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| Goodbye Hollywood | Jeffrey Rowland: I'm tired of bein' a big shot Hollywood jerkoff. Joanna! I wanna go back to bein' a cowboy poet hacker detective stunt-man. / Jeffrey Rowland: Hollywood's all about the movin' and shakin' and screaming at cops about Jews after you've had two beers. I' don't belong in that world. / Jeffrey... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060802.html |
| Humping Hot | [[everybody is dressed like Firefly]] / Weedmaster P: WE CAN'T WORK IN THIS GORRAM HEAT BOSS EVERYTHING IS ALL SWEATY AND THE T-SHIRTS ARE TOO HOT TO TOUCH
/ Jeffrey Rowland: Rutting humps! How's that colling unit coming along, Baby? / Baby: It's real bad, cap'n! It's leakin' fluid and floodin' out... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060803.html |
| P's Hole | Weedmaster P: HOLY TESTES GOD DANGED HOLE AIN'T GOT NO BOTTOM / Jeffrey Rowland: Weedmaster P, where are you going with your Star Wars toys and miles and miles of fishing line?
/ Weedmaster P: I FOUND A BOTTOMLESS HOLE SO I GOT TO SEND SOME BOYS DOWN THERE TO CHECK IT OUT / Weedmaster P: THERE AIN'T... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060804.html |
| Joe Francis is a Piece of Crap | Jeffrey Rowland: "Girls Gone Wild" creator Joe Francis! What do you want?
/ Joe Francis: I heard you was goin' to the premiere of "Snakes on a Plane!" Can you get me in? / Jeffrey Rowland: I would if I could Joe Francis, but... well, you're basically the biggest douchebag in the whole universe. My... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060807.html |
| AOL Doesn't Care About White People | Jeffrey Rowland: Holy crap you guys, a company accidentally released a list of all our interwub search engine queries to the public.
/ Baby: No!
/ Weedmaster P: OH GOD OH MY GOD / [[Jeffrey's List (Rs)]]
/ RUNNING FROM
/ BEARS
/ RUNNING
/ ROUND AND BROWN
/ ROSE MCGOWN
/ ROSCO P COLTRANE
/ RILO KILEY
/ RICIN
/ RIBS
/ RIBOFLAVIN
/ RATT
/ RASPUTIN
/ RAPPING
/ RAPE... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060808.html |
| The Ballad of Vermont Pete | Jeffrey Rowland: You've made such a joyful noise unto me, Vermont Pete!
/ Vermont Pete: Man, it's a mashup of Christopher Cross, Kriss Kross, and Kris Kristofferson! / Weedmaster P: WHO THE CRAP IS THIS DOUCHEBAG
/ Jeffrey Rowland: Vermont Pete is our new resident DJ! I suddenly decided we needed a house... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060809.html |
| Weedmaster P Dreams of Trebek | Weedmaster P: I'LL TAKE "BAD ASS GUITAR SOLOS" FOR A GIANT SACK OF DRUGS ALEX / Alex Trebek: This song has not only the baddest ass guitar solo ever, it's also the best song ever recorded. / Weedmaster P: WHAT IS FREEBIRD / Alex Trebek: That... is... CORRECT / Weedmaster P: ALL RIGHT / Weedmaster... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060810.html |
| The Problems Of The Privileged | Jeffrey Rowland: Oh my God, "MacGyver" is a terrarist!
/ Weedmaster P: BULLSHIT MACGYVER IS AN HONEST AMERICAN WHO USES HIS WITS AND SCIENCE TO SOLVE MYSTERIES WITHOUT USING VIOLENCE. / Jeffrey Rowland: The news said terrarists can make bombs out of shampoo and chap-stick! Only Macgyver can do that!
/ Weedmaster... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060811.html |
| Appearances | Baby: Jeffrey, the big movie premiere is in three days! What're ya gonna wear?
/ Jeffrey Rowland: It doesn't matter none Baby! I seen pictures of movie stars at these things dressed like they're goin' to Wal-Mart! / Baby: Movie stars can run 'round dressed like scumbags 'cause everybody knows they... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060814.html |
| They're All Gonna Laugh At Me | Jeffrey Rowland: I feel like a tool! I became a cartoonist because wouldn't ever have to wear a suit!
/ Baby: You look beautiful Jeffrey! / Jeffrey Rowland: I ain't beautiful, I'm tough! I ain't gonna get all fancified just to impress Hollywood! / Weedmaster P: WELL YOU AIN'T GONNA IMPRESS EM WITH... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060815.html |
| Free Ride, Seaside | Poopmonster: What the hell are you doing, Jeffrey? Your plane to Hollywood leaves in an hour!
/ Jeffrey: [[lying down in his underwear, holding Joanna]] I'm scared, Poopmonster. Everybody in Hollywood is gonna laugh at me! / Jeffrey: I ain't got no business cavortin' with them Hollywood types! I'm... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060816.html |
| White Ninja Guest Comics | Jeffrey Rowland: Why Hullo Scott and Kent of White Ninja Awesomeness. You guys rule. / Jeffrey Rowland: Did you guys drive all the way from Canada? / White Ninja S: We drove under a moose! / [[Jeffrey Rowland displays confusion]] / White Ninja S: It didn't even jump. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060817.html |
| Questionable Compensating | Jeph Jacques: All right guys, you're gonna be packin' merchandise for me an' Cristi while Jeffrey's in Hollywood.
/ Weedmaster P: OH HEY LOOK A TALKING BAG OF COCKS WILL WONDERS NEVER CEASE
/ Baby: But I have to finish my doctoral thesis! / Caption: Soon...
/ Weedmaster P: HEY DICKASS WHEN DO I GET A SMOKE... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060818.html |
| Snakes DVD Special | Samuel L. Jackson: Finally! We got all these motherfuckin' snakes off this motherfuckin' plane!
/ Blonde Girl: Hooray! / Samuel L. Jackson: Now let's get this got-damn plan on the muthafuckin' ground!
/ Blonde Girl: LOOK OUT! / [[Samuel L. Jackson has been partially eaten by a giant snake and his legs... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060821.html |
| How I Spent My Summer Vacation | Narrator: Wed. August 16. Arrive at airport 30 min. early.
/ Jeffrey Rowland: Blerg. / Narrator: 3:00pm. Downtown LA. The White Raspberry introduces me to The Skid Row Yacht Club.
/ The White Raspberry: Let's eat quiche after you shave! / Narrator: Thurs, 9:11am. DVD shoot in W. Hollywood
/ Reporter:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060822.html |
| Dark Matter Is Real | Baby: Jeffrey, science has proven th' existence of dark matter and Weedmaster P can't wrap his old brain around it!
/ Jeffrey Rowland: My God. / Baby: It's okay Weedy! Ehn't nothin' any different now!
/ Jeffrey Rowland: Yeah, it's not like all of a sudden everything is different! The universe has always... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060823.html |
| Patriotic Songs | Jeffrey Rowland: The metric system's better but America has fractions!
/ Weedmaster P: THUS MAKING IT MORE DIFFICULT TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ACTIONS / Baby: Jeffrey, you ehn't s'posd t' make up songs like that! It ehn't patriotic!
/ Jeffrey Rowland: Nuh-uh, Baby! Makin' fun of how stupid your country... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060824.html |
| The Problem With Pluto | Weedmaster P: GOD-DAMN SPACE DEMONS BLEW UP PLUTO
/ Jeffrey Rowland: Why is it that every time astronomers change the classification of an orbiting body you start yellin' about space demons? / Weedmaster P: USE YOUR NOGGIN YOU HILLBILLY DO YOU THINK ASTRONOMERS GOT NOTHIN BETTER TO DO THAN THIS
/ Weedmaster... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060825.html |
| New Slightly Subversive Designs | [[An advertisement for three new t-shirt designs being offered.]] http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060827.html |
| T-Shirts on the Interweb | T-Shirts on the Interweb / p: hey just what the world needs more t-shirts for sale on the internet
/ j: stop making fun! these tshirts put food in our bellies
/ p: dick ass / j:we live in a society where a man driving around with his wife's severed head in the passenger seat is a cliche and you're worried... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060828.html |
| Rainbows Are Pretty | Jeffrey Rowland: Let's go to town Joanna! Let's prance about in the town square!
/ Baby: Jeffrey, yer not gonna wear that shirt out are ya?
/ Jeffrey Rowland: Of course I am silly! / Baby: Jeffrey, rainbow clothes is associated with bein' homosexual!
/ Jeffrey Rowland: What?! What the hell do rainbows... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060829.html |
| The Website That Shows You What Celebrities You Resemble | Jeffrey Rowland: Hey Weedmaster P, have you seen that web-site that tells you what celebrities you most resemble?
/ Weedmaster P: NO WEBSITES LIKE THAT ARE BULLSHIT
/ Jeffrey Rowland: Fine, be that way!
/ Weedmaster P: I WILL / [[Weedmaster P's photo is shown above five celebrities including his percentage... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060830.html |
| The Fancy Times | Baby: Ay Jeffrey why'd ya start wearin' suits all a sudden?
/ Jeffrey Rowland: Way I figure it, if I can't act professional I might as well look it. / Weedmaster P: YOU AIN'T FOOLIN' NOBODY HILLBILLY PUTTIN' A SUIT ON YOU IS LIKE PUTTIN' PINSTRIPES ON A PINTO EVERYBODY KNOWS IT'S STILL A PIECE OF CRAP
/ Jeffrey... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060831.html |
| Selling The Image | Weedmaster P: MAN WHY DO WE GOT TO WEAR SUITS NOW IT AIN'T LIKE NOBODY EVER LOOKS AT US
/ Baby: But don'tcha feel fancy Weedmaster P? / Weedmaster P: IF I WANTED TO FEEL FANCY I'D SIT IN A BATH TUB FULL OF JOHNNY WALKER BLUE AND READ BAROQUE POETRY
/ Jeffrey Rowland: Hey! Doesn't everyone feel fancier... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060901.html |
| Labor Day | Jeffrey Rowland: Man, having a good time is what it's all about! Having a good time is fun!
/ Weedmaster P: HELL YEAH BOY HAVING FUN IS AWESOME
/ Baby: weee! / Jeffrey Rowland: I mean, responsibility is important and all, but it seems to me that bein' responsible sometimes makes it okay to be unresponsible... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060904.html |
| The Revolution May Not Necessarily Be An Improveme | Jeffrey Rowland: Come on guys, let's start The Revolution! There'll never be a better time than right now!
/ Baby: Can we do it tomorrow Jeffrey? TV is on!
/ Weedmaster P: SOD OFF / Weedmaster P: WHAT'S THE POINT OF A REVOLUTION ANYWAY IT AIN'T LIKE WE CAN DO ANY BETTER
/ Jeffrey Rowland: But our leaders... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060905.html |
| The Time Tinkerer | Baby: hey, remember when Weedmaster P went back in time and started changin' history only we couldn't tell the difference 'cause to us it's exactly the same n' normal?
/ Jeffrey Rowland: Yeah! Whatever happened with that anyways? / Narrator: 2001...
/ Weedmaster P: JEFFREY TAKE THIS MAN TAKE THIS HORRIBLE... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060906.html |
| Browsed Tabbing | Vermont Pete: What are you doing? Like, what are you looking at?
/ Jeffrey Rowland: I'm trying to solve the mystery of the Oklahoma Girl Scout Murders of 1977.
/ Vermont Pete: Dark. / Vermont Pete: What do you have open in all those other tabs?
/ Jeffrey Rowland: I'm also thinkin' about maybe gettin'... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060907.html |
| The Way... Of The Master! | Jeffrey: Wow! Kirk Cameron! What have you been up to for the last 20 years?
/ Kirk Cameron: A Wonderful thing, Jeffrey. It's called The Way Of The Master! / Kirk Cameron: Without any background in science, I've disproven evolution using only the facts in a book written hundreds of years before people... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060908.html |
| Five Years | [[Jeffrey shirtless]]
/ Jeffrey (thought bubble): Why does it feel like I'm forgetting something today? / [[weedmaster P & Baby both wearing stylized fireman outfits with american flags on them]]
/ Weedmaster P: HAPPY SEPTEMBER ELEVENTH DAY DICKBAG
/ Baby: 1,826 days without a major domestic terrorist... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060911.html |
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