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#74 - 3200 Biff tests his new 3200 speed film by attempting to photograph "the man in the sun."
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/06/19/74-3200/
#85 - Study Why you shouldn't use a 5000 watt bulb in your study lamp.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/07/14/206/
#100 - Suspenders Biff's suspender's are too tight.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/08/18/100-suspenders
#100 - Suspenders Biff's suspenders are too tight
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/08/18/100-suspenders/
#101 - Water Biff would spend his Sunday afternoons in the kitchen bending water with his mind.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/08/21/101-water/
#102 - Fridge It's hot, you run home' you're thirsty, you go to the fridge, you pull the handle real hard. The fridge has wheels.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/08/23/102-fridge/
#103 - Toothbrush [[A blue beam from a toothbrush passes through where Biff's head used to be.]] / It is a bad idea to use James Bond's toothbrush.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/08/25/103-toothbrush/
#104 - Jump [[The lower end of both Biff and the bed on which he is laying stick out of a wall.]] / People in the habit of jumping into bed should remember to lock down the wheels.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/08/28/104-jump/
#105 - Puffer Fish [[Biff lays on a water bed out of which small streams are a-spewing.]] / It is not necessarily a good idea to keep your puffer fish inside your water bed.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/08/30/105-puffer-fish/
#106 - Spacecraft [[Biff's legs can be seen sticking out from under a visible section of a large metal object.]] / It is bad to get an ice cream headache while levitating your space craft above your head.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/09/01/106-spacecraft/
#107 - Dirt [[Biff lays small piles of dirt in a road with a shovel.]] / Biff's summer job 1989: Putting dirt in the road.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/09/04/107-dirt/
#108 - Homing [[Biff has an orange rectangle over his eyes.]] / How you can tell when your homing cheese has returned.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/09/06/108-homing/
#109 - Horizon [[Biff sits behind a small wooden cutout of what appears to be a desert buttes and a sun hanging on a string.]] / What's waiting beyond the horizon and why it is not such a big deal.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/09/08/109-horizon/
#110 - Plumbing [[Biff is floating out to space. A large section of the earth in the background has been destroyed.]] / Unfortunately a clockwise flushing Australian toilet is incompatible with counterclockwise American plumbing.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/09/11/110-plumbing/
#111 - Trap [[Biff reaches for a mousetrap.]] / Another marketing failure: the combination moustrap/car key holder.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/09/13/111-trap/
#112 - Thinking [[While Biff reads the newspaper, steam gushes through pipes sticking out of his hat.]] / Biff studies the stock market in his steam powered thinking cap.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/09/15/112-thinking/
#113 - Drink How to tell when your drink is too cold.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/09/18/113-drink/
#114 - Yacht [[Biff in a life-vest floats in the ocean.]] / The doggy-door salesman was so good, Biff bought one for his yacht.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/09/20/114-yacht/
#115 - Fluffy Although fluffy bunny makes a good companion at bed time, he's more or less just a sponge at bath time.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/09/22/115-fluffy/
#116 - Squirt If you fill your squirt gun with milk on a really hot day, you risk a cottage cheese backfire.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/09/25/116-squirt/
#117 - Drive [[Biff's eyebrows are completely straight and pulled behind his head.]] / Why Biff doesn't drive with the top down.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/09/27/117-drive/
#118 - Friday On Friday, a more direct delivery of the coffee is required.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/09/29/118-friday/
#119 - Lemon [[Biff is sprawled on the bathroom floor holding his face.]] / Biff learns that it's a bad idea to keep fresh squeezed lemon juice in the medicine cabinet next to the eye drops.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/10/02/0119-lemon/
#120 - Payphone Getting tired of the payphone that mysteriously rings all the time, Biff decides to / install an answering machine.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/10/04/120-payphone/
#121 - Pen Another shirt is ruined as Biff absent-mindedly attempted to sharpen his pen.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/10/06/121-pen/
#122 - Static Beware of the static electricity field when you turn off your really really really big T.V.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/10/09/122-static/
#123 - Bus After counting the bricks on the side of the building for the third time, it occurred to Biff that maybe this bus didn't run on Sunday.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/10/11/123-bus/
#124 - Recital [[A Pontiac Vibe is smashed head-first into a piano up on a stage.]] / Although he did arrive on time, Biff's first piano recital was a failure.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/10/13/124-recital/
#125 - Idea [[As Biff looks in the mirror, a lamp behind him casts the reflection of a light bulb directly above his head.]] / As Biff was installing his new mirror he thought he had an idea.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/10/16/125-idea/
#126 - Crow Biff's two favorite kinds of birds are the crow... and the crow again.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/10/18/126-crow/
#127 - Popcorn [[Biff sits in an umbrella hat at a table with a large "Fresh Popcorn" sign. It is raining.]] / Biff realizes why there was no competition at the outdoor market during monsoon season.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/10/20/127-popcorn/
#128 - Battery [[Biff prepares bacon and eggs on his laptop keyboard.]] / Even though the electricity was out there was enough battery power left to prepare breakfast.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/10/23/128-battery/
#129 - Crayon the onset of cold weather forces Biff to reevaluate the location of his crayon art gallery.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/10/25/129-crayon/
#130 - Candles Biff realizes that he shouldn't keep the dynamite next to the emergency candles.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/10/27/130-candles/
#131 - Pumpkin [[Biff sits in front of a mass of orange debris. Yellow goo has been splattered all over.]] / Biff realizes that a jackhammer is not good for pumpkin carving.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/10/30/131-pumpkin/
#132 - Yawn Biff learns that it is bad to do a yawn-stretch in a house with low ceilings.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/11/01/132-yawn/
#133 - Cell Phone Biff learns the danger of interstellar travel while on his cell phone.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/11/03/133-cell-phone/
#134 - Soda Biff realizes why his combination clothes dryer and soda vending machine was a failure.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/11/06/134-soda/
#135 - Orange Biff realizes that it is bad to mistake an orange peeler for his tooth brush.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/11/08/135-orange/
#136 - Hungry Sometimes when you are really hungry, the fast food commercials can be a little overwhelming.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/11/10/136-hungry/
#137 - Recliner Biff learns what the handle on the other side of the recliner is for.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/11/13/137-recliner/
#138 - Song [[Biff is holding a power drill. The drill bit is sticking through his head.]] / Biff finds that when he has a song stuck in his head, power tools are the only solution.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/11/15/138-song/
#139 - Weed You know you have neglected the yard work for too long when the weeds have bark.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/11/17/139-weed/
#140 - Heater When the bathwater gets cold Biff likes to warm it back up with his electric space heater.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/11/20/140-heater/
#141 - Sun Biff learns it is bad to use a magnifying glass to look for the man in the sun.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/11/22/141-sun/
#142 - Cordless The new cordless Biff.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/11/24/142-cordless/
#143 - Unicycle The dangers of learning to be a clown.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/11/27/143-unicycle/
#144 - Glacier Biff realizes that crushing pennies under a glacier isn't nearly as exiting as under a train.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/11/29/144-glacier/
#145 - Star [[a man lies on the ground with his upper body crushed by a meteorite]] / If you are making a wish on a shooting star and it keeps getting bigger... run
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/12/01/145-star/
#146 - Fossil [[In a rock face lies a large, bird-like fossil with Biff eyebrows and mouth.]] / The 1861 Bavaria, Germany dig was most notable for the discovery of the first fossil of Archaeopterbiff.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/12/04/146-fossil/
#147 - Cement [[Biff chisels a baby pool full of solid gray material.]] / Storing your cash in a baby pool full of cement is inconvenient when your bills are due.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/12/06/147-cement/
#148 - Rubber Band One rubber band too many causes Biff's rubber band ball to form a new black hole.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/12/08/148-rubber-band/
#149 - Grand Canyon While at Grand Canyon National Park, Biff realized that his shirt pocket is a bad location for his iPod.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/12/11/149-grand-canyon/
#150 - Mouse Trap Even after purchasing the most expensive mouse trap he could find, Biff's rodent / problem continued.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/12/13/150-mouse-trap
#150 - Mouse Trap Even after purchasing the most expensive mouse trap he could find, Biff's rodent problem continued.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/12/13/150-mouse-trap/
#151 - Sword Biff realizes why sword swallowers tilt their head back.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/12/15/151-sword/
#152 - Sky dive Sky dive solitaire never caught on.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/12/18/152-skydive/
#153 - Gingerbread Biff realizes that gingerbread is not a structurally sound building material.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/12/20/153-gingerbread/
#154 - Sneeze Biff learns that sneezing and model ship building don't mix.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/12/22/154-sneeze/
#155 - Space Walk Biff realizes that he should swallow his gum before going on a space walk.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/12/25/155-space-walk/
#156 - Sledding Biff realizes that there is a reason nobody sleds down the back side of that hill.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/12/27/156-sledding/
#156 - Sledding Biff realizes that there is a reason that nobody sleds down the back side of that hill.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/12/27/156-sledding/#comments
#157 - Snowman Biff uses more sticks when he makes a snowman.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/12/29/157-snowman/
#158 - Mattress Biff realizes that it is not more comfortable on the inside of the mattress.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/01/01/158-mattress/
#159 - Chips [[A man wearing a plastic face mask is about to open a bag of chips]] / Biff always takes precautions before opening a bag of chips.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/01/02/159-chips/
#160 - Tetris No matter how good you are at tetris, eventually your wall will have one painting / too many.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/01/03/160-tetris
#160 - Tetris No matter how good you are at Tetris, eventually your wall will have one painting too many.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/01/03/160-tetris/
#161 - Leak [[Biff is lying in bed, with water up to the bottom of his bed]] / Biff realizes that he waited too long to fix that leaking faucet when he is woken up by the ceiling.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/01/04/161-leak/
#161 - Leak Biff realizes that he waited too long to fix that leaking faucet when he is woken up by the ceiling.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/01/04/161-leak/#comments
#162 - Slippers Biff finds that regular slippers just are not warm enough.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/01/05/162-slippers/
#163 - Water Ski As the tiny boat struggled to pull him, Biff realized that the squirrel must weigh a lot less than him.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/01/08/163-water-ski/
#164 - Spaghetti To save his clean silverware, Biff likes to make his spaghetti out of one super long noodle.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/01/09/164-spaghetti/
#165 - Painting The painting above the TV would never hang straight, but the legs on the table and chair were easy to saw.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/01/10/165-painting/
#166 - Lost [[Biff is walking through the forest with a large backpack filled with small electronic devices, dropping them behind him one by one as a trail as he walks.]] / Ever since the invention of the hand-held GPS unit, Biff has not been afraid of getting lost in the woods.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/01/11/166-lost/
#167 - Vacation Although he did arrive at his destination on time, once again the shipping company had lost his bags.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/01/12/167-vacation/
#168 - Sword [[Biff, on his back, holds the handle of a large sword that is stuck in the ground]] / Before you lift it over your head, make sure / the sword isn't heavier than you are.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/01/15/168-sword/
#169 - Socks When socks loose their elasticity and keep falling down, a staple gun comes in handy.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/01/16/169-socks/
#170 - Wax In the snowy season waxing the two long edges of the envelope will get it through the postal system faster.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/01/17/170-wax/
#171 - Pole The first annual telephone-pole-vault competition got off to a bad start.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/01/18/171-pole/
#172 - Pool [[Biff is flooded by water pouring from a space in a brick wall]] / Biff realizes why the basement door to the / pool is always locked.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/01/19/172-pool/
#173 - Jacket [[Biff is attempting to put on a jacket which has a hole in the side, and the end of the sleeve stitched up.]] / Biff realizes that when you bring your jacket in to have a hole repaired you need to be specific.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/01/22/173-jacket/
#174 - Potato [[Biff, in a farmer getup, stands near a dynamite plunger.]] / Harvest day is an exciting time on Biff's / mashed potato farm.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/01/23/174-potato/
#175 - Keys Tired of losing his car keys, Biff kept a few spares by his front door.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/01/24/175-keys/
#176 - Shredder [[Biff is in an office with a shredder attached and sticking out below his chin.]] / Biff realizes that he needs to watch where his / tie goes when using the office shredder.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/01/25/176-shredder/
#177 - Tent While camping in a very windy area, Biff realizes what the tent stakes were for.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/01/26/177-tent/
#178 - Dishes When you resort to pouring the milk directly into the cereal box you know it's time to do the dishes.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/01/29/178-dishes
#178 - Dishes [[Biff is pouring milk directly into a box of cereal]] / When you resort to pouring the milk directly into the cereal box you know it's time to do the dishes.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/01/29/178-dishes/
#179 - Insomnia Although being encased in carbonite did cure his insomnia, Bill found that it made him very late to work.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/01/30/179-insomnia/
#180 - Baggage [[Biff reaches toward a conveyor for a bag that is covered in large spikes.]] / Biff never has trouble finding his bag at the airport baggage claim.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/01/31/180-baggage/
#181 - Chair [[Biff sits in a chair with many awkward protrusions.]] / While reading the owners manual Biff realizes that his chair is the most complicated part of his job.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/02/01/181-chair/
#182 - Stick Biffs new electric walking stick was great for hiking, but the battery pack made it less than convenient.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/02/02/182-stick/
#183 - Housework [[Biff vacuums under furniture that is suspended in the air.]] / One day while doing housework, Biff finally came up with a use for that levitation potion he had been saving all this time.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/02/05/183-housework/
#184 - Ice [[In his cubicle, Biff holds a glass under a large, dripping mass of ice.]] / It was expensive to move the iceberg onto the roof of the building, but the constant supply of cold water in his cubicle was worth it.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/02/06/184-ice/
#185 - Balloon [[Biff is in a hot-air balloon that has a large hole. Fireworks explode around him.]] / Biff realizes that it is not a good idea to watch the fireworks display from the air.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/02/07/185-balloon/
#186 - Paint Biff felt that painting the first room took too long.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/02/08/186-paint/
#187 - Vending It's always risky getting the coffee from the top row.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/02/09/187-vending/
#188 - Dust [[Biff is holding a baseball bat in a threatening manner while looking at various items in his living room.]] / Threatening the objects in his living room with a bat didn't stop them from attracting dust.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/02/12/188-dust/
#189 - Lamp Once a month Biff takes his lamp to the chiropractor to have its neck adjusted.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/02/13/189-lamp/
#190 - Lava Sometimes Biff finds it is hard to get to the phone in time since the floor is made of lava.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/02/14/190-lava
#190 - Lava [[Biff steppes from his couch to his coffee table toward the phone. The floor is made of lava.]] / Sometimes Biff finds it hard to get to the phone in time since the floor is made of lava.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/02/14/190-lava/
#191 - Darts [[Biff, in a throwing position, has a dart stuck in his forehead]] / Biff realizes that it is bad to play darts outside on a windy day.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/02/15/191-darts/
#192 - Lip Biff realizes the danger of sucking his lip into a bottle.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/02/16/192-lip/
#193 - Meatloaf The meatloaf was definitely hard to cut but the chainsaw caused more problems than it solved.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/02/19/193-meatloaf/
#194 - Toys Biff discovers the limit of his upstairs toy room.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/02/20/194-toys/
#195 - Skip Technology changes so fast, once a year Biff goes to the beach to see which portable electronic device he can skip the farthest.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/02/21/195-skip/
#196 - Grease Biff realizes that he shouldn't use his hand exerciser while eating greasy potato chips.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/02/22/196-grease/
#197 - Vacuum Biff learns that he should turn off the vacuum before looking to see where that penny went.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/02/23/197-vacuum/
#197 - Vacuum [[Biff's face inside the vacuum]] / Biff learns that he should turn off the vacuum before looking to see where that penny went.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/02/23/197-vacuum/#comments
#198 - Briefcase Biff bought a new locking briefcase so that nobody would steal any of his ideas.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/02/26/198-briefcase/
#199 - Phase Biff discovers that the ability to pass through solid objects is inconvenient when it only happens randomly.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/02/27/199-phase
#199 - Phase Biff discovers that the ability to pass through solid objects is inconvenient when it only happens randomly.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/02/27/199-phase/
#200 - Parallel Biff realizes that it is hard to parallel park at the speed of light
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/03/12/200-parallel/
The Book of Biff Webcomic » Archive » #201 - Squirrel Biff thought that the squirrels chose this tree for food and shelter but in reality it's for the exceptional cell phone reception.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/03/13/201-squirrel/
#202 - Helicopter [[A frusterated Biff holds his disembodied eyebrows.]] / Biff realizes that he dislikes helicopters.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/03/14/202-helicopter/
#203 - Peas Biff finds that frozen peas are an effective headache reliever.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/03/15/203-peas/
#204 - Stale As he calls to complain to the restaurant, Biff learns that the delivery driver is armed with stale pizza.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/03/16/204-stale/
The Book of Biff Webcomic » Archive » #205 - Vinyl Biff found that he had to adjust his vinyl record collection before he could import them into his computer.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/03/19/205-vinyl/
The Book of Biff Webcomic » Archive » #206 - Lamp Sometimes Biff regrets putting the lamp so far away from his comfy chair.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/03/20/206-lamp/
#207 - Movies Biff likes to sit alone at the movie theater.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/03/21/207-movies/
#208 - Moving Biff realizes that in order to unload the truck he should have parked it facing down the hill.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/03/22/208-moving/
#209 - Comics Biff's taste in comic books has gotten him kicked out of a lot of stores.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/03/23/209-comics/
#210 - Time [[Biff looks at a bottle of purple liquid.]] / Biff managed to capture time in a bottle but was disappointed to find it / tasted like flat root beer.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/03/26/210-time/
#211 - Bubbles Now that he's living by himself Biff realizes that he can use as much bubble bath as he wants.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/03/27/211-bubbles/
#212 - Oatmeal To liven up his mornings, Biff modified his coffee maker to produce caffeinated oatmeal.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/03/28/212-oatmeal/
#213 - Scoop Biff realizes he should have stopped at the 11th scoop.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/03/29/213-scoop/
#214 - Stare Biff realizes that if you stare at the ceiling long enough, it gets really angry.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/03/30/214-stare/
#215 - Helium Biff realizes that he mixed up the CO2 and helium tanks.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/04/02/215-helium/
#216 - Trampoline Biff finds that a trampoline comes in handy when cleaning the 2nd floor windows.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/04/03/216-trampoline/
#217 - Laundry To save time on laundry day, Biff shrinks all of his clothes so that he only has to do one load.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/04/04/217-laundry/
#218 - Museum As the museum alarm sounded, Biff realized that he should have put his shoes on before using the invisible spray.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/04/05/218-museum/
#219 - Brick After trying out his new fireplace, Biff realizes that cheddar was a bad choice of building material.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/04/06/219-brick/
#220 - Intruder Biff waited for the intruder to come closer since his glue gun only had a 6 foot cord.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/04/09/220-intruder/
#221 - Woofer Biff realized that his stereo was too loud as the walls started to liquefy.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/04/10/221-woofer/
#222 - Socks Biff discovers his sock drawer can bend the space-time continuum.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/04/11/222-socks/
#223 - Oxygen If the oxygen taxes ever got out of hand, Biff knew his amphibian heritage would / come in handy.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/04/12/223-oxygen/
#224 - Gypsum Like most people Biff was caught off-guard by the drywall rebellion of 1996.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/04/13/224-gypsum/
#225 - Flashlight Biff realizes he should leave his flashlight on the "stun" setting.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/04/16/225-flashlight/
#226 - Mail To save time, Biff decided to mount his shredder inside of his mailbox.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/04/17/226-mail/
#227 - Peel Biff realizes that he should not have eaten that radioactive banana.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/04/18/227-peel/
#228 - Seat Biff realizes that he shouldn't fall asleep in the chair with the ejection seat.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/04/19/228-seat/
#229 - Roof Biff decides to see how many helium balloons it would take to raise the roof.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/04/20/229-roof/
#230 - Lane Biff didn't have room for a regulation length bowling lane in his living room.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/04/23/230-lane/
#231 - Clip Biff realizes that he fell asleep while organizing his paper clip sculpture collection.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/04/24/231-clip/
#232 - Sandwich Biff realizes that he shouldn't have filled his lunch cooler with liquid nitrogen.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/04/25/232-sandwich/
#233 - Gloves As the conveyor belt started moving, Biff realized his job would involve a different kind of boxing.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/04/26/233-gloves/
#234 Bed Time Biff learns he should re-align his backyard catapult after windy days.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/04/27/234-bed-time/
#235 - Pizza Biff learns that when the pizza dough recipe calls for a tablespoon of yeast it doesn't mean a spoon the size of a table.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/04/30/235-pizza/
#236 - Crane Biff finds that thin crust pizza works the best for origami.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/05/01/236-crane/
#237 - Sauce Biff finds that fresh pizza comes in handy when spot welding the sculptures in his back yard.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/05/02/237-sauce/
#237 - Sauce [[Biff welds a metal sculpture together with a piece of pizza]] / Biff finds that fresh pizza comes in handy when spot welding the sculptures in his back yard.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/05/02/237-sauce/#comments
#238 - Pepperoni Early spring is the best time to go pepperoni snorkeling in deep dish lake.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/05/03/238-pepperoni/
#239 - Top Five Although the vintage pizza was still in the original wrapper, the sound quality wasn't very good.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/05/04/239-top-five/
#240 - Early Bird On days when he is short on time, Biff will shower in his work clothes and sleep in the dryer.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/05/07/240-early-bird/
#241 - Roasted Biff would eat peanut butter and jelly more often if it didn't take so long to prepare.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/05/08/241-roasted
#241 - Roasted Biff would eat peanut butter and jelly more often if it didn't take so long to prepare.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/05/08/241-roasted/
#242 - Sandals Biff realizes that his new jellyfish sandals are not as comfortable as they looked.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/05/09/242-sandals/
#243 - Bran Biff never liked the taste of super noodle bran, but it always came with the best toys.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/05/10/243-bran/
#244 - Launch Biff realizes that he shouldn't have included such a powerful launch feature on the toaster.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/05/11/244-launch
#244 - Launch Biff realizes that he shouldn't have included such a powerful launch feature on the toaster.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/05/11/244-launch/
#245 - Grass Biff learns that flying his helicopter upside down is not a good way to mow the lawn.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/05/14/245-grass/
#246 - Guitar Biff realizes that rubber bands don't sound good as guitar strings.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/05/15/246-guitar/
#247 - Spring Its never really spring for Biff until he gets a taste of his first chocolate covered frozen reuben sandwich of the year.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/05/16/247-spring/
#248 - Kite Biff realizes that getting his kite back from this tree is going to be harder than he thought.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/05/17/248-kite/
#249 - Flour As he was trying to unclog the kitchen sink, Biff realized that the flour was not as "all-purpose" as the package claimed.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/05/18/249-flour
#249 - Flour As he was trying to unclog the kitchen sink, Biff realized that the flour was not as "all-purpose" as the package claimed.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/05/18/249-flour/
#250 - Condensed Biff discovers the danger of mixing condensed soup with evaporated milk.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/05/21/250-condensed/
#251 - Hype Biff found that the new 3-D radio didn't live up to all the media hype.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/05/22/251-hype/
#252 - Apple Biff's favorite party game has always been bobbing for razor blade apples.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/05/23/252-apple/
#253 - Lava Biff realizes that his lunch box thermos is not a good place to store his lava samples.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/05/24/253-lava/
#253 - Lava Biff realizes that his lunch box thermos is not a good place to store his lava samples.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/05/24/253-lava/#comments
#254 - Spider A really powerful vacuum comes in handy when you are afraid of spiders.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/05/25/254-spider/
#255 - Hooked Biff realizes that it's hard to go fishing when there's a low cloud cover.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/05/28/255-hooked/
#256 - Cube Biff realizes that he needs to have his ice machine adjusted.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/05/29/256-cube/
#257 - Bulb Biff checks on his new crop of lamps from the bulbs he planted last summer.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/05/30/257-bulb/
#258 - Copy Biff finds that a photocopier comes in handy when he wants to file away some / ideas for safe keeping.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/05/31/259-copy/
#259 - Cup The first time Biff went to the drive-through, he realized that installing the deadly laser security system wasn't a good idea.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/06/01/259-cup/
#260 - ATM Tired of driving all over town to find an ATM, Biff decides to have one installed in his chest.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/06/04/260-atm/
#261 - Dryer Sometimes when the line to the microwave at work is too long Biff warms up his lunch in the bathroom.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/06/05/261-dryer/
#262 - Straw Even after another 3 times through the blender, Biff realized that he wasn't going to be able to drink his meatloaf through a straw.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/06/06/262-straw/
#263 - Club Biff realizes that he should take the toothpick out of the sandwich before eating it.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/06/07/263-club/
#263 - Club Biff realizes that he should take the toothpick out of the sandwich before eating it.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/06/07/263-club/#comments
#264 - Size Biff realizes that the new air conditioner he was installing is much smaller than the one it replaced.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/06/08/264-size/
#265 - Tunnel Biff finds that he eats out more often since he installed a wind tunnel in his kitchen.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/06/11/265-tunnel/
#266 - Dairy After watching it slowly ooze out of the bottle, Biff decided that he shouldn't eat his cereal with 200% milk.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/06/12/266-dairy/
#267 - Scrub After a few weeks of washing dishes by hand, Biff realized that he needs to use / a less abrasive sponge.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/06/13/267-scrub/
#268 - Marble Biff realizes that it's a bad idea to challenge a giant to a game of marbles.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/06/14/268-marble/
#269 - Stress After coming home from work with a head full of stressful thoughts, Biff finds it nice to put on a spare.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/06/15/269-stress/
#270 - Fort After injecting the cushions with cement, Biff knew his fort would survive that inevitable pillow assault.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/06/18/270-fort/
#271 - Carve Biff realizes that it's a bad idea to practice wood carving while his spacecraft is reentering the atmosphere.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/06/19/271-carve/
#272 - Storm Biff finds that it's hard to tell where he's going during a melon storm.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/06/20/272-storm/
#273 - Vent Biff finds that he is getting a lot more work done this summer now that he moved his desk over the air conditioning vent in the floor.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/06/21/273-vent/
#274 - Nap Biff realizes that it's a bad idea to take a nap in a construction site.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/06/22/274-nap/
#275 - Shake Even though his blender is broken, Biff realized he can still enjoy a milkshake on laundry day.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/06/25/275-shake/
#276 - Shroom Biff realizes that not all mushrooms in the forest are safe to eat.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/06/26/276-shroom/
#277 - Press Biff finds that his appetite is larger than his lunch box.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/06/27/277-press/
#278 - Snake Integrating snake DNA into his toaster turned out to be really annoying.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/06/28/278-snake/
#279 - Wind After the windstorm died down, Biff began to wonder if this camp ground had a port-o-shower as well.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/06/29/279-wind/
#280 - Crack Biff realizes that it was a bad idea to put his driveway on that fault line.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/07/02/280-crack/
#281 - Slippery Tired of getting stuck in rush hour traffic everyday, Biff decides to give non-stick cooking spray a try.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/07/03/281-slippery/
#282 - Swing Biff learns that sausages make a bad emergency chain substitute.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/07/04/282-swing/
#283 - Tiles When hopping across the kitchen floor Biff needs to remember that every 27th green tile is spring loaded.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/07/05/283-tiles/
#284 - Hand Biff realizes that having a giant robot hand is inconvenient when you want to change your shirt.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/07/06/284-hand/
#285 - Rocket Biff realizes that he should have perfected his flameproof pants before testing his rocket pack.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/07/09/285-rocket/
#286 - Scratch When Biff got his first computer, he was surprised that it came with such a cool back scratcher.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/07/10/286-scratch/
#287 - Dive Biff realizes why it is a bad idea to wear stilts on the diving board.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/07/11/287-dive/
#288 - Frayed Biff relizes that the rope was a little more frayed than he realized.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/07/12/288-frayed/
#289 - Marsh Biff realizes that his stale marshmallow boat is vulnerable to water.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/07/13/289-marsh/
#290 - Gas 27,000 miles into your trip is a bad time to realize that you left the gas cap off.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/07/16/290-gas/
The Book of Biff Webcomic » Archive » Biff realizes that he wound his grandfather clock too tightly.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/07/17/291-clock/
#292 - Armor Biff's magnetic suit of armor seemed really cool until he tried to walk past that utility pole.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/07/18/292-armor/
#293 - Fore Biff realizes that people with pale bald heads shouldn't go wandering onto the giant's golf course.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/07/19/293-fore/
#294 - Ache Biff realizes that his recent ear infections may be related to his blue porcupine pillow.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/07/20/294-ache/
#295 - Small Biff realized that as he gets older all of his favorite places have started to shrink.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/07/23/295-small/
#296 - Splinter Biff realizes that the gas powered tweezers are overkill for removing splinters.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/07/24/296-splinter/
#296 - Splinter Biff realizes that the gas powered tweezers are overkill for removing splinters.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/07/24/296-splinter/#comment-20103
#297 - Farm Even though he watered it everyday, Biff didn't get any result out of his first ant farm.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/07/25/297-farm/
#298 - Hop As his car keys hopped away, Biff's rabbit's foot key chain didn't seem very lucky.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/07/26/298-hop/
#299 - Noodler Biff frequently travels back in time so that he can enjoy a bowl of spaghetti before it was outlawed.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/07/27/299-noodler/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #301 - Change Biff realizes that he can’t just change a flat tire, it has to want to change itself first.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/07/31/301-change/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #302 - Shard Biff realizes that it was a bad idea to try and close his glass umbrella.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/08/01/302-shard/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #303 - Bargain Biff enjoys garage sailing around town to look for bargains.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/08/02/303-bargain/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #304 - Float Biff realizes that the new floor tiles would probably stick better if he drained the kitchen first.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/08/03/304-float/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #305 - Fence Biff realizes that this is the wrong kind of fence for his herd of hamsters.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/08/06/305-fence/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #306 - Jar Biff realizes that it was a bad idea to store the shards of his old broken cookie jar inside his new cookie jar.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/08/07/306-jar/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #307 - Mix Biff realizes it’s a bad idea to put on hand lotion right before sampling the snack mix.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/08/08/307-mix/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #308 - Fight After it was over, Biff realized that he could have just eaten the plate of nachos instead / of fighting it.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/08/09/308-fight/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #309 - Box Biff realizes that he needs to get a stronger bread box if he insists on buying the mouse’s favorite kind of bread.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/08/10/309-box/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #310 - Bubbles Biff realizes that it was a bad idea to use the fire extinguisher to blow bubbles in his milk.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/08/13/310-bubbles/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #311 - Tube Biff had to make another call to the city when he discovered that his macaroni tube was / overflowing again.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/08/14/311-tube/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #312 - Accident After the accident, Biff had the ability to tell the difference between a peach and a / nectarine from far, far away.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/08/15/312-accident/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #313 - Slurp The effects of the shrinking ray were very entertaining until Biff realized that he couldn’t slurp his spaghetti.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/08/16/313-slurp/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #314 - Shiver Judging by the movement of the box, Biff realized that he had to get home fast before the contents were completely awake.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/08/17/314-shiver/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #315 - Volume Biff realizes that his playing doesn’t sound any better from the inside of the guitar.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/08/20/315-volume/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #316 - Breakfast Biff enjoys an occasional powdered sugar doughbolt with breakfast.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/08/21/316-breakfast/
#317 - Golden Biff was nearly defeated by seemingly impenetrable gift wrap barrier until he remembered the golden scissors.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/08/22/317-golden/
The Book of Biff Webcomic » Archive » #318 - Soup It was when he realized that the tooth wasn't his that Biff decided he wasn't going going to leave a tip that day.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/08/23/318-soup/
#319 - Drain Biff realizes that the day you park next to the storm drain is the worst day to drop your keys.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/08/24/319-drain/
#320 - Practice To prepare for the upcoming paper airplane championship, Biff went without using his remote control for a month.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/08/27/320-practice/
#321 - Contact Biff waited to be pulled up into the alien ship until he realized that he was standing under a street light.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/08/28/321-contact/
#322 - Shirt As Biff was getting ready for the interview he realized that he didn't have a clean shirt, but he did have a permanent marker.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/08/29/322-shirt/
#323 - Lake Biff's underwater motorcycle wasn't very popular with the boat owners of the lake.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/08/30/323-lake/
#324 - Ball Biff realizes that he should have just bought a new ball when this one was kicked into the razor bush.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/08/31/324-ball/
#325 - Pool Halfway through the dive Biff realized that the neighbors had filled their pool with cement.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/09/03/325-pool/
#326 - Pet Biff realizes that he left too much food for his pet rock when he went on vacation.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/09/04/326-pet/
#327 - Shoe After wearing velcro shoes for the past year, Biff realized he forgot how to operate his regular ones.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/09/05/327-shoe/
#328 - Chair Biff learns that if you lean to far back with this chair you land in 1973.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/09/06/328-chair/
#329 - Tonic Biff realizes that this hair growth formula is not for him.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/09/07/329-tonic/
#330 - Sunblock Biff realizes that it is bad to wear tuna flavored sunblock when swimming in the ocean.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/09/10/330-sunblock/
#331 - Shoe Before leaving in the morning, Biff has to remember to check his shoes for toasters.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/09/11/331-shoe/
#332 - Energy Biff realizes that he should not have had that eleventh energy drink today.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/09/12/332-energy/
#333 - Watch Biff realizes that it is bad to mix bird watching and margaritas after dipping his binoculars in the salt.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/09/13/333-watch/
#334 - Mower Biff realizes that you don't always know what you'll get when you order online.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/09/14/334-mower/
#335 - Allergies Biff realizes that he is allergic to plaid.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/09/17/335-allergies/
#336 - Silverfish Tired of finding that bugs have damaged his comic books, Biff decides to give them a protective layer of cement.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/09/18/336-silverfish/
#338 - Pop Biff knows that he has been in the shower too long when he feels the timer pop up in the back of his head.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/09/19/338-pop/
#338 - Drawer Biff realizes that he needs to keep his forks and spoons separated after finding the drawer full of sporks.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/09/20/338-drawer/
#339 - Belt After encountering that dog, Biff realized that his beef jerky belt would never sell.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/09/21/339-belt/
#340 - Jump Biff realizes that his couch isn't tall enough for bungie jumping.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/09/24/340-jump/
#341 - Lure Biff realizes that it was a bad idea to wear his lures on his helmet while sky fishing.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/09/25/341-lure/
#342 - Down Biff realizes that the most dangerous parts of skiing in the summers are the badgers.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/09/26/342-down/
#343 - Pipe [[Biff's feet are hanging from the top of the panel, above a half pipe with an upside-down skateboard laying on it.]] Biff realized that he shouldn't have built the half pipe so close to the power lines.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/09/27/343-pipe/
#344 - Glide [[Biff is flying a holey and flaming hang-glider through clouds of smoke.]] Biff realizes that it's a bad idea to ride the thermals over an active volcano.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/09/28/344-glide/
#345 - Circular [[Biff is standing in his house holding a bladed vacuum cleaner, eyeing gashes and holes in his floor.]] Biff realizes that it was a bad idea to attach saw blades to his vacuum cleaner.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/10/01/345-circular/
#346 - Pillow [[Biff is in bed, his head resting on a spike instead of a pillow.]] Biff realizes that his new pillow is not as comfortable as the infomercial said it would be.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/10/02/346-pillow/
#347 - Still Biff decided to paint his still life with a variety of flours.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/10/03/347-still/
#348 - Package [[A box with Biff's eyebrows sticking out of it is sitting on Biff's front step.]] Biff tries to discover who has been stealing packages from his front step.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/10/04/348-package/
#349 - Map [[Biff is standing in his bathroom in a collared shirt and straightening a tie.]] Biff always likes to look his best when the mapping satellite is scheduled to pass over his house.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/10/05/349-map/
#350 - Migrate [[Biff is standing in a field, looking up with his hands clasped over his mouth.]] Biff realizes that when you are watching birds migrate overhead it's a bad idea to yawn.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/10/08/350-migrate/
#351 - Dry [[Biff is sitting in a boat in the middle of a field, holding a fishing pole with a plug on the end of it.]] Biff realizes it's bad if you catch the drain plug.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/10/09/351-dry/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #352 - Sleepy When going to sleep, Biff enjoys books on tape.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/10/10/352-sleepy/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #353 - Delivered Biff realizes that it was a bad idea to combine his milk and newspaper delivery.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/10/11/353-delivered/
#354 - Orange [[Biff is eating a cheese sandwich in a room with orange walls.]] Biff realizes that the cheese tiles he found at the grocery store work just as well on a sandwich.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/10/12/354-orange/
#355 - Cadabra [[There is a stage with a top hat and wand on it. Biff's legs are sticking out of the top hat.]] Make sure you are stronger than the rabbit.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/10/15/355-cadabra/
#356 - Swing [[Biff is standing in a field with a baseball bat, throwing an apple into the air.]] Biff decided to combine his love for baseball and applesauce.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/10/16/356-swing/
#357 - Ackbar In hindsight, a bowl of spaghetti in the middle of a forest is rather suspicious.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/10/17/357-ackbar/
#358 - Tickle [[Biff has a CD embedded deep in his forehead.]] Biff realizes that he needs to stay out of the way when his CD player has an allergy attack.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/10/18/358-tickle/
#359 - Link [[Biff is standing next to a machine, his hands on his waist.]] As he stepped through the metal detector, Biff realized that he was still wearing his chain mail underwear,
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/10/19/359-link/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #360 - Blaze [[Biff is holding a cup of coffee. His head is on fire]] / Biff realizes that his coffee is too hot.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/10/22/360-blaze/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #361 - Scorch [[Biff sits with his finger stretched towards an invisible button. He holds a torn-off steering wheel and is covered in scratches. It looks like an explosion took place.]] / Biff realizes that he shouldn't have placed the self-destruct button so close to the volume control.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/10/23/361-scorch/
#364 - Sticky Narrator: Biff realizes that he should finish his lollipop before going to bed.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/10/26/364-sticky/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #369 - Jam Biff decides to preserve his good mood.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/11/02/369-jam/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #370 - Dunk Biff enjoys buying melons but rarely eats them.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/11/05/370-dunk/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #371 - Gulp Biff's car has the latest in safety equipment for the passenger side cup holder.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/11/06/371-gulp/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #372 - Toasty Biff likes to warm up in the morning before starting breakfast.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/11/07/372-toasty/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #373 - Cellar Biff knew that he hadn't been in this part of the basement before by the size of the cobwebs.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/11/08/373-celler/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #374 - Yolk Even though the timer looks liek an egg, it stops working when it's hard boiled.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/11/09/374-yolk/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #375 - Sticky Biff realizes that his refrigerator has a better memory than he does.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/11/12/375-sticky/
The Book of Biff Webcomic#376 - Squirt Biff is always reminded if he forgets Penny's feeding time.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/11/13/376-squirt/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #377 - Splash Biff remembers that he should always wear goggles before swimming in orange juice.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/11/14/377-splash/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #378 - Slide Biff realized he shouldn't have connected the stairs to the dimmer switch.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/11/15/378-slide/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #380 - Fission As a safety precaution, Biff drinks plutonium before jogging at night.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/11/19/380-fission/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #381 - Apollo Biff realizes that it’s tricky to eat giant-squid noodles.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/11/20/381-apollo/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #382 - Cubed Biff makes sure to give his heart a yearly stress test.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/11/21/382-cubed/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #383 - Stuffed Biff is thankful for all the different animals that gave their lives for tonight’s dinner.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/11/22/383-stuffed/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #384 - Logon Biff makes sure to enter his password carefully after they upgraded the security at work.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/11/23/384-logon/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #385 - Rake Biff enjoys doing yard work when it is cold enough to wear his leaf-burning hat.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/11/26/385-rake/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #386 - Bertie Biff realizes that jelly is hard to spread when it is in bean form.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/11/27/386-bertie/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #387 - Hotel Biff was glad he didn’t get the room with the twin-size bed.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/11/28/387-hotel/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #388 - Choices Biff likes to give each tree a test run before making his selection.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/11/29/388-choices/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #389 - Hubba Biff realizes that his gum is bursting with more than just flavor.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/11/30/389-hubba/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #390 - Metathesiophobia Biff could never get promoted from bagger to cashier because he is afraid of change.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/12/03/390-metathesiophobia/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #391 - Perch Biff ponders the placement of his peach pie while picnicking on a pyramid.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/12/04/391-perch/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #392 - Monolith It's hard to wash dishes after they have solidified into an inseparable ceramic tower.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/12/05/392-monolith/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #393 - Jiggle A snorkel and an empty stomach are essential when sleeping in orange gelatin.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/12/06/393-jiggle/
#395 - Snap [[Biff is outside in the snow. From the top of the panel hang several purple icicles. Several have been broken off, and Biff is breaking off another.]] Biff has been looking forward to this winter's icicles after installing the grape-flavored roofing tiles.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/12/10/395-snap/
#396 - Slice [[Biff is sitting at a table. On his plate are two scoops of ice cream and a curved, flesh-colored wedge. There is a hole in Biff's forehead.]] Biff enjoys his piece of mind à la mode.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/12/11/396-slice/
#397 - Splat [[Biff is standing in his house with green goop covering his face.]] Biff realizes that his pear was too ripe.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/12/12/397-splat/
#398 - Laun [[Biff is in a fetal position on the floor, clutching his head. On a nearby table, there is a spilled glass and an open jar of jalapeños.]] Biff realizes that jalapeño root beer isn't as refreshing as he hoped.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/12/13/398-laun/
#399 - Grande [Biff is standing in town with one hand in his pocket. There's a brown stain on his pants, and steam is coming off of it.]] Biff remembers that before reaching for his car keys he needs to put his coffee in the other hand.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/12/14/399-grande/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #400 - Unique Biff realizes that it was a bad idea to let his pet snowflake off the leash.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/12/17/400-unique/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #401 - Cling The mystery is destroyed when wrapping gifts with plastic wrap.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/12/18/401-cling/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #402 - Blank As he got up to the register, Biff realized that he left his legs in his other pants.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/12/19/402-blank/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #403 - Striped Eating this is going to take careful planning, and power tools.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/12/20/403-striped/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #404 - Not found Biff realized that he was going to be late to work.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/12/21/404-not-found/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #405 - Pica Even though he forgot to buy icing, Biff realized that he could still finish decorating his cookies.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/12/24/405-pica/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #406 - Charoo Biff modified his chimney to maximize his present receiving ability.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/12/25/406-charoo/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #407 - Copper Biff realizes that he should stop storing his pennies in the hot water tank.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/12/26/407-copper/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #408 - Fibonacci The fresh pineapple sundae sounded good on the menu.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/12/27/408-fibonacci/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #409 - Circuit Biff realizes that it’s hard to pay bills when your pen isn’t properly grounded.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/12/28/409-circuit/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #410 - Chilled Biff learns that it’s bad to mix frozen orange juice with liquid nitrogen.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2007/12/31/410-chilled/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #411 - Shred Biff realizes that it was a bad idea to use broken razor blade confetti.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2008/01/01/411-shred/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #412 - Jawbreaker Biff realizes that when he has the urge to sneeze he should take the candy out of his mouth.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2008/01/02/412-jawbreaker/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #413 - Snap Biff could never get the hang of tying pretzels into knots.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2008/01/03/413-snap/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #414 - Charged Biff remembers he needs to use his anti-static face wash in winter.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2008/01/04/414-charged/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #415 - Orb Biff realizes that he should have brought a more detailed map.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2008/01/07/415-orb/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #416 - Circadian Sometimes Biff needs a reminder to stop thinking.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2008/01/08/416-circadian/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #417 - Strata Biff had trouble buying shoes back when he was addicted to socks.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2008/01/09/417-strata/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #418 - Stacatto Biff keeps getting kicked out of the library for bringing snacks.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2008/01/10/418-stacatto/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #419 - Riser To save on electricity, Biff had stairs installed in his elevator.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2008/01/11/419-riser/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #420 - Chug The cereal helmet comes in handy when you are late to work.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2008/01/14/420-chug/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #421 - Lighter Biff prefers to weigh himself in the morning after he’s eaten his bowl of helium grapes.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2008/01/15/421-lighter/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #422 - Lumens Biff decided to replace all the lights with new energy efficient bulbs.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2008/01/16/422-lumens/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #423 - Funnel Biff never slept through his alarm again after the city upgraded their tornado sirens.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2008/01/17/423-funnel/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #424 - Resume Biff realizes that it takes a long time to find a good job.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2008/01/18/424-resume/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #425 - Klaxons Biff modified his smoke alarm to warn him when mittens enter the room.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2008/01/21/425-klaxons/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #426 - Phrenology Biff realizes that he's still too small to play giant league baseball.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2008/01/22/426-phrenology/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #427 - Soak Biff realizes that paper towels can be too absorbent.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2008/01/23/427-soak/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #428 - Flair Biff wasn’t happy with his new work uniform.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2008/01/24/428-flair/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #429 - Grip Biff realizes that he should have left the handles on his frying pans.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2008/01/25/429-grip/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #430 - Expansion Some desserts require a wardrobe modification.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2008/01/28/430-expansion/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #431 - Spiral His trainer cut him down to one slice of cake per week.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2008/01/29/431-spiral/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #432 - Grab Allow the brownies to cool for at least one hour before approaching.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2008/01/30/432-grab/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #433 - Blade Eating a box of chocolates can be a time consuming process.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2008/01/31/433-blade/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #434 - Fracture Biff realizes that peanut brittle can be very unstable.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2008/02/01/434-fracture/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #435 - Impaled Sometimes the oranges try to escape on juice day.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2008/02/04/435-impaled/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #436 - Micro Biff realized that he needs a phillips head screwdriver.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2008/02/05/436-micro/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #437 - Shim An even distribution of syrup is essential.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2008/02/06/437-shim/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #438 - Adjustment Biff realized that the new sheets are too small
http://thebookofbiff.com/2008/02/07/438-adjustment/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #439 - Nectar Discovering the honey confirmed his fears of a bear infestation.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2008/02/08/439-nectar/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #440 - Ticonderoga Being bored in class can get expensive.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2008/02/11/440-ticonderoga/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #441 - Beam Suddenly Biff realized that the jerk with the laser pointer was actually him.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2008/02/12/441-beam/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #442 - Clawsin People hate it when Biff takes notes in class.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2008/02/13/442-clawsin/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #443 - Adhesion Biff realizes that malt powder can improve the taste of a mid-morning snack.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2008/02/14/433-adhesion/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #444 - Hazy Biff realizes that the monkey bars aren't as fun as they used to be.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2008/02/15/444-hazy/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #445 - Convulsion Sneeze cake.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2008/02/18/445-convulsion/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #446 - Distracted Missed directions.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2008/02/19/446-distracted/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #447 - Velocity Speed eating.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2008/02/20/447-velocity/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #448 - Tension Spring loaded.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2008/02/21/448-tension/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #449 - Hydrazine Rocket powered.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2008/02/22/449-hydrazine/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #450 - Lucid Biff finds that weekend dreams taste the best.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2008/02/25/450-lucid/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #451 - Solitary In his dreams, Biff is the only one that shows up to the grocery store on free sample day.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2008/02/26/451-solitary/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #452 - Surround Ever since the snake incident, Biff krrps having dreams of being attacked by a fire hose.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2008/02/27/452-surround/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #453 - Chapeau In his dreams, every box of cereal is accidentally packed with two free toys.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2008/02/28/453-chapeau/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #454 - Flop Whenever he falls asleep on the couch Biff dreams of being a failed Olympic high jumper.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2008/02/29/454-flop/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #455 - Trajectory The frugal businessman travels by slingshot.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2008/03/03/455-trajectory/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #456 - Bother Biff found that he could get more work done in a day after installing the moat.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2008/03/04/456-bother/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #457 - Roller Getting to work early allows you to cancel other people’s presentations.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2008/03/05/457-roller/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #458 - Beep Biff had to replace the phone at his desk when his voicemail became full.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2008/03/06/458-beep/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #459 - Java For maximum potency, Biff makes his coffee really thick.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2008/03/07/459-java/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #460 - Bluff Biff had a suspicion that they knew he wasn’t telling the truth.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2008/03/10/460-bluff/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #461 - Speck Crumbs aren’t a problem when wearing a taco-repelling shirt.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2008/03/11/461-speck/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #462 - Ceph Biff discovered that squid have other uses in the winter.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2008/03/11/462-ceph/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #463 - Twang A striped shirt can come in handy in survival situations.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2008/03/13/463-twang/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #464 - Stuffed Biff discovers a way around the airline’s new carry-on baggage limit.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2008/03/14/464-stuffed/
The Book of Biff Webcomic #465 - Dander Pet hair can be easily removed from any upholstered surface.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2008/03/17/465-dander/
#3 - Fan Biff finds out that it is not cooler on the inside of the fan. / {{We always had a couple big box fans in my house when I was a kid. They were great for cooling off on hot days but I liked them for other reasons. Chopping up pencils was a main one. Strips of paper were better though… it wasn’t as loud...
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/01/06/fan/
#4 - Drawer Being overconcerned with his other office duties, Biff had neglected to feed the Gungerlock in drawer "F-J" for 3 weeks. / {{Why do I find office supplies so fascinating? Every time I go to office depot or office max or staples to get something I need I wind up browsing for another hour. So many pencils....
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/01/09/drawer/
#5 - Jeans Biff learns that your "shrink to fit" jeans should be "kinda loose" before you shrink them. / {{I’m not allowed to purchase jeans by myself anymore. My wife is tired of my gap carpenter jeans. Now she tries to take me to old navy but she gets frustrated because I refuse to buy anything there if it isn’t...
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/01/11/jeans/
#6 - Escalator Biff realizes that not all homes come equipped with escalators.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/01/13/escalator/
 
#7 - Chopsticks Biff gets caught cheating on his chopstick exam with a nutcracker. / {{I always thought chopsticks looked cool but I could never get the hang of them. The half hour in a chinese restaurant every month or so wasn’t enough time to figure it out. Then one of my best friends went on a trip to Japan and...
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/01/16/chopsticks/
#8 - Fork Biff learns that you should remove the fork before slurping spaghetti.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/01/18/fork/
#9 - Elevator Unfortunately, pen and ink drawings can't trigger the infrared sensors in elevators.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/01/20/elevator
#9 - Elevator Unfortunately, pen and ink drawings can't trigger the infrared sensors in elevators.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/01/20/elevator/
#10 - Cracker As a result of numerous bad grocery decisions, Biff prepares to eat a relish, ketchup, olive, mustard, mayonnaise, horseradish, onion and cracker sandwich.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/01/23/cracker/
#11 - Puppet Biff tries to get rid of an annoying itch by using scary hand puppets.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/01/25/puppet/
 
#12 - Phone Biff hasn't been answering the phone lately due to an infestation by the rare and confusing blue designer phone bug.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/01/27/phone/
#13 - Freezer Biff needs to think faster when choosing food from his manual defrost freezer.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/01/30/freezer
#13 - Freezer Biff needs to think faster when choosing food from his manual defrost freezer.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/01/30/freezer/
#14 - Fly [[Biff stares dumbfounded at his broken fly swatter]] / As he picked up the fly swatter he heard a faint giggle and realized that he was another victim of insect sabotage.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/02/01/fly/
#15 -Termites Suddenly, Biff wonders if the man he gave the $360 to got rid of the termites or if he actually brought more.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/02/03/termites/
#16 - Turkey You know it's time to shop at a different deli when the turkey sandwich is hungrier than you are.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/02/06/turkey/
 
#17 - Tower Biff finds out that when you are climbing Devil's Tower you need to watch out for the giant fork scraping down the sides.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/02/08/devils-tower/
#18 - Drink Biff learns that you shouldn't hit the reverse button on drinking fountains.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/02/10/drinking-fountain/
#19 - Cut Bad papercut.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/02/13/cut/
#20 - Crushed When getting a car crushed, Biff needs to remember to get out of the car.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/02/15/crushed/
#21 - Mirror Biff finds out that it is really hard to dodge the guy coming the other way through the mirror.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/02/17/mirror/
 
#22 - Bath Building his house on the side of that hill didn't seem like such a bad idea until he took a bath.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/02/20/bath/
#23 - Headphones Biff learns that he shouldn't use headphones with the amp turned up to 10.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/02/22/headphones/
#24 - Tongue Biff's tongue recoil fails.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/02/24/tongue/
#25 - Braille Biff learns that it is not good to speed read braille.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/02/27/braille
#25 - Braille Biff learns that it is not good to speed read braille.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/02/27/braille/
#26 - Hide Biff plays hide and seek with his brain.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/03/01/hide/
 
#27 - Sprinkler Biff starts to question his decision to include the fireplace in his new sprinkler system.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/03/03/sprinkler/
#28 - Pizza Biff inspects the damage from this morning's experiment of "teaching pizza to fly."
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/03/06/pizza/
#29 - Sugar Biff's breakfast tip #23. Don't inhale while biting into a powdered sugar donut. / {{I liked donuts a lot more when I was a kid. I’m sure when I really grew out of donuts… somewhere in my 20’s I think. I occasionally enjoy a kruller from dunkin donuts, but I don’t think I have ever purchased one myself....
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/03/08/sugar/
#30 - Fish Maybe the fish don't want to be caught.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/03/10/fish/
#31 - Spit Biff learns that an orange is not the best choice for spit wad ammunition.
http://thebookofbiff.com/2006/03/13/spit/
 

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