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| a class="searchlink" href="http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=215&type_id=1">http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=215&type_id=1 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| The Ego and the Squid - Stolad! | Title: Stolad!
/ Caption: Congratulations you guys! / Chris: This being my best man toast, I figured I ought to say something about love. Now, I don't know much about love... / Chris: A fact to which any of my ex-girlfriends can attest. http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=216&type_id=1 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=217&type_id=1">http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=217&type_id=1 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=218&type_id=1">http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=218&type_id=1 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=219&type_id=1">http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=219&type_id=1 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=220&type_id=1">http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=220&type_id=1 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=221&type_id=1">http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=221&type_id=1 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=222&type_id=1">http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=222&type_id=1 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=223&type_id=1">http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=223&type_id=1 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=224&type_id=1">http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=224&type_id=1 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=225&type_id=1">http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=225&type_id=1 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| The Ego and the Squid - Vice Versa | Title: Vice Versa
/ Caption: I'm back, baby. / Chris & Squid: AAAAHHH!!! / Squid: We've switched brains! / Chris: No, you idiot. We've switched bodies! http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=226&type_id=1 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=227&type_id=1">http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=227&type_id=1 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| The Ego and the Squid - Ol' Tippacanoe | Title: Ol' Tippacanoe
/ Caption: I think if there was a film made about William Henry Harrison, it should star Sam Waterson. / Squid: Ghost of William Henry Harrison, in life you were America's greatest president. / Squid: You died thirty-one days into your term of office from pneumonia. / The Ghost... http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=228&type_id=1 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=229&type_id=1">http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=229&type_id=1 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=232&type_id=1">http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=232&type_id=1 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=233&type_id=1">http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=233&type_id=1 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=235&type_id=1">http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=235&type_id=1 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=239&type_id=1">http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=239&type_id=1 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=241&type_id=1">http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=241&type_id=1 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=242&type_id=1">http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=242&type_id=1 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| The Ego and the Squid - Is That What Love Is? | Title: Is That What Love Is?
/ Caption: Man, I don't know. / Chris: I need to get that feeling with a girl again... / Chris: That feeling like the rest of the world is crazy. / Squid: Love, for you, is living in a world of lunatics? http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=244&type_id=1 |
| The Ego and the Squid - Season Finale | Title: Season Finale
/ Caption: Alright, I promise, the next time I use this character, it will not be this same joke again. / Narrator: Doctor Cop cracks his toughest case ever. / Dr. Cop: Tell me, Scag, do you know what luminol is? / Dr. Cop: Also, how many partners have you had in the last year... http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=245&type_id=1 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=246&type_id=1">http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=246&type_id=1 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| The Ego and the Squid - Deviation | Title: Deviation
/ Caption: Look at those deviants going at it! / Squid: Humans are the only species that allow their social deviants to breed. / Chris: Professor, are you suggesting we humans should practice eugenics. / Squid: Just a little decorum, if you please. http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=247&type_id=1 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=248&type_id=1">http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=248&type_id=1 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=251&type_id=1">http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=251&type_id=1 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| The Ego and the Squid - Time Lord | Title: Time Lord
/ Caption: You know, smack dab between before and later. / Chris: Get ready for an amazing journey, my friend. A journey... / Chris: To the center of time! / Squid: Isn't that now? http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=255&type_id=1 |
| The Ego and the Squid - Carnies | Title: Carnies
/ Caption: Boy, is this ever forced. / Squid: Maybe winning a girl's heart is just a matter of luck and will. / Chris: Like winning a carnival game?
/ Squid: Sure... / Chris: But all those carnival games are rigged. http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=258&type_id=1 |
| The Ego and the Squid - Netfux | Title: Netfux
/ Caption: Look, all I know is that any time some one signs up for an online rental account, they're stabbing me in the heart with an icicle. / Chris: What is this? / Chris: Is this what you want for your children? A world without video stores? / Squid: I will have hundreds of offspring... http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=260&type_id=1 |
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