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| Achewood - April 6, 2007 | [[Dressed as Simon Cowell, Ray abruptly smashes through the wall of the motel room and into the bathroom.]] / [[Rod Huggins is seen from behind, taking a shower.]] / [[Startled, Rod turns around suddenly as Ray smashes through the wall.]] / [[Rod's eyeglasses are seen resting on top of the toilet.]] / [[Rod... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04062007 |
| Achewood § April 6, 2010 | Steve: Phillippe, I'm Steve DeNeuve, / Steve: The very fact that I'm here means your friends must care a great deal about you. / Steve: Now... you're going home to live with your mother, is that right?
/ Phillippe: Yes! I finally get to sleep in my old bed with the big ropy afghan and see dad's wooden... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04062010 |
| Achewood - April 7, 2003 | [[Nice Pete hands Pat a bottle]]
/ Nice Pete: Seriously Pat try this liquor I made
/ Pat: What is it? / Nice Pete: I made it out of raisins that I fermented in a jar / Nice Pete: It's kind of like a...Schnapps, if you will / Pat: Ech! It's kind of like rocket fuel!
/ Nice Pete: Heh heh you'll get to... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04072003 |
| Philippe in York | [[Photograph of a blue car parked in front of an old stone castle. Phillipe narrates]]
/ Phillipe; Chris said we were very luck to get to see Ali G's car. We waited for a while but Ali never came out of his house. / [[Photograph of a stuffed otter, presumably Phillipe, in a church]]
/ Phillipe; Everybody... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04072004 |
| Philippe in York | [[Photograph of a blue car parked in front of an old stone castle. Phillipe narrates]]
/ Phillipe; Chris said we were very lucky to get to see Ali G's car. We waited for a while but Ali never came out of his house. / [[Photograph of a stuffed otter, presumably Phillipe, in a church]]
/ Phillipe; Everybody... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04072004 |
| Achewood - April 7, 2006 | [[Philippe stands in the house's front doorway. He looks to the right.]] / [[Philippe stands in the house's front doorway. He looks to the left.]] / [[Philippe is walking down a dirt pathway, carrying a small bag. Some dead trees are in the foreground.]]
/ Philippe: Geology Greg from City College Community... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04072006 |
| Achewood - April 8, 2002 | Ray: I guess you are becoming a man now, Little Nephew. My, where do the years go. / Ray: Now, you have to understand, getting one's Bone on is a big responsibility! / Ray: Are you sure you're ready? / Little Nephew: I...I think so.
/ Little Nephew: I even have some cologne. / Ray: Never mind cologne!... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04082002 |
| Achewood - April 8, 2002 | [[Little Nephew and Ray are sitting outside, Little Nephew looking embarassed, Ray with a glass in his hand]]
/ Ray: I guess you are becoming a man now, Little Nephew. My, where do the years go. / Ray: Now, you have to understand, getting one's Bone on is a big responsibility! / Ray: Are you sure you're... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04082002 |
| Achewood - April 8, 2003 | {{title: Murder, Explained}} / [[Nice Pete takes a swig from his bottle while Pat looks on from his bed]]
/ Nice Pete: Oh I been in prisons all over this land
/ Oak Park Hill
/ Devil's Slide
/ Even old Big Blue / [[Nice Pete finishes his swig]]
/ Nice Pete: Food was best at Big Blue / [[He passes the... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04082003 |
| Philippe's London Trip | [[PHOTO: Phillipe poses with guard at the tower of London.]]
/ This man works at the Tower of London. Chris said he was Ricky Gervais' dad. Who is Ricky Gervais? / [[PHOTO: Philippe poses with two busts]]
/ Gin, Philippe, and Beer: Three bad dudes. / [[PHOTO: Philipe in the audience for The Rod Stewart... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04082004 |
| Achewood - April 8, 2008 | [[Cornelious at his computer having a conversation with Mr. teal through a dialog box]]
/ MR. TEAL says: Have you ever been married, COrnelius? I think that i should like to be married one day.
/ Cornelius: I have indeed. Why would you like to be married, Mr. Teal?
/ MR. TEAL says: Simply to have someone... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04082008 |
| Achewood ? April 8, 2009 | [[Roast Beef and Molly laying in bed together]]
/ Molly: Your birthday's coming up, babe. Would you like to do anything special, maybe? / [[Close up on Roast Beef]]
/ Roast Beef, thinking: Oh man she wants to go to a bed and breakfast / [[Roast Beef and Molly laying in bed together]]
/ Roast Beef, thinking:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04082009 |
| Achewood § April 8, 2010 | Steve: You know, when I was a kid about your age, my dad made me the best burger I've ever tasted. / Phillippe: Wow, I'll bet.
/ Steve: We had one of those electric skillets, like you use for making pancakes, you know?
/ Phillippe: Yeah! With the orange light that says it's ready! / Steve: Right. My... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04082010 |
| Achewood - April 9, 2002 | [[PHILLIPE stares at ULTRA PEANUT'S discarded clothing, clearly at a loss.]] / [[RAY offers instructions to LITTLE NEPHEW, holding out his hand and twisting it back and forth.]]
/ RAY: Now do like this with your free hand.
/ LITTLE NEPHEW: Like this, Uncle Ray? / [[LIE BOT is speaking to TODD and another... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04092002 |
| Achewood - April 9, 2003 | {{title: Killing is Like Basketball}} / [[Close up on Pat's disconcerted expression]]
/ Pat: What's it like to...what's it like to kill someone, Pete? / [[Pat's point-of-view of Nice Pete staring back, wide-eyed and silent]] / [[Same point-of-view, but Pete is now speaking with his head leaned forward]]
/ Nice... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04092003 |
| Achewood - April 9, 2008 | [[Cornelius sits in his comfy chair, reading a book]] / < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04092008 |
| Achewood § April 9, 2009 | [[Ray is carrying a paper bag toward a big city-supplied trash receptacle]] / [[A sign on the bin reads: "Use of this trash receptacle for anything other than its intended purpose is strictly forbidden. The City and collection company are not responsible for any injury, harm, or death caused by improper... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04092009 |
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| Achewood - April 10, 2002 | [[Philippe and Ultra Peanut's clothes lying on the floor]]
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| Achewood - April 10, 2002 | [[Philippe and Ultra Peanut's clothes lying on the floor]]
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| Achewood - April 10, 2003 | [[Ray is visiting Pat in prison; the two converse using phone-intercoms. Ray looks concerned.]] / RAY: So tell me about prison life, Pat!
/ RAY: Who's your cell mate? Is he alright? / PAT: Apparently he's like the Dr. J of murdering people!
/ PAT: Aren't you guys doing anything to get me out of here? / RAY:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04102003 |
| Achewood - April 10, 2007 | [[Pat's motel room, now with hole in wall. Pat is revealed to not be masturbating at all but in fact putting golf balls. He looks back at naked, dripping, spectacle-less Rod.]]
/ Pat: R-Rod Huggins?! / [[Rod squints at Pat]]
/ Rod: [[thinking]] What a _dish_! / [[Rod quickly leaves Pat's room]] / [[Pat... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04102007 |
| Achewood - April 10, 2008 | [[Mr. Bear is wearing clandestine dark-coloured, night-time winter gear, and typing furiously on the Shrovis laptop]] < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04102008 |
| Achewood - April 11, 2002 | [[Vlad is on the phone with Philippe's Mom, who was trying to reach Philippe.]] / Philippe's Mom: Hello? Hello? Who is this? "Flod"? / Vlad: Is Vlad, baby. We are connectink, no? You haf such sexy voice. / Philippe's Mom: Flod, this is Philippe's mother. Is he there? / Vlad: A woman's voice, is such... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04112002 |
| Achewood - April 11, 2002 | [[Vlad is on the phone with Philippe's Mom, who was trying to reach Philippe.]] / Philippe's Mom: Hello? Hello? Who is this? "Flod"? / Vlad: Is Vlad, baby. We are connectink, no? You haf such sexy voice. / Philippe's Mom: Flod, this is Philippe's mother. Is he there? / Vlad: A woman's voice, is such... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04112002 |
| Achewood - April 11, 2002 | [[Vlad is on the phone with Philippe's Mom, who was trying to reach Philippe. There are pictures of Philippe on the wall.]] / Philippe's Mom: Hello? Hello? Who is this? "Flod"? / [[Vlad clutches a beer and leans into the phone.]]
/ Vlad: Is Vlad, baby. We are connectink, no? You haf such sexy voice. / [[Philippe's... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04112002 |
| Bead Shop | [[Roast Beef and Molly walk down the street].]
/ Molly; "Ooh, can we stop in the bead shop for just a minute?" / [[Beef stands alone.]]
/ Beef; "What" / [[Beef stands in the bead shop behind Molly.]]
/ Beef's thoughts; "Oh holy crap oh no" / [[Beef looks very concerned.]]
/ Beef's thoughts; "That stillness... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04112005 |
| Bead Shop | [[Roast Beef and Molly walk down the street.]]
/ Molly; "Ooh, can we stop in the bead shop for just a minute?" / [[Beef stands alone.]]
/ Beef; "What" / [[Beef stands in the bead shop behind Molly.]]
/ Beef's thoughts; "Oh holy crap oh no" / [[Beef looks very concerned.]]
/ Beef's thoughts; "That stillness... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04112005 |
| Achewood - April 11, 2006 | [[Philippe is sleeping outside, shivering in the freezing night.]]
/ << zzzzzzzzzz brrrrrr zzzzzzzz brrrrrr>> / [[Scene change: A tunnel built into a cliff. Something is wheeling out of it.]]
/ <<< scree scree scree >> / [[Two horribly burnt figures appear: a bald slim charecter wearing a hankerchief,... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04112006 |
| Achewood - April 11, 2006 | [[Philippe is sleeping outside, shivering in the freezing night.]]
/ << zzzzzzzzzz brrrrrr zzzzzzzz brrrrrr>> / [[Scene change: A tunnel built into a cliff. Something is wheeling out of it.]]
/ <<< scree scree scree >> / [[Two horribly burnt figures appear: a bald slim charecter wearing a hankerchief,... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04112006 |
| Achewood - April 11, 2007 | [[Back at the Onstad residence, Ray enjoys a martini as he checks up on Roast Beef and Téodor's post-production work with the Rod Huggins footage.]]
/ [[Caption: SOON THEREAFTER.]]
/ Ray: Alright, guys! How's that compositin' goin'? You able to make some pretty hot scenes outta all that Rod footage? / [[Téodor... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04112007 |
| Achewood § April 11, 2008 | Policeman: Let's just have a look-see at what's on this floppy, shall we Nolan? / Cornelius: I tell you, my name is Cornelius! You are making a grave error!
/ Policeman: Boys, check Nolan's files for an AKA Cornelius. / Policeman: Because of what I expect we'll find on this disk, Nolan, I have to open... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04112008 |
| The Party: Day XXIV: Blood Beagle | [[Blister and Todd is standing by Todd's van. Loud music is playing in the background]]
/ Blister: IT'S YOUR MASTER CYLINDER TODD YOU BLEW A GASKET
/ Todd: That s-s-sucks! / Blister: TOTALLY
/ Todd: And so does this music! Let's listen to some tunes in the van. / [[Blister and Todd sits in the van. The... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04122002 |
| The Party: Day XXIV: Blood Beagle | [[Blister and Todd is standing by Todd's van. Loud music is playing in the background]]
/ Blister: IT'S YOUR MASTER CYLINDER TODD YOU BLEW A GASKET
/ Todd: That s-s-sucks! / Blister: TOTALLY
/ Todd: And so does this music! Let's listen to some tunes in the van. / [[Blister and Todd sits in the van. The... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04122002 |
| Achewood - April 12, 2004 | [[Todd and Roast Beef in room. Todd is holding tax forms]]
/ [[Todd shakes his tax forms]]
/ Todd: Hey Roast Beef! Can you help me do my t-t-taxes?
/ Roast Beef:Well Sure Todd I would be happy to
/ Roast Beef: It's good to see you filin' early that is dope / [[Roast Beef looks at forms with pencil in hand]]
/ Roast... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04122004 |
| Achewood - April 12, 2005 | [[Lyle is working on the letter folding machine/joint roller, when Ray enters, looking badly spooked.]]
/ Ray: Lyle, man! We gotta call it quits! No more joint company! / Lyle: What, asshole? / Ray: I been gettin' threats from this drug dealer goes by the handle of Japan Man! We gotta pack it in! / Lyle:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04122005 |
| Achewood - April 12, 2007 | Rod: Hmmm. I think I'm in the mood for peach cobbler with cheddar and a mocha. Doesn't that just sound divine, pudding? / Pat: I... I'm not seeing a lot of vegan options here.
/ Rod: Well, why would you? This is a restaurant, not a florist. / Pat: [[thinking]] So Rod's a boor. Oh well, everyone needs... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04122007 |
| Achewood - April 13, 2004 | [[Showbiz is holding a bottle, next to a pair of sunglasses on the table.]]
/ Showbiz: Hey! Where you goin', Beef?! / Roast Beef: Ray! RAY! Where you at man / [[Ray is laying down on the floor of a restroom stall. We can see him underneath the door.]]
/ Ray: [[singing]] Where is Ray / Roast Beef: Man... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04132004 |
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