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| Achewood - March 7, 2003 | [[Roast Beef, in heaven]]
/ Caption: HEAVEN
/ [[Picture of one them little soda guns]]
/ Roast Beef: Dang even got one 'a them little soda guns / Roast Beef: Tonic and everything
/ Roast Beef: I could mix up some rude drinks if anyone was around
/ < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03072003 |
| Achewood - March 7, 2005 | [[Pat preparing to play the banjo]]
/ < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03072005 |
| Achewood - March 7, 2006 | The Acres, Early Evening, Day 2 / Ray: Who! Damn, but did I need that nap! / Ray [thinks]: Thank you, Cristian Brothers! / Ray [thinks]: And thank YOU, flavorless overcooked supermarket turkey that was in the back of some dude's car for way longer than recommended! / Back at Camp
/ Ray: Hey you two!... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03072006 |
| Achewood - March 7, 2006 | The Acres, Early Evening, Day 2 / [[Prone figures lie amid the debris while small brawls continue. A bespectacled man is straining to hold away the fist of the moustachioed fighter who has him in a hammer lock. Nearby, a skinhead slams a luckless combatant into the ground. A fat man kneels alone, gasping... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03072006 |
| Achewood - March 7, 2007 | [[Vlad encounters Téodor, who is standing in a doorway. Vlad is carrying a duffle bag with the star of David on it.]]
/ Vlad: Téodor! You are Jewish guy, yes? / Téodor: Huh? Oh, not really. I mean, my ancestors were, but I don't observe. / Vlad: Perhaps it is time to get back in the game! And truly,... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03072007 |
| Achewood - March 7, 2008 | AN AFTERNOON WITH... Molly Sanders {{strip in the same style as the other thought flowcharts for other characters}}
/ Molly: Beef? Did you hear that?
/ Beef: "Dammit woman ain't been no sounds"
/ Molly: I heard something at the front door!
/ [OPEN DOOR]
/ Molly: Philippe! How long have you been standing there?... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03072008 |
| Achewood - March 8, 2002 | [[Cornelius encounters Philippe, who is wearing glasses.]]
/ Cornelius: Phillippe! When did you start wearing eyeglasses?
/ Phillippe: My mom sent them to me. I haven't been seeing well. / Cornelius: My heavens! May I administer an eye test?
/ Phillipe: Okay / [[Cornelius produces a book from his pocket.]]
/ Cornelius:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03082002 |
| Achewood - March 8, 2004 | Lazarus: RAY! If you could please focus for five seconds!
/ Ray: Sorry, man! That chochicha had some hangin' naturals!
/ Ray: Hee hee!
/ Lazarus: We were going over 10-Q reports for the furniture industry.
/ Ray: I bet her name was Michelle!
/ Ray: I BET her name was Michelle, dude!
/ Lazarus {{thought balloon}}:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03082004 |
| Achewood - March 8, 2004 | Lazarus: RAY! If you could please focus for five seconds!
/ Ray: Sorry, man! That chochicha had some hangin' naturals!
/ Ray: Hee hee!
/ Lazarus: We were going over 10-Q reports for the furniture industry.
/ Ray: I bet her name was Michelle!
/ Ray: I BET her name was Michelle, dude!
/ Lazarus {{thought balloon}}:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03082004 |
| Achewood - March 8, 2005 | Pat, I need the banjo. / Fine, you can have it when I'm done.
/ I need it now. / Not a chance. Roast Beef hasn't heard my composition yet. / Give it here.
/ Nothing doing. / Now!
/ No! / Give me the banjo, Pat!
/ Not a chance. / Please give me the banjo.
/ Say pretty please. / Pretty please... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03082005 |
| The Cody Travis Army | [[There are four guys with cowboy hats lined up]]
/ Second guy: Well if it ain't the peckerwood that took down Cody. Lookit 'im run, boys. He 'specting us to turn and high-tail? / [[Guy spits]]
/ < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03082006 |
| Achewood - March 8, 2007 | Raymond: Oh, what the hell.
/ [[Raymond clicks reply]]
/ Raymond types: Dear Leon Sumbitches,
/ Raymond types: Sure, I'll help you with your Africa-America money transfer. I've actually been known to have a little money of my own, so I am familiar with the way cash seems and behaves.
/ Raymond types: Just... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03082007 |
| Achewood - March 8, 2007 | Raymond: Oh, what the hell.
/ [[Raymond clicks reply]]
/ Raymond types: Dear Leon Sumbitches,
/ Raymond types: Sure, I'll help you with your Africa-America money transfer. I've actually been known to have a little money of my own, so I am familiar with the way cash seems and behaves.
/ Raymond types: Just... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03082007 |
| Achewood - March 8, 2007 | Raymond: Oh, what the hell.
/ [[Raymond clicks reply]]
/ Raymond types: Dear Leon Sumbitches,
/ Raymond types: Sure, I'll help you with your Africa-America money transfer. I've actually been known to have a little money of my own, so I am familiar with the way cash seems and behaves.
/ Raymond types: Just... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03082007 |
| Achewood - March 8, 2007 | Raymond: Oh, what the hell.
/ [[Raymond clicks reply]]
/ Raymond types: Dear Leon Sumbitches,
/ Raymond types: Sure, I'll help you with your Africa-America money transfer. I've actually been known to have a little money of my own, so I am familiar with the way cash seems and behaves.
/ Raymond types: Just... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03082007 |
| Achewood - March 9, 2004 | Shoe: You've been sponsoring a political candidate? I'm impressed, Ray. / Ray: Yeah, I kick a couple bricks his way now and then. Don't talk during my swing. / Shoe: I want to see a more serious commitment to this campaign. Up his cash flow. Get him elected. / Ray: Uh, his campaign ain't too solidified... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03092004 |
| Achewood - March 9, 2005 | [[The banjo drags Pat down the sidewalk]]
/ Pat: Where... where are you taking me?! Stop! STOP! / Pat: Oh my god this isn't happening this isn't happening this isn't-- / < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03092005 |
| Achewood - March 9, 2007 | [[Interior, Ray's house - Ray gets an email.]]
/ < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03092007 |
| Achewood - March 10, 2003 | [[Heaven, Blister is on the phone with Roast Beef]]
/ Blister: HEY BEEF IT'S BLISTER
/ Roast Beef: Blister god damn it is good to hear from you Man I am so drunk right now / Blister: YOU GOTTA COME OVER BEEF I'M IN D-3
/ Roast Beef: Oh man that's right across the hall! / Blister: I'VE GOT LIKE SIX OR... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03102003 |
| Achewood - March 10, 2004 | [[Téodor stands on a golf course, leaning on a putter, speaking into a cell phone]]
/ Téodor: Ray! What are you teaching Philippe?! / [[Ray, preparing to putt at what seems to be a different golf course, also speaks into a cellphone]]
/ Ray: Huh? Who? What? I'm in the tub, dude. I got mad suds popping... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03102004 |
| Achewood - March 10, 2005 | {{The banjo drags a smiling Pat down the sidewalk}} / {{Pat smiles}} / {{Pat is surprised by Todd climbing onto him}} / {{Todd drinking on Pat's stomach]] / [[Drunk Todd on Pat's stomach]] / [[Todd is surprised]] / [[Todd vomiting on Pat]]
/ < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03102005 |
| Done at Rudy Cava | [[Ray is by a barrel]]
/ < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03102006 |
| Achewood - March 10, 2008 | Teodor: Where have you guys been? / Ray: I just took my homeboy to Disneyland for three days, man! Classic knuckleheads' vacation!
/ Teodor: Wow, did you have a good time? / Roast Beef: We did not have a good time at Disneyland
/ Teodor: Why not?
/ Ray: Don't listen to him. Disney rocked us. / Roast... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03102008 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03102010">http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03102010 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Achewood - March 11, 2002 | [[Lie Bot is speaking from inside of a cardboard television set]]
/ Lie Bot: Alright everybody! It's time to see my ass! / [[Lyle and Teodor are sitting on the couch]]
/ Lyle: NO WAY MAN
/ Teodor: BOO TO THAT / [[Cut back to Lie Bot in the cardboard TV. Lyle and Teodor speak from off-frame.]]
/ Lie Bot:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03112002 |
| Achewood - March 11, 2003 | [[Phone conversation]]
/ Molly: Good morning Roast Beef! This is Molly...from the party?
/ Roast Beef: Oh hey Molly I wrote you some code last night after I took / Molly: Really?! You did?
/ [[thinking]] Roast Beef: Oh my god why did I just say that
/ [[thinking]] Roast Beef: I shouldn't have brought that... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03112003 |
| Achewood - March 11, 2003 | [[Phone conversation]]
/ Molly: Good morning Roast Beef! This is Molly...from the party?
/ Roast Beef: Oh hey Molly I wrote you some code last night after I took / Molly: Really?! You did?
/ [[thinking]] Roast Beef: Oh my god why did I just say that
/ [[thinking]] Roast Beef: I shouldn't have brought that... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03112003 |
| Achewood - March 11, 2004 | [[Teodor and Ray are golfing, shown as shadows]] / Teodor: Look, if you think you can buy out my politics then you're dead wrong. Whats gotten into you lately, Ray?!
/ Ray: T-Teodor, How'd you get past the gate?! / [[No longer in shadow, close up]] / Teodor: And what's with the one loafer? Are you... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03112004 |
| Achewood - March 11, 2005 | [[Ray on the phone with Pat]]
/ Ray: Hey PAT! Teodor says you broke my new banjo! What the hell, man? Totally uncool! / Pat: RAY! Your banjo is trying to kill me! It's dragging me down the street! / Ray: What, someone slip some acid into your cod liver oil?
/ Pat: I'm at...I'm at Tate and Marshall! Come... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03112005 |
| Achewood - March 11, 2008 | Mr. Bear: Where is Ray? I don't believe I've seen the fine fellow in a week or more. / Roast Beef: Oh uh he went to live in an earthen-floor cottage in rural England for a while
/ Roast Beef: It's kind of like a penance 'cause he made me go to Disneyland and I just had a nasty old time of it like I told... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03112008 |
| Achewood - March 12, 2002 | [[Todd, Blister, Cornelius, Lyle, Phillippe, Pat, Roast Beef, Ray and Vlad stand outside a house, sign on the door says "PLEASE WAIT"]] RAY: Hey man, what time is he gonna let us in?
/ PAT: I don't know man, he said 8:00 and it's, like, 8:15 probably.
/ TODD: Some party, Téodor! / [[Lyle, Cornelius,... http://achewood.com/?date=03122002 |
| Achewood - March 12, 2002 | [[Todd, Blister, Cornelius, Lyle, Phillippe, Pat, Roast Beef, Ray and Vlad stand outside a house, sign on the door says "PLEASE WAIT"]] RAY: Hey man, what time is he gonna let us in?
/ PAT: I don't know man, he said 8:00 and it's, like, 8:15 probably.
/ TODD: Some party, Téodor! / [[Lyle, Cornelius,... http://achewood.com/?date=03122002 |
| Achewood - March 12, 2002 | [[Todd, Blister, Cornelius, Lyle, Phillippe, Pat, Roast Beef, Ray and Vlad stand outside a house, sign on the door says "PLEASE WAIT"]] RAY: Hey man, what time is he gonna let us in?
/ PAT: I don't know man, he said 8:00 and it's, like, 8:15 probably.
/ TODD: Some party, Téodor! / [[Lyle, Cornelius,... http://achewood.com/?date=03122002 |
| Achewood - March 12, 2002 | [[Todd, Blister, Cornelius, Lyle, Phillippe, Pat, Roast Beef, Ray and Vlad stand outside a house, sign on the door says "PLEASE WAIT"]] RAY: Hey man, what time is he gonna let us in?
/ PAT: I don't know man, he said 8:00 and it's, like, 8:15 probably.
/ TODD: Some party, Téodor! / [[Lyle, Cornelius,... http://achewood.com/?date=03122002 |
| Achewood - March 12, 2002 | [[Ray, Roast Beef, Pat, Phillipe, Lyle, Cornelius, Blister, Todd are waiting outside in the front yard at night. Roast Beef is smoking. A sign on the door reads 'PLEASE WAIT'.]]
/ Ray: Hey man, what time is he gonna let us in?
/ Pat: I don't know, man. He said 8:00 and it's, like, 8:15 probably.
/ Todd:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03122002 |
| Achewood - March 12, 2002 | [[Ray, Roast Beef, Pat, Phillipe, Lyle, Cornelius, Blister, Todd are waiting outside in the front yard at night. Roast Beef is smoking. A sign on the door reads 'PLEASE WAIT'.]]
/ Ray: Hey man, what time is he gonna let us in?
/ Pat: I don't know, man. He said 8:00 and it's, like, 8:15 probably.
/ Todd:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03122002 |
| Achewood - March 12, 2002 | [[Ray, Roast Beef, Pat, Phillipe, Lyle, Cornelius, Blister, Todd are waiting outside in the front yard at night. Roast Beef is smoking. A sign on the door reads 'PLEASE WAIT'.]]
/ Ray: Hey man, what time is he gonna let us in?
/ Pat: I don't know, man. He said 8:00 and it's, like, 8:15 probably.
/ Todd:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03122002 |
| Achewood - March 12, 2002 | [[Ray, Roast Beef, Pat, Phillipe, Lyle, Cornelius, Blister, Todd are waiting outside in the front yard at night. Roast Beef is smoking. A sign on the door reads 'PLEASE WAIT'.]]
/ Ray: Hey man, what time is he gonna let us in?
/ Pat: I don't know, man. He said 8:00 and it's, like, 8:15 probably.
/ Todd:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03122002 |
| Achewood - March 12, 2002 | [[Ray, Roast Beef, Pat, Phillipe, Lyle, Cornelius, Blister, Todd are waiting outside in the front yard at night. Roast Beef is smoking. A sign on the door reads 'PLEASE WAIT'.]]
/ Ray: Hey man, what time is he gonna let us in?
/ Pat: I don't know, man. He said 8:00 and it's, like, 8:15 probably.
/ Todd:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03122002 |
| Achewood - March 12, 2002 | [[Ray, Roast Beef, Pat, Phillipe, Lyle, Cornelius, Blister, Todd are waiting outside in the front yard at night. Roast Beef is smoking. A sign on the door reads 'PLEASE WAIT'.]]
/ Ray: Hey man, what time is he gonna let us in?
/ Pat: I don't know, man. He said 8:00 and it's, like, 8:15 probably.
/ Todd:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03122002 |
| Achewood - March 12, 2003 | [[Molly and Roast Beef are at Beef's room in Heaven. Molly has a bottle of wine.]]
/ Molly: Hi Roast Beef! thanks for asking me over! I brought us a bottle of wine.
/ Roast Beef: Hello Molly thanks you for coming over it is very good to see you / Roast Beef: I am not much of a cook but I hope you can... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03122003 |
| Achewood - March 12, 2004 | [[Leopold the loafer lies on a golf course next to some shrubs]]
/ Leopold: LAZARUS SHOWED GREAT PROMISE AS AN ARTIST
/ Leopold: BUT OUR FATHER FORBADE THAT HE FOLLOW HIS TRUE CALLING / [[Wider shot reveals Teodor sitting on the ground next to Leopold. A golf ball lies nearby]]
/ Leopold: MY BROTHER'S... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03122004 |
| Hearing Back from Leon Sumbitches | [[Ray stands next to a table, arms akimbo, looking down at a box of Krusty-brand cornbread mix, which rests upon the table.]]
/ Ray: God damn. What can I do to class up this cornbread mix. / < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03122007 |
| Achewood ? March 12, 2009 | {{Strip Title: Darlene and Lyle}} / [[Close up on Darlene smiling, leaning against Lyle's Baja]]
/ Lyle (narrating): She made me feel amazing. I started sayin' stuff so good I didn't even know I could say it. It was like a goddamn genius was drivin' me with a joystick. / [[Lyle stands next to Darlene... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03122009 |
| Achewood Darlene and Lyle March 12, 2009 | {{Strip Title: Darlene and Lyle}} / [[Close up on Darlene smiling, leaning against Lyle's Baja]]
/ Lyle (narrating): She made me feel amazing. I started sayin' stuff so good I didn't even know I could say it. It was like a goddamn genius was drivin' me with a joystick. / [[Lyle stands next to Darlene... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03122009 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03122010">http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03122010 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
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