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| Achewood - February 15, 2007 | [[Ray is sitting in front of the computer.]] / Ray: Daaamn, there's no Wikipedia entry for "Ray's urine"! < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02152007 |
| Achewood - February 16, 2005 | [[Téodor, Roast Beef (not shown), and Molly are riding with Ray in his Escalade. Téodor and Molly look irritated. Ray is not watching the road.]]
/ Ray: You know, I used to know a guy who got AIDS once. It was a pretty rough scene. / [[The car slams into a telephone pole.]]
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| Achewood - February 16, 2005 | Ray: You know, I used to know a guy who AIDS once.
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| Beating Ron Sipes | [[Sipes is screaming, with his fists bared]]
/ Sipes: COME HERE! I'M GONNA TEAR OFF YOUR LEGS AND PISS UP THE STUMPS! / Ray: Man, that's crazy talk! A leg stump ain't got holes where your urine can go, Ron!
/ Sheesh, the imagination on this kid! / [[Sipes starts running towards Ray]]
/ Sipes: YAAAAAAAAH! / [[Sipes... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02162006 |
| Achewood - February 16, 2007 | [[Roast Beef, holding a bottle, is listening to Philippe. Philippe is looking very worried.]]
/ Philippe: My ear hurts, Roast Beef! Since yesterday! / [[Roast Beef now looks worried]]
/ Roast Beef: Oh uh dogg you got to get that checked out or you gonna go deaf for certain
/ Roast Beef: Eardrums all explodin'... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02162007 |
| Achewood - February 16, 2007 | [[Roast Beef, holding a bottle, is listening to Philippe. Philippe is looking very worried.]]
/ Philippe: My ear hurts, Roast Beef! Since yesterday! / [[Roast Beef now looks worried]]
/ Roast Beef: Oh uh dogg you got to get that checked out or you gonna go deaf for certain
/ Roast Beef: Eardrums all explodin'... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02162007 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://achewood.com/?date=02162009">http://achewood.com/?date=02162009 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02162010">http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02162010 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Achewood - February 17, 2003 | [[Roast Beef talking on the telephone, looking at DVD]] / Beef: Oh uh hey Todd check it out
/ I just got Death Limo on DVD dogg
/ You should come over / Beef: Yeah bonus features and everything / Beef: It says they even show how they did that scene where the limo chews that dude up using its hood... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02172003 |
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| Achewood - February 17, 2005 | Ray: (on phone) hey Teodor, man, it's Ray / Ray: Yeah, so I guess we got seperated last night. I was pretty turned around. / Ray:No, just wanted to make sure you all got home okay. / Ray:My place? No, not too bad. Not too much CDs got stolen. / Ray:Heh. Yeah. Lyle's sleepin' it off on the patio. / Ray:At... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02172005 |
| Achewood - February 17, 2006 | [[Ray dusts off hands]]
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| Achewood - February 17, 2006 | [[Ray dusts off hands]]
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| Achewood - February 17, 2006 | [[Ray dusts off hands]]
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| Achewood - February 17, 2006 | [[Ray dusts off hands]]
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| Achewood - February 18, 2003 | [[Ray is at his window]]
/ Ray: [[Thinking]] What a damn lovely morning it is. / Teodor: Hey Ray! You wanna help me fix up a BOAT? / Ray: You got a boat, Teodor?!
/ Teodor: My dad just gave it to me! He got one of those fancy bass boats and handed me down his old one. / Ray: [[thinking]]Daaamn...a BOAT! / [[Ray... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02182003 |
| Achewood - February 18, 2004 | [[Roast Beef is holding a gift message letter from Calvin Klein Online. It reads: "Dear Roast Beef, I thought you would look handsome in this nice black shirt! XOXO Molly"]] / ROAST BEEF: Oh incredible she tracked me down ! / {{SOON}}
/ ROAST BEEF: Well look at me all in my shirt my lady bought me ! / ROAST... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02182004 |
| Achewood - February 18, 2004 | [[Roast Beef is holding a gift message letter from Calvin Klein Online. It reads: "Dear Roast Beef, I thought you would look handsome in this nice black shirt! XOXO Molly"]] / ROAST BEEF: Oh incredible she tracked me down ! / {{SOON}}
/ ROAST BEEF: Well look at me all in my shirt my lady bought me ! / ROAST... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02182004 |
| Achewood - February 18, 2004 | [[Roast Beef is holding a gift message letter from Calvin Klein Online. It reads: "Dear Roast Beef, I thought you would look handsome in this nice black shirt! XOXO Molly"]] / ROAST BEEF: Oh incredible she tracked me down ! / {{SOON}}
/ ROAST BEEF: Well look at me all in my shirt my lady bought me ! / ROAST... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02182004 |
| Achewood - February 18, 2005 | [[Phillippe and Lyle are talking to eachother]]
/ Phillippe: Lile, what is the story of the birds and the bees?
/ Lyle: Huh? Why ya ask? / Phillippe: I think I heard on a TV show that it explains where babies come from! / Lyle: Well, uh, there's this bird, see, and there's this bee, see-- / Lyle: And... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02182005 |
| Achewood - February 18, 2005 | [[Philippe and Lyle are talking to each other]]
/ Philippe: Lyle, what is the story of the birds and the bees?
/ Lyle: Huh? Why ya ask? / Phillippe: I think I heard on a TV show that it explains where babies come from! / Lyle: Well, uh, there's this bird, see, and there's this bee, see-- / Lyle: And... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02182005 |
| Achewood - February 18, 2005 | [[Phillippe and Lyle are talking to each other]]
/ Phillippe: Lile, what is the story of the birds and the bees?
/ Lyle: Huh? Why ya ask? / Phillippe: I think I heard on a TV show that it explains where babies come from! / Lyle: Well, uh, there's this bird, see, and there's this bee, see-- / Lyle:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02182005 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02182008">http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02182008 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Achewood - February 19, 2002 | Philippe: Excuse me, Lie Bot. I have to use the bathroom.
/ Lie Bot: Oh! Here's a quarter, then. / Philippe: What?
/ Lie Bot: A quarter! Take it. / [[Philippe stares at Lie Bot]] / Lie Bot: Haven't you heard? If you flush a quarter down the toilet each time you use it, the city collects it and puts... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02192002 |
| Achewood - February 19, 2003 | [[Teodor and Ray are walking.]]
/ Teodor: So are you and Tina still separated? / Ray: Tina? Dang, man! I ain't even thought about her in like six months! / Teodor: Really? I thought you guys always got back together. / [[They look at eachother]] / Ray: Not this time. I finally realized that we just... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02192003 |
| Achewood - February 19, 2004 | [[Ray and Roast Beef are sitting in armchairs next to each other. Ray is fidgeting with a remote control.]]
/ Roast Beef: Come on Ray can't you even figure out the parental controls for your own damn TV. Sex Limo starts in like six minutes. / Ray: It's got like half a million settings, Beef! Hold on!
/ Roast... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02192004 |
| Achewood - February 19, 2008 | Caption: ACHEWOOD HISTORY THEATRE PRESENTS / Caption: THE PLANNING OF THE TRANSATLANTIC CABLE STARRING / Caption: CYRUS WEST FIELD / ISAMBARD KINGDOM BRUNEL / RAY SMUCKLES / AND / SHANTY THE YORKSHIRE TERRIER / Caption: LONDON, 1856
/ Field: I propose that the transatlantic telegraph cable be suspended... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02192008 |
| Sideburn Generator. (Achewood ? February 19, 2009) | Ray: Daaamn, T! Whatchu lookin' at there? / T?odor: There's this online sideburn generator . . . I was just seeing how I'd look in some different styles.
/ Ray: Huh! How's it work? / T?odor: You upload a photo and their software superimposes stock sets of sideburns on you.
/ Ray: Check it, they got a... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02192009 |
| Achewood - February 20, 2002 | [[Lyle is wearing a pear of boxers that read "LET'S SLAM"]]
/ Lyle: Look what I found on eBay!
/ Téodor: Nice! http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02202002 |
| Achewood - February 20, 2003 | [[Vlad is at his computer, thinking to himself]]
/ Vlad: So Pat thinks he can block me from messageboard! Is ridiculous assumption. / Vlad: In fact, why don't we make things interestink for dear friend Pat. / [[Pat has hacked the website for Pat's Subway, and it is now displayed]]
/ Website text:... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02202003 |
| Achewood - February 20, 2006 | [[Ray and Roast Beef are talking]]
/ Ray: Recumbent Tai-Chi, huh. I got a special move I want to discuss with you. / [[Ray whispers into Beef's ear]]
/ < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02202006 |
| Achewood - February 20, 2006 | Ray:Recumbant Tai-Chi, huh. I got a special move I want to discuss with you.
/ Ray:Whisper Whisper Whisper Whisper Whisper Whisper... Whisper! Heh!
/ Beef:uh huh yeah cool uh you'll want to do that while he's re-centering his chakra
/ Has his eyes closed and takes about six minutes
/ Ray:Do it when his... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02202006 |
| Achewood - February 20, 2006 | [[Ray and Roast Beef are talking. Ray wears a bowler and Beef wears goggles.]]
/ Ray: Recumbent Tai-Chi, huh. I got a special move I want to discuss with you. / [[Ray whispers into Beef's ear]]
/ < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02202006 |
| Achewood - February 20, 2006 | [[Ray and Roast Beef are talking]]
/ Ray: Recumbent Tai-Chi, huh. I got a special move I want to discuss with you. / [[Ray whispers into Beef's ear]]
/ < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02202006 |
| Achewood - February 20, 2007 | [[Ray is in a room with the lights off. His eyes are closed.]] / [[The lights turn on]]
/ < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02202007 |
| Achewood - February 20, 2007 | [[Ray is in a room with the lights off. His eyes are closed.]] / [[The lights turn on]]
/ < http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02202007 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02202011#bXpulseX">http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02202011#bXpulseX | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02202012">http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02202012 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://achewood.com/?date=02212002">http://achewood.com/?date=02212002 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Achewood - February 21, 2003 | [[Pat and Téodor are taking a walk]]
/ Téodor: You were a show cat, Ray? / Ray: Heh heh! Yeah, yeah, my breeder used to show me in my early days. / [[Ray makes a gesture indicating braggadocio.]]
/ "Colonel Ephraim's Jay- Jay Boy, Grand Champion American Curl!" / Téodor: Wow, Grand Champion! Who was... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02212003 |
| Achewood - February 21, 2003 | [[Pat and Téodor are taking a walk]]
/ Téodor: You were a show cat, Ray? / Ray: Heh heh! Yeah, yeah, my breeder used to show me in my early days. / [[Ray makes a gesture indicating braggadocio.]]
/ "Colonel Ephraim's Jay- Jay Boy, Grand Champion American Curl!" / Téodor: Wow, Grand Champion! Who was... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02212003 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://achewood.com/?date=02212005">http://achewood.com/?date=02212005 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Achewood - February 21, 2006 | Téodor: Oh no way! This guy's using his Blackberry to blog the Fight from inside the Acres! That's gotta be a first. / Téodor: Let's see if there's anything about Ray / (Computer Screen/Blog): GASPS AND GIGGLES by Barry King (XML) (RSS)
/ Good news, Barryheads! I've made it through the first eight hours... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02212006 |
| Achewood - February 21, 2007 | [[Ray and Roast Beef are sitting together, talking]]
/ Roast Beef: Yeah uh I'm a breast man of course Never brought it up 'cause you always been such a dyed-in-the-wool take-no-prisoners ass man / Ray: All this time, you felt like you couldn't even say anything! I'm sorry, man. I...I ain't even know... http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02212007 |
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