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The Black Death Dad, why can't I say the N-word? / Silly Tommy, you and I are not black and so we would be shot for using the word. / Some day, Dad... Some day I'm gonna change things! I'm gonna make it so we're all equal and everyone can say it! / Bubonic Plague Outbreak Caused By Terrorist Group / Leader claims "I just wanted us all to be black."
Only YOU Fire / ONLY YOU / Jokey
Uncle Jesus I want YOU for Christianity / I want JEWS for Christianity / Hehe
Honeycomb Tommy, we should go. There's a beehive and you're allergic. / HONEYCOMB! HONEYCOMB! ME WANT HONEYCOMB! / R.I.P. Tommy Roberts / He loved cereal
Emo Perspective To an emo kid, the world is seen from an entirely different perspective... / MENS / WOMENS / NO CUTTING IN LINE
 
Deal With the Devil Satan... I-I'll give you my soul if you could just help a guy like me get fucked. / Sure. / NOW YOU'RE FUCKED!
Best Dad Ever. You're the best dad ever! / You're the best dad ever!
Wind Turbines Environment friendly wind turbines do not produce any greenhouse gases and are a source of renewable energy. / Squawk / wind turbines do not produce any greenhouse gases and are a source of renewable energy.
Friends Forever We'll be friends forever, Pig. / No doubt, Cow. / Ok boys. time to go. / Today's Special: Bacon Cheeseburger
Gay Haha your gay! / My gay? / No. YOUR gay! / But I don't own a gay. / Queer. / What's so strange about that?
 
Snorfy An elephant never forgets... / Now now baby Snorfy stop making such a fuss. We don't want the other performers to hear. It's OK, I'll be quick this time...
Apple Rant My friend Joey was a good apple. He enjoyed basking in the sun, and soaking up fresh rainfall. / Joey was brutally ripped from his branch while he slept yesterday. / Sure, bitch and moan when a cow is killed, but big deal if an APPLE is ripped off of its tree, sliced up, and baked, right? / Fucking vegetarians.
Children At Play CHILDREN AT PLAY
Tim Well, Tim, I'm afraid you have not shown much progress. You'll have to stay another six months... at the very least. / LILLYDALE PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL / I'm feeling much better now.
Plopzilla plopzilla
 
Junk Mail Junk Mail? / Yup.
Girls Night Out Have fun at Girls' Night Out, mom! / Now back to "Lesbian Love Fantasies" / Mmmmmmm uuhhh ooh yeaah baby mmm / MOM?!
Tortoise and the Hare FINISH
Suicide Well world, this is it. / Hey now / Ya forgot to take the safety off!
Atheist Let's see here Mr. Thomas... Blood donor, community service volunteer... / ...Active Atheist.
 
True Love Dear God, please help me find true love. / TIT-FACE CHICKEN-LEGS! / She's... perfect!
Free Teeth Hey there little boy. How would you like a lollipop? / GEORGE, get away from that man, NOW! / See ya, mister! / You get the kid, I get free teeth. Is that so hard?
Tree Falls CCcRRRRrrr-kkK / WHUMP. / Ha, sike.
Goldfish Story Goldfish Story / by Matt Newton / Hey! / ... / God. Flush me the Hell out of here.
Grandpa Dear Santa, / Last Christmas, my grandpa passed away, so this year, I don't want any presents. All want is to see my grandpa again. Please. / David / BRAINS!
 
Miracle What a MIRACLE it was to be blessed with a child even after the doctor said I was infertile. And to think, some people don't believe in GOD. / YOU'RE SO MUCH BETTER THAN MY HUSBAND! / 9 Months Ago.
Breaking Up I'm breaking up with you. / Oh my God. / I can't LIVE without her. / Honey? / just kidding! ...I love you.
Tornado Grandma, a tornado is coming, what are we going to do?! / Don't you worry, dear. If we just sit here and pray, God will protect us from harm.
Kitty FLUSSSSSH / Damn cat! / Here kitty, kitty, kitty.
Global Warming Christmas is canceled / Due to global warming
 

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