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| The Black Death | Dad, why can't I say the N-word?
/ Silly Tommy, you and I are not black and so we would be shot for using the word. / Some day, Dad... Some day I'm gonna change things! I'm gonna make it so we're all equal and everyone can say it! / Bubonic Plague Outbreak Caused By Terrorist Group
/ Leader claims "I just wanted us all to be black." http://comicblasphemy.com/2007/07/26/the-black-death/ |
| Only YOU | Fire / ONLY YOU
/ Jokey http://comicblasphemy.com/2007/07/31/only-you/ |
| Uncle Jesus | I want YOU for Christianity / I want JEWS for Christianity / Hehe http://comicblasphemy.com/2007/08/04/uncle-jesus/ |
| Honeycomb | Tommy, we should go. There's a beehive and you're allergic. / HONEYCOMB! HONEYCOMB! ME WANT HONEYCOMB! / R.I.P. Tommy Roberts
/ He loved cereal http://comicblasphemy.com/2007/08/11/honeycomb/ |
| Emo Perspective | To an emo kid, the world is seen from an entirely different perspective... / MENS
/ WOMENS
/ NO CUTTING IN LINE http://comicblasphemy.com/2007/08/16/emo-perspective/ |
| Deal With the Devil | Satan... I-I'll give you my soul if you could just help a guy like me get fucked.
/ Sure. / NOW YOU'RE FUCKED! http://comicblasphemy.com/2007/08/20/deal-with-the-devil/ |
| Best Dad Ever. | You're the best dad ever! / You're the best dad ever! http://comicblasphemy.com/2007/08/22/best-dad-ever/ |
| Wind Turbines | Environment friendly wind turbines do not produce any greenhouse gases and are a source of renewable energy. / Squawk / wind turbines do not produce any greenhouse gases and are a source of renewable energy. http://comicblasphemy.com/2007/08/23/wind-turbines/ |
| Friends Forever | We'll be friends forever, Pig.
/ No doubt, Cow. / Ok boys. time to go. / Today's Special: Bacon Cheeseburger http://comicblasphemy.com/2007/08/24/friends-forever/ |
| Gay | Haha your gay!
/ My gay? / No. YOUR gay!
/ But I don't own a gay. / Queer.
/ What's so strange about that? http://comicblasphemy.com/2007/08/29/gay/ |
| Snorfy | An elephant never forgets... / Now now baby Snorfy stop making such a fuss. We don't want the other performers to hear. It's OK, I'll be quick this time... http://comicblasphemy.com/2007/08/30/snorfy/ |
| Apple Rant | My friend Joey was a good apple. He enjoyed basking in the sun, and soaking up fresh rainfall. / Joey was brutally ripped from his branch while he slept yesterday. / Sure, bitch and moan when a cow is killed, but big deal if an APPLE is ripped off of its tree, sliced up, and baked, right? / Fucking vegetarians. http://comicblasphemy.com/2007/08/31/apple-rant/ |
| Children At Play | CHILDREN AT PLAY http://comicblasphemy.com/2007/09/01/children-at-play/ |
| Tim | Well, Tim, I'm afraid you have not shown much progress. You'll have to stay another six months... at the very least. / LILLYDALE PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL
/ I'm feeling much better now. http://comicblasphemy.com/2007/09/13/tim/ |
| Plopzilla | plopzilla http://comicblasphemy.com/2007/09/19/plopzilla/ |
| Junk Mail | Junk Mail?
/ Yup. http://comicblasphemy.com/2007/09/20/junk-mail/ |
| Girls Night Out | Have fun at Girls' Night Out, mom! / Now back to "Lesbian Love Fantasies" / Mmmmmmm uuhhh ooh yeaah baby mmm / MOM?! http://comicblasphemy.com/2007/09/21/girls-night-out/ |
| Tortoise and the Hare | FINISH http://comicblasphemy.com/2007/09/24/tortoise-and-the-hare/ |
| Suicide | Well world, this is it. / Hey now / Ya forgot to take the safety off! http://comicblasphemy.com/2007/10/01/suicide/ |
| Atheist | Let's see here Mr. Thomas... Blood donor, community service volunteer... / ...Active Atheist. http://comicblasphemy.com/2007/10/04/athiest/ |
| True Love | Dear God, please help me find true love. / TIT-FACE CHICKEN-LEGS! / She's... perfect! http://comicblasphemy.com/2007/10/09/true-love/ |
| Free Teeth | Hey there little boy. How would you like a lollipop? / GEORGE, get away from that man, NOW! / See ya, mister! / You get the kid, I get free teeth. Is that so hard? http://comicblasphemy.com/2007/10/18/free-teeth/ |
| Tree Falls | CCcRRRRrrr-kkK / WHUMP. / Ha, sike. http://comicblasphemy.com/2007/10/25/tree-falls/ |
| Goldfish Story | Goldfish Story
/ by Matt Newton / Hey! / ... / God. Flush me the Hell out of here. http://comicblasphemy.com/2007/11/01/goldfish-story/ |
| Grandpa | Dear Santa,
/ Last Christmas, my grandpa passed away, so this year, I don't want any presents. All want is to see my grandpa again. Please.
/ David / BRAINS! http://comicblasphemy.com/2007/11/07/grandpa/ |
| Miracle | What a MIRACLE it was to be blessed with a child even after the doctor said I was infertile. And to think, some people don't believe in GOD. / YOU'RE SO MUCH BETTER THAN MY HUSBAND! / 9 Months Ago. http://comicblasphemy.com/2007/11/14/miracle/ |
| Breaking Up | I'm breaking up with you.
/ Oh my God. / I can't LIVE without her. / Honey? / just kidding! ...I love you. http://comicblasphemy.com/2007/11/23/breaking-up/ |
| Tornado | Grandma, a tornado is coming, what are we going to do?! / Don't you worry, dear. If we just sit here and pray, God will protect us from harm. http://comicblasphemy.com/2007/11/29/tornado/ |
| Kitty | FLUSSSSSH / Damn cat! / Here kitty, kitty, kitty. http://comicblasphemy.com/2007/12/10/kitty/ |
| Global Warming | Christmas is canceled
/ Due to global warming http://comicblasphemy.com/2007/12/19/global-warming/ |