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| Tuesday, July 25, 2006 | [[Dewey and Randy are talking.]] / Dewey: So you're not here to work?
/ Randy: Heck no. It's my day off. / Randy: Not that I ever had a day off.
/ Cause Randy is always on. / [[Randy to Tamara]]
/ Randy: Ready for some mouth-to-mouth?
/ Tamara: I'd sooner kiss a stuffed animal.
/ Buddy: I can... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060725 |
| Wednesday, July 26, 2006 | [[Randy the Librarian and Buddy are watching Tamara walk away.]]
/ Randy: She's library fine.
/ Buddy: She's beautiful. / [[Randy and Buddy are walking.]]
/ Randy: I bet an animal like you has no trouble with the ladies.
/ Buddy: Well... / Randy: Did someone just dial the Randy hotline?
/ Buddy: I'm not... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060726 |
| Thursday, July 27, 2006 | [[Buddy sits in front of Randy as he gives a demonstration. Dewey enters.]]
/ Randy: Lesson one: Piña coladas. And if that doesn't work, more piña coladas.
/ Dewey: You're getting dating advice from *Randy*? / Randy: Now let's talk medallions.
/ Buddy: He has a way with women.
/ Randy: They can never... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060727 |
| Friday, July 28, 2006 | [[Buddy is handing Tamara a bouquet of flowers]]
/ Buddy: I got you some flowers.
/ Tamara: Oh Buddy, you're so sweet! One day you'll make some girl very happy. / [[Tamara walking away, Buddy standing next to Randy in front of shelves]]
/ Buddy: That's good, right?
/ Randy: Nurse, please note the time of... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060728 |
| Saturday, July 29, 2006 | [[Grandma in electric scooter drives up to Dewey and Buddy]]
/ Grandma: I’m here to pick up your fuzzy friend.
/ Dewey: I think Buddy’s too heartbroken to….
/ Buddy: [[holding a large bag]] Let’s go! / Dewey: Are you sure you’re up to this?
/ Buddy: You know that they say: “Unlucky in love, lucky in cockfighting.”
/ Grandma:... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060729 |
| Sunday, July 30, 2006 | Unshelved Book Club presents THE GAME: Penetrating the secret society of pickup artists by Neil Strauss / [[Randy with two lovely ladies]]
/ Randy: Reporter Neil Strauss was just another shy loser, afraid to talk to women.
/ Then he was assigned to infiltrate a shadowy community of pickup artists.
/ Soon... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060730 |
| Monday, July 31, 2006 | [[Mel and Dewey stand in front of an unopened large crate]] / Dewey: The life-sized Chewbacca I requested?
/ Mel: No, it's our very first public art! / Mel: The county teamed up with local business leaders to gift us this masterpiece! / Dewey: So there was a fight over who had to take this thing and... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060731 |
| Tuesday, August 01, 2006 | [[Dewey and Mel are standing in front of a statue and gazing up at it]]
/ Dewey: So our public art is...?
/ Mel: A statue of Isaiah Mall, city founder and first man to put a logo on a shopping bag. / Dewey: It's attractive and perfectly appropriate. I wonder what's wrong with it. / [[Dewey bends... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060801 |
| Wednesday, August 02, 2006 | Buddy: What's happening to Mr. Mall?
/ Mel: The couldn't afford to have him carved from marble.
/ Colleen: Whatever it is seems to have a low melting point.
/ Dewey [[making "monster hands"]]: IT CAME FROM MALLVILLE
/ Tamara: Maybe we can say he liked candles. http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060802 |
| Thursday, August 03, 2006 | [[Mel is pulling a sheet off of a statue. Only the feet are visible. It appears to be dripping. A plaque reads "Isaiah Mall" with unreadable text below. In the background are standing Tamara and Colleen.]]
/ Mel: Ladies, gentlemen, and members of our valued transgendered community, i present to you...... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060803 |
| Friday, August 04, 2006 | [[Dewey enters Mel's office.]]
/ Mel: [[on the computer]] I"m explaining what happened to our brand-new statue.
/ Dewey: I think you deserve a hand for the way you dealt with it. / [[Dewey gives Mel a hand.]]
/ Mel: Is this all that's left?
/ Dewey: The chess club's hauling away the torso now. / Dewey:... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060804 |
| Saturday, August 05, 2006 | "Where do you hide the magazines?" / Dewey: [[making quotation marks with his fingers]] Under the sign that says "Magazines". / Tamara: Let me show you. / Colleen: [[Staring, palms up, at a computer monitor]] Apparently they're in there. Somewhere. Somehow. / Buddy: In my duffel bag. Oh sorry, I... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060805 |
| Sunday, August 06, 2006 | Unshelved is taking some time off to rest and recuperate. It will return next week, better and snarkier than ever. Until then, please enjoy our extensive archives. http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060806 |
| Monday, August 07, 2006 | Unshelved is taking some time off to rest and recuperate. It will return next week, better and snarkier than ever. Until then, please enjoy our extensive archives! http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060807 |
| Tuesday, August 08, 2006 | Unshelved is taking some time off to rest and recuperate. It will return next week, better and snarkier than ever. Until then, please enjoy our extensive archives! http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060808 |
| Wednesday, August 09, 2006 | Text: Unshelved is taking some time off to rest and recuperate. It will return next week, better and snarkier than ever. Until then, please enjoy our extensive archives. http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060809 |
| Thursday, August 10, 2006 | Text: Unshelved is taking some time off to rest and recuperate. It will return next week, better and snarkier than ever. Until then, please enjoy our extensive archives. http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060810 |
| Friday, August 11, 2006 | Unshelved is taking some time off to rest and recuperate. It will return next week, better and snarkier than ever. Until then, please enjoy our extensive archives! http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060811 |
| Saturday, August 12, 2006 | Unshelved is taking some time off to rest and recuperate. It will return next week, better and snarkier than ever. Until then, please enjoy our extensive archives! http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060812 |
| Sunday, August 13, 2006 | The Unshelved Book Club presents War Surf by M. M. Buckner / [[Scene shows Nasir Deepra meditating on the arm of a satellite, wearing a black space suit with silver boots and gloves and a clear round helmet. Behind him, Sheeba runs evasive maneuvers, similarly garbed. Two soldier types peer over the... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060813 |
| Monday, August 14, 2006 | [[Man approaches Dewey at the Information desk]]
/ Man: The latest issue of "Good Housekeeper" isn't on the shelf.
/ Dewey: This may shock you, but other people use the library too. / Man: I need it. Now.
/ Dewey: Then let's have a look for it, shall we? / [[Man and Dewey looking at magazine shelves]]
/ Man:... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060814 |
| Tuesday, August 15, 2006 | [[Dewey, searching for a magazine for a library patron, looks at the one being read by the little old lady in the flower print dress.]] / [[Dewey, followed by the patron, checks under a chair cushion.]] / [[Dewey lifts a potted ficus tree by the trunk to check in the soil.]]
/ Patron: You're kidding,... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060815 |
| Wednesday, August 16, 2006 | [[break room Dewey pouring coffee, Colleen reading a magazine]]
/ Dewey: Looking hard for a missing magazine. You?
/ Colleen: Researching a difficult and complex reference question. / [[sitting, relaxing]] / [[Dewey pointing]]
/ Dewey: Hey, that's it!
/ Colleen: Hands off. I've got at least ten more minutes... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060816 |
| Thursday, August 17, 2006 | [[Dewey and a male patron stand facing each other while speaking.]] / Patron: I was just about to give up on you.
/ Dewey: I knew I should have waited a few more minutes. / [[Patron looks puzzled while Dewy hands him a magazine.]] / Patron: What?
/ Dewey: Nothing. Here's the current issue of Good Housekeeper,... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060817 |
| Friday, August 18, 2006 | [[Colleen is at a small table in the break room, reading to Doreen, Dewey is still on his search for a magazine a patron wants.]]
/ Colleen: That wasn't the magazine he wanted?
/ Dewey: Wrong issue. / Dewey [[pouring a cup of coffee for himself]]: So now I'm looking for the one he REALLY wanted.
/ Colleen:... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060818 |
| Saturday, August 19, 2006 | [[Dewey is taking a return from a woman patron. Fred, the partially bald hapless patron, is in the background between them.]]
/ Woman: I'm returning this book - it was great!
/ Dewey: Glad to hear it! / Fred: I'd like to check out that book.
/ Dewey: Sorry, it's on reserve for someone else. / Fred [[hands... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060819 |
| Sunday, August 20, 2006 | The Unshelved Book Club presents AROUND THE WORLD IN EIGHTY DAYS, by Jules Verne / Little Old Man: I'm looking for a classic adventure novel.
/ Dewey: I just read Around the World in Eighty Days. / [[Fogg, Passepartout and two Indians on an elephant]]
/ Dewey: Passepartout was looking forward to valeting... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060820 |
| Monday, August 21, 2006 | [[In the library, Tamara is on the phone.]]
/ Dewey: I didn't hear the phone ring.
/ Tamara: I called tech support. The computer isn't working. / [[Dewey taps a key on the computer.]]
/ Dewey: Ah, here's your problem.
/ Tamara: Wow, thanks! / [[Tamara is still on the phone.]]
/ Dewey: It's fixed. You... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060821 |
| Tuesday, August 22, 2006 | [[Tamara is on the phone, filing her nails--Dewey is watching her.]]
/ Tamara: Now what should I try?
/ Nope, that didn't work either.
/ Dewey: Just tell tech support that I fixed your computer! / Tamara: That might lower his self-esteem.
/ Dewey: So you're staying on the line until he independently figures... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060822 |
| Wednesday, August 23, 2006 | Dewey [[holding coffee]]: You finally finished with tech support?
/ Tamara: It took him two HOURS to do what you did in two SECONDS! / Dewey [[drinking coffee]]: That's why they pay me the big bucks. In a parallel universe much like our own.
/ Tamara: Frankly I'm not looking forward to our date. / Dewey:... http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060823 |
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