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Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 07 / 2008 [[THE HOUSE (at the table)]] / Table: / nativity: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: This new manger you bought isn't exactly the peak of accuracy, is it? / / [[THE HOUSE (at the table)]] / Table: / camels: / ARTHUR: I mean, Foam Snow? Really? For camels?? / / [[THE HOUSE (at the table)]] / Table: / nativity: / ARTHUR: And what's with this roofline? Is this a viking meadhall? / / [[THE HOUSE (at the table)]] / Table: / lynx figure: / ARTHUR: And theses animals! These aren't stable animals! They're too exotic! ...Is this lynx? / / [[THE HOUSE (at the table)]] / Table: / figure: / ARTHUR: Also....I'm PRIT-TY sure Joseph wasn't blond / / [[THE HOUSE (at the table)]] / Table: / nativity: / Big Mouth Billy Bass: / ARTHUR: And Listen: That “Big Mouth Billy Bass” over there ain't helpin'. / GRAMP: I'll move it.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081207.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 08 / 2008 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: Questionable moments form "It's a Wonderful Life"... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: Let's be clear: "It's a Wonderful Life" is the best Christmas movie ever made. / ARTHUR: Hands down. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: But...You watch it enough times, and you start to have serious questions about some parts of the movie. / ARTHUR: Like the gym floor that opens up to a pool! a what? with the what?? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: This was a high school people! / ARTHUR: A high school in the 1920's! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: And you're telling us they could afford a gigant-o retractable floor? / ...A floor that was like 10-feet thick? / ARTHUR: ...You couldn't even find a school NOW that could afford it. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: Seriously! Try it! Find ONE school in America that has that! Even one! / ARTHUR: ...Then pop that school in the mouth.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081208.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 09 / 2008 [[nonspecific (white background) ((top): Questionable Moments From "It's A Wonderful Life...")]] / ARTHUR: I cry every time I watch the final scene. I really do. / / [[Scene in "It's a Wonderful Life"]] / Christmas Tree: / Telegram: / George Bailey: / Random Person in Crowd: "Mr. Gower wired you need money. Stop." / "... My office instructed to advance you up to $25,000 Dollars. Stop. Hee-Haw, and Merry Christmas, Sam Wainwright." / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: I'm even a sucker for Clarence's final note / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Book: Dear George: / Remember NO man is a failure who has FRIENDS. / Thanks for the wings! / Love / Clarence / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: But in the meantime, the movie totally glosses over that Mr. Potter is at home with the EIGHT GRAND HE STOLE / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Mr. Potter: Hot Damn! No one noticed! / To heck with havin' friends! / I got NO friends, and eight grand in my pocket!
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081209.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 10 / 2008 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: To show that George Bailey has hit rock bottom, the film goes through a long series of disasters. / NARRATOR: Questionable Moments from "It's a Wonderful Life" / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Whiteboard: 1) Uncle Billy loses $8k / 2) Bank examiner shows up / 3) George yells at his kids / 4)... then begs Potter for money / 5) Potter accuses him of giving $ to Violet / 6) George tries to drink away his problems...only to have the school teacher's husband punch him. / GRAMP: / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: These are all genuine glitting moments. / But then the film goes one step too far, when George crashes into a tree. / / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Car: / Tree: / George Bailey: / Tree Owner: Now look what you did! My great grandfather planted this tree. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Gameboard: / GRAMP: Seriously? A tree? We're going to add this ridiculous thing to George's list of real disasters? / FINE. Let's go whole hog then. / / [[sidewalk]] / brick wall: / George Bailey: / Man (Angry): You...you monster!! / ...You stepped on that crack and Broke my mother's back!
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081210.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 11 / 2008 [[nonspecific (white background) ((top): Questionable Moments From "It's A Wonderful Life...")]] / ARTHUR: There's a little scene between George and Violet that's always bugged me. At first, all we see is the two of them on a quiet street. / / [[A quiet street (grass, a tree)]] / George Bailey: Let's go out in the fields and take off our shoes and walk through the grass. / Violet Bick: HUH? George, have you gone crazy? Walk in the grass in my bare feel? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: But then, to emphasize how badly the moment has gone for George, the camera pulls back to reveal a HUGE crowd gathering to laugh at him. / / [[A quiet street (grass, a tree)]] / George Bailey: / Violet Bick: / Townsfolk: A Ha Ha Ha Ha / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Where did all these people come from, suddenly?? It's so weird and unnecessary! I genuinely can't imagine how you'd make this moment any more ridiculous! / / [[A quiet street]] / George Bailey: / Violet Bick: / Batman: / Andre the Giant: / Abraham Lincoln: / Henry F. Potter:
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081211.html
 
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 12 / 2008 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / VHS tape: / FLACO: Squee! Squee squee squee, squee squee! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (night, shrubbery)]] / Sam Wainwright: Hee HAW! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / FLACO:
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081212.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 13 / 2008 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Do not believe those eggnog lies! ... the ones that say "It's made from flies." / SHELDON: That's just plain false! It isn't true!...nor is it made from "bits of shoe." / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: It has no cat hair, claws or drool. ...nor is it made from cat-based gruel. / SHELDON: It is not made from trashed-up cars...nor is it stirred in pickle jars. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: But let's be clear WHY that's true...Let's clear up WHY it tastes like flu! / SHELDON: There is no doubt: it tastes like hate. ...like entrails server on dirty plates. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: This drink is gross 'cause of ONE FACT it's MADE FROM EGGS! / ARTHUR: (...and pig's earwax)
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081213.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 14 / 2008 [[THE HOUSE]] / Barad-dûr gingerbread tower: / gingerbread house: / SHELDON: Lord Sauron finds your gingerbread structure wanting. / ARTHUR: Lord Sauron can CRAM it. ...Or Lord Sauron's gonna find his all-seeing eye EATEN in the middle of the night.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081214.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 15 / 2008 [[Kitchen (near Counter)]] / cookie sheet: / SHELDON: What kind of gingerbread man is THAT?? / ARTHUR: Well, in light of the massive, global recession, I made an inspiring little President Roosevelt. / / [[cookie sheet]] / Roosevelt cookie: / ARTHUR: He's saying "We have nothing to fear but fear itself" / / [[Kitchen (near Counter)]] / cookie sheet: / SHELDON: No, I meant the big one... / ARTHUR: Oh! That one... / / [[cookie sheet]] / Roosevelt cookie: / Fear cookie: / ARTHUR: That's fear itself.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081215.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 16 / 2008 [[Kitchen (near Counter)]] / cookie sheet: / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: I ended up making a gingerbread Luke from "Empire Strikes Back"...before he knew Leia was his sister. / / [[cookie sheet]] / Luke Skywalker cookie: / Leia Organa cookie: / SHELDON: And look! They're totally about to smooch! / / [[Kitchen (near Counter)]] / cookie sheet: / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: And over here is a horrified Obi-Wan Kenobi, who now REALLY wishes he had told Luke the truth. / / [[cookie sheet]] / Obi-Wan Kenobi cookie: / SHELDON: He's SO uncomfortable, he's shvitzing blue sprinkles. / ARTHUR: ...Good use of materials.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081216.html
 
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 17 / 2008 [[THE HOUSE]] / Santa hat: / Coat Stand: / ARTHUR: Where have you been all day? / GRAMP: At the mall. I, uh, got a seasonal job. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Santa hat: / ARTHUR: A JOB? I thought you were retired / GRAMP: My retirement accounts are a little thin at the moment so I thought I'd earn some extra scratch. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Santa hat: / Coat Stand: / ARTHUR: Boy, that's gotta be a little sad, having to go back to work. / GRAMP: Nah...I LIKE he work. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Santa hat: / Beard: / Coat Stand: / GRAMP: ...I feel like I'm laughing all day long.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081217.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 18 / 2008 [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Santa hat: / ARTHUR: You got a sec? I need to talk to you ...as a father. / SHELDON: "As a father?" / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Santa hat: / ARTHUR: Yeah. It's about Flaco. He's getting real excited about Santa. REAL excited. / SHELDON: Who isn't? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Santa hat: / ARTHUR: Yeah, but I need to make sure you don't "ruin" the Santa story for him. Because listen: I told ONE little lie, and it lead to another... And now I got Flaco believin' this whole Santa tale. And he wants to believe, you know? It's magical to him. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Santa hat: / SHELDON: Wait. What did you tell Flaco about Santa? / ARTHUR: ...That we were like blood brothers at Michigan State. And man... I've never stepped on campus.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081218.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 19 / 2008 [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: What do you mean "my old college buddy is in town"? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / FLACO: Squee! Squee squee squee squee squee! / ARTHUR: Really?? Santa's here? Takin' photos with people? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Omigosh omigosh omigosh ...I can't believe he's here! In the flesh! I've always wanted to mee- / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Mee- mee- meeeander down to the mall to see him. ....Again. Like... I did... in college... all the time. / FLACO: squee!
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081219.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 20 / 2008 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Chair: / Santa Claus: Why Hello Arthur! / ARTHUR: Santa -- You know my name? How do you know my name?? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Chair: / Santa Claus: 'Cause I'm Santa! / ARTHUR: Right! Of course! You know when I've been sleeping, you know when I'm awake. You know when I've been bad or good. / / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Chair: / Santa Claus: So be good for goodness sake. / ARTHUR: ahaha haha yes. YES. Delightful!...you are a delight. Whoops my list unfolded. ahaha...still enjoying.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081220.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 21 / 2008 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Chair: / Santa Claus: Tell me Arthur, have you been a good duck this year? / ARTHUR: oh man, SANTA, all kinds of good. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Chair: / Santa Claus: You do all your chores, then? You washed all the dishes last night, like Sheldon's grandfather requested? / ARTHUR: Oh. Um. NOT YET. First thing when I'm home. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Chair: / Santa Claus: And have you stopped blaring Kool & The Gang's "celebration" when you take your morning shower? / ARTHUR: What. Santa, no! That song brings the party every morning. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Chair: / Santa Claus: And do you still blurt it out when you've figured out the crime on "CSI"? / ARTHUR: C'mon! If you've pegged it by the second commercial wouldn't you yell it out? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Chair: / Santa Claus: And do you still leave your feathers around the house, on the grounds it "rads up the place"? / ARTHUR: Look Santa... Thinking that we might get stuck on little flaws, I put together a video montage, showing you my awesomer side. Bring it in Flaco! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Chair: / TV: / Santa Claus: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Okay, so, these first few clips are me at the gym, and - Aw dang it. I forgot I put the video to music
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081221.html
 
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 22 / 2008 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Chair: / Santa Claus: Don't worry about your flaws, Arthur. Santa knows you've been a good Duck this year. / ARTHUR: You do?? Oh Santa! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Chair: / Santa Claus: You've been a good duck to Sheldon, and to his grandfather, and a REALLY good dad to your son. / ARTHUR: Santa, you're lighting up my heart right now. What else? What else?? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Chair: / ARTHUR: / Santa Claus: And.. um... um... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Chair: / Santa Claus: ... And I imagine you do everything you can to be more... awesome... every day. / ARTHUR: Oh, I do! SANTA! I totally do!
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081222.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 23 / 2008 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Flaco, the jig is up. Santa's on us like white on rice. He knows EVERYTHING. He even knows we ate that entire package of oreos that one time. / FLACO: squEEeee. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Exactly. So, word of advice: Admit EVERY vegetable you didn't eat, every chore you didn't do... Then steer the conversation to happier stuff as fast as you can. / FLACO: Squee. Squee. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Big seat: / Santa Claus: / FLACO: SQUEE squee squee SQUEE SQUEE squee SQUEE squee SQUEE SQUEE squee squee SQUEE SQUEE squee SQUEE squee SQUEE
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081223.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 24 / 2008 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / candy: / GRAMP: / / [[Car]] / GRAMP: / / [[Car]] / GRAMP: / / [[Front door]] / GRAMP: / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Lamp: / GRAMP: / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Chair: / GRAMP: / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Chair: / Door: / GRAMP: / SHELDON: GRAAAMP! We're hooome!
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081224.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 25 / 2008 [[Kitchen]] / apron: / Oven mittens: / Pan: / NARRATOR: You're 10. And you've been told you can NOT wake up for Christmas before 7AM, no matter how excited you are. / SHELDON: awww, c'monnn ... / GRAMP: NO. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Alarm Clock: / Clock: / SHELDON: / NARRATOR: If you're clever, you'll set all the clocks ahead one hour. Voilá: Christmas starts at 6am! / / [[THE HOUSE (Bedroom)]] / Alarm Clock: / Bed: / SHELDON: Woo-hoo! Christmas! / NARRATOR: But a word of warning: When setting the clocks forward, DO NOT GET GREEDY... / GRAMP: IT'S PITCH BLACK OUTSIDE.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081225.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 26 / 2008 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: The three approaches to Christmas wrapping: / 1. Wrapped by a Type-A personality: / * Hand-made wrapping paper / * Impossible-to-see tape / * Six types of ribbon, woven into celtic patterns / 2. Wrapped by a mom with young kids / * Standard wrapping done with love / * Pre-done bows with the back sticky bit / * Unwrapped in 2.5 seconds / 3. Wrapped by a dude / * Grocery bag (wisely asked for paper over plastic) / * To/From written in sharpie (to: marjene From: skeeter)
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081226.html
 
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 27 / 2008 [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / Cell Phone: / SHELDON: All morning long, my phone wouldn't power on. I triple-checked EVERYTHING. ... It just wouldn't power on. / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / Lamp: / Cell Phone: BaddaDaddaDing! / SHELDON: But then, suddenly, two hours later, it powered ITSELF on. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Banner: TECHNOLOGY: ... magic's lame younger brother ... / SHELDON: C'MON! Why would it do that???
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081227.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 28 / 2008 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / [[THE HOUSE]] / Chair: / Newspaper: / Lamp: / ARTHUR: Did you know America was named after a dude named "Amerigo"? / GRAMP: Yep. Amerigo Vespucci. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / [[THE HOUSE]] / Chair: / Newspaper: / ARTHUR: Yeah! Weird name, eh? But I suppose it coulda been worse. He coulda been named "Boopus McFat Bladder" or somethin' / GRAMP: Indeed. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: But here's the shady part: Why did someone who sailed after Columbus get all the credit? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Maps: / Desk: / Feather pen: / ink pot: / Christopher Columbus: You've done it, Amerigo! Your maps confirm that the new world is a separate continent! ...make sure you label it "Columbusland" before you send it out, and bam: Finished! / Amerigo Vespucci: Oh yeah, man, yeah. Super promise.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081228.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 29 / 2008 [[Bathroom]] / NARRATOR: You! You're 65, and you love reading newspapers in the bathroom / GRAMP: Sure do! Fourth estate! Bedrock of democracy! / / [[Bathroom]] / NARRATOR: But! You know printed news is gonna be gone pretty soon. So what will you read then? / GRAMP: Exactly! I still needs me my news! / / [[Bathroom]] / NARRATOR: You know you don't like bringing a laptop in there / GRAMP: Nope. To read it, I have to do the knees-held-together thing. / / [[Bathroom (on toliet)]] / toilet: / NARRATOR: Might we recommend an iphone, then? It's the #1 reason why Apple invented it. It's small, and fits in the palm of your- / GRAMP: Aww God Bless America
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081229.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 30 / 2008 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Do you still have today's newspaper? / GRAMP: REALLY? ...you want it? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: I'm so glad to see you giving the paper a chance! People go ga-ga for the internet, but it's PAPERS that still do most of the original reporting! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Newspaper: / ARTHUR: / GRAMP: So yes, my good duck! Here is the paper...and together we shall keep alive this organ of truth! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Box: / Christmas ornaments: / SHELDON: Man, do NOT tell him we're just packin' up Christmas ornaments. / ARTHUR: I fell bad. I was readin' my iPhone the whole time he talked.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081230.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 31 / 2008 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: If you break down the word "newspaper", you'll see why they're destined to disappear. / GRAMP: What...? "News" and "paper"? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: No, I mean "new", "spa" and "per". / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: For example: I would LOVE a spa. Preferrably, a new spa per day. Doesn't that sound great? A new spa per day! I'd love it! I'd totally want that! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: But that has NOTHING to do with a newspaper! / ARTHUR: EXCEPT that nobody wants a newspaper anymore. ...see the contrast I'm painting?
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/081231.html
 
Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 01 / 2009 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: WOOF. 2008. Glad that's over. / ARTHUR: You said it, sister. But 2009 ain't lookin' much better. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: 2008 had $1 trillion in "subprime" mortgage defaults, but they're forecasting 2009-10 could have #1.5 trillion in "no-doc" mortgage defaults. / SHELDON: GUH. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: AND all those continuing defaults have ruined the financial system... giving the stock market its worst year since 1931. / ARTHUR: GUH. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: And the worldwide loss of jobs, capital and credit is hammering consumption, putting tens of millions out of work in China. / ARTHUR: ... putting that country one step closer to massive civil unrest. GUH. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: And that slowdown's made a plummeting price for oil, which in 2009 will destabilize already-shaky oil-dependant states like Iran, Venezuela and Russia. / ARTHUR: Buuuut on the other hand... / / Post-it Note: Cartoonist- Don't forget to insert _optimistic_ punchline before releasing. -Editor / ARTHUR: [ ] / SHELDON: Hey, that's TRUE! ... Way to find a bright side! Happy 2009 Everyone!
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090101.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 02 / 2009 [[Lord Tennyson's House (Text Block - "In one of the greatest poems of the 19th century, Lord Tennyson coined the amazing phrase... "Nature, red in toot)]] / Desk: / Lord Tennyson: / / [[Lord Tennyson's House (Text - "It is a simple, evocative phrase, and has been used in millions of discussions on evolution, morality, religion... and )]] / Lord Tennyson: / / [[Lord Tennyson's House (Text - "However, it was never uttered around Tennyson's 55-pound pug, "Mr Scootie Toot-Toots")]] / Lord Tennyson: / Mr Scootie Toot-Toots: Darrr-Urrr...
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090102.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 03 / 2009 [[Living Room (In Gramp's chair)]] / Chair: / ARTHUR: / GRAMP: I've had 65 "New Years," now / GRAMP: When I was a boy, I'd try SO HARD to stay up 'til 12...but end up fallin' asleep on the couch in my PJ's. / / [[Living Room]] / Chair: / GRAMP: In my 20's, I'd stay out 'til four and party it up. / / [[Living Room]] / Chair: / GRAMP: In my 30's and 40's, I'd put the kids to bed and watch the ball drop on TV. / / [[Living Room]] / Chair: / GRAMP: In my 50's, I'd go to friend's cocktail parties and chat about my kids. / / [[Living Room]] / Chair: / GRAMP: And now, at 65, I'm back to fallin' asleep at 8 in my PJs. / ARTHUR: So you're defining "PJs" as "boxers and a bathrobe"?
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090103.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 04 / 2009 [[Forest]] / SHELDON: Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, and sorry I could not travel both and be one traveler, long I stood and looked down one as far as I could to where it bent in the undergrowth / / [[Forest]] / SHELDON: Then took the other, as just as far, and having perhaps the better claim, because it was grassy and wanted wear, though as for that the passing there had worn them really about the same, / / [[Forest]] / SHELDON: And both that morning equally lay in leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back. / / [[Forest]] / sign: getting sucked into "World of Warcraft" / / sign: seeing your family once in a while / SHELDON: I shall be telling this with a sigh somewhere ages and ages hence: two roads diverged in a wood, and I - I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090104.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 05 / 2009 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Good'morrow, Master Shakespeare! I do not believe we met in life, did we? / SHELDON: Pray pardon, Queen Elizabeth! History never recorded if we did! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Mayhaps when you performed for me at Blackfriars Theater, we met there? / SHELDON: 'Zounds, your Grace! I do not know! No one wrote it down! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Dang! 'Cause it's cool to imagine, isn't it? The greatest artist in English history possibly meeting it's greatest monarch? / SHELDON: Aye, but history is lame, My Queen. It can't even settle who shot JFK. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Forsooth!...Did I ever meet this JFK? / SHELDON: Ok Stop Stop Stop.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090105.html
 

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