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| Stupid Pills | [[Pained Jeffrey clutching his head, wearing shirt that reads 'OH NO']]
/ Voiceover; Do you feel all aliensated 'cause you like, know too much stuff?
/ Voiceover; Do your friends think you're all like, whatever?
/ Jeffrey; Too many thinkins all up in my noggin! / [[Pink pill with TEH imprint floating... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070806.html |
| Girlfriend | Jeffrey: Baby can you come into my office pretty please with sugar on top?
/ Baby: I'm right /here/ Jeffrey! / Jeffrey: Can't you at least /pretend/ my office is inside an invisible, hermetically-sealed, magical force field through which germs cannot pass? / Jeffrey: Now the reason I axed you here is... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070807.html |
| If It Makes You Happy | JR: Baby, I don't think it's a good idea for you to date Weedmaster P on account of he's a degenerate drug addict. Also, weren't we dating at some point?
/ Baby: Yeh but we kept fergettin' t' keep datin'.
/ JR: Oh right. / Baby: But Weedy makes me all happy in my innards! He's a good boy in secret an'... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070808.html |
| A Huge Mistake | Jeff: Tallahassee, did you know Baby and Weedmaster P were a couple?
/ Tallahassee Econolodge: A couple of dirt-bags, heh heh. Yeah I knew! Everybody knew! Even ol' Winston knew, did you boy?
/ Winston: meep / Jeff: God dangit I will not have two pot-heads having sexy illicit encounters at my work office!... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070809.html |
| Abortion Depot | Jeffrey: Weedmaster P, you KNOW the government made a law that you ain't allowed to ever reproduce...
/ P: I know I guess it's off to Abortion Depot for me and ol' Baby / Jeffrey: Nah, that's too controversial... say, do you still got that time machine?
/ P: Hell yeah
/ Jeffrey: And that shrink ray?
/ P:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070810.html |
| Channel Four | [[ Jeffrey is talking to Baby, whose hair is short and splotchy. ]]
/ Jeffrey: What's that you're watchin' on the teevee, Baby.
/ Baby: Just tee vee, Jeffrey.
/ Baby: Just tee vee. / [[ View of a teal-haired female announcer on a television screen. ]]
/ Tee Vee Announcer: Up next on The Apology Channel,... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070813.html |
| Confusion | JR: Baby, you sure seem sad since we went back in time and altered events so you ended up not gettin' knocked up!
/ Baby:It's all right, Jeffery. I invented a new perfume! I call it "Confusion." / Weedmaster P: IT'S JUST GIN
/ Baby: That means I drank my new perfume! A hoo a bloo!
/ JR: Aw, Baby! Do you... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070814.html |
| Labor Baby | [[Jeffrey sits at his computer, shitless]]
/ Jeffrey [thought bubble, while typing]: Dear internet diary! What a crazy problem!! Do we go back in time and let Baby get preggers and give birth to the next Hitler even thogh we know he goes on to kill the Anti-Christ...
/ Tallahassee [Out of frame]: It's... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070815.html |
| Let's Get Out of This Country | [[ Jeffrey is chatting with Weedmaster P and the Poopmonster. ]]
/ Jeffrey: Is everybody ready to go to Canada? It's my first time to leave America!
/ The Poopmonster: Bullshit, you said you went to Mexico once.
/ Jeffrey: Yeah but I don't remember it.
/ Weedmaster P: WHAT HAVE I DONE / [[ Jeffrey... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070816.html |
| TCAF | [[ Jeffrey, Tallahassee Econolodge, Weedmaster P, the Poopmonster, and a brown haired woman are walking together. ]]
/ Narrator: TORONTO- FRIDAY NIGHT...
/ Weedmaster P: OKAY EVERYBODY STAY VILIGANT WORD ON THE 'NET IS THEY GONNA BE DAYFREE FOOLS UP IN HERE... / [[ Nature Boy Ryan North is leaning against... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070817.html |
| Guest comic by Kyle MacNinja | [[ Jeffrey faces off with Dr. Ninja. A small white disk(a monocle?) pops out from Dr. Ninja's face. ]]
/ Jeffrey: HEY, DOCTOR NINJA. WATCH...
/ << pop! >> / [[ Close up of Jeffrey's angry face. ]]
/ Jeffrey: ..THIS! / [[ Jeffrey crouches low to the ground, with Dr. Ninjs standing by. ]]
/ Dr. Ninja:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070820.html |
| Canadian Oppression | [[ Jeffrey and Ryan North are leaning on a hedge. Jeffrey is holding a bottle of Canadian brew. ]]
/ Jeffrey: You know what I like about Canada, Ryan North? It doesn't feel like everything's about to explode and you can't see everybody's butt cracks.
/ Ryan North: Canada's got problems, eh. / [[ Kean... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070822.html |
| Leaving Toronto | [[ Jeffrey is making to flee Canada, while Weedmaster P cradles an enormous joint in his arms like a baby. ]]
/ Jeffrey: We have to excape Canada, it's too crazy! They put mayonaisse on their freedom fries and they're cool with gays and they have a two-dollar coin with a picture of a woman on it!!
/ Weedmaster... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070823.html |
| Baby's Having Babies | [[ Jeffrey and Weedmaster P return home. Weedmaster P wears a green shirt that is inscribed "GARY" ]]
/ Jeffrey: We're back from Canada, Baby! Did the doctor ever get that baby out of you?
/ Weedmaster P: IS IT STILL ALL SLIMY AND CREEPY / [[ Short-haired Baby holds a cloth covered bundle in her lap.... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070824.html |
| The Spawn-Child | [[ A smiling, short-haired Baby cuddles her baby as the silver-suited Machine Elf hovers nearby. ]]
/ Weedmaster P: SO THAT UGLY LITTLE BABY THING IS GONNA GROW UP TO BE THE NEXT HITLER / [[ Jeffrey and Weedmaster P are in the house. ]]
/ Jeffrey: Yeah but he grows up to vanquish the Anti-Christ, who... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070826.html |
| Fight | [[ Weedmaster P is chatting with Jeffrey while holding a bottle of Johnnie Walker Green and wearing a shirt inscribed "BIG FUN" ]]
/ Weedmaster P: HEY LET'S GET A BUNCH OF DOGS AND MAKE THEM FIGHT TO THE DEATH LIKE ALL THE OTHER COOL RICH DUDES
/ Jeffrey: That's not right, Weedmaster P! It's wrong to... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070827.html |
| Free TV with Membership | Jeffrey: I just went joggin' on the trail and a dang old wasp flew in my nose and stung me behind the eyeball. / Jeffrey: And the other day a big ol' cougar tried to claw off my face so I hypnotized it with a bunch of bottlecaps I still had in my pocket. / Tallahassee: Why don't you just join a gym,... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070828.html |
| More Toronto Tales | Matt Forsythe: Do you know where we are? / [[Jeffrey is leaping into the air]]
/ Jeffrey: You in the jungle, baby! / [[Jeffrey is uncomfortably close to Matt Forsythe, who appears displeased]]
/ Jeffrey: You gonna diiiiiieee!!! http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070829.html |
| Love in an Airport Bathroom | [[ Jeffrey and Weedmaster P are outside near some metal towers (cell phone?). Weedmaster P is holding a black suitcase under his arm and is wearing a shirt inscribed "OWEN" ]]
/ Jeffrey: Hey where are you going? We have work to do!
/ Weedmaster P: I'M GOING TO THE AIRPORT TO HAVE A KINKY ANONYMOUS... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070830.html |
| O Come All Ye Sketchy | [[ Jeffrey and J.C. are sitting at a bar. J.C. has a can of Diet Coke. ]]
/ Jeffrey: Hey, J.C., don't it tick you off that most folks only start to believe in you after they get busted doin' somethin' mad sketchy?
/ J.C. You take what you can get, Jeffrey. / J.C. Out of all the infinite worlds in... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070831.html |
| O Come All Ye Sketchy | [[Jeffrey and Jesus Christ (J.C.) at a bar. J.C. is drinking a Diet Coke.]]
/ Jeffrey: Hey J.C., don't it tick you off that most folks only start to believe in you after they get busted doin' somethin' mad and sketchy?
/ J.C.: You take what you can get, Jeffrey. / J.C.: Out of all the infinite worlds... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070831/ |
| Gotta Get Back in Time | [[ Jeffrey is seated at a table, wearing a monocle. A clear-eyed Weedmaster P walks in wearing a green shirt inscribed "HUH" and carrying a STORE grocery bag. There is a mounted head of a long-horned beast hanging from the blue wall behind them. ]]
/ Weedmaster P: BOY I TELL YOU WHAT I ABOUT HAD IT... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070903.html |
| Go for the Jaguars | [[ Jeffrey, laid out on a counter holding an empty champagne flute, and a disshevled Tallahassee Econolodge are in a dumpy kitchen. There are cracks in the walls and ceiling and a large brown stain on one of the cabinets. ]]
/ Tallahassee Econolodge: Jeffrey, were we really rich for a couple of days... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070904.html |
| Time Reaper | [[ Tallahassee Econolodge, Jeffrey, and Weedmaster P appear to be gathered outside a mauve-colored building. ]]
/ Tallahassee Econolodge: I still don't understand how we can have a time machine and be poor.
/ Jeffrey: I would explain it but I can't mentally process it...
/ Weedmaster P: WELL ALL OF A... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070905.html |
| Holding Out for a Hero | [[ Joanna is stuck upside down from among the branches of a leafless tree as Jeffrey reaches towards her, his right foot braced against the tree's trunk. ]]
/ Baby (off panel): Jeffrey, what're ya doin'? / [[ Jeffrey kneels on the grass as Baby approaches. ]]
/ Jeffrey: >GASP< I'm tryin' to get ol'... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070906.html |
| Changin' | [[ Jeffrey is ready for exercising, dressed in black shorts, a red bald eagle t-shirt, and an orange baseball cap with the word JAMS on the front. ]]
/ << JINGLE JANGLE >>
/ Jeffrey (thinking): God dang it I forgot to take the change outta my pocket / [[ Jeffrey, with his hand resting atop a wooden railing.... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070907.html |
| Free Hugs Day | [[ Jeffrey and Baby are standing in front of a purple building. Baby holds a sign that reads "free Hugs" and wears a pair of green horns (or perhaps cat ears) on her head. ]]
/ Jeffrey: Did I get so drunk I forgot I'm still at Comic-Con?
/ Baby: No! It's free hugs day to remember nine-eleven! A terrorist... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070910.html |
| Six Nine Elevens | [[ Jeffrey is standing at the front of a classroom behind a podium, wearing a white shirt and red tie. There is a chalkboard behind him, on which is drawn a picture of the twin towers of the World Trade Center. Weedmaster P sits in a desk chair before him with his right arm raised in the air. ]]
/ Jeffrey:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070911.html |
| Hooking Mama | [[Just another room in the world, Jeff sitting on a couch, Weedmaster P holding an alcoholic beverage]]
/ Jeff: Your mom is a hooker
/ Weedmaster: No she ain't / [[Jeff looks away, Weedmaster P drinks from bottle]] / [[Close up on Weedmaster P Throwing aforementioned bottle]]
/ Weedmaster: She got FIRED / {{test... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070912.html |
| Sudden Death Syndrome | [[ Tallahassee Econolodge and Jeffrey are standing outside a castle-like structure. Tallahassee has her hair in pigtails and is wearing safety goggles while examining a decorated cube. ]]
/ Jeffrey: Tallahassee I was just on the Intraweebs lookin' at pictures of ingrown toenails and I found out about... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070913.html |
| Perpetual Self | [[ Jeffrey is jogging, wearing a red head band and holding a barbell in each upraised hand. Joanna is riding in a yellow sling around his neck. ]]
/ Jeffrey: We're gonna beat Sudden Death Syndrome, ain't we, Joanna? We're gonna live forever! / [[ Jeffrey is no longer holding the barbells. ]]
/ Jeffrey:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070914.html |
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