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Sea Cows Look! It's a manatee! / He's so cute! / They dance! / I think he wants us to join him for a swim! / Our ruse is working! Is the weapon ready? / Yes. Tonight we shall dine upon succulent man-flesh.
Simulated Comic Product That was great! Hey Frank, did ya see the look on his face? / Frank? / Damn it, Frank. / Too far, man. Too far!
Simulated Comic Product Look mom, I drew you a picture! / This isn't very good. The perspective is off, your grasp of anatomy is laughable, and your palette is too limited. / You're going to have to try a lot harder if you want to make it on to this fridge.
Simulated Comic Product What a beautiful evening. / There's something that I've been meaning to ask you. / We've been together for a long time now, / And I think that we're pretty good for each other... / So I guess what I'm trying to say is... / / ... Yes? / Uhhh, never mind.
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Simulated Comic Product Don't worry, dear. / This drought won't last long. Rain will come in time for the harvest. / The Lord will provide for us. He always has.
Simulated Comic Product / / Sigh. / Is THIS what happiness feels like? / Yes. Yes, it is.
Design Process No, this will never work. The pigeoncoat will never get off the ground like this. / We're going to need something stronger than staples to keep it all together. / I'll go tell the boys in the shop to halt productions. / Uh, guys? Change of plans.
Simulated Comic Product Let's go to the zoo! / Yay Weekend Dad! / Hey man, how much do you want for the kid? / Go away troll! My dad loves me, and would never trade me away for a bag of money! / Well, here he is. Little guy's had a long day, and he's all tuckered out now.
Simulated Comic Product Gibt es alles zu berichten? / Alles schaut frei / Warten sie, ich denken, da? Es etwas hinter uns gibt / MEIN GOTT! Das fliegenschweine des R.A.F.!
 
Simulated Comic Product At last! I have perfected the cloning process! / The bubbles are clearing! / Wait - something is wrong. / Oh God. Oh God NO! / What have I done? This poor deformed creature will know only pain and suffering. / How will I ever live with the guilt? / You call that fanning? Speed it up, Lumpy.
Simulated Comic Product / / I don't think that's ALL you can eat.
Simulated Comic Product The darkness has returned! / Quickly - light the beacon! We must summon our hero once again! / I think you guys should just move into a smaller house.
Simulated Comic Product Ready to fire. / Target coordinates 30, 20, 15. Angle decrement 5 degrees. / KA-THUNK! / Have you ever wondered what's on the other side of the mountain? I mean, every day we're ordered to fire shells, but no-one that I know has ever seen back there. / I've never really thought about it. / Whatever...
Simulated Comic Product We've been wandering around for hours now, and we still haven't found a way out! I'm starting to get worried! / Don't panic - I've been leaving a trail of breadcrumbs. It will be easy to retrace our steps. / But that doesn't work in real life. Animals will just eat your trail. / Oh, I thought of that...
 
Simulated Comic Product GASP! / DIE SPIDER, DIE! / B-But, that spider was my only friend. Now I am alone in this world. / I know that.
Simulated Comic Product HEY! / I've been looking for you all day! You're the only one who can keep me from disappearing! / Wait! Stop! It only works when you're looking at me! If you look away for even an instant, I could vanish off the face of the earth! / Hey! I'm not messing around here, buddy! If you're not going to...
Simulated Comic Product I want to be rich and famous! / I'll see what I can do. / The Daily Press: / You screwed me over, Satan! / Hey, hold on a second here. I had nothing to do with this. / I was going to get you a lucrative recording contract....
Simulated Comic Product We shall build a tower the likes of which have never been seen! It will be so tall as to taunt the very gods themselves! / Years of toil pass... / Father! Your vision is finally complete! It has cost the lives of generations of our slaves, but the tower is done! / Eh? What's that? / Look how it thrusts...
Simulated Comic Product And here we see some of this site's most mysterious artifacts. / Great care was obviously put into their creation, but for what purpose? Are they religious objects? Fertility icons? We may never know. / 2000 years earlier... / Let's face it, Claudius. You just aren't a very good sculptor.
 
Simulated Comic Product Only Atomos can push back the martian attack now! / There he is! / Wait - he's not moving! / Atomos! The city needs you! / Atomos?
Simulated Comic Product The Daily Press: / Why that's preposturous! I bet that I could think up scads of new ideas right now! / Food! Sex! Television!
Simulated Comic Product I... love you. / Hold me. / I will never let you go.
Simulated Comic Product I can't believe it's all gone. The fire destroyed everything. / Wait, what's this? / My family pictures survived! / MAGNETS! Magnets for sale! / Excuse me, Sir. Might I interest you in this fine magnetic product? / I'm sorry, but I would have nowhere to put it. / Now at least I won't forget what...
Simulated Comic Product Look! It's a wishing star! / I wish I had a dirt bike! / I wish that I was better at sports. / I wish I had more merit badges.
 
Simulated Comic Product Last one to the bottom is a dirty rotten egg! / Mmmph! Urk! Hrrrrrrm! / Hey, are you ok? You don't look so good! / Oh, sorry about that, buddy. Sometimes the circuits get a bit mixed up. I won't let it happen again. / Now let's go to the moon!
The Scientist Weeps The scientist read the paper with a heavy heart. He wept at the violence and injustice of the world. / He toiled night after night, building an empathy machine. / When it was finally completed, he held is breath and flipped the switch. / But there was something wrong with his calculations. Instead od...
Simulated Comic Product / You really shouldn't toy with them like that.
Simulated Comic Product Everyone's got their own demons. / Most people just can't see them. / The demons are what make you go for that one more cookie when you're not hungry any more. / They make your temper flare when it otherwise wouldn't. / Of course, some people's demons are worse than others'. / But rich or poor, sinner...
Simulated Comic Product Let's see. It says here that you're good at molting. What exactly is that? / Oh, molting? That's when I shed my outer shell because I've outgrown it. I usually eat it afterward to recover much needed calcium. / I usually molt about 2 or 3 times a year. / Interesting. And how do you feel about working...
 

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