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| The Ego and the Squid - The Fourth Wall | Title: The Fourth Wall
/ Caption: That's a subject matter that just pushes the envelope, you know? / Squid: Hey. How was the play? / Chris: I don't know. A lot of it made me pretty uncomfortable. / Chris: On several occasions different actors maintained prolonged eye contact with me. http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=769&type_id=1 |
| The Ego and the Squid - I Am A Website | Title: I Am A Website
/ Caption: And I am in love with you. / Finny: Talk to me. / Chris: Finny, listen, I want you to reprogram the website. Can you... / Chris: Can you teach it how to love? http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=770&type_id=1 |
| The Ego and the Squid - Sleipnir | Title: Sleipnir
/ Caption: This comic was a thinly veiled excuse to draw Odin riding Sleipnir. / Chris: Did you know Odin's horse, Sleipnir, had eight legs? / Odin: Still does, baby! / Chris: That's, like, a double horse. http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=771&type_id=1 |
| The Ego and the Squid - Readers | Title: Readers
/ Caption: I myself am not much of a reader, but opposites attract. / Chris: I don't think the ladies that come here are my type. / Chris: Aren't there any bars where ladies like to, I don't know, read quietly? / Squid: Sure. In between chapters they like to flirt with guys scared to... http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=772&type_id=1 |
| The Ego and the Squid - Ralph's | Title: Ralph's
/ Caption: Summer is pretty much here, you guys. Let's go to Ralph's. / Squid: I bet I could spend a whole hour thinking about Italian ices. / Squid: Now I'll think about its great taste... http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=773&type_id=1 |
| The Ego and the Squid - Irukandji | Title: Irukandji
/ Caption: That's what it is basically like. / Squid: Irukandji, your venom makes people feel like they are on fire, burning alive for up to four days straight, yeah? / Irukandji: Yup. Also, it gives victims a sense of impending doom; begging their doctors to kill them and get it over... http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=774&type_id=1 |
| The Ego and the Squid - The Love Letter Continues #4 | Title: The Love Letter Continues #4
/ Caption: I have two, two great fears. / Chris's Letter: Your greatness is obvious. It is overwhelming. / Chris's Letter: In my darker moments, I feel I am not good enough. My greatest fear is my inadequacy. / Chris's Letter: That, and amusement park rides. I'm... http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=775&type_id=1 |
| The Ego and the Squid - Panty Raid | Title: Panty Raid
/ Caption: This is my solution to most events where I am excluded based on my gender. / Chris: Hey, man. Internet says there's gonna be a ladies only drawing night before MoCCA. / Chris: You know what that means... / Chris & Squid: PANTY RAID! http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=776&type_id=1 |
| The Ego and the Squid - The Empire | Title: The Empire
/ Caption: I know they are different, and I think I know how, I just get confused as to which is which. / Squid: I consider myself educated. I went to college. / Squid: I've been to the Louvre. / Squid: Why don't I know the difference between Britain, England, Great Britain, and the... http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=777&type_id=1 |
| The Ego and the Squid - Escape Plan | Title: Escape Plan
/ Caption: No jail can hold me. / Chris: Sorry, kidnappers. I have some bad news. You're going to release me. / Chris: You see, I plan on turning you against one another. / Chris: For instance, kidnapper number 2, did you know kidnapper number 1 told me about your secret crush? http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=778&type_id=1 |
| The Ego and the Squid - Comic Comic | Title: Comic Comic
/ Caption: This is what it's been like getting ready for the MoCCA Arts Fest this weekend. / Chris (to self): Alright... gotta think of a comic. / Chris (to self): Or I could work on some comics. I need to do those. / Chris (to self): No! I can't work on comics until I finish my... http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=779&type_id=1 |
| The Ego and the Squid - F-F-Fix Me | Title: F-F-Fix Me
/ Caption: I knew then that it was too late. / Computer: F-F-Fix me! / Chris: Tell me how, buddy. I don't know how! / Computer: Online gamble for sexy bleu pils? http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=780&type_id=1 |
| The Ego and the Squid - Ray's Rays | Title: Ray's Rays
/ Caption: This dude doesn't get paid enough to care. / Chris: Wow, so this thing shoots vibrations that liquify your organs? / Chris: But wouldn't that be more of a wave than a ray?
/ [[A sign reads: RAY'S HOUSE OF DEATH RAYS]] / Clerk: Look, dude, I just work here. http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=781&type_id=1 |
| The Ego and the Squid - Truly Evil | Title: Truly Evil
/ Caption: Philly's aflame. / Squid: Listen. Let's do something truly evil tonight. / Chris: You don't mean... / Squid: Yes! / Squid: Let's burn down the police stable. http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=782&type_id=1 |
| The Ego and the Squid - On Repellence | Title: On Repellence
/ Caption: There is a difference. / Waterbed: So, when you say she found repellent, do you mean physically or morally? / Waterbed: Because we can work around one of those. / Waterbed: Booyah. http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=783&type_id=1 |
| The Ego and the Squid - Eschatology | Title: Eschatology
/ Caption: I call this the David Ruffin theory. / Chris: Modern eschatologists believe the end of the world will be technology based / Chris: I have a different theory. http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=784&type_id=1 |
| The Ego and the Squid - Why So Single? | Title: Why So Single?
/ Caption: Why? / Chris: I don't know why single people aren't constantly screaming in the streets; cursing god for their fate. / Squid: Well, why aren't you? / Chris: I don't want to be the only one. / Squid: That's why they aren't doing it. http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=785&type_id=1 |
| The Ego and the Squid - Raincoat Brigade | Title: Raincoat Brigade
/ Caption: The raincoaters are a dying way of life. / Chris: You know, every time you rent this, you're telling me you're gonna jerk off in the next 24 hours. / Chris: Never heard of the internet? Great way to jerk off without getting me involved. / Chris: It's also a great... http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=786&type_id=1 |
| The Ego and the Squid - Spinal | Title: Spinal
/ Caption: Squid fetishizes what he does not have. / Squid: What about that girl behind me? / Chris: Isn't she kind of tall for me? / Squid: Yeah, boy. That's a spine that won't quit. http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=787&type_id=1 |
| The Ego and the Squid - Deus Ex Mecha | Title: Deus Ex Mecha
/ Caption: God help me. / Chris: Man. I can't think of an ending to this comic. / God: Problem solved. http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=788&type_id=1 |
| The Ego and the Squid - MoCCA Week #1 | Title: MoCCA Week #1
/ Caption: Get ready for a week of self-indulgent diary comics. / Chris: Man. No girls are buying our comics. / Squid: Well, they are a little dude-centric. / Narrator: 2010 http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=789&type_id=1 |
| The Ego and the Squid - MoCCA Week #2 | Title: MoCCA Week #2
/ Caption: Scott and I were both overwhelmed. You guys should read Scott's webcomic. / Some Dude: Can you sketch my son? / Scott: This is too brutal. http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=790&type_id=1 |
| The Ego and the Squid - MoCCA Week #3 | Title: MoCCA Week #3
/ Caption: Guys, don't tell my internet crush about what happened when I bought her book. / Chris (to self): It's her book!
/ Chris: I have to have it. / Malki!: If you come back later, she can sign it for you. / Chris (to self): If I do that, won't I look crazy? http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=791&type_id=1 |
| The Ego and the Squid - MoCCA Week #4 | Title: MoCCA Week #4
/ Caption: Mark is known for being a straight shooter. wit. / Wilson: Hey, man.Why aren't you wearing one of the t-shirts? / Marko: I'm not helping this asshole sell his garbage. / Chris (to self): That's tough but fair. http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=792&type_id=1 |
| The Ego and the Squid - MoCCA Week #5 | Title: MoCCA Week #5
/ Caption: I'm very lucky to have such supportive ex-girlfriends. / Chris (to self): How fortuitous; two ex-girlfriends at the table at the same time. / Ash: Hello.
/ Deenah: Hey. How's it going? / Chris (to self): Yes...interact. Heh heh heh. http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=793&type_id=1 |
| The Ego and the Squid - Full Time | Title: Full Time
/ Caption: Look, there's going to be a lot of comics about my upcoming unemployment, because it's all I can think about. / Squid: Well, you could always try doing comics full time. / Squid & Chris: Ha ha ha ha ha ha / Squid: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. You're a joke. http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=794&type_id=1 |
| The Ego and the Squid - Background Check | Title: Background Check
/ Caption: I promise. / Squid: You know, employers could google your name and read your comic. / Chris: I'll be good, I promise. http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=795&type_id=1 |
| The Ego and the Squid - Rejection E-Mails | Title: Rejection E-Mails
/ Caption: It's tough out there, boy. / [[An e-mail reads: Thank you for your interest, but we feel you're not right for this position. However, we will keep your resume on file, and in the unlikely event that something that something appropriate pop up, we will contact you.]] / [[It... http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=796&type_id=1 |
| The Ego and the Squid - Birthday '09 | Title: Birthday '09
/ Caption: It's my birthday, gang. / Squid: Hey hey. Happy birthday. / Chris: Thanks. http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=797&type_id=1 |
| The Ego and the Squid - They Pay You | Title: They Pay You
/ Caption: I mean, most people wouln't even show up to work if there wasn't money involved. / Chris: Man, I just want a job I'll like. / Squid: But no one likes their job. / Squid: Why else would they pay you just for showing up? http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=798&type_id=1 |
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