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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 05 / 2010 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / rock: / ARTHUR: You can trace every decision in your life to the ones that came before it...Each decision knocking down the next like a domino.
/ / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: It's an unending series of cause-and-effect. Your choice of friends steers your choice of colleges. Your choice of colleges steers your choice of interests. Your choice of interests steers your choice of careers... and so on and so on, ad infinitum.
/ / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / rock: / ARTHUR: But sometimes I wish I could just, you know, play a level a whole different way....see how it would've turned out different.
/ / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / rock: / ARTHUR: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / rock: / ARTHUR: Video games have kinda ruined my sense of linear causality.
/ / DANTE: ....And your ability to finish a thought successfully. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100505.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 06 / 2010 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / rock: / ARTHUR: Maybe I'm going through a mid-life crisis. ...A mid-duck crisis.
/ / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: On one side....I feel like I want a life where all futures are still possible! ....Where I could still do or be anything.
/ / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / rock: / ARTHUR: On the other side...I LIKE the comfort and security of a fixed path in life. True, unlimited, freedom-of-choice would be sort of terrifying.
/ / SHELDON: Yep. It would be the unbearable lightness of being.
/ / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / rock: / SHELDON: You've heard of "The unbearable lightness of being," right?
/ / ARTHUR: no / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / rock: / SHELDON: But...you vaguely know OF it, right?
/ / ARTHUR: no / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / rock: / SHELDON: You at least know it's a book, right?
/ / ARTHUR: no / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / rock: / SHELDON: B......ooks??
/ / ARTHUR: nope http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100506.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 07 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Chair: / OSO: / ARTHUR: Did you ever have a mid-life crisis? / GRAMP: I'm 65. I've had four or five mid-life crises. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: There's not a decade goes by that you don't find yourself asking the huge, existential questions. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Chair: / OSO: / ARTHUR: So...a mid-life crisis isn't really a MID-LIFE crisis? / GRAMP: More accurate to describe it as "Amid life, crises." http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100507.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 08 / 2010 | [[The Machito]] / Pilot: I don't get it: if your family has all the power in the Empire... Why do you guys still do the cruddy grunt-work in the ring? / Fernando: (removing hood) Because the ring IS where our power comes from. / / [[The Machito]] / Fernando: Look, if you want to control an Empire, you need to control transport. And if you want to control transport, you control the ring. / ...And only WE control the ring. / / [[The Machito]] / Pilot: But that don't mean YOU gotta work the wrenches. Hire some doofus for that. / Fernando: (taking off coat)
/ No way. Because eventually that doofus sells all he knows to the highest bidder. / / [[The Machito]] / Pilot: But you can't keep the secret forever! Eventually some company's gonna steal a ship and figure it out. / Fernando: (putting on cap)
/ Indústria Globo did, once. My great-grandfather sent half the armada to destroy their shipyards until they returned it. / / [[The Machito]] / Pilot: Oof. / Fernando: And during my great-grandma's reign, they tried it again. She had their entire headquarters razed.
/ ...Got it back the next day. / / [[The Machito]] / Pilot: OOF. / Fernando: And when two officers broke into a ring and locked themselves inside, my great uncle ordered the captain to fly the ship into a star. / / [[The Machito]] / Pilot: No way. / Fernando: And later, when plans for a ring were stolen, he had the thieves ejected into space NAKED. / / [[The Machito]] / Pilot: Jeez! Ok! Point made!
/ I ain't goin' near the dang ring! / Fernando: Also, it's like super cold in there. Like, for reals. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100508.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 10 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE (The chair)]] / Chair: / GRAMP: Whaddya say, Duck: Shall we go catch a movie tonight? / ARTHUR: Ooh! Yeah! What's playin'? / / [[THE HOUSE (The chair)]] / Chair: / Newspaper: / ARTHUR: (Gramp and Arthur both saying) No No No No Nope / GRAMP: (Gramp and Arthur both saying) No No No No Nope / / [[THE HOUSE (The chair)]] / Chair: / Newspaper: / GRAMP: Well let's just go rent a new release, then. / ARTHUR: Yeah. Ok. / / [[Video store (New release section)]] / Newspaper: / ARTHUR: (Gramp and Arthur both saying) No Nope No NO No. / GRAMP: (Gramp and Arthur both saying) No Nope No NO No. / / [[Video store]] / ARTHUR: / GRAMP: Waitaminnit. We subscirbe to tons of channels on cable: There's gotta be somethin' on at home. / / [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / remote control: / ARTHUR: (Gramp and Arthur both saying) No. No. No. No. / GRAMP: *Clik Clik Clik*
/ (Gramp and Arthur both saying) No. No. No. No. / / [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / remote control: / GRAMP: hrm. / ARTHUR: Guess that just leaves the backup ou in the garage. / / [[THE HOUSE (Garage)]] / Book: / in case of emergency box: http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100510.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 11 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: You ate my sammich, didn't you? / FLACO: squee! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Oh, don't lie to me. I know you ate it. I trusted you, and you ate it. / FLACO: squee squee squee / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Whaddya mean "it depends on your definition of eat." / FLACO: Squee: squee squee squee squee squee squee squee squee squee squee squee squee. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: / FLACO: / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Wow ok… yeah. I can see how, by that definition of awadangit combackhere http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100511.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 12 / 2010 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Did I just hear you call a "sandwich" a "sammich"? / ARTHUR: You did indeed, laddy. …It's "sandwich" the way it was mean to be pronounced. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: We can make that the case, you know. / ARTHUR: …Make what the case? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Make it so that "sammich" becomes the correct pronunciation. English is an always-changing language. And what was once slang becomes "correct" solely by popular usage. / ARTHUR: …I s'pose yer right. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: …English is sort of a language that looks at life and goes "mehhh." http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100512.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 13 / 2010 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (park)]] / ARTHUR: It can't be that easy to make a slang word an "official" word in english. / SHELDON: It sure is. Just look at "ain't." You get millions of folks usin' it for a century, and BLAM-O, "ain't" is legit. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (park)]] / SHELDON: English isn't big on following stiff rules and formalities. It's sort of a laid-back, sock-on-the-coffee-table kind of langauge. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: In fact, THAT'S IT. English is like the dude who has the gym membership brochure right there on the coffee table... But he's eatin ice cream over the sink in his undies. / ARTHUR: ...That's exactly how I picture english. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100513.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 14 / 2010 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (park)]] / ARTHUR: It's kinda funny to imagine the look of langauges, if they were actual people. / SHELDON: HA! Yeah! ...French would be all fastidiously dressed! Never allowing even one thread to be out of place... like the academie Francaise! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (park)]] / SHELDON: And German would be dressed like an experimental artist, as he mashes unrelated words together to form new, ridiculously long words. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (park)]] / SHELDON: And then there's good old english... / ARTHUR: ...With his mis-matched socks, and mustard stains over his "who farted?" shirt. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100514.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 15 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Book: / Glasses: / Captain Taneel: Whatcha workin' on Nosh? / Nosh: Well, as science officer, is my job to keep up with ALL TYPES of sciencing
/ And right now, I am researching lung capacity of common Earth-wolf. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Glasses: / Captain Taneel: Good lord...WHY? / Nosh: Pique of my interest, mostly. I read in Earth story how wolf able to bring down house with massive lung capacity.... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Captain Taneel: / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Book: / Computer: / Captain Taneel: ...Did the aforementioned wolf happen to "huff and puff" before he blew said house down? / Nosh: Yes! Amazing creature, no?
/ ...I research the pig construction techniques, next. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100515.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 17 / 2010 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / NARRATOR: It begins with an unnecessary spasm of barking and terror / OSO: hype hype hype hype hype / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / NARRATOR: Followed by a smoker's-cough lull / OSO: Blemf hurr kaff thnurr / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / NARRATOR: Followed by renewed terror / OSO: hype hype hype hype hype hype / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / flowers: / NARRATOR: ...It is the mating call of the wild pug ...may science never learn its mysteries http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100517.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 18 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Laptop: / NARRATOR: Twitter: How Twitter Works.
/ Twitter is a micro-blogging service that allows you to update the world with CRITICAL information about your goings-on / ARTHUR: "Aww yeah... Ham Sammich Timmmme!" / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Laptop: / NARRATOR: But you have to write in 140 characters or less, which leads to pentagon-levels of acronyms and weird shortened words: / ARTHUR: "Lol whl wtchg SW4:ANH wrst Jawas Evah! Ooop BRB forgot ham sammich" / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Laptop: / NARRATOR: You can also send private DIRECT messages to other Twitter users, just by putting a "D" in front of their name. / ARTHUR: * type type type * / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Laptop: / NARRATOR: But no one ever remembers the dang "D".. so the entire world gets private messages like: / ARTHUR: "@Flaco: keep it to yourself, but the doc sez I have a goiter on my but."
/ OH NO! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100518.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 19 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Laptop: / SHELDON: You gotta give Twitter a try, Gramp. It's a fun way to stay connected with friends and family. / GRAMP: Um. OK. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: Gramp. "Hello, Twitter. I'm trying this out." / NARRATOR: Updated today via web. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Laptop: / GRAMP: ...And that's it? / SHELDON: That's it! Now you just gotta stick with it. Type in all the interesting stuff you do as you do it. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: Gramp. "Hello, Twitter. I'm trying this out." / NARRATOR: Updated 289 days ago via web. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100519.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 20 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: / GRAMP: Look, I'm a contentedly unsociable guy...and Twitter just doesn't do it for me. I'm fine with my "Social Network" being my family. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: So? Twitter's great for that! Just follow your family's Twitter feeds. / GRAMP: Following you guys IS the problem! I don't follow you at all. / / FLACO: FlacoSquee. "Squee? SqueeSqueeSquee."
/ 6 minutes ago via web. / ARTHUR: ArthurTDuck. "I have looked upon awesomeness and found only myself therein."
/ 30 minutes ago via web. / SHELDON: SheldonSoft. "@FlacoSquee Having said that tho: you seen that the mashup of that video with Darth Vader?"
/ 50 minutes ago via web. / ARTHUR: ArthurTDuck. "Methinks it can. Methinks it can."
/ 2 hours ago via web. / SHELDON: SheldonSoft. "@FlacoSquee All you ever link to is Muppet stuff--are you aware of that?"
/ 3 hours ago via web / ARTHUR: ArthurTDuck. "Can one duck's fram contain the sum total of awesomeness?"
/ 5 hours ago via web / FLACO: FlacoSquee. "Squee! tinyurl.com/yzn006g"
/ 6 hours ago via web http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100520.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 21 / 2010 | [[Twitter]] / GRAMP: Beginning sandwich process. Sandwich knife has dried crusty bits on handle. Dishwasher not wrkg? [updated 10 minutes ago via web] / / [[Twitter]] / GRAMP: Fridge: Found slightly dated turkey slices. Too scared to try. Put back in fridge... opted for ham [updated 7 minutes ago via web] / / [[Twitter]] / GRAMP: Chose two bread slices from *middle* of loaf. Hate end bits: taste like bike seat. [updated 3 minutes ago via web] / / [[Kitchen (near Counter)]] / Food: / Laptop: Processed Delayed: Being accosted by surly duck, will try to appease with bike-seat bits if bread-loaf. / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: It's not that micro a micro-blogging service!!! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100521.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 22 / 2010 | [[The Machito]] / Orla O'Malley: / Captain: Ok. Ms. Xenobiologist, let's lay it on the line: What planet do we go to first? Where do we find creatures like HIM? / Pilot: I'd start on Handsome IV, in the Handsome System. / / [[The Machito]] / Orla O'Malley: It's tricky, Cap'n. I've checked every database... Going all the way back to Emperor Conrado's reign. / ...No human has ever reported a creature like him. / / [[The Machito]] / Captain: / Orla O'Malley: Surprisingly, the best place to start MIGHT be Nosh's home-world. His people are wanderers... And gatherers of facts n' figures. / Nosh: Is true! / Today I learn it is GRANT who is buried in Grant's tomb! / / [[The Machito]] / Captain: / Pilot: / Orla O'Malley: And the Empire has only digitized a third of their libraries... So there's plenty to search. / Nosh: But wait. HOLD THE PHONES.
/ Did OTHER Grants bury Grant in Grant's tomb? And if so, where is those Grants buried? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100522.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 24 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / Dumbbell: / FLACO: KRAK / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / Dumbbell: / FLACO: KRAK / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / Dumbbell: / FLACO: huffa Huffa HUFFA / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / Dumbbell: / FLACO: hrrnnhhhrnnnn... / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / Dumbbell: / FLACO: nnnn... / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / Dumbbell: / ARTHUR: It'd be WAY more impressive if it wasn't six coffee lids on a straw. / FLACO: Squee... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100524.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 25 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: / NARRATOR: TODAY: PUNCTUATION MARKS THAT NEVER CAUGHT ON... / GRAMP: Gentlemen, Gentlemen, GENTLEMEN....A new frozen yogurt place just opened on Main St / NARRATOR: To the car! Quickly! / / [[THE HOUSE (Bedroom)]] / Bed: / OSO: / GRAMP: Oh goody. Your butt is on my pillow / NARRATOR: Why haven't I put doorway gates all over the house?? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Coffee Cup: / GRAMP: Oh sure: I could give up coffee anytime I want / NARRATOR: This is a lie. We both know it. Leave me to my bean juice. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100525.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 26 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / Chair: / Lamp: / Picture: / GRAMP: Hey Duck! Duck! Come check this out! / / [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / Chair: / Lamp: / Picture: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: / / [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / Chair: / Lamp: / Picture: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: / / [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / Chair: / Lamp: / Picture: / GRAMP: I'm doing interpretive dance. / ARTHUR: I don't get it. What am I checking out? / / [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / Chair: / Lamp: / Picture: / GRAMP: ...sitting / ARTHUR: Ah ha. I see. And you're interpreting...? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100526.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 27 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Wait for it / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Wait for it / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: ...Wait for it... / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Et, Voilà! La grande finale! / ARTHUR: et voilà! The duck had stopped paying attention a good few minutes ago... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100527.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 28 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: It's embarrassing to THINK your phone is vibrating in your pocket...and it ISN'T.
/ Sure.
/ ...But did you know that there are actually THREE LEVELS of embarrassment in this scenario? / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: (1) The phone in your pocket is not, in fact, ringing. / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: (2) There is not, in fact, a phone in your pocket at all / / [[THE HOUSE]] / FLACO: / NARRATOR: (3) You have not, in fact, ever owned a phone (...or worn pants for that matter) http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100528.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 29 / 2010 | [[Space (Outside view of the Machito)]] / Machito: / Captain Taneel: OK people, listen up: we'll be on the Veetan homeworld in 20 minutes / / [[Machito]] / Pilot's chair: / Captain Taneel: I want your gravity belts ON at all times. This planet is denser than my great aunt Gertie...and if you take that belt off, your lumbar region crunches into a lumber region... / The Pilot: Two bad zingers in one announcement. Nice work. / / [[Machito]] / Pilot's chair: / Captain Taneel: Bottom line: Veetans may be able to shrug off their massive gravity like it's nuthin'-but WE can't. / The Pilot: Dang! Your people must be wicked strong. / Nosh: We are pacifists, so "strong" is not a word we focus on. / / [[Machito]] / Nosh: But by your standardings, YES. I am pretty strong.
/ ...I could squash a grape like a grape! / / [[Machito]] / Nosh: / / [[Machito]] / Pilot's chair: / The Pilot: / Nosh: ...is not best use of that saying, I think. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100529.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 31 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: Have you heard about those shoes that "shape your thighs as you walk"?
/ Here's what you need to know! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: (1) They have gigantic, curved soles. / / [[carnival]] / NARRATOR: (2) They contain more rubber than a carnival bounce-house. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: (3) And they double as a class-4 boat. / Italian : O Solo Mio http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100531.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 01 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom Hallway)]] / NARRATOR: Getting through food poisoning requires FAITH, HOPE and LOVE / NARRATOR: FAITH / ARTHUR: surely... surely THAT was my last time throwing up.... / / [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom Hallway)]] / NARRATOR: HOPE / ARTHUR: oh NO
/ hope I can make it
/ hope i can make it
/ hope i can make it
/ hope i can make it / / [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom Hallway)]] / Bath Mat: / NARRATOR: LOVE / ARTHUR: I LOVE that we sprung for the extra fluffy bath mats. / NARRATOR: (...and the greatest of these is LOVE.) http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100601.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 02 / 2010 | [[Bathroom]] / NARRATOR: In the first hour of food poisoning, you quickly realize: / ARTHUR: this is the worst / / [[Bathroom]] / NARRATOR: But something happens in hour two: you get this brief moment of clarity and insight. / ARTHUR: This is actually an evolutionary miracle! My stomach is able to detect and expel poisons! …poisons!! / / [[Bathroom]] / ARTHUR: / NARRATOR: But then hours 3-20 are back to… / (SOUND FX): HORRRRKK http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100602.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 03 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom)]] / NARRATOR: THERE ARE THREE STAGES TO FOOD POISONING / NARRATOR: (1) The first stage is the terrifying realization of what awaits you in the next 24 hours. / ARTHUR: Oh GOODY...I haven't done sit-ups and crunches for months. This should make up for that deficit. / / [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom)]] / toilet: / NARRATOR: (2) The next stage is "Endless hours of werewolf impersonations" / ARTHUR: ooooeeerraaahroooooo / / [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom)]] / toilet: / NARRATOR: (3) And the final, "successful" stage: laying listless on the bathroom floor, in a glass of ice water you spilled 25 minutes earlier. / ARTHUR: ... it is what it is. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100603.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 04 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE (Bedroom)]] / Bed: / NARRATOR: Friends, were you recently sick, but are now feeling much, much better? / ARTHUR: Why, yes. / / [[THE HOUSE (Bedroom)]] / Bed: / NARRATOR: Well Lordy-lord: DO NOT tell your friends 'n family that! / ARTHUR: * ting-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling * / / [[THE HOUSE (Bedroom)]] / Bed: / NARRATOR: Keep that gravy train rollin'! Vacation at home, baby! / GRAMP: NO. ...STOP. Out of bed. You haven't been sick for days. / ARTHUR: ...but ouchie tum-tum hurt-hurt. Need more chocky ice c'eam http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100604.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 07 / 2010 | [[room]] / shoebox: / ARTHUR: What the? An empty shoebox? / Who leaves a shoebox just sittin' around? / / [[room]] / shoebox: / ARTHUR: / / [[room]] / shoebox: / ARTHUR: This anyone's shoebox??
/ Hello? Anyone home? / / [[room]] / shoebox: / ARTHUR: hello? / / [[room]] / shoebox: / ARTHUR: / / [[room]] / shoebox: / ARTHUR: bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100607.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 08 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Box: / ARTHUR: Rooom. Rooom. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Box: / ARTHUR: MRRRRAOWW! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Box: / ARTHUR: Taka taka tak. Taka taka tak. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Box: / ARTHUR: MRRRAOWW! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Box: / ARTHUR: VA BOOSH! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Box: / ARTHUR: boop! boop! boop! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Box: / ARTHUR: thbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: If'n you wanna go EVER wheres, you kinda gotta go NO wheres. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100608.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 09 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / Box: / ARTHUR: THBBBBBBBBBBBBBB / / [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / Box: / ARTHUR: bbbbbbb * / GRAMP: (walks by with laundry) / / [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / Box: / ARTHUR: (stares) / GRAMP: (stares) / / [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / Box: / ARTHUR: (stares) / GRAMP: (stares) / / [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / Box: / ARTHUR: (stares) / GRAMP: (walks away) / / [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / Box: / ARTHUR: (stares) / / [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / Box: / ARTHUR: (stares) / / [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / Box: / ARTHUR: thbbbbbbbbbbbbb http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100609.html |
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