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| Achewood Winter Break 2005, Day 3 | [[Caption: "Dear Reader: Enjoy these odds and ends from around the Achewood production facilities, 2005. We will see you soon. Happy holidays!" This comic features a background photo of foliage with a row of old brown bottles and a small dachshund. In the foreground are several crudely drawn panels... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12282005 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12282007">http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12282007 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Achewood - December 29, 2003 | {{Guest Strip by Jesse Reklaw of Slow Wave}} / [[View from inside a freshly-dug grave, from left to right we see Teodor, Todd, Philippe, Lie Bot, Roast Beef, Pat, Cornelius and Lyle all dressed in funeral attire and looking over the edge into the grave with sombre looks on their faces. Philippe has... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12292003 |
| Achewood - December 29, 2004 | [[Electric razor sits on the counter]] / Philippe: Oh, wow! Just like all the tough guys have! / < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12292004 |
| Achewood - December 30, 2002 | [[Roast Beef and his brother Showbiz are drinking in a strip club.]]
/ Roast Beef: So uh what you been up to Showbiz
/ Roast Beef: We ain't seen you in quite a number of years I guess / Showbiz: Just hella keepin' busy man!
/ Showbiz: You know what I'm sayin'! / Roast Beef: Is that right
/ Showbiz: I'm... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12302002 |
| Achewood - December 30, 2002 | [[Roast Beef and his brother Showbiz are drinking in a strip club.]]
/ Roast Beef: So uh what you been up to Showbiz
/ Roast Beef: We ain't seen you in quite a number of years I guess / Showbiz: Just hella keepin' busy man!
/ Showbiz: You know what I'm sayin'! / Roast Beef: Is that right
/ Showbiz: I'm... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12302002 |
| Achewood - December 30, 2003 | {{Guest Strip by Jeff Rowland of wigu.com}} / [[Philippe is reading in a chair. Lyle begins to harass him.]]
/ Lyle: What are you readin' about Phillipe? Some sissy book? A book about sissy stuff?
/ Sissy. / [[Philippe proudly displays his book, entitled "Go Go Gorillas"]]
/ Philippe: I'm learning about... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12302003 |
| New Year's Eve with Mr. Bear | [[Mr. Bear is reading in bed, hears a car horn and Todd drives up in his van]] / Mr. Bear: Well cuss my bones, look who it is! Happy New Year Todd!
/ Todd: Heya Mr. Bear, how come you ain't at the party? / Mr. Bear: Oh, I prefer to usher the new year in with a good book and my memories.
/ Todd: That's... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12312001 |
| Madison | [[Showbiz and Roast Beef at the strip club.]]
/ Showbiz: Hey man, my bank ain't got an ATM on this street! Can you loan me somethin' to tip this girl?
/ Roast Beef: Sure here you go Showbiz
/ [[Beef opens his wallet.]] / [[Showbiz waves a bill at the stripper.]]
/ Showbiz: Hey baby, you lookin' fine tonight!... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12312002 |
| Madison | [[Showbiz and Roast Beef at the strip club.]]
/ Showbiz: Hey man, my bank ain't got an ATM on this street! Can you loan me somethin' to tip this girl?
/ Roast Beef: Sure here you go Showbiz
/ [[Beef opens his wallet.]] / [[Showbiz waves a bill at the stripper.]]
/ Showbiz: Hey baby, you lookin' fine tonight!... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12312002 |
| Madison | [[Showbiz and Roast Beef at the strip club.]]
/ Showbiz: Hey man, my bank ain't got an ATM on this street! Can you loan me somethin' to tip this girl?
/ Roast Beef: Sure here you go Showbiz
/ [[Beef opens his wallet.]] / [[Showbiz waves a bill at the stripper.]]
/ Showbiz: Hey baby, you lookin' fine tonight!... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12312002 |
| Madison | [[Showbiz and Roast Beef at the strip club.]]
/ Showbiz: Hey man, my bank ain't got an ATM on this street! Can you loan me somethin' to tip this girl?
/ Roast Beef: Sure here you go Showbiz
/ [[Beef opens his wallet.]] / [[Showbiz waves a bill at the stripper.]]
/ Showbiz: Hey baby, you lookin' fine tonight!... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12312002 |
| Madison | [[Showbiz and Roast Beef at the strip club.]]
/ Showbiz: Hey man, my bank ain't got an ATM on this street! Can you loan me somethin' to tip this girl?
/ Roast Beef: Sure here you go Showbiz
/ [[Beef opens his wallet.]] / [[Showbiz waves a bill at the stripper.]]
/ Showbiz: Hey baby, you lookin' fine tonight!... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12312002 |
| Achewood - December 31, 2003 | Guest Strip by K. Thor Jensen. / Ten Years Later
/ [[Dialogue is coming from behind a Circle K]]
/ Little Nephew: Fuckin' Pass it! / [[A much older Little Nephew and Philippe are shown drinking from a flask]]
/ Little Nephew: God, you fuckin' fat hog, let me get a hit.
/ Philippe: Chill Nef! I'm done.
/ Sex... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12312003 |
| Trashspotting | [[Molly is in bed; Roast Beef has arisen early and put on a sweater.]]
/ Molly: Beef? It's six AM...what are you doing up?
/ Beef: It's recycling day / [[Beef is outside and has met with Spongebath, in an electric chair, and Emeril, carrying a bucket of turkey drumsticks.]]
/ Emeril: Good morning Roast... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12312004 |
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