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| Saturday, January 15, 2011 | [[A large group of teenagers are sitting with their eyes closed, mouths open, and heads bent in a deep sleep.]]
/ Colleen: ...and this one is about horses too! / [[Colleen looks worriedly at Dewey.]
/ Colleen: I expected unruly, but not this!
/ [Dewey holds up a comic book.]
/ Dewey: Let me give it a try! / [All... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110115 |
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| Tuesday, January 18, 2011 | Woman: Look at your job. It's easy...
/ Man1: Do you have any photos of dinosaurs? / Woman: Your workplace is safe...
/ Man2: I spilled my asbestos when that man pulled a gun on me. / Woman: It's warm...
/ Dewey: Please stop http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110118 |
| Wednesday, January 19, 2011 | [[Dewey is talking with a woman.]]
/ Dewey: Good news. The library will no longer allow me to go home. / [[Dewey points his thumb in the direction of the staff room.]]
/ Dewey: I'll be on call all night in the staff room. If you drop something in the book drop at 3am, I'll be right on it. / [[Dewey displays... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110119 |
| Thursday, January 20, 2011 | [[Manager Mel is lecturing with a finger in the air.]]
/ Mel: If someone complains that you're not working hard enough, work harder. / [[Mel holds her hands out to either side in an appeal to reason.]]
/ Mel: Put on a little show. Shelve a book. Look something up. Walk around! / [[Mel looks at Dewey... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110120 |
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| Saturday, January 22, 2011 | [[Dewey is making copies. Manager Mel is looking at the copies he is making.]]
/ Mel: Ricardo Montalban?
/ Dewey: Today's young adults need to know about the original "Fantasy Island". / Mel: This job isn't about forcing kids to relive your teenage years! / [[Merv shows Dewey and Mel a sheet of paper.]]
/ Merv:... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110122 |
| Sunday, January 23, 2011 | [[A man in wet clothing is at the desk with Dewey]]
/ Man: Wet enough for you? / [[A woman in a sweater is at the desk]]
/ Woman: Cold enough for you? / [[A woman with messy hair is at the desk]]
/ Woman: Windy enough for you? / [[Another man is at the desk]]
/ Man: Cloudy enough for you? / [[Dewey walks... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110123 |
| Monday, January 24, 2011 | [[Dewey walks in dressed in winter gear to a disgruntled-looking Mel.]]
/ Mel: You're LATE!
/ Dewey: Too icy to ride my bike. / [[Dewey being followed by Mel.]]
/ Mel: You're not even out of breath.
/ Dewey: Too icy to run. / [[Mel crosses her arms again as Dewey takes off his scarf.]]
/ Mel: I don't... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110124 |
| Tuesday, January 25, 2011 | [[Dewey is hanging up his winter coat, hat, and scarf. Manager Mel is watching with her arms crossed.]]
/ Mel: When you're late, I expect a call!
/ Dewey: I'm only a few minutes late. / Dewey: If I'd stopped to call, I'd have been later.
/ Mel: It's important to follow proper procedure! / Mel: Time is... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110125 |
| Wednesday, January 26, 2011 | MEL: YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN AT THE REFERENCE DESK 15 MINUTES AGO.
/ DEWEY: HALF THAT TIME WAS SPENT TALKING TO YOU. / DEWEY: LOOK -- NO LINE OF ANGRY PATRONS.
/ MEL: MAYBE THERE WERE HERE A FEW MINUTES AGO! / DEWEY [[CROUCHED, LOOKING IN FRONT OF CIRCULATION DESK]]: NOPE, ALL CLEAR. NO EVIDENCE OF MA... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110126 |
| Thursday, January 27, 2011 | LIBRARY TIP #85: FACE THE FACTS / PATRON: THAT'S WRONG!
/ DEWEY: NOT ACCORDING TO THIS AUTHORITATIVE BOOK. / PATRON: WHO'S TO SAY THAT BOOK IS RIGHT?
/ DEWEY: IT'S WIDELY RESPECTED AMONG EXPERTS IN THE FIELD. / PATRON: ALONG I STAND AGAINST A RISING TIDE OF IGNORANCE!
/ DEWEY: WE HAVE TIDE TABLES....... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110127 |
| Friday, January 28, 2011 | Nobody's Angel
/ by Jack Clark
/ [[VIEW OF THE INSIDE OF A VEHICLE, RAIN, AND OTHER VEHICLES ON THE ROAD - A CAB AND A VAN. HANDS ON DRIVER'S WHEEL AND RADIO.]]
/ [[DEWEY TALKING]]
/ EDDIE MILES IS A CAB DRIVER IN CHICAGO.
/ IT'S A VIOLENT PLACE FULL OF NEIGHBORHOODS NO ONE WANTS TO DRIVE THROUGH.
/ HE LOVES... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110128 |
| Saturday, January 29, 2011 | [[MOTHER AND SON AT THE REFERENCE DESK, SPEAKING TO DEWEY]]
/ MOTHER: MY SON IS DOING A BOOK REPORT ON WORLD WAR II BUT I DON'T WANT HIM EXPOSED TO ANY VIOLENCE. / [[SHADOW OF JUST MOTHER AND SON WAITING AT COUNTER.]] / MOTHER: WHAT'S THIS?
/ DEWEY: A DICTIONARY. YOU NEED TO LOOK UP THE WORD "WAR." / MOTHER:... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110129 |
| Sunday, January 30, 2011 | [[MAN AT THE INFORMATION DESK, TALKING TO DEWEY. HE IS SHOWN AS A SHADOW.]]
/ MAN: SHOW ME ALL YOUR BOOKS ON TIME TRAVEL, HORTICULTURE, R.V. PARKS, TYPOGRAPHY... / MAN: "LINUX DEVICE DRIVERS FOR DUMMIES," THE FIRST "AUSTIN POWERS" VIDEO... / [[MAN STILL TALKING ("ALSO I NEED ANY...") BUT DEWEY INTERRUPTS]]
/ DEWEY:... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110130 |
| Monday, January 31, 2011 | [[Two books leaning together on a shelf]]
/ Two books converged on a yellowed shelf, / [[Woman staring at the shelf.]]
/ And sorry I could not read both
/ And be one reader, long I stood / [[Aerial view of woman staring up at the two books on the book shelf. Two books on the floor on either side of her.]]
/ And... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110131 |
| Tuesday, February 01, 2011 | [[Woman begins to pull book from the shelf.]]
/ Then took the one, just as fair, / [[Woman is reading "True Confessions of a Nanny"]]
/ And having perhaps the better cover,
/ Because it looked sassy and showed bare; / [[Woman either puts book back or gets out the other book.]]
/ Though as for that, the... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110201 |
| Wednesday, February 02, 2011 | [[Woman sits cross-legged in front of the book shelf, holding one book in each hand, opened.]]
/ And both that morning I equally comb in sleeves no fingers had stained black. / [[Hand replaces one book on the shelf.]]
/ Oh, I kept the worst for another day! / [[Woman walking away with one book. The... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110202 |
| Thursday, February 03, 2011 | I shall be telling this with a
/ WOMAN: SIGH
/ Womewhere pages and pages hence: / [[Woman stands at the Front Desk.]]
/ Two books converged on a shelf, and I, I read the one less travelled by. / And that makes me a little different.
/ [[Dewey looks at the book.]]
/ DEWEY: THIS HASN'T BEEN CHECKED OUT IN... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110203 |
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| Wednesday, February 09, 2011 | Colleen: I wish someone would give me a gift certificate.
/ Tamara: Here, take it. / Colleen: Thanks!
/ Tamara: I think a trip to the salon would be great for you. / Colleen: Now I don't want it.
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