baseball cap: / ARTHUR: You know how high-altitude runners train in the mountains, to get their lungs used to thin air? / FLACO: squee / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / baseball cap: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Well, we need to train your lungs for the Beijing Olympic air. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / baseball cap: / hamster ball: / ARTHUR: So you're gonna train INSIDE a hamster ball.... / FLACO: SQUEE! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / baseball cap: / hamster ball: / 76 Ford: / ARTHUR: ...Hooked up to the exhaust of a '76 Ford. / FLACO: squee. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080802.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 03 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Soda Vending Machine: / GRAMP: Two bucks for a dang Coke?!??
/ Jeez! I remember when a coke was just 25 cents. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Soda Vending Machine: / ARTHUR: Aw man, no. Don't become that guy.
/ Don't be the dude who talks about the past. / GRAMP: What? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: When the past is your golden, conversational GO-TO, you're basically saying "I have nothing new or interesting to add to life. My best strength lies in WHAT IS NO MORE."
/ ...A conversation about the past is a conversation without HOPE. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: Whoa, whoa, whoa. All I said was "Coke used to cost a quarter" / ARTHUR: But in so doing you just became the old man in the room.
/ How does knowing what a Coke once cost make our conversation better?
/ Our world better? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Soda Vending Machine: / GRAMP: Aha! Because "He who does not learn from the past is doomed to repeat it." / ARTHUR: Yeah, but "He who constantly talks about the past is doomed to bore the ever-lovin' snot outta everyone else" http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080803.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 04 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / suitcase: / Hat: / FLACO: / SHELDON: What olympic event is Flaco going to compete in, anyway? / ARTHUR: The modern Pentathalon. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Hat: / SHELDON: That have pole vaulting? / ARTHUR: No...you run, fence, swim, ride a horse and shoot a gun.
/ Baron Pierre de Coubertin created the event in 1912 to emulate all the skills that a captured cavalry-man would need behind enemy lines. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Hat: / SHELDON: ...Thereby proving that there's no olympic event so weird that a Baron can't make it 400 times weirder. / ARTHUR: Pretty much. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080804.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 05 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / OSO: / GRAMP: "Well buddy the duck and the lizard are off to the olympics." / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Oreos: / OSO: / GRAMP: "And sheldon down at sheldonsoft all day. Which means it's you and me... all alone. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: Solitude! Peace and Quiet! I should read a book. Or work on my model trains or... gosh, sky's the limit. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Chair: / ice cream: / OSO: / GRAMP: boxer's n' sherbet, Bam! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080805.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 06 / 2008 | [[Airplane]] / Magazine: / Pillow: / Cart: / Hat: / flight attendent: And what can I get you to drink, sir? / ARTHUR: Am I to understand the only in-flight movie today is "Drillbit Taylor"? / FLACO: Z / / [[Airplane]] / Magazine: / Hat: / flight attendent: Um...I think so, yes. / ARTHUR: 748,000 margaritas, then. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080806.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 07 / 2008 | [[airport]] / Hat: / wig: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: OK, OK, be cool. We're about to go through Chinese passport control / / [[airport]] / Hat: / wig: / ARTHUR: If they ask you what you're bringin' into the country, what're you gonna say? / SHELDON: "squee." / / [[airport]] / Hat: / wig: / ARTHUR: And if they ask how long you're stayin' in China? / SHELDON: "squee." / / [[airport]] / Hat: / wig: / ARTHUR: And if they comment on your skin color, or notice the wig?? / SHELDON: "squee." / / [[airport]] / Hat: / wig: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: NICE. There is no way this can end badly. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080807.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 08 / 2008 | [[China]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Well, that could've gone better, admittedly. / / [[China]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: But! BUT! ... We made it past customs. We're in China. / / [[China]] / ARTHUR: / FLACO: / / [[China]] / ARTHUR: / FLACO: / / [[China]] / ARTHUR: / FLACO: / / [[China]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: C'mon, man. It's a perfectly valid strategy to yell "Run like hell!" http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080808.html |
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