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| Japan O'Clock | [[ Weedmaster P and Baby are on the couch watching television. Jeffrey enters the room. ]]
/ Jeffrey: Hey are you guys watchin' TV? Man, I don't even know what they show on TV anymore.
/ Baby: This is "Everybody Has To Be Nice To Brian." / Baby: It's about this mean, rude kid called Brian who everybody... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070511.html |
| Butt Pewpiez | [[ Shirtless Jeffrey has excitement lines emanating from his head ]]
/ Jeffrey: So this is what havin' a billion dollar idea feels like! / [[ Two broadly smiling boys are playing outside, each holding variously sized brown colored orbs. The words "NEW" and "Butt Pewpiez!" appear at the top of the frame... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070514.html |
| Time Trubble Part Negative Three | [[ Jeffrey and Weedmaster P are in what looks like an airplane hangar. Jeffrey is looking dapper in a white long-sleeved shirt, white hat, and red suspenders and tie. He is at his computer as Weedmaster P looks on (Weedmaster P's shirt has an arrow pointing towards his head and the caption "INSERT... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070515.html |
| Time Trubble Part Two | Tallahassee: Someone just crashed a plane into Ronald McDonald House!
/ Jeffery: Weedmaster P! / [[ Weedmaster P is holding his time machine ]]
/ Weedmaster P, not only is Ronald McDonald not a world leader, he's a fictional character who doesn't even live at the Ronald McDonald House.
/ Weedlmaster P:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070516.html |
| Time Trubble Part Three | [[Jeffrey, Tallahassee and Weedmast P are standing in the distant past. Jeffrey is wearing what appear to be animal skins for a bottom and is shirtless with long, ruffled hair. He also has a large golden ring in his nose. Tallahassee is similar in appearance, wearing animal skins as a sort of bikini.... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070517.html |
| Time Trubble Part Nine Hundred | [[ Caveman Jeffrey and Cavewoman Tallahassee are in a forest, dressed in animal skins. Jeffrey has a gold nose ring. ]]
/ Jeffrey: I don't think Weedmaster P caused World War 3 at all! I think he moved the present to the past!
/ Tallahassee Econolodge: Then why are we here? And why do we know how... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070518.html |
| TubeCat | [[Joanna is lying on the rug. Tubecat approaches.]]
/ Tubecat: Hey. / Joanna: Hello.
/ Tubecat: Hey. I'm Tubecat. / Tubecat: There's a scratch ticket worth $10 in this tube.
/ Joanna: How did you get stuck in the tube? / [[Silent penultimate panel]] / Tubecat: There was a scratch ticket worth $10 in... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070521.html |
| Impeach Bush | [[ Jeffrey is lying in a hammock with Joanna on his chest. They are both wearing conical red hats. Weedmaster P stands nearby. ]]
/ Weedmaster P: HA HA IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY AGAIN ASS-BACK THAT MEANS YOU OWE ME FIVE DOLLARS
/ Jeffrey: Just take it out of that can next to the toilet that says "Wisdom... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070522.html |
| How Come I Hate Dogs | [[ Jeffrey, sitting in a warehouse(?) ]]
/ Jeffrey: I know I'm not supposed to, but...
/ << WOOF WOOF >> / << WOOF >>
/ Jeffrey: God damnit I hate dogs. / [[ A mailbox labeled "ROWLANDS" next to a dirt path in front of a small house ]]
/ Narrator: YEARS EARLIER IN NORTHEAST OKLAHOMA... / [[ A mustachioed... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070523.html |
| Overthrow The Government | [[ Jeffrey is holding a sword in his left hand, with Joanna tucked under his right arm. He is wearing what looks like a bike helmet and some sort of shoulder padding. ]]
/ Jeffrey: Tallahassee, the dang government's outta control. We gotta take it to the streets and overthrow the government!
/ Tallahassee... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070524.html |
| Old Maggot Hands | [[ Jeffrey and Weedmaster P are both wearing black Naruto-style headbands with black and white logos displaying in the center of their foreheads. Weedmaster P is also wearing an orange and navy colored track suit. Baby's hair is pink and she is sitting on a couch in the background. Jeffrey's headband... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070525.html |
| Dream Quest | {{ This comic was posted by "Baby Lamé" }}
/ [[ A black and white scanned image of an outhouse, with captions. ]]
/ Caption: JEFFREY IS IN A TRAILER PARK IN OKLAHOMA WHERE THEY AINT GOT INTERNET SO HE FAXED ME A PICTURE AND SAID MAKE A COMIC ABOUT IT
/ Caption: THIS IS WHERE OKLAHOMA PEOPLE CRAP I GUESS / [[... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070528.html |
| This Is Stupid | [[ Jeffrey is on vacation. In all three panels, "Jeffrey" is depicted as a series of geometric shapes configured to resemble a human figure (oval for head, rectangles for arms and torso, etc.). ]]
/ Title: OKLAHOMA ADVENTURES
/ Jeffrey: HI I'M JEFFREY ROWLAND AND I AM EITHER REALLY HAPPY OR OR REALLY... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070529.html |
| CRAP | [[The first panel is drawings of a naked guy with angel wings from the front and back]]
/ [[The second panel is Batman and Weedmaster P. Batman is holding a sign that says]]
/ HOES B4 BROZ
/ [[The third panel has Weedmaster P and a guy in a Muscle Beach shirt]]
/ Hey you guys how you like my new look
/ Show... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070530.html |
| DOIN THANGS | [[DOIN THANGS]] / Weedmaster P: BOY IT SURE IS HARD DOING YOUR JOB JEFFREY IT'S LIKE BEING AN EXPERT ASTRONAUT BRAIN SCIENTIST MAGICIAN EXCEPT IT'S ABOUT A BILLION TIMES HARDER / Jeffrey: OY GET BENT YOU BLEEDIN BUGER / [[NOTE: JEFFREY IS NOT BRITISH HE JUST TALKS LIKE THAT BECAUSE HE THINK IT MAKES... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070531.html |
| The Mark | Somewhere In Oklahoma...
/ Spider 1: The Boy Who Lives has returned? Are you sure it is him?
/ Spider 2: Look! He bears the scar! / {{Harry Potter themed guest comic}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070602.html |
| Bacon N' Gravy | [[ A man with bushy eyebrows and moustache/goatee, wearing a "MURKA" trucker cap and red sleeveless t-shirt with the Union Jack on the front, is eating bacong and gravy like it's chips and salsa. Particles of food are stuck in his facial hair. ]]
/ Narrator: DENNY'S - LOCUST GROVE, OK / [[ Jeffrey... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070604.html |
| Pump Up The Jam | Jeffrey: Weedmaster P, I just saw Joanna dancing and singing!
/ Weedmaster P: NO WAY THAT DAMN CAT JUST LAYS AROUND
/ Jeffrey: That's what I thought, too! / [[ Jeffrey and Weedmaster P are looking at Joanna, who is lying prostrate on a bed with a green and white polka-dotted bedspread. ]]
/ Jeffrey:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070605.html |
| Ticks On My Harbl | [[Jeffrey is sitting naked, junk obscured]]
/ Text box: Somethin'happened in Oklahoma that I wasn't actually gonna say nothin' about...
/ Jeffrey: Aw, man.
/ Text box: I got a tick on me... / [[Jeffrey is laying on a hospital gurney, agitated, as a woman looks on, worried]]
/ Text box: Now the last time... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070606.html |
| Boom Chik Bop Bop Boom | Jeffrey: Tallahassee, you're a racism specialist... if I hate "Reggaeton" music so much that if I could somehow "unmake" it I would cut off my own head does that make me racist?
/ Tallahassee Econolodge: Hmm... / Tallahassee Econolodge: That depends... is an entire genre of music that uses the same... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070607.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: The Journal Comic With a Seething Disdain for Reality. | Weedmaster P: Oh dear lord help us China is trying to kill us by putting poison in ordinary household objects / Jeffrey: Well Maybe if greedy American corporations didn't exploit cheap foreign labor without regard for human rights they wouldn't have a good reason to want to. / Jeffrey: It ain't like... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070608.html |
| Priori-Tease | [[ Jeffrey is standing behind a podium, which has a "TOPATO CO" sign taped to its front. He is shirtless and wearing a red tie, an he gestures to a PowerPoint slide projected behind him. ]]
/ Jeffrey: Employees, thank you for coming. This here is a list of priorities we should be following as a civilized... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070611.html |
| A Natural High | [[ Weedmaster P sits cross-legged atop a tall cabinet(?) as Jeffrey talks to him from the floor below. ]]
/ Jeffrey: Hey man, do you got any weed? I wanna be all high and listen to Neutral Milk Hotel and think about dolphins.
/ Weedmaster P: NO ARE YOU KIDDING THAT STUFF IS ILLEGAL AND EXPENSIVE / [[Jeffrey... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070612.html |
| Quantum Theoretical Probabilities | Jeffrey: Holy crap I just remembered I came up with the idea for Netflix like ten years ago!
/ Weedmaster P: WHY DIDN'T YOU START IT UP THEN DICK ASS
/ Jeffrey: Three words: Dumb. Drunk. Hick. / [[ Weedmaster P holds a glowing crystal ball. ]]
/ Weedmaster P: WOULD YOU LIKE TO GAZE INTO MY QUANTUM... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070613.html |
| Opposites Attract | Baby: Accordin' t' this internet, evil is 800% stronger than last time they checked.
/ Jeffrey: That's a humongous, teaming, putrid pile of bullcrap. There ain't no such thing as evil, it's all perspectives! / Baby: What about terr'ists? They ehn't good! Commander Guy said they's evil doers!
/ [[Jeffrey... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070614.html |
| Bananarama | [[ Ray Comfort and Weedmaster P are standing in a natural landscape. Ray is holding a half peeled banana in his left hand. ]]
/ Ray Comfort: The banana fits perfectly in the human hand! It's irrefutable evidence that God exists and he loves us! / Weedmaster P: MY DINGALING WILL ALSO FIT RIGHT IN... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070615.html |
| Crack Head | Weedmaster P: MAN I'M TIRED OF ALL THIS BULLSHIT I'M GONNA START SMOKIN' CRACK AS A HOBBY
/ Jeffrey: You shouldn't do that, Weedmaster P. You know how you get sometimes.
/ Weedmaster P: YEAH / Weedmaster P: AT LEAST WHEN I'M ALL CRACKED OUT I'LL HAVE A GOOD EXCUSE WHEN I GO COMPLETELY HOG WILD / The... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070618.html |
| The War On Non-Americans | Jeffrey: You may enter my chamber, Vermont Pete.
/ Vermont Pete: Jeffrey did you hear the one about the harmless douchebags that talked some shit about blowin' up an airport?
/ Jeffrey: Nope. / Vermont Pete: Even though it wasn't remotely possible for them to do it they got charged with terrorism and... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070619.html |
| Harley Topic | [[Jeffrey in a World War I German Army hat with a spike on it and a black leather vest like Harley Davidson Motorcycle riders wear is carrying Joanna the undead cat, who is wearing a brown leather vest. He is talking to Tallahasee Econolodge, who is stretching or doing yoga and she is using her left... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070620.html |
| Ban Gay Fetuses | Weedmaster P: JEFFREY YOU SAID YOU WAS GONNA RUN FOR PRESIDENT: AIN'T YOU GONNA DO THAT
/ Jeffrey: There ain't no sense in tryin'. we're all gonna get smashed by a asteroid or somethin' in 2012. / Weedmaster P: BUT EVERYBODY IS ALREADY DECIDING AND ACTUALLY THERE'S A CHANCE THAT DOUCHEBAG THAT FUCKED... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070621.html |
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