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| Thirty Seven | [[Jeffrey is sitting in a small red car, while Baby holds her pink smartphone]]
/ Baby: I'm sorry I forgot about your birthday, Jeffrey.
/ Jeffrey: That's cool, Baby. I kinda didn't want anybody to notice it anyway. / Jeffrey: After a certain point, birthdays feel more like counting down to something... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20110531.html |
| I Am The Bee | Jeffrey: Greetings, Weedmaster P! Have you seen any crimes today?
/ Weedmaster P: Man I pretty much am a crime. What are you a super hero now / Jeffrey: I am The Bee! I have come here to remind you that the best way to fight crime is to pay your taces... tax money pays for police officers, and they're... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20110601.html |
| Brown Recluse Spiders and Tornadoes | FRIG! Half the reason I moved outta Oklahoma was to get away from brown recluse spiders and tornadoes and now we got 'em both up here!
/ What's the other half? / Oh, right. / Hmm... don't you think it's kinda funny that we didn't have brown recluse spiders and tornadoes up here before Wolfman Green... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20110602.html |
| The Revenge of The Bee | Narrator: MEANWHILE AT THE BEE'S SECRET HIVE...
/ Jeffrey: Ugh! I don't understand why every newspaper in the valley isn't "buzzing" about my new superhero identity, "The Bee"! / Tallahassee: Uh maybe that's because instead of writing wrongs using a gimmicky ability you're just running around bothering... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20110603.html |
| Better Than This | [[Jeffrey sits on the ground outside with Weedmaster P standing behind him.]] / Jeffrey: Man I feel like a chump
/ Weedmaster P: Is that maybe because you're a gigantic chump / Jeffrey: I feel like I'm just wastin' everybody's tome be getting them to read shit I make up, when there's hundreds of years... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20110606.html |
| New Cryptids on the Block | Jeffrey: Ugh! I'm tired of there not being any new cryptozoological creatures!
/ Baby: I'm TIRED OF EVERYTHING! / Jeffrey: I think the last decent cryptid they came out with was the Mongolian Death Worm and how dumb was that thing?
/ Weedmaster P: Can't even ride that thing on account of it being so tiny / Tallahassee:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20110608.html |
| Are They Sad | [[Joanna sits on the floor]] / [[Jeffrey scratches his head and addresses Tallahassee]]
/ Jeffrey: Do you ever think it looks like they're sad because they can't talk? / Joanna: SHUT UP / {{caption: Sometimes I wonder if cats aren't basically vegetables}}
/ {{mouse-over: What if your cat could talk... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20110609.html |
| Scary Yet Believable | [[Jeffrey sits at a desk, drawing]]
/ Jeffrey: Coming up with new cryptids is hard! It's a delicate balance between scary and weird.
/ Weedmaster P: Whaaaaat / [[Jeffrey's drawing is a three-eyed, winged monster, sorounded by hearts, named Bieber]]
/ Jeffrey: You want it to be not so weird that it isn't... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20110612.html |
| Cryptid Search 2011 | [[In the TopatoCo warehouse; Jeffrey is holding a meeting with Lucid John, KC Green and Paperklip]]
/ Jeffrey: Ugh, all my cryptid ideas stink. What do you guys got? Turn in your sheets. / [[Jeffrey reads from a sheet]]
/ Jeffrey: Banana Bear... The Forest Snake, Long-Necked Mike? Count Chuckles? ... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20110614.html |
| The Carnival in the Mall Parking Lot | Weedmaster P: Oh man have you been to that carnival down at the mall parking lot.
/ Jeffrey: What?! No. Ugh. / Weedmaster P: There was this contest where you go into a dark chamber full of corn and you had to grab as much of it as you can in 45 minutes. And I won. / Trophy: CORNGRABULATIONS http://overcompensating.com/posts/20110617.html |
| A New Compound | Jeffrey: All right, I think we're finally almost done finished moving in to this new secret compound.
/ Weedmaster P: EXPLAIN TO ME AGAIN WHY WE NEED A SECRET COMPOUND / Jeffery: I just explained it to you yesterday! Every day I have to explain to you what's happened in the last week!
/ Weedmaster P:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20110629.html |
| Step One: Put in a Bid | {It all started with an observation...}[Scene Description] /
/ Jeffrey: I'm tired of not being clear on where exactly we all live. We need
/ to grow up and buy a compound.
/ Tallahassee: But.... No... /
/ Jeffrey: I'm sorry Tallahassee but it's time to grow up and buy a sprawling,
/ ... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20110701.html |
| Fourth of July 2011: National Treasure | Boy 1: Did you get it, Weedmaster P? Did you get all 50 State quarters in that special holder?
/ Boy 2: GOT IT / Boy1: Excellent. Now we just have to get to the Washington Monument... / Boy1: BEFORE SUNDOWN. / {{HUNDREDS OF MINUTES LATER...}}
/ Girl: Nick of time!
/ Boy 1: That sun is sittin' like a... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20110704.html |
| Step Two: Obfuscation | Jeffery: Weedmaster P, call up Google and see about gettin' our new secret compound all pixeled-out on the satellite view. / Weedmaster P: How the hell do you call Google? / Jeffery: I . . . don't . . . know . . . / The Disembodied, Vibrating Head of Clango Cyclotron: Just say it. They'll hear you. / Jeffery:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20110706.html |
| Step Three: Be Gone, Wretched Spirits | [[ Underwear-clad Jeffrey is hugging Joanna while a small white ghost haunts the background ]]
/ Narrator: NOW THAT YOU'VE TRICKED THE BANK INTO LOANING YOU THE MONEY FOR YOUR SECRET / COMPOUND AND YOU MADE IT IMPOSSIBLE TO LOCATE ONLINE IT'S TIME FOR THE NEXT STEP: REMOVAL OF / INDIGNANT SPIRITS.... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20110708.html |
| Back on Track | Look, with all this moving business we got off track from our cryptids project.
/ We leave for San Diego Comic-con in one week. / Oh god oh god okay let's focus on the big picture though...
/ Did you ever notice how when you watch an H.D. show on a huge H.D. TV everyone looks like a freshly reanimated... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20110710.html |
| Weed Ape | [[Jeffrey is sitting at his desk, looking frustrated. Weedmaster P leans over.]]
/ Jeffrey: Cats don't lay eggs, Weedmaster P. You're just dumb from being high all the time.
/ Weedmaster P: NO I'M SERIOUS COME LOOK / [[Weedmaster P is gone, Lucid John comes up to the desk]]
/ Jeffrey: No! I'm tired of... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20110712.html |
| Weed Ape vs. Moth Mummy | [[Jeffrey stands up from his desk, does scare quotes]]
/ Jeffrey: It's settled, then. Weed Ape is the new cryptid. Now let's go ceck out this "egg" that my "cat" "laid." / [[Poopmonster sticks his head out of a garbage can, holding a piece of paper, as Jeffrey and Lucid John walk by]]
/ Poopmonster: Weed... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20110713.html |
| She Laid an Egg | [[Jeffrey pokes at the large egg while Weedmaster P looks on. Joanna sits next to it.]]
/ Jeffrey: You're sure this egg came out of Joanna?
/ Weedmaster P: I SEEN IT WITH MY OWN EYES WHEN I WAS STARIN' AT HER / SHE GOT ALL PLUMP AND IT JUST SLID OUT / [[Jeffrey squats down by the egg, Tallahassee holds... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20110714.html |
| Airplane Comic | [[Hand-drawn, on an airplane. Jeffrey anxiously clutches armrests.]] / [[Outer view of airplane.]] / [[Tallahassee smiles reassuringly.]] / [[Jeffrey sheds a tear in fear]] / [[Out the window, an amorous dragon is seen.]] / [[The dragon is seen flying beside the plane.]] / [[The dragon smiles seductively.]] / [[The... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20110720.html |
| Wolfman Green and Lucid John Go To San Diego | [[KC Green stands with arms folded, talking to Lucid John]]
/ KC Green: Everyone's in Sandy Egg-Oh having all the fun! / Lucid John: We can't afford the plane tickets.
/ KC Green [[pointing in "Aha!" gesture]]: Which is why I have a solution! / [[KC and John on hill in makeshift airplane]]
/ KC Green:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20110722.html |
| The Door to the Bathroom | [[The Ministry of Confusion...]]
/ Weedmaster P: Basically it's a door with a wall inside of it that you can't see around and people get all confused and bump into each other. / Jeffrey: How will this work? Doesn't everyone know that in most countries in the western hemisphere you keep to the right?
/ Weedmaster... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20110728.html |
| Ten Days | Ten Days / Jeffrey: Joanna, we're home! We been gone for 10 days! That's like 10 months in cat time, I bet you thought we was never comin' back! / Jeffrey: They been bringin' you food? Where's all your food at? Why's there a tanker truck parked out front with a hose runnin' to the basement? / [[Vermont... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20110730.html |
| Point/Counterpoint | {{Drawn by Jeffrey Rowland}}
/ [[LAKE HAUS BOAT DOCK]]
/ Jeff [[drinking scotch, Lucid John in background with arms crossed]]: ...and that, gentlemen, is what happens after you die. Any questions? / [[KC Green shoves Jeff]]
/ < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20110731.html |
| Kabooom | [[Joanna is sitting on top of her egg]]
/ Narrator: A FEW HOURS LATER...
/ < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20110802.html |
| The Secret of the Sound | [[Jeffrey at the computer.]]
/ Jeffrey (thinking): Okay! Now that all these distractions are over, I can get back to thinkin' about crypto-critters! Let's see... Weed Ape... Hat Jackal... Moth Mummy... Ham Rat...
/ Weedmaster P: Hey remember that noise - that was Joanna's EGG hatching
/ [[Weedmaster P's... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20110803.html |
| Escape from New Compound | Weedmaster P: Man I'm tellin ya Joanna's egg hatched and whatever was in it is now holed up in sub-basement Oscar
/ Jeffrey: Fine, I'll go look but just so it'll make you shut up. / Jeffrey: What is it, a baby cat? An evil baby cat?
/ Weedmaster P: Man you're the one that found the god-damned cat in the... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20110805.html |
| Smells Like Teen Baby Food | [[Jeffrey reads from a sheet of paper on the back of which is "MAN WALKS ON COTTON GIN".]]
/ Jeffrey: According to this 50-year old story written by an illiterate teenager, there are only three types of smells: Hungry smells, sexytime smells, and smells that weirdly smell good but only so you don't want... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20110807.html |
| Extreme Shorts | [[Jeffrey leaps through the air in the manner of some practitioner of extreme sports.]]
/ Jeffrey: Woooo! WOOOO!
/ < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20110809.html |
| Dog Atoms | Weedmaster P: Pop quiz butt dong how many atoms are in the average dog
/ Jeffrey: What?! What am I, Neil deGrasse Tyson?
/ [[Weedmaster P's t-shirt: "Bug dog"]] / Jeffrey: I don't know how many atoms are in anything! I only went to college for a year and a half! / Giant Neil deGrasse Tyson: The most... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20110811.html |
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