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| Monday, April 25, 2011 | [[A sillouette of a person approaches a box with a button. The label reads "Autonomic Librarian"]] / [[A finger pushes the button for the first time.]] < http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110425 |
| Tuesday, April 26, 2011 | [[Mel approaches the reference desk. It is sporting the "automatic librarian" and Dewey behind the counter, arms crossed. She points at the machine.]]
/ Mel: You can't use a machine to respond to patrons!
/ Dewey: That's the beauty. It doesn't respond. It pre-empts! / Mel: They don't ask questions?
/ Dewey: They don't have to! / Mel: Of course they--
/ [[an elderly man approaches the desk with one finger raised. Dewey turns to him.]]
/ Dewey: [[to the patron]] No, we don't have a color printer. http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110426 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110427">http://unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110427 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110428">http://unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110428 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110429">http://unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110429 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Saturday, April 30, 2011 | BLIND MAN: I HEAR YOU GOT THE NEW STAR WARS NOVELIZATION IN BRAILLE! / DEWEY: YEAH, BUT ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS ALREADY GOT IT. / BLIND MAN: "FRIENDS"? WHAT, DO YOU THINK ALL BLIND PEOPLE KNOW EACH OTHER? / [[GIRL TOUCHES BLIND MAN'S SHOULDER, HOLDING BOOK THAT IS LABELED, "STAR WARS"]]: HEY MATT, I CHECKED OUT THIS BOOK FOR YOU! http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110430 |
| Sunday, May 01, 2011 | MAN: THAT GUY TOOK THE COMPUTER I WAS USING.
/ DEWEY: WHY DID YOU LET HIM? / MAN: I WAS IN THE RESTROOM
/ DEWEY: SO THE SEAT WAS EMPTY? / MAN: YES, BUT I LEFT MY DRINK THERE.
/ DEWEY: I'M SORRY, NO DRINKS AT THE COMPUTERS. I'LL HAVE TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE. http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110501 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110502">http://unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110502 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110503">http://unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110503 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Wednesday, May 04, 2011 | Colleen: At least the car crashed into the building when we were closed. / Dewey: The duct tape and plastic sheeting really tie the room together. / Tamara: This highlights our budget problems. That's good, right? / Mel: Unfortunately, fixing it will only make them worse. http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110504 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110505">http://unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110505 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110506">http://unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110506 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110507">http://unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110507 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110508">http://unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110508 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110509">http://unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110509 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110510">http://unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110510 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110511">http://unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110511 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110512">http://unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110512 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110513">http://unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110513 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110514">http://unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110514 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| originally June 8, 2002 | Unshaven guy with bedroll and backpack: I need a cookbook. / [[Animal head and paws emerge from bedroll behind guy. Dewey watches.]] / [[Squirrel perches on bedroll behind guy. Dewey watches.]] / [[Squirrel leaps away. Dewey watches.]] / Dewey: Still need that cookbook? http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110515 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110516">http://unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110516 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110517">http://unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110517 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110518">http://unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110518 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110519">http://unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110519 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Friday, May 20, 2011 | [[cover of I Kill Giants by Joe Kelly and JM Ken Niimura. A girl with glasses is standing next to her classroom desk, glaring defiantly at us (and presumably her teacher), with a handbag hanging from her shoulder and a backpack at her feet. Dewey's head describes the book in linked balloons.]]
/ Dewey: Barbara Thorson gets in trouble for not paying attention to an overenthusiastic garbage man during career day.
/ She doesn't need to. She already has a career:
/ Girl: I kill giants.
/ Dewey: Most think she's living in a world inspired by Dungeons & Dragons.
/ She wears bunny ears to class and talks to fairies. She stands up to school bullies and teachers. She often gets detention and is forced to regularly visit the school counselor.
/ The source of her confidence is in her heart-shaped handbag. A war hammer of unimaginable power: *Coveleski, the Giant Slayer*
/ Death is on the march. A giant is coming. And something at home has her hiding under her bed. / {{separate balloon at the bottom, lettering smaller & grey:}} So you'll forgive me if "motivating" a room full of losers with no self-esteem out of their hard earned money doesn't hold much interest. http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110520 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110521">http://unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110521 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110522">http://unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110522 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110523">http://unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110523 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110524">http://unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20110524 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
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