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Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 03 / 2009 [[Prison]] / The Pilot: / Nosh: You really don't remember anything before you got hit on the head? ...You are like bad episode of "Gilligan's Island" / Captain Taneel: Nosh? Are you reading me? Nosh?? / / [[Prison]] / Nosh: Captain!? Are you here?? Are you inside? / Captain Taneel: No. We've been trying for five days...No luck. / / [[Outer Space]] / Spaceship: / Captain Taneel: That place is ridiculously secure. They've even brought in battle-cruisers. / / [[Prison]] / Nosh: Perhaps I should attempt a break-OUT, then? / Captain Taneel: No - We've got a new plan. We're going to pinch space, to appear right above the prison dock. / / [[Prison]] / Nosh: Captain, no! You can not use the pinch drive that close to a planet. The earthquakes would destroy everything. / / [[Prison]] / Nosh: / The Pilot: / Captain Taneel: That's kinda the point. / (SOUND FX): FA-BOOM
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Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 04 / 2009 [[Airplane]] / headphones: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: Oo, check it out: the plane is showing "Dora the Explorer." / I love this show. / / [[Airplane]] / headphones: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: But MAN... Dora's moneky, "boots", drives me nuts. / / [[Airplane]] / headphones: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: I mean, here's a girl who explicitly calls herself "dora the explorer" / EXPLORER / Yet every week, she has to go look for some darn thing that boots list. / / [[Airplane]] / headphones: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: That ain't explorin'. That's a monkey who needs to stop dropping his possessions. If I was Dora, you know what I'd say to him? / / [[Airplane]] / headphones: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: Boots you're a monkey who has mastered not only SHOES, but formin' basic sentences. So know when I say this, I say it with love and admiration... / / [[Airplane]] / headphones: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: GET IT TOGETHER, BOOTS. / Get it together.
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Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 05 / 2009 [[Airplane]] / spider: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Whoa! Flaco! Check it out! There's a spider in the plane! / / [[Airplane]] / ARTHUR: In the plane! At 30,000 feet! Think of it: he'd have to make just the right moves at just the right times to get on a plane! The odds of that are AMAZING! / / [[Airplane]] / FLACO: / NARRATOR: thwip! / / [[Airplane]] / ARTHUR: / FLACO:
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Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 06 / 2009 [[airport]] / Immigration officer: Welcome to the U.K. where are you flying from today? / ARTHUR: The States. / / [[airport]] / Immigration officer: Business or pleasure? / ARTHUR: Bidness. / / [[airport]] / Immigration officer: And where will you be staying during your visit? / ARTHUR: Hotel. / / [[airport]] / Immigration officer: And are you, in fact, an Australian university student who's planning on staying here for God-knows how many years? / ARTHUR: What? / / [[airport]] / ARTHUR: That's awfully Specific / Immigration officer: You have no idea. / (SOUND FX): Ka-chunk
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Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 07 / 2009 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / map: / GRAMP: OK fellas, we can get into London by cab, by tube, or by fast-train to Paddington. / SHELDON: Paddington ??? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: whoa whoa whoa ...like Paddington BEAR? / SHELDON: ohmigosh ohmigosh ohmigosh / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: Gramp! Can we go there, and then go to Kings Cross platform 9 3/4 to Hogwarts? / ARTHUR: OO! OO! ...stopping to see Peter Pan, first! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: / SHELDON: SQUEE! / ARTHUR: SQUEE! / FLACO: SQUEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 08 / 2009 [[London]] / [[room]] / Lamp: / Book: / Table: / map: / Chair: / Cabbie: / NARRATOR: To become a cabbie on London, you have to spend years learning EVERY road... No matter how tiny the alley. / / [[London]] / [[A black background]] / map: / Cabbie: / NARRATOR: It's an exhausting amazing feat of mental prowess. When completed, cabbies are said to have achieved "THE KNOWLEDGE" / / [[London]] / cab: / SHELDON: / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: But like all cabbies, holder of "The Knowledge" still get to have "Unending opinions on god-knows-what." / Cabbie: ...And That's my complete philosophy on fig-based food products
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Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 09 / 2009 [[Crowded Subway Car]] / SHELDON: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Apparently, this part of the London Underground is one of the oldest in the world. / GRAMP: Feels it. / / [[Crowded Subway Car]] / SHELDON: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: C'mon, grumpy McGrumperton. This is rad! Enjoy it. / GRAMP: I just don't like bein' around so many people. / / [[Crowded Subway Car]] / GRAMP: In my 65 years on earth, I've come up with one, summarizing thought on city living: "The less the merrier"
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Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 10 / 2009 [[Outer Space]] / moon in the background: / building on planet surface: / NARRATOR: "Nature, " it is said, "abhors a vacuum." / (SOUND FX): Thoop / / [[Outer Space]] / building on planet surface: / Spaceship: / NARRATOR: As it turns out, nature abhors a great many things. Such as scout ships that pinch space METERS from a moon. / (SOUND FX): FAMM! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / falling debris: / The Pilot: / NARRATOR: The moon, in such a case, ends up taking it in the kisser. / Captain: Nosh! We're here! / Nosh: Yes. YES. / ...is not subtle / / [[collapsing building]] / falling debris: / Nosh: / The Pilot: / Captain: How fast can you get to the airlock? / / [[collapsing building]] / falling debris: / Nosh: I will go like CHEETAH! Big, fat cheetah! We arrive in no time! / Captain: whoa whoa whoa..."WE"? Who's we? / / [[collapsing building]] / falling debris: / The Pilot: / Nosh: A new friend, captain! We must give him quarter-he risked his life to save mine. I owe him a life debt. / Captain: Good Lord. you and your life debts. How many are you up to now? / / [[collapsing building]] / falling debris: / Nosh: ...Is now a baker's dozen! / Captain: LEARN TO DEFEND YOUR DANG SELF!!
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091010.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 11 / 2009 [[Street]] / [[London]] / map: / sign: BAKER STREET W1 City of Westminster / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Oo! Oo! We're on Baker Street! This is where Sherlock Holmes lived! / GRAMP: Well, he didn't LIVE here. You know he was fictional right? / / [[Street]] / [[London]] / ARTHUR: Oh. Yeah. Sure. Totally. / GRAMP: Arthur Conan Doyle struggled with that his whole life. People went NUTS for Holmes. Some even thought he was REAL. And yet, Conan Doyle longed for Holmes' "death". / / [[Street]] / [[London]] / GRAMP: Eventually, he DID kill Holmes off, so that he could go write "better" literature. / NARRATOR: WAP / / [[Street]] / [[London]] / GRAMP: But he failed miserably at that. People wanted Holmes. So of course, he resurrected Holmes and went back to writing his tales... / / [[Street]] / [[London]] / GRAMP: Thus proving that you can't choose what you're famous for in life. / ARTHUR: oh MAN. ...There are a bajillion YouTube videos that would back that up.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091011.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 12 / 2009 [[London]] / SHELDON: This city is a lesson in the arc of human endeavors. / ARTHUR: A what with the what? / / [[London]] / SHELDON: London! London grew from a tiny Roman outpost to become the seat of the mighty British Empire! The sun never set upon it, and its aspirations were unlimited. / / [[London]] / SHELDON: And yet, the territories that were claimed, were lost. The empire that grew, receded. Now, even Scotland and Wales are untying the ties that bind. / / [[London]] / SHELDON: WHAT CAN BE BUILT, CAN BE UNRAVELED. THAT LESSON might be the greatest gift London gives to history. / ARTHUR: Along with some pretty sweet Monty Python sketches.
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Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 13 / 2009 [[sidewalk]] / ARTHUR: You're lying to me. London wasn't called "Londinium" in Roman times. / SHELDON: I'm NOT lying! You should know this! I up loaded an encyclopedia into your brain! All you have to do is look it up! / / ARTHUR: Accessing. / / ARTHUR: Accessing. / / ARTHUR: Accessing. / / SHELDON: You KNOW it freaks me out when you do it that way. / ARTHUR: 's why I do it. / ARTHUR: Accessing.
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Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 14 / 2009 [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Hey, maybe THAT'S how I could win my case against this dude from the House of Lords. / SHELDON: How? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Well, his libel suit against me assumes I am a "person", able to commit libel. In FACT, I'm a duck with an encyclopedia and speech-recognition software in my head. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: ALL WE HAVE TO DO is argue that I'm more like an automaton, going through set routines that have been assigned to me. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: No, no, no——we can't say that in court. ...That describes a member of the House of Lords. / ARTHUR: Oh, shoot / yeah
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Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 15 / 2009 [[Courthouse]] / ARTHUR: So you're the lawyer Sheldon hired for me? / lawyer: "Barruster", yes / / [[Courthouse]] / papers: / Table: / ARTHUR: Um, you got sumthin' on your head,there. / lawyer: Oh, it;s a wig. They're traditional dress in English Court. Like a robe on a judge. / / [[Courthouse]] / papers: / Table: / ARTHUR: And you're gonna be wearing that IN court? As a grown man? / lawyer: I have to. / / [[Courthouse]] / People: / lawyer: Take that off / ARTHUR: CAN'T. ...Traditional dress of my people.
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Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 16 / 2009 [[London]] / ARTHUR: / FLACO: / SHELDON: Ok fellas, this trial has the potential to last WEEKS. / But we've hired the TOP legal team to win this. And when they do.......ice cream's on me. / / [[London]] / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: / FLACO: / / [[London]] / / [[London]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: ...AAAAND a 500,000-pounds judgment against us. / SHELDON: AIN'T BUYIN' NO ICE CREAM.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091016.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 17 / 2009 [[Prison]] / Nosh: Captain? I have a thought. / / [[Prison]] / Nosh: Even if I break out ... my face will be ALL OVER the Empire. They will chase and chase and re-arrest. / / [[Prison]] / Captain Taneel: Not to worry: we're going to take out the prison's data center. This place is so remote, they only sync their data with Earth twice a month. We destroy your records HERE and they're gone for good. / / [[Prison]] / The Pilot: WAIT! No! Captain person! I need that data center to look up - / / [[Prison (FOOM)]] / / [[Prison]] / The Pilot: my name...
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091017.html
 
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 18 / 2009 [[Airplane]] / ARTHUR: We lost the case, plain and simple. The court ended up awarding Sir Biggles Chiggles £500,000! / / [[Airplane]] / Woman (Generic): / ARTHUR: But! / When Sheldon and I approached him to cut the check, we all hit it off like old chums. / / SHELDON: / Sir Biggles Chiggles: / ARTHUR: And within 15 minutes - badda-bing, badda-bing - ol' Biggles is crackin' up at my Sean Connery impersonation. / / [[Sir Biggles Chiggles House]] / Check: / teacups: / GRAMP: / Sir Biggles Chiggles: / ARTHUR: Before we know it, we're back at his place, sharin' some earl grey, and he's tearin' up the check. / / [[Airplane]] / Woman (Generic): / ARTHUR: So all-in-all, a pretty rad outcome! / / [[Airplane]] / Woman (Generic): / ARTHUR: / / [[Airplane]] / Woman (Generic): You're...a...talking duck. / ARTHUR: YES / lady. / We covered that 40 minutes ago.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091018.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 19 / 2009 [[Grocery Store]] / Grocery Cart: / GRAMP: It's only mid-October and you're ALREADY sold out of Halloween candy? / Stock Boy: Oh -.. We're not Sold out, Sir. / / [[Grocery Store]] / Halloween Candy package: / GRAMP: Not technically, no...but all you have left are the dregs of the candy world. WHAT IS THIS STUFF? "Boopsies"? "Fundiddles"? "Kerfuffles"? / / [[Grocery Store]] / Halloween Candy package: / Stock Boy: Kerfuffles are the only wood-based candy that / GRAMP: I'M GONNA STOP YOU RIGHT THERE
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Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 20 / 2009 [[Store]] / GRAMP: Seriously? This no-brand candy is all the Halloween stuff you have left? / Stock Boy: "Jibby-BooBoo's" are a legitimate brand, sir. / / [[Store]] / GRAMP: It says "Made in Czechoslovakia" on it. Czechoslovakia hasn't been one nation since 1992. / Stock Boy: Tell you what. Give 'em to you for 60% off. / / [[Store]] / GRAMP: / / [[THE HOUSE (the front doorway)]] / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: What the heck are "Jibby BooBoo's"?
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Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 21 / 2009 [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Mrmph. / SHELDON: You ok? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: No. I ate one of those 20-year old Czechoslovakian candies. / SHELDON: The Jibby-Booboo's? I thought we all agreed to throw those out!? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: C'mon. I had to try one. / SHELDON: No, you DIDN'T! It's 20-year old candy! And with oddly scary warning labels! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: "You only regret what you DIDN'T do in life." / SHELDON: The package literally said "Do not consume with water"
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091021.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 22 / 2009 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / costume: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: I need a Halloween Costume that CLEARLY points out I'm the coolest dude in cool-ville. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / costume: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: But for the ladies I also need a costume that accentuates how amazingly hot I am. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / costume: / ARTHUR: …So I need to look both cool and hot. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / costume: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: But now I'm thinkin' this "McDLT" ain't working!
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091022.html
 
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 23 / 2009 SHELDON: I don't get Flaco's Halloween costume. / ARTHUR: C'mon! Isn't it obvious? / / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: / / SHELDON: No. / ARTHUR: He's every episode of "Blue's Clues"!
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091023.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 24 / 2009 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Nosh: No! No stopping! WE CAN FIND OUT YOUR NAME LATER! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Nosh: I bet we find in some random desk-drawer file! Next to old gum and paper-clips! ...Is always the case. / The Pilot: What are you even saying? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Nosh: I'm saying WE MUST GO! This roof is about to come dow- / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Nosh: OH. Fernando. / Fernando ('Nando): ...Nosh. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Nosh: / Fernando ('Nando): / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Nosh: 'NANDO...IS ALL LIES!! I did not kill your grandfather! / Fernando ('Nando): Would I be holding open an airlock for you if I thought you had? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Nosh: I suppose not. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Nosh: Still! This is awkward conversation moment! / Fernando ('Nando): Only because you have steel I-beams hittin' you on the head.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091024.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 25 / 2009 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: THE PUMPKIN DECISION TREE / So you need a pumpkin for Halloween / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Pumpkins: / NARRATOR: Are you at a pumpkin patch out in the countryside? - You will get a huge, gorgeous pumpkin at a great price-but the pumpkin dude may start talkin' politics with you in a way that makes you super uncomfortable - / pumpkin dude: And THAT's why I only Pay Income tax with pennies. / GRAMP: Awesome. Yeah. Me too. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: Are you at the county fair? -* Do you have $2,500 - you purchase 'Big Bertha,' the gigantic, gold-medal champ - you will be the envy of your block for three weeks - until that puppy starts to rot. / *Do you have $2.50 - you will purchase a fired, chocolate corn dog. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: Are you at a grocery store -* yes - you will get a pumpkin that looks great on one side, but like a deep-sea mollusk on the other. / *- yes, but it's the last minute - The only pumpkins left look like that one photo of Nick Nolte. You know the one. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: Are you at a Hallmark store? - You will purchase a ceramic pumpkin with an electric plug - The circle is complete. You have become your Mother.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091025.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 26 / 2009 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: The file of Rejected Halloween Costumes / Flaco / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / FLACO: / NARRATOR: The Fifth Teletubby. / The one kicked out for Ringo / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / FLACO: / NARRATOR: M. Bison. / Just too random / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / FLACO: / NARRATOR: Any character design from the "Where the Wild Things Are" film. / You'll see it in your nightmares all week / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / FLACO: / NARRATOR: Arthur / ARTHUR: Hey. Whoa. Uncool.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091026.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 27 / 2009 [[nonspecific (white background) (no borders)]] / ATST hat: / ewok toy: / ARTHUR: Da cwyayons en mah mowf ar da wasers. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Toy animals: / ARTHUR: Zee Caze eez zolved! / / [[nonspecific (white background) (no borders)]] / toy buildings: / toy ships: / ARTHUR: ...The little boats sell it / / [[nonspecific (white background) (no borders)]] / powercord: / fruit roll up: / ARTHUR: Aww Yeah... NOW who's laughin? / (...the tongue'a a Fruit-Roll-up / FLACO: squee
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091027.html
 
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 28 / 2009 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: The File of Rejected Halloween Costumes: Sheldon / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / giant dinosaur foot: / NARRATOR: The Ikea Instructions Dude / SHELDON: This costume comes with five missing bolts. / NARRATOR: The Fridge in Indiana Jones / SHELDON: I was the EXACT moment when the franchise went off the rails. Also, the aliens. / NARRATOR: The Tiny Person in the Fourth Panel of Dinosaur Comics / SHELDON: ...How do I take the foot out trick-or-treating? / NARRATOR: Manga Sheldon / SHELDON: .
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091028.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 29 / 2009 [[nonspecific (white background) (The File of Rejected Halloween Costumes - OSO)]] / halloween costume: / OSO: Battle Cat, That freakish dog-robot-kangaroo thing from the original battlestar galactica, a widdle spider wit hid widdle weggs, the trojan horse (...with an historically appropriate can of ajax cleaner)
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091029.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 30 / 2009 [[nonspecific (white background) (Narration Panel)]] / NARRATOR: The File of REJECTED HALLOWEEN COSTUMES / GRAMP / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / quiver of ham hocks: / beer steins: / GRAMP: / GRAMP: / GRAMP: No no no no no no / GRAMP: HEY-O! Rich bard, comin' through! / NARRATOR: Henry VIII / Quiver of ham hocks / Sumo wrestler / Shakespeare (The retirement years in Stratford) / Ming the Merciless (Note: Costume also doubles as Freddie Mercury)
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091030.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 31 / 2009 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: And the winning costumes are... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / OSO: / FLACO: / NARRATOR: Sonny & Cher / NARRATOR: Chestpiece courtesy of "Hair Club for Men" / NARRATOR: Bob Mackie dress taken from a "Barbie". Perfect...fit. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Chair: / GRAMP: ZZZZZZZZ / NARRATOR: Those pilots from that waaay overdue flight / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Garbage Pail: / SHELDON: / NARRATOR: Dalek / NARRATOR: Virtually the same costume budget as the actual BBC design / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Manga character mask: / NARRATOR: Manga Sheldon / ARTHUR: I can't believe you were gonna throw this out.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091031.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 01 / 2009 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: TRICK-OR-TREATERS, BY HOUR / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / jack-o-lantern candy bucket: / Magic wand: / NARRATOR: 5:30 - 6:30 / The Bedtime Bunch / Adorable / Can barley say it / Adorable pumpkin / So innocent, sometimes the give YOU their candy / little kid: twiggar or tweet! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: 6:30 - 7:30 / The Magic Hour / Super energetic / Secretly eats their candy between each house / Blood sugar levels are 95% actual sugars / young boy: trick or treat / trick or treat / trick r / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / porch pumpkin: / NARRATOR: 7:30 - 8:30 / Night of the Living High Schoolers / Costume consists of a 'Linkin Park' T-Shirt / Language has reverted / You're pretty sure their pumpkin bucket is your actual porch pumpkin / teenager: triggar treet / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: 8:30 - 9:30 / They "Should've turned off the lights" hour / Came from a college party / Going to a college party / Your house is on the way. / college student: Hey.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/091101.html
 

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