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| Everybody Knows | God: Argh! That Jeffrey Rowland just discovered the true nature of human existence!
/ J.C.: I'm on it Big Poppa. / Jeffrey Rowland: I figured it all out, Weedmaster P! I figured out the atual meaning of all that is, was, and will ever be!
/ Weedmaster P: WHAT DO YOU WANT A MEDAL / J.C.: Reality Enforcement,... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060621.html |
| Bug | There's a dead bug on this piece of paper! / Stupid bug! http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060622.html |
| An Eight Ball of Faerie Dust | Jeffrey Rowland: Oh my God you guys check out that gnarly rainbow!
/ Baby: Rrrrainbow!! / Jeffrey Rowland: Let's go find the end of it, c'mon!
/ Weedmaster P: NO WAIT DON'T DO THAT / Weedmaster P: NO MAN CAN KNOW WHAT TRULY LIES AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW
/ Jeffrey Rowland: You hate things that are fun!!
/ Baby:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060623.html |
| Like You Know | Jeffrey Rowland: Like, you know? Like... like, like, you know? Meh.
/ Weedmaster P: MAN LIKE YOU KNOW DUDE LIKE MAN YOU KNOW / [[Jeffrey is now carrying Joanna in a baby backpack]]
/ Jeffrey Rowland: You know? Like, you know? Like... you know, dude.
/ Weedmaster P: LIKE DUH MAN LIKE YOU KNOW FUCKIN... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060626.html |
| The Sparkle | jeffery, your recent productivity has been... infuriatingly disappointing
/ i'm tryin', topato, but this humidity is makin' it hard for me to sparkle.
/ what is it to... sparkle?
/ when i'm wicked sparklin' i can crank out three or four comic pages in a day!
/ I can aquire a chemical compound that will allow... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060627.html |
| You | Jeffrey Rowland: Baby, what's it like bein' you?
/ Baby: Kinda like you but a lot more hotterer! / Jeffrey Rowland: Weedmaster P, what's it like bein' you?
/ Weedmaster P: IT'S FUCKIN' AWESOME MAN I SEE DRAGONS EVERYWHERE 'CAUSE I SOLVED THE MYSTERY OF EXISTENCE / Jeffrey Rowland: Joanna, what's it... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060628.html |
| And that's how I learned my lesson. | [[Humanoid on an unknown object]]
/ Narrator: Pedal This!
/ Humanoid: My... LUNGS / [[Dinosaurs(?)]] / TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, PLEASE STAND BY http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060629.html |
| The Unbearable Lightness of Being the Poopmonster | Jeffrey Rowland: Man, I need to start watchin' TV or somethin'. I don't know what the hell anyone is ever talking about.
/ Poopmonster: I watch TV in 30 second chunks for five minutes every hour. / Jeffrey Rowland: But you're just insane Poopmonster!
/ Poopmonster: My favorite song is a mashup of every... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060630.html |
| Cat on a Hot Tin Rampage | [[Joanna sticks her tongue out]] / [[Joanna looks surprised]] / [[Joanna is walking]] / [[Joanna climbs out an open window]] / [[Joanna sees an empty cop car with an open window]] / [[Joanna climbs through the open window of the cop car]] / [[Joanna crashes the police car into a wall]] / [[Joanna... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060701.html |
| The Order of Mouse and Toad | [[Weedmaster P is by a pond and Baby, dressed as Leela, is running towards him]]
/ Weedmaster P: OH MY GOD YOU GUYS THIS IS UNBELIEVABLY INCREDIBLE
/ [[a mouse is riding on a toad in the pond]]
/ Weedmaster P: IT IS A MOUSE RIDING ON A TOAD IT'S AS IF THEY ARE ON A MAGICAL FUN JOURNEY
/ [[Jeffrey joins Weedmaster... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060703.html |
| Indie USA | [[in front of Mount Rushmore]]
/ Weedmaster P: Happy independence day, dong nibbler
/ Jeffrey: America isn't independent! We're totallly dependent on everybody! / [[in front of Saint Basil's Cathedral]]
/ Jeffrey: Pretty much all the fly gear we have we get from other countries! We NEED them to fabricate... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060704.html |
| Do Not What? | [[Weedmaster P is in the background and up close is the image of a silica gel packet. The writing on it reads: SILICA DO NOT EAT DESICCANT SILICA GEL]] / Weedmaster P: JEFFREY WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU EAT SILICA GEL
/ Jeffrey Rowland: Let me look it up on Googles. / Weedmaster P: GOOGLE IS FOR PUSSIES... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060705.html |
| Near Miss | {{Title Text: Near Miss}}
/ {{Rollover Text: The Poopmonster is Polish}} / Jeffrey: Heads up, Poopmonster! I'm throwing a rock at your head!
/ Poopmonster: Terrorost! / Poopmonster: You almost hit me!
/ Jeffrey: I was illustrating how the Earth "almost" got hit with an asteroid the size of a small town... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060706.html |
| Dead Horses On A Plane | Jeffrey Rowland: Dumbrella... San Diego Comic-con... Snakes on a Plane... / Samuel L. Jackson: Jeffrey, it is I, Samual L. Jackson... you must go to the San Diego Comic-con and help me push "Snakes on a Plane." / Jeffrey Rowland: But I'm so sick of that movie already! Leave me be and let me live my... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060707.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: The True Story of a Boy With Poor Impulse Control | Baby: Samuel L. Jackson came to you in a dream and asked you go to go Comic-Con?
/ Jeffrey: Not "asked," he told me he would kick my ass if I didn't go. / Baby: You must warn the others. / Jeffrey: Team Dumbrella...assemble. / [[Jeffrey shines a spotlight with "Hey" superimposed]] / [[Superimposed... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060710.html |
| Doctor Monkey Knows What You Did | Weedmaster P: It burns. O how it burns.
/ Nurse: Doctor Monkey will see you now.
/ Weedmaster P: Doctor Monkey?
/ Jeffrey: Doctor Monkey is glaring at you disapprovingly.
/ Weedmaster P: He knows. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060711.html |
| FaerieCore | weedmaster p : hurry guys i found the ponies and faeries jamboree
/ jeffrey : you found a what?
/ weedmaster p : a secret jamboree for ponies and faeries
/ p: shh
/ P: they can't see you if you don't think about sex or murdering http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060712.html |
| Hate Racism | jeffrey, shirtless, is eating a water melon and looking towards the heavens with closed eyes and a look of glee on his face, watermelon juice dripping from his mouth
/ jeffrey: mmm mm! i sure do loves me some watermelon!
/ weedmaster p stands behind him wearing a green tshirt that says "NUT" in white... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060713.html |
| The Secret Life of Doctor Monkey | [[Doctor Monkey is seen walking home]]
/ THE SECRET LIFE OF DOCTOR MONKEY / [[Doctor Monkey arrives at home and hangs up his hat]] / [[Doctor Monkey pours himself some scotch]] / [[Doctor Monkey is changed out of his doctor clothes and into a red and white striped shirt. Doctor Monkey looks at his... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060714.html |
| Two Words | Jeffrey Rowland: This device tells you what the two words are that you say the most. Mine are "shitty" and "awesome."
/ Baby: Ooh, let me try! / Baby: "Pilates" and "angels!" I win the round!
/ Weedmaster P: THOSE ARE CRAP WORDS LET ME DO IT / [[Device shows readout with words "Thunderous" and "Olympian"]] / [[Joanna... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060717.html |
| We Got A Meeting | Weedmaster P: YOU THINK YOU'RE ALL HOT SHIT 'CAUSE YOU'VE SORT OF GOT SOMETHING TO WITH THAT SNAKES ON A PLANE MOVIE DON'T YOU JEFFREY
/ Jeffrey Rowland: Yes...no? Sort of? / Baby: Leave him alone, Weedmaster P! Jeffrey can't help it if movie stars wear his shirts all the time!
/ Weedmaster P: HE'S... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060718.html |
| Say | Weedmaster P: SERIOUSLY JEFFREY WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO SAY TO SAMUEL L. JACKSON
/ Jeffrey Rowland: I ain't really thought about it! I figure we'll just sit around and shoot the shit. / Jeffrey Rowland: Once again it's time to punch that big old sky. Do you smell that, Weedmaster P? That's the sweet... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060719.html |
| Pre-Flight Terrars | Jeffrey Rowland: Now, behave yourself, Joanna. It's important to have good manners when you're crammed in a tube with a hundred potentially insane strangers.
/ Flight Attendant: Ooh, is that your kitty? Is she a boy or a girl? / Jeffrey Rowland: Oh, you know how cats are ma'am, they're like birds -... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060720.html |
| Freefallin' | [[Jeffrey Rowland is sitting next to Joanna on a plane. Jeffrey Rowland is asleep.]] / [[Joanna undoes her seatbelt]] / [[Joanna makes her way to the bathroom]] / [[Joanna climbs inside the toilet]] / [[Joanna pulls the handle to flush the toilet]] / [[Joanna exits the plane and is in free fal... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060725.html |
| Comic Con 2006 | Narrator: SAN DIEGO COMIC CON
/ Jeffrey Rowland: Has anyone seen my cat Joanna?! She's green and has alcoholism!
/ Hussie: Omigod, it's Chris Gaines! / Jeffrey Rowland: Gotta fake out crazy fans. Gotta kick it wit Dumbrella homies. Gotta interview Sam Jackson. Gotta find Joanna. / Jeffrey Rowland:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060726.html |
| Comic Con 2006 Part Two | Jeffrey Rowland: Thanks for saving my cat, Samuel L. Jackson. I'm Jeffrey Rowla-
/ Samuel L. Jackson: It's nice to meet you, man! I wear your Got-damn T-shirt every mutha-fuckin'day! / Jeffrey Rowland: I think I'm supposed to ax you question about "The Plane That Had Snakes On It."
/ Samuel L. Jackson:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060727.html |
| Comic Con 2006 Part Three | Samuel L. Jackson: Jeffrey if I could trade lives with any ma-fucka it'd be you. Makin' comics, bein' on the internet all the time...
/ Jeffrey Rowland: What was it like working with Jar-Jar Binks? / Samuel L. Jackson: It was great except he got paid more than me! Ha ha ha!
/ Jeffrey Rowland: I have... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060728.html |
| Comic Con 2006 Part Four | Jeffrey Rowland: Mr. Jon Rosenberg, do you think we'll ever be famous?
/ Jon Rosenberg: The Saxon aristocracy is governing the world with radar. / Jeffrey Rowland: I mean, you know, wearin' suits, paparazzis, c-notes by the layer! Switches! Bitches!
/ Jon Rosenberg: A true player wears his bling on... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060729.html |
| Hollywood Jeffrey | < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060731.html |
| Nope | [[Scrapped project]] http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060801.html |
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