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| Achewood - December 9, 2003 | [[Ray is passed out in a pool of his vomit in a green hallway of the Best Western in Hell.]] / [[There are flowers patterned on the wall.]] / [[One flower leans towards Ray.]] / Flower 1: Raaay / Flower 1: Raaay
/ Flower 1: I was a young Chinese man you made fun of at Office Depot / Flower 1: You... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12092003 |
| Achewood - December 9, 2003 | [[Ray is passed out in a pool of his vomit in a green hallway of the Best Western in Hell. His feathered hat lies next to him on the floor.]] / [[There is a stylized daisy pattern on the wall.]] / [[One flower leans out of the wallpaper towards Ray.]] / [[The flower floats towards Ray, with only its... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12092003 |
| Roast Beef's 'Zine | [[Roast Beef is looking through a cardboard box.]]
/ Beef: (thinking) Oh dang wow my old high school 'zine that I used to make / [[He reads the 'zine]] / LISTEN UP ACHEWOOD UNIFIED HIGH SCHOOL
/ It's...
/ THE PRIVATE EYE
/ [[Next to the title is a clip art kitten wearing a pilgrim hat.]]
/ your editor... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12092004 |
| Roast Beef's 'Zine | [[Roast Beef is looking through a cardboard box.]]
/ Beef: (thinking) Oh dang wow my old high school 'zine that I used to make / [[He reads the 'zine]] / LISTEN UP ACHEWOOD UNIFIED HIGH SCHOOL
/ It's...
/ THE PRIVATE EYE
/ [[Next to the title is a clip art kitten wearing a pilgrim hat.]]
/ your editor... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12092004 |
| Achewood - December 9, 2005 | [[A black panel]]
/ (IT'S A) FUCK YOU FRIDAY. / [[Pat stands in front of Ray in a costume of western-wear, complete with sideburns]]
/ Pat: Well, which is it! Neil Young or Neil Diamond? You can't be both!
/ Ray: Says fuckin' who?! / [[Teodor chats with Ray, who is now dressed as a 1950s street tough... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12092005 |
| Achewood § December 9, 2008 | Vlad: Is problem of modern age. You want lady; lady is with this dude.
/ Vlad: You cannot kill the dude because Hammurabi, he does his thing in the day. / Vlad: So, you must take the "long view," then.
/ Vlad: I tell story. / Vlad: Down the road, say, soap company of this dude is needink new conveyor... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12092008 |
| Achewood - December 10, 2001 | Today we present bloopers and outtakes from previously run Achewood comic strips. / RUN DATE: November 8, 2001
/ TITLE: "Poker"
/ Cornelius: Philippe, I...you...what the hell do I say next?
/ Teodor: Sheesh.
/ Philippe: Ha ha! / RUN DATE: November 5, 2001
/ TITLE: "What is the saddest thing"
/ Philippe:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12102001 |
| Achewood - December 10, 2001 | Today we present bloopers and outtakes from previously run Achewood comic strips. / RUN DATE: November 8, 2001
/ TITLE: "Poker"
/ Cornelius: Philippe, I...you...what the hell do I say next?
/ Teodor: Sheesh.
/ Philippe: Ha ha! / RUN DATE: November 5, 2001
/ TITLE: "What is the saddest thing"
/ Philippe:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12102001 |
| Achewood - December 10, 2001 | Today we present bloopers and outtakes from previously run Achewood comic strips. / RUN DATE: November 8, 2001
/ TITLE: "Poker"
/ Cornelius: Philippe, I...you...what the hell do I say next?
/ Teodor: Sheesh.
/ Philippe: Ha ha! / RUN DATE: November 5, 2001
/ TITLE: "What is the saddest thing"
/ Philippe:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12102001 |
| Achewood - December 10, 2001 | Today we present bloopers and outtakes from previously run Achewood comic strips. / RUN DATE: November 8, 2001
/ TITLE: "Poker"
/ Cornelius: Philippe, I...you...what the hell do I say next?
/ Teodor: Sheesh.
/ Philippe: Ha ha! / RUN DATE: November 5, 2001
/ TITLE: "What is the saddest thing"
/ Philippe:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12102001 |
| Achewood - December 10, 2001 | Today we present bloopers and outtakes from previously run Achewood comic strips. / RUN DATE: November 8, 2001
/ TITLE: "Poker"
/ Cornelius: Philippe, I...you...what the hell do I say next?
/ Teodor: Sheesh.
/ Philippe: Ha ha! / RUN DATE: November 5, 2001
/ TITLE: "What is the saddest thing"
/ Philippe:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12102001 |
| Coconut Rum | [[Ray and Beef are running from The Peppermint Honcho club to Beef's Galaxie.]]
/ < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12102002 |
| Coconut Rum | [[Ray and Roast Beef are running from The Peppermint Honcho club to Beef's Galaxie.]]
/ < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12102002 |
| Achewood - December 10, 2003 | [[Roast Beef lays on the floor, talking into a phone]]
/ Roast Beef: Uh yeah is this the Butterball turkey hotline / Roast Beef: Okay cool yeah
/ Roast Beef: Hi rose / Roast Beef: Look uh I know Thanksgiving has ended and all / Roast Beef: But your phone number was the only one I could remember just... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12102003 |
| Butterball Hotline | [[Roast Beef lays on the floor, talking into a phone]]
/ Roast Beef: Uh yeah is this the Butterball turkey hotline / Roast Beef: Okay cool yeah
/ Roast Beef: Hi rose / Roast Beef: Look uh I know Thanksgiving has ended and all / Roast Beef: But your phone number was the only one I could remember just... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12102003 |
| Achewood - December 10, 2004 | [[Téodor sits at his computer]] / < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12102004 |
| Achewood - December 10, 2007 | Teodor: Jesus Christ! Why the fuck did you just hit the computer with a cricket bat?! / Cornelius: An Internet man has been buggering Philippe! I've had it with this damned machine! I knew it would come to no good! / Teodor: What do you mean, buggering him? He hasn't left the house all week!
/ Cornelius:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12102007 |
| Achewood § December 10, 2009 | Yeah, just gotta go take my driver's license test first. Should be there around three, dogg. / Am I worried? Heh!
/ Does the Pope know sluts?! / Jesus...man I been drivin'for a decade-plus without knowin' 'bout left turns on red arrows at one-way streets... / 7. You are in a car with your mother, and... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12102009 |
| Achewood - December 11, 2001 | [[Lie Bot and Philippe are standing in the corner of a room.]]
/ Lie Bot: I heard on the news that Osama bin Laden snuck into the United States!
/ Philippe: Really, Lie Bot? / Lie Bot: Yeah. He could pop out anywhere, they said. / [[Both stand in silence]] / Philippe: Could he even be in the computer? / Lie... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12112001 |
| Dreams of good people | [[Lie Bot and Philippe are standing in the corner of a room.]]
/ Lie Bot: I heard on the news that Osama bin Laden snuck into the United States!
/ Philippe: Really, Lie Bot? / Lie Bot: Yeah. He could pop out anywhere, they said. / [[Both stand in silence. Philippe is distressed.]] / Philippe: Could... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12112001 |
| McDonald's/Dancin' Santa | [[Shot of McDonald's highway sign.]]
/ Ray: Oh! Oh! McDonald's! Let's stop!
/ Beef: aw sweet Man I am so hungry / < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12112002 |
| McDonald's/Dancin' Santa | [[Shot of McDonald's Drive-Thru highway sign.]]
/ Ray: Oh! Oh! McDonald's! Let's stop!
/ Roast Beef: aw sweet Man I am so hungry / [[Ray and Roast Beef are in Beef's Galaxie, parked next to the drive-thru window. A Dancing Santa toy is in the window.]]
/ < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12112002 |
| Achewood - December 11, 2003 | [[Roast Beef lays on the floor, talking into a phone]]
/ Roast Beef: Well you see Rose
/ Roast Beef: My situation is this / Roast Beef: My friend Ray sold his soul to the Devil for a magical piano
/ Roast Beef: Yeah to impress ladies with exactly / Roast Beef: Recently he died of ice cream headache brought... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12112003 |
| Butterball Hell Line | [[Roast Beef lays on the floor, talking into a phone]]
/ Roast Beef: Well you see Rose
/ Roast Beef: My situation is this / Roast Beef: My friend Ray sold his soul to the Devil for a magical piano
/ Roast Beef: Yeah to impress ladies with exactly / Roast Beef: Recently he died of ice cream headache brought... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12112003 |
| Achewood - December 11, 2006 (Mister Band) | [[Nice Pete, on the phone]]
/ Nice Pete: Hello, Lyle. I understand that you play on the bass. / [[Lyle, bottle in one hand and cell in the other]]
/ Lyle: Huh? Oh, hey Cropes. Yeah, I got an old Rick. What's up? / [[Nice Pete, pen, in mouth]]
/ Nice Pete: I would like to form a music band with you, if... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12112006 |
| Achewood - December 11, 2006 (Mister Band) | [[Nice Pete, on the phone]]
/ Nice Pete: Hello, Lyle. I understand that you play on the bass. / [[Lyle, bottle in one hand and cell in the other]]
/ Lyle: Huh? Oh, hey Cropes. Yeah, I got an old Rick. What's up? / [[Nice Pete, pen, in mouth]]
/ Nice Pete: I would like to form a music band with you, if... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12112006 |
| Mister Band | [[Nice Pete, on the phone]]
/ Nice Pete: Hello, Lyle. I understand that you play on the bass. / [[Lyle, bottle in one hand and cell in the other]]
/ Lyle: Huh? Oh, hey Cropes. Yeah, I got an old Rick. What's up? / [[Nice Pete, pen, in mouth]]
/ Nice Pete: I would like to form a music band with you, if... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12112006 |
| Achewood - December 11, 2007 | [[RAY dancing into room]]
/ RAY: Man, I just had a COMPLETELY trashy orgasm! / [[TÉODOR and MISTER BEAR glare at RAY]]
/ TÉODOR: Shut up, dude! We're worried about something else! Philippe has an Internet sex stalker!
/ RAY: I took care of that. / [[TÉODOR looks surprised at RAY]]
/ TÉODOR: I... what do... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12112007 |
| Achewood - December 12, 2001 | [[Lyle and Téodor stand behind a table. In front of Téodor is an open Yellow Pages and a list. He is on the phone.]]
/ Téodor: Hi, I'm too drunk to drive. Can you please send a taxi to 62 Achewood Court? / Téodor: Great. Can the driver pick up some things on the way here? ...like food and liquor and... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12122001 |
| I am too drunk to drive | [[Lyle and Téodor stand at a table. In front of Téodor is an open Yellow Pages and a list. He is on the phone.]]
/ Téodor: Hi, I'm too drunk to drive. Can you please send a taxi to 62 Achewood Court? / Téodor: Great. Can the driver pick up some things on the way here?
/ Téodor ...like food and liquor... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12122001 |
| Achewood - December 12, 2003 | [[Roast Beef drives his Subaru Brat past a 7-Eleven sign]]
/ HELL
/ Roast Beef: Oh man I would love me a deli sandwich / [[Looking at a Pacific Bell phone booth]]
/ Roast Beef: Wonder if I can call all my dude at home on that old-school pay phone / [[Roast Beef dials a number on a pay phone]]
/ < |
| Beef and the Hell Phone | [[Roast Beef drives his Subaru Brat past a 7-Eleven sign]]
/ HELL
/ Roast Beef: Oh man I would love me a deli sandwich / [[Looking at a Pacific Bell phone booth]]
/ Roast Beef: Wonder if I can call all my dude at home on that old-school pay phone / [[Roast Beef dials a number on a pay phone]]
/ < |
| Ray's mom sense diabetes | [[Ray enters the room, toweling off. Roast Beef is reading, in a chair.]]
/ Ray: Man, but does it suck to run a mile! Back me up, Beef!
/ Beef: It cold sucks to run a mile / Ray: Never almost have diabetes, dude. It ain't no way to leave.
/ Can you believe I ran a damn mile? / Beef: It is the news... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12122005 |
| Ray's mom senses diabetes | [[Ray enters the room, toweling off. Roast Beef is reading, in a chair.]]
/ Ray: Man, but does it suck to run a mile! Back me up, Beef!
/ Beef: It cold sucks to run a mile / Ray: Never almost have diabetes, dude. It ain't no way to live.
/ Ray: Can you believe I ran a damn mile? / Beef: It is the news... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12122005 |
| Ray's mom senses diabetes | [[Ray enters the room, toweling off. Roast Beef is reading, in a chair.]]
/ Ray: Man, but does it suck to run a mile! Back me up, Beef!
/ Beef: It cold sucks to run a mile / Ray: Never almost have diabetes, dude. It ain't no way to leave.
/ Can you believe I ran a damn mile? / Beef: It is the news... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12122005 |
| Ray's mom sense diabetes | [[Ray enters the room, toweling off. Roast Beef is reading, in a chair.]]
/ Ray: Man, but does it suck to run a mile! Back me up, Beef!
/ Beef: It cold sucks to run a mile / Ray: Never almost have diabetes, dude. It ain't no way to live.
/ Can you believe I ran a damn mile? / Beef: It is the news of... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12122005 |
| Achewood - December 13, 2001 | [[Teodore in the left of the frame, stands next to a coffee table. Todd is sitting in his conversion van with his head out the window.]]
/ Teodore: Todd! Get off the coffee table!
/ Todd: Whatever you say, big fella. / [[The van's tires begin to smoke]]< http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12132001 |
| Gearbox Symphony | [[Téodor stands next to a coffee table. Todd is sitting in his conversion van on the table with his head out the window.]]
/ Téodor: Todd! Get off the coffee table!
/ Todd: Whatever you say, big fella. / [[The van's tires begin to smoke]]
/ < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12132001 |
| Gearbox Symphony | [[Teodor in the left of the frame, stands next to a coffee table. Todd is sitting in his conversion van with his head out the window.]]
/ Teodor: Todd! Get off the coffee table!
/ Todd: Whatever you say, big fella. / [[The van's tires begin to smoke]]< http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12132001 |
| Achewood - December 13, 2002 | [[Ray and Roast Beef are driving through the Mojave desert at night. Roast Beef is behind the wheel.]]
/ Ray: Beef!
/ Ray: You know what we oughta do on this road trip?
/ Ray: We should go campin'! / Roast Beef: Man I hate campin'
/ Roast Beef: I ain't goin' noplace ain't got no shower and no bed / Ray:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12132002 |
| Achewood - December 13, 2002 | [[Ray and Roast Beef in the car at night. Roast Beef is behind the wheel.]]
/ Ray: Beef!
/ Ray: You know what we oughta do on this road trip?
/ Ray: We should go campin'! / Roast Beef: Man I hate campin'
/ Roast Beef: I ain't goin' noplace ain't got no shower and no bed / Ray: Think about it, Beef!
/ Ray:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12132002 |
| Achewood - December 13, 2004 | [[Roast Beef and Ray are in a grocery store. Ray is eating some cookies.]] / Roast Beef: Dang Ray man you can't eat the cookies before you buy them what the hell / Ray: Nonsense! / Roast Beef: You can't drink beer in the store put that down or the cops will come! / Ray: Yum, man! / [[They see a... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12132004 |
| Achewood - December 13, 2006 | Nice Pete: Alright Lyle start playing on the bass and I will sing a song / Lyle: What kind of stuff you want me to play? Fast? Slow? Major? Minor? / Nice Pete: Just play a good song like a man would play at a concert
/ Lyle: Alright, I gotcha. / < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12132006 |
| Achewood - December 13, 2006 | Nice Pete: Alright Lyle start playing on the bass and I will sing a song / Lyle: What kind of stuff you want me to play? Fast? Slow? Major? Minor? / Nice Pete: Just play a good song like a man would play at a concert
/ Lyle: Alright, I gotcha. / < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12132006 |
| Ray signs Mister Band | Nice Pete: Alright Lyle start playing on the bass and I will sing a song / Lyle: What kind of stuff you want me to play? Fast? Slow? Major? Minor? / Nice Pete: Just play a good song like a man would play at a concert
/ Lyle: Alright, I gotcha. / < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12132006 |
| Achewood - December 13, 2006 | Nice Pete: Alright lyle put your fingers on some strings and move them / Lyle: Yes sir nice Pete I'll do that / Nice Pete: Give it your urge
/ Lyle: Arrrr, I gotcha. / < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12132006 |
| Achewood - December 13, 2006 | Nice Pete: Alright Lyle start playing on the bass and I will sing a song / Lyle: What kind of stuff you want me to play? Fast? Slow? Major? Minor? / Nice Pete: Just play a good song like a man would play at a concert
/ Lyle: Alright, I gotcha. / < |
| Achewood - December 13, 2006 | {{Nice Pete likes Leprechauns}}
/ Nice Pete: Alright Lyle start playing on the bass and I will sing a song / Lyle: What kind of stuff you want me to play? Fast? Slow? Major? Minor? / Nice Pete: Just play a good song like a man would play at a concert
/ Lyle: Alright, I gotcha. / < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12132006 |
| Achewood - December 13, 2006 | [[Nice Pete is holding a microphone.]]
/ Nice Pete: Alright Lyle start playing on the bass and I will sing a song / [[Lyle is standing and wearing an electric guitar on a shoulder-strap.]]
/ Lyle: What kind of stuff you want me to play? Fast? Slow? Major? Minor? /
/ Nice Pete: Just play a good... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12132006 |
| Achewood - December 13, 2007 | PREVIOUSLY.
/ [[Ray reading newspaper.]]
/ Ray: You know who I don't care about? Carol Burnett. Just can't. Just don't.
/ < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12132007 |
| Achewood - December 14, 2001 | Philippe: Lyle's cussing!
/ Mr. Bear: He's cussing? / Philippe: He's cussing!
/ Mr. Bear: Is he cussing someone out?
/ Téodor: Who's cussing? / Mr. Bear: Lyle's cussing!
/ Téodor: What is he cussing about?
/ Philippe: He's just cussing! / Lyle: I'm cussing?
/ Mr. Bear and Téodor: You're cussing!
/ Philippe:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12142001 |
| An issue of cussing | Philippe: Lyle's cussing!
/ Mr. Bear: He's cussing? / Philippe: He's cussing!
/ Mr. Bear: Is he cussing someone out?
/ Téodor: Who's cussing? / Mr. Bear: Lyle's cussing!
/ Téodor: What is he cussing about?
/ Philippe: He's just cussing! / Lyle: I'm cussing?
/ Mr. Bear and Téodor: You're cussing!
/ Philippe:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12142001 |
| Achewood - December 14, 2005 | [[Ray is seated, typing on the computer.]]
/ Computer text: Dear Reader's Digest,
/ < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12142005 |
| Achewood - December 14, 2006 | Ray: See now Lyle, I ain't really into the whole leprechaun rock thing. Strikes me as foolish. But puttin' out music's in my blood, and part of puttin' out music means believin' in somethin' you don't believe in.
/ Lyle: Whatever. / Ray: You know, my grandfather, Antonyne Cheops Smuckles, was a bluesman... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12142006 |
| Achewood - December 14, 2006 | Ray: See now Lyle, I ain't really into the whole leprechaun rock thing. Strikes me as foolish. But puttin' out music's in my blood, and part of puttin' out music means believin' in somethin' you don't believe in.
/ Lyle: Whatever. / Ray: You know, my grandfather, Antonyne Cheops Smuckles, was a bluesman... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12142006 |
| Achewood - December 14, 2006 | Ray: See now Lyle, I ain't really into the whole leprechaun rock thing. Strikes me as foolish. But puttin' out music's in my blood, and part of puttin' out music means believin' in somethin' you don't believe in.
/ Lyle: Whatever. / Ray: You know, my grandfather, Antonyne Cheops Smuckles, was a bluesman... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12142006 |
| Antonyne Cheops Smuckles | Ray: See now Lyle, I ain't really into the whole leprechaun rock thing. Strikes me as foolish. But puttin' out music's in my blood, and part of puttin' out music means believin' in somethin' you don't believe in.
/ Lyle: Whatever. / Ray: You know, my grandfather, Antonyne Cheops Smuckles, was a bluesman... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12142006 |
| Achewood - December 14, 2006 | Ray: See now Lyle, I ain't really into the whole leprechaun rock thing. Strikes me as foolish. But puttin' out music's in my blood, and part of puttin' out music means believin' in somethin' you don't believe in.
/ Lyle: Whatever. / Ray: You know, my grandfather, Antonyne Cheops Smuckles, was a bluesman... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12142006 |
| Achewood - December 14, 2006 | Ray: See now Lyle, I ain't really into the whole leprechaun-rock thing. Strikes me as foolish. But puttin' out music's in my blood, and part of puttin' out music means believin' in somethin' you don't believe in.
/ Lyle: Whatever. / Ray: You know, my grandfather, Antonyne Cheops Smuckles, was a bluesman... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12142006 |
| Achewood - December 14, 2006 | {{Ray's Grandpa Rustmouth}}
/ Ray: See now Lyle, I ain't really into the whole leprechaun rock thing. Strikes me as foolish. But puttin' out music's in my blood, and part of puttin' out music means believin' in somethin' you don't believe in.
/ Lyle: Whatever. / Ray: You know, my grandfather, Antonyne... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12142006 |
| Achewood - December 14, 2006 | Ray: See now Lyle, I ain't really into the whole leprechaun rock thing. Strikes me as foolish. But puttin' out music's in my blood, and part of puttin' out music means believin' in somethin' you don't believe in.
/ Lyle: Whatever. / Ray: You know, my grandfather, Antonyne Cheops Smuckles, was a bluesman... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12142006 |
| Achewood - December 14, 2006 | {{Antonyne Cheops Smuckles, aka Rustmouth Chafings And The Boy From Seller's Hall.}}
/ Ray: See now Lyle, I ain't really into the whole leprechaun rock thing. Strikes me as foolish. But puttin' out music's in my blood, and part of puttin' out music means believin' in somethin' you don't believe in.
/ Lyle:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12142006 |
| Achewood - December 14, 2006 | Ray: See now Lyle, I ain't really into the whole leprechaun rock thing. Strikes me as foolish. But puttin' out music's in my blood, and part of puttin' out music means believin' in somethin' you don't believe in.
/ Lyle: Whatever. / Ray: You know, my grandfather, Antonyne Cheops Smuckles, was a bluesman... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12142006 |
| Achewood - December 14, 2006 | Ray: See now Lyle, I ain't really into the whole leprechaun rock thing. Strikes me as foolish. But puttin' out music's in my blood, and part of puttin' out music means believin' in somethin' you don't believe in.
/ Lyle: Whatever. / Ray: You know, my grandfather, Antonyne Cheops Smuckles, was a bluesman... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12142006 |
| Achewood § December 14, 2007 | The Philippe Times - Vol 9 No. 23 "Pigs are lovely little guys!" / Friday facts by Philippe, editor-in-chief / DID YOU KNOW
/ ------------------------------
/ I wonder if there has ever been a business based on shooting horses that other people didn't want to shoot. You know, like if the horse had a... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12142007 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12142011">http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12142011 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Phillipe buys piano music! | [[Roast Beef is in a phone booth in Hell.]]
/ Beef: Philippe no don't hang up little guy ! It's BEEF ! / [[Philippe is on the other end of the phone, not in Hell, looking annoyed.]]
/ Narrator: BUT WHAT IS HEARD...
/ Telephone: May I interest you in our exclusive collection of 100 Piano Masterpieces, on... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12152003 |
| Achewood - December 15, 2004 | [[Roast Beef sits in a chair, Ray stands by him]]
/ Ray: Why you watchin' the Spice channel with closed captioning on, Beef? / Roast Beef: Check it out Ray this is interesting
/ Roast Beef: Don't the transcriber's style sound familiar to you / [[Closeup of television captioning]]
/ Captioning: ...IT WAS... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12152004 |
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