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THE BIRD FLU	Jeffrey: Somebody is watching me... / Jeffrey: Who's there?! / Warren Ellis: Come, Sparrow. Now that we've found Jeffrey Rowland, all that's left is to destroy him. / Warren Ellis: I am... / Warren Ellis: THE BIRD FLU!! / Sparrow: Cheep cheep! / Warren Ellis: ...and SPARROW! http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051019.html
THE ENGLISHMAN AGES ON	[[ Baby hands the phone to Jeffrey ]] / Jeffrey: Baby, I think I'm goin' wacko! I keep seein' this tiny man flyin' on a bird outta the corner of my eye. / Baby: Etelphone, Jeffrey. I think it's The Englishman. / [[ The Englishman is speaking on the phone in what appears to be a castle ]] / Jeffrey:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051020.html
OPERATION FREEDOM SHOWERS	[[Jeffrey and the Mr Jon Rosenberg are driving in a black unmarked van down a highway]] / Jeffrey: [[thinking]] Operation Freedom Showers was underway. / But my heart just wasn't into it. / Jeffrey: [[thinking]] A tiny man riding on a bird had been following me for days. / Jeffrey: [[thinking]] I don't... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051024.html
HEIMLICH	[[Jeffrey, Baby and Wil Wheaton are in the warehouse. Jeffrey and Baby are wearing Star Trek uniforms: Jeffrey a red TNG uniform and Baby a mauve TOS dress. Baby is eating tortilla chips from an orange bag.]] / Jeffrey: Today we have a special guest on Overcompensating! His name is Wil Wheaton and he... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051026.html
WASH YOUR HANDS SAY UGH (Ode To Mr Hands)	[[ Baby, Jeffrey, and Weedmaster P are looking at two flat panel monitors]] / Baby: Oh, Jeffrey, that is so disgusting. / Jeffrey: Ugh. / Weedmaster P: MAN WHY WOULD A GROWN MAN GET A HORSE TO DO THAT TO HIM / Jeffrey: That's it, I'm gonna make a sign. / Weedmaster P: PLAY IT AGAIN FIRST / Jeffrey:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051027.html

ABU BABES	[[ Jeffrey is tending bar at an aquarium ]] / Jeffrey: Hey Weedmaster P, wanna try my new drink? It's called the "Abu Gharib." / Weedmaster P: SURE THING LAY IT ON ME HOSS / [[ Jeffrey pouring liquids from two bottles into a cup simultaneously ]] / Jeffrey: First you mix equal parts scotch and vodka... / [[... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051028.html
FRIGHT CLUB	[[ Jeffrey, bound in duct tape and smiling, with a hand gun pointed at his head by an unknown person off panel ]] / Narrator: OPTIMISM! / Jeffrey: Gunpoint? More like funpoint! / [[ Goth Baby? and Jeffrey looking beat-up ]] / Baby?: Nobody actually likes the flavor of roasted marshmallows, they're... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051031.html
THE TROUBLE WITH PEANUTS	[[ Jeffrey and The Poopmonster wading in a room filled chest-high with packing peanuts ]] / Jeffrey: Where are all these packing peanuts coming from?! / The Poopmonster: Somethin's got my leg! / [[ Jeffrey and Baby standing in a room filled chest-high with packing peanuts, Jeffrey's hand outstretched... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051101.html
CATBANK	Narrator: MEANWHILE, AT THE BUSINESS LOAN DEPARTMENT AT CATBANK... / Cat banker: Is it shiny? / Cat customer: It is so Goddamn shiny you can barely look at it. / [[ Cat banker looks at the loan application, tongue distended in thought ]] / Cat banker: Is it... jangly? http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051104.html
A PEANUTS RETROSPECTIVE	Weedmaster P: JEFFREY DO YOU WANT TO READ MY NEW "PEANUTS" ADVENTURE BOOK / Jeffrey: Sure! It's wonderful to see you doing something creative! / [[ Close-up of the manuscript cover, titled SHOOT THAT BITCH, CHARLE BROWN and depicting a drawing of an angry Charlie Brown shooting a hand gun ]] / [[... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051108.html

ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT	Baby: Jeffrey... they... those bastards cancelled "Arrested Development." / Jeffrey: GRAARG! / [[Jeffrey flying in a fighter jet]] / Jeffrey: Isn't there something you can do, Gob Bluth? / Gob Bluth: I'm a magician, Jeffrey. Not an arsonist. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051111.html
Wheezer	[[Jeffrey and Baby are in the warehouse. Jeffrey is carrying a small box labelled 'goats'.]] / Jeffrey: GASP! WHEEZ! GASP! / Baby: Jeffrey, yer wheezin'! / [[Jeffrey sits and opens a pack of cigarettes.]] / Jeffrey: I ain't wheezin'! Did you not see how heavy that box was? / Baby: Jeffrey, you ehn't a... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051114.html
MISTER FAGBUTT	[[Jeffrey is a sleep in bed. Tiny Warren Ellis walks across his mattress.]] / Warren Ellis: Jeffrey Rowland must not quit smoking... it's the only way I have a shot at outliving him... / [[Jeffrey is naked and flying through the sky on a magic cigarette. A cowboy hat covers his shame.]] / Narrator:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051116.html
A DRUGGED-OUT GANGSTA PIMP	Jeffrey: I just need to sit in the dark in absolute silence. / Weedmaster P: CHECK IT OUT JEFFREY I FINALLY CAUGHT ME A MACHINE ELF / Jeffrey: Weedmaster P have you been using drugs?! / Weedmaster P: MAYBE I MEAN I DID CATCH A MACHINE ELF. / Machine Elf: <> http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051119.html
SELL IT FOR CASH	[[Cinematic icons display: LUCASFILM Ltd PRESENTS WALK THE LINE LUCASFILM THX]] / [[Johnny Cash walking on the surface of what appears to be Tatooine. A small arrow indicates that he is CGI.]] / Johnny Cash: Ooh, Johnny Cash got a bad feelin' 'bout this! / [[The Death Star II looms above an ocean sunset... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051121.html

THANKSTAKING	Baby: Yay, it's finally Thanksgiving! / Jeffrey: Yeah, "thanks for the genocide and smallpox, Whitey!" / Baby: But Jeffrey, you're half white- / Jeffrey: It doesn't matter. I got my sister Mashley here and together we are one full Cherokee. It's ThanksTAKING. / Mashley: How do we celebrate Thankstaking? / Jeffrey:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051123.html
JOANNA HAS AN EATING DISORDER	Baby: Oh my God! Joanna! / Baby: Jeffrey look what 'appened to Joanna! / Jeffrey: Good God, woman, get that thing away from me! / Jeffrey: Ma'am, my cat has an eating disorder because of low self-esteem. / Dominatrix: Do you think you're at a veterinarian's office? / Jeffrey: It doesn't matter. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051128.html
HAPPY AIDS DAY	Weedmaster P: HEY GUYS WHAT ARE WE DOING FOR AIDS DAY THIS YEAR / Baby: Today is AIDS day? / Jeffrey: Woah! / Jeffrey: I think this year's theme should be... DON'T GET AIDS / [[Text displays: "Don't Get AIDS FROM YOUR FRIENDS AT OVERCOMPENSATING.COM"]] / [[Weedmaster P wears a condom hat, Jeffrey has... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051201.html
OVERCOMPENSATING: The True Story of a Boy With Poor Impulse Control	Jeffrey: Why aren't the TopatoCo orders shipping faster? / Weedmaster P: MAN I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH [[The name has been blacked out, replaced by:]] the president of the t-shirts company / [[T-SHIRT COMPANY HEADQUARTERS - L.A.]] / President: [[Speaking into a telephone while grabbing a sexy lady's... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051206.html
JESUS BUILT MY CABINETS	George Bush: The Lord God built the world in seven days! / Jeffrey: Obviously. / Jeffrey: There's black holes and asteroids everywhere, reality is impossible to comprehend; every aspect of existence is utterly terrifying. / George Bush: The Lord works in mysterious ways. / Jeffrey: Don't tell me you... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051208.html

THINGS TO DO IN DENVER WHEN YOU'RE A CAT	[[Joanna holds up a list labeled "Things to Do!"]] / [[Joanna sits in a bean bag chair in front of a small table writing]] / [[Joanna writing on the list]] / [[Joanna holds up the list and scrutinizes it]] / [[The list has one to-do item on it: puke.]] http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051212.html
THE GRANDFATHER PARADOX	Weedmaster P: IF YOU GO BACK IN TIME AND KILL YOUR GRANDPA YOU WILL CEASE TO EXIST / Jeffrey: It's like a half-price sale on murder-suicides! / Weedmaster P: POTENTIALLY A MASS-MURDER-SUICIDE DEPENDING ON HOW FAR BACK IN TIME YOU GO / Jeffrey: Hold on, there's somebody at the door. / [[An old man with... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051213.html
BACK IN TIME	Baby: Jeffrey, I think Weedmaster P has a time machine. / Jeffrey: There's no such thing as a time machine! / Jeffrey: Although if there was, Weedmaster P is the last person who should have access to one... / Baby: There he is! Hey, Weedy! Where ya going? / [[Weedmaster P is wearing a cowboy outfit and... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051214.html
JEFFREY vs THE T-SHIRT COMPANY	[[Jeffrey is lying on his side]] / Weedmaster P: WHAT'S WRONG JEFFREY DID SOMEONE TRICK YOU INTO WATCHING THAT HORSE VIDEO AGAIN / Jeffrey: The T-shirts company called me and told me to take down a comic I did about them. / Weedmaster P: WHO CALLED YOU LIKE WHAT COMPANY WAS IT / Jeffrey: USA Garments.... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051216.html
THE ORIGIN OF THE EVIL DOCTOR T-SHIRT	Weedmaster P: CONTRARY TO BELIEFS THE EVIL DR TSHIRT WAS NOT EVIL BUT WAS VERY KIND HIS TSHIRT COMPANY WAS BASED ON INNOCENCE FUN AND FAIR LABOR / Jeffrey: Go on... / Weedmaster P: OKAY / [[Dave C. Horny and two sleazy-looking models stand laughing at Evil Dr. Tshirt, who is looking down]] / Weedmaster... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051219.html

THE GRINCH WHO GROPED X-MAS	Jeffrey: Then let's go find the Evil Dr. T-Shirt and destroy Dave C. Horny! / Weedmaster P: UNFORTUNATELY I AM FAR TOO HIGH TO GO ON A MISSION THERE IS ANOTHER / Poopmonster: Let's do this. The Poopmonster is ready to brawl. / Jeffrey: [[hugging Weedmaster P]] Goodbye, Weedmaster P. If you need me, just... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051220.html
THE T-PLANE	Jeffrey: Evil Dr. T-Shirt, can you help us battle USA Garments president Dave C. Horny? / Evil Dr. T-Shirt: I'm outta the T-Shirt game, boys. I got no interest in ever seein' Dave C. Horny's face again. / Jeffrey: I beg you, Dr. T-Shirt... Dave C. Horny's right-hand woman told me to remove a comic...... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051221.html
He Likes To Do Things That Are Fun	[[USA GARMENTS HQ]] / Dr. T-Shirt: Keep your eyes peeled, gentlemen... Dave C. Horny is near. I can feel his presence. / Dave C. Horny: Hey! What are you kids doing in my headquarters? / Jeffrey: It's him! / Dr. T-Shirt: Stand back. / Dr. T-Shirt: THESE... COLORS... DON'T... RUN! / Jeffrey: Hold on I want... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051224.html
The Cowboy Poet and the Jew	Jeffrey: I can't believe how much we have in common, Dave C. Horny. / Dave C. Horny: I know, it's like we're related. / Dave: Well, goodbye new friends! I'm off to a Hannukah party with movie stars! / Jeffrey: Yeah I'm going to do something similar. / Jeffrey: Man, I wish I was a creepy, oversexed president... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051225.html
The Eighth Wonder	Weedmaster P: JEFFREY YOU WERE IN TWO BIG MAGAZINES THIS MONTH BECAUSE YOU HELPED POPULARIZE A MOVIE THAT DOESN'T COME OUT FOR LIKE NINE MONTHS / Jeffrey: Yep. / Weedmaster P: TOO BAD YOUR ORIGINAL WORK ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH TO ATTRACT ANY MAINSTREAM ATTENTION / Jeffrey: Eh. / Weedmaster P: JAGOFF / Weedmaster... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051226.html

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