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| Goodness Sakes | Jeffrey: Am I ... am I making stuff just for the sake of making it? / Tallahassee: Are we selling stuff just for the sake of selling it?
/ [[Baby counts money.]] / Lena B.: Yo! Little help over here? I wanna buy some stuff just for the sake of buying it. / Now I wanna drink some sake http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100626.html |
| Goodness Sakes | Jeffrey: Am I ... am I making stuff just for the sake of making it? / Tallahassee: Are we selling stuff just for the sake of selling it?
/ [[Baby counts money.]] / Lena B.: Yo! Little help over here? I wanna buy some stuff just for the sake of buying it. / Now I wanna drink some sake http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100626.html |
| Hot Child in the City | [[Weedmaster P and Jeffery are sweating in an alleyway. Weedmaster P holds a sign that says "THE END IS NEAR"]]
/ Weedmaster P: As each moment passes my sign become more incorrect
/ Jeffery: Ugh why is it so hot and sticky? I feel like a swamp worker. / [[Weedmaster P's sign has changed to "THE END IZ... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100629.html |
| Beatin' the Heat | Tallahassee: Where are you two going? Don't you know it's too hot to do anything but complain about how hot it is?
/ Jeffrey: We're the Sweaty Detectives and we're gonna solve the mysteries of life! It's our thing.
/ Weedmaster P: NO / Tallahassee: But I thought all the mysteries of life were already... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100630.html |
| Guarding Angels | The Sweaty Detectives: Mailbag / Jeffrey: Sometimes people send mysteries by mail. Mailsteries! / [[A stained printed letter in all-caps green Comic Sans.]]
/ Letter: dear sweety mistery dectivtives, MY CUZIN GOT IN A CAR WRECK AND AT THE LAST SECOND HER GUARDIEN ANGELL GRABBED HER OUT OF HARM. HOW... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100701.html |
| An American Time Lord in Wal-Mart | Tallahassee: Are you thinking what I'm think--
/ Jeffrey: American Version of Doctor Who?!
/ [[refrigerator flies through space and time with musical notes in the background]]
/ Flyin' thru time
/ in a frigidaire
/ Runnin from his kids
/ Like a man on a dare
/ [[refrigerator lands in the middle of a semi-full... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100702.html |
| Fourth of July 2010 | Deathmole Jacques: They say the Tree of Liberty has to be moistened from time to time with the blood of patriots.
/ Jeffrey: They also say "git-r-dun" and "full of win." / Granulac: No, I think they mean that tree, back there... / Jeffrey: But Home Depot's closed today! Where are we supposed to get... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100705.html |
| The Conversion of Weedmaster P Part One | Jeffrey: Weedmaster P, I have to go do something but you have to stay here and guard the money. While I'm gone, no matter what happens, under no circumstances can you decide to become gay. / [[Weedmaster thinks.]] / [[Weedmaster thinks and bites his lower lip.]] / Jeffrey: I'm back!
/ Jeffrey: I brought... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100706.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: The Conversion of Weedmaster P Part Two | Vermont Pete: I gotta get outta here; this is too weird for me.
/ Weedmaster P: NO DON'T GO I LOVE YOU VERMONT PETE / Weedmaster P: DAMMIT NOW VERMONT PETE HATES ME
/ Jeffrey: That's life, man. Tons of people are just gonna hate you for no good reason. Just deal with it. / Weedmaster P: I DON'T GET... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100708.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: The Conversion of Weedmaster P Part Three | [[Jeff, wearing a black T-shirt that says, "Butts", slaps Weedmaster P]]
/ Jeff: Dang it, Weedmaster P!
/ Weedmaster P: I know it's just / Weedmaster P: Man you know me I just do things people tell me to do
/ Jeff: And you pretended to love Vermont Pete to weird him out and run him off 'cause you hate... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100709.html |
| GPS | GPS: TAKE EXIT 17-B ON RIGHT TO R-T-E ONE FORTY ONE / Jeffrey: Hey remember like two months ago when we got around just fine without shitty little robots tellin' us what to do?
/ Tallahassee: I remember constantly being lost...crying...screaming... / GPS: TAKE NEXT EXIT TAKE IT / Jeffrey: That ain't... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100712.html |
| Soothsayer P | [[Jeffrey is running]]
/ Jeffrey: Pizza Tv Pizza Tv Pizza Tv
/ Weedmaster P: Hey ass bucket you goin to sandy eggo comic con next week / Jeffrey: WHAT?! San Diego Comic-con is next week? Are you sure?
/ Weedmaster P: Nah man I'm just messin with you I don't ever know when anything happens
/ Jeffrey: No,... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100713.html |
| National Hot Dogs Month | Paperklip: It's National Hot Dogs Month, bitches!
/ Jeffrey: Fine. Line 'em up. Line up the hot dogs. Let's get to work. / Baby: No! We gotta stop eatin' hot dogs! they're bad for piggies!
/ Jeffrey: But if we don't eat those hot dogs then those piggies will have died for nothin'! / Baby: Okay fine but... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100715.html |
| San Diego 2010 Part One | Jeffrey: Listen everyone, Lucid John is in command while I'm in San Diego so no uprisings. / Weedmaster P: MAN YOU DON'T WANNA GO TO NO COMIC CON -- JUST HANG OUT HERE WITH ME AND GET HIGH AND PLAY NINTENDO
/ Jeffrey: No, Weedmaster P! TopatoCo is in charge of stuff this year!
/ Weedmaster P: DON'T YOU... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100719.html |
| San Diego 2010 Part Two | San Diego 2010 Part Two / [[Jeffrey on the phone.]]
/ Jeffrey: Hey Lucid John, did we sell any of them Overcompensating books yet? / Lucid John: um err... umm... hold on / Lucid John: It's for you
/ The Renegade: Hey Jeffrey it's The Renegade... okay, hold on... / The Renegade: No... nope. No, it doesn't... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100720.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: Guest Comic by Bobby | {{Title: Guest Comic by Bobby}} / Jeffrey Rowland: Boy howdy, these dang old politicians sure do chap my hide! Ahm madder than a rootin'-tootin' unruly person, dagnabbit!
/ Ornery, that is.
/ Weedmaster P: What ever / Jeffrey Rowland: Say, what're y'all doin' there Weedmaster P?
/ Weedmaster P: What... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100723.html |
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| San Diego 2010 Part Four, Notes to Self | I think party mansion's owner might be a conservative
/ Cuz of all the Rush books?
/ WAR IS THE ANSWER YOU DIRTY HIPPIE / DUDE I BEEN READIN' YOUR COMICS SINCE I WAS FIFTH GRADE
/ WHOA / Mal and Hope, thanks for "coming to my party" heh heh
/ YOU GO / So yeah this is like, my book
/ Excellent. Would you... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100728.html |
| San Diego 2010 Part Five: The Airplanes | Jeffrey: Y'know, airplanes ain't really all that loud if you think about exactly what's going on there. / Jeffrey: If I wa an airplane I'd be all WRAAAAAA NNNNGGGUU HHRRR CLANK BUGGIDA BUGGIDA / Ryan North: If you were an airplane there'd be hundreds of tiny people inside you.
/ Jeffrey: I know. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100729.html |
| TV on (the) Internet | TV: Today on the blogosphere the Twitterverse Youtubeosphere iTwitter buzz bluzz Googa feed burno versasphere
/ Jeffrey: Man why does teevee even talk about internet? It's like a celebutante teaching shop class. / Jeffrey: And why does teevee even need to talk about internet? They're givin' free advertising... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100730.html |
| Cold Case Files: The Baha Men | Cold Case Files: The Baha Men / < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100802.html |
| Cat in the Mirror | [[Jeffrey and Baby are behind Joanna, who is looking into a mirror]]
/ Baby: Joanna's been starin' at that mirror for almost a week now.
/ Jeffrey: Time acts differently for critters, Baby. / Jeffrey: To critters, all of life is just one single moment. Not like us humans, where time just crawls... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100804.html |
| The Worst Sense | Tallahassee: Oh, yeah, if I had to lose one of my senses, it'd definitely be hearing.
/ Jeffrey: Are you crazy?! Smell is the worst sense! / Weedmaster P: Are you talkin' about smelling things because God damn I hate smelling things.
/ Jeffrey: I'm on a list to get my olfactory nodes cut out.
/ Weedmaster... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100805.html |
| Boobs or Butts | Jeffrey: Weedmaster P, I been wonderin'... are you a "butts-man" or a "boobs-man"?
/ Weedmaster P: BUTTS, MAN BIG OL JUICY ROUND BUTTS SHAKIN LIKE THEY'RE DRIVIN DOWN A DIRT ROAD
/ Jeffrey: Ha ha! I tricked you! Butts are the part of the body that poops come out of! I bet you like poops, too!
/ Weedmaster... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100806.html |
| Vacation | Come on Jeffrey it's time to go on vacation!
/ Jeffrey: Uh wudn't we just on vacation? Remember? San Diego? / That wasn't a vacation, that was just working somewhere else
/ Jeffrey: What do I even need to take a vacation from? It ain't like I do any real work like a post office worker or a therapist. / The... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100809.html |
| Ocean | Tallahassee: Come on, Jeffrey! Go in the ocean!
/ Jeffrey: No way, man! Country boys don't go in no ocean. Also have you seen what lives in the ocean? / Mr. Lewis: But most people live near the ocean.
/ Jeffrey: Most people are also horrible idiots that live a safe distance away from the ocean. / Jeffrey:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100810.html |
| Ocean | Tallahassee: Come on, Jeffrey! Go in the ocean!
/ Jeffrey: No way, man! Country boys don't go in no ocean. Also have you seen what lives in the ocean? / Mr. Lewis: But most people live near the ocean.
/ Jeffrey: Most people are also horrible idiots that live a safe distance away from the ocean. / Jeffrey:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100810.html |
| Greetings | Greetings From Provincetown / {{title text: Greetings from Gay Oz}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100811.html |
| Vacation Madness | What's wrong with him?
/ He's got vacatoin madness. Either that or it's his birthday.
/ must... do... something I... don't enjoy... / So,what do we do?
/ Just leave him. Eventually something annoying or unpleasant will happen and snap him out of it. / There's NO business like SHOW business like NO business... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100813.html |
| Proximity | [[Jeffrey and Weedmaster are playing with toy people and buildings near a hole in the ground.]]
/ Jeffrey Rowland: Don't you dare put your guys' worhippin' hut near the place where that crazy group of your guys killed a bunch of both of our guys!
/ Weedmaster P: What's your problem man most of my guys... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100816.html |
| Proximity | [[Jeffrey and Weedmaster are playing with toy people and buildings near a hole in the ground.]]
/ Jeffrey Rowland: Don't you dare put your guys' worhippin' hut near the place where that crazy group of your guys killed a bunch of both of our guys!
/ Weedmaster P: What's your problem man most of my guys... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100816.html |
| How is Babby Formed | Jeffery: So I get that the stork brings you the babies but where do they get them?
/ JC: Whaddya think, pa? Is the boy ready to know?
/ YHWH: Let me just have a look-see into his heart... / YHWH (blushing): Oh. Oh my. Yeah, I'd say he's pretty ready. / [[YHWH indicates a metal door labeled MANUFACTURING]]
/ YHWH:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100817.html |
| Business as Usual | [Jeffrey is at the computer in his hacker outfit. Baby and Tallahassee are wearing tiaras]
/ Jeffrey: Hey Baby and Tallahassee, how's the tiara business?
/ Tallahassee: How do you think? We sell tiaras. All we sell are tiaras.
/ Baby: We ehn't never sold a tiara. What're you doin'? / Jeffrey: I'm tryin'... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100818.html |
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