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| Happy Ryan Estrada Day | Jeffrey! Weedmaster P got kidnapped by aliens!
/ Weedmaster P sees things that aren't there all the time on account of he's so high. / But I seened it too! Getting high can't make other people seen things!
/ You greatly under estimate how high Weedmaster P is. / We will use this subject to study the... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070917.html |
| Devil Worshippers | [[WEEDMASTER P and JEFFREY sit in a rustic room, wearing long black robes with "SLAYER" emblazoned on them. WEEDMASTER P holds a staff topped by a skull; what looks to be a palantir rests on the table]]
/ WEEDMASTER P: Hey remember when we used to be scared of DEVIL WORSHIPPERS
/ JEFFREY: Oh man, yeah!... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070918.html |
| Enterpainment | [[Jeff sitting in front of his computer, possible using a stylus to draw. Tallahassee stands behind him.]]
/ Tallahassee: Man, that sucks about Britney's kids don't it?
/ Jeff: Yeah, they're just pickin' on her 'cause -- OH GOD
/ Tallahassee: I just busted you readin' entertainment news! / [[Tallahassee... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070919.html |
| Hunt, Gather, Deceive | [[ Jeffrey and Weedmaster P are at a round green dining table. Weedmaster P's red t-shirt slogan is "OH NO" ]]
/ Jeffrey: How come all cartoon critters gotta either steal food or trick people to get food?
/ Weedmaster P: WHAT / [[ Jeffrey seated at the table, in a fantastical round room with a bank... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070920.html |
| Secret Posts | [[ Jeffrey is wearing a cowboy hat and using his laptop while seated on a purple chair. Baby stands nearby. ]]
/ Jeffrey: Hey, Baby, have you seen this interblog "Post Secret?"
/ Baby: Whoosa-whatsa-huh? / [[ Four sample "Post Secret" postcard parodies. Card #1 is a clip-art image of a person gesturing... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070921.html |
| Catimals | Tallahassee: Jeffrey, come over and look at my kitty cats!! / Jeffrey: Aww, that's so cute how they runaround like wild maniacs and fuck up your furniture and shit all over the place. / Jeffrey: My can Joanna is a motionless zombie but sometimes THAT'S even too much for me to handle. / Jeffrey: That's... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070924.html |
| Fan Friction | [[ Jeffrey, whose moustache has grown to extend horizontally well past his shoulders, approaches Weedmaster P holding a document in both hands. Weedmaster P is wearing a shirt with the slogan "MARS" on the chest. ]]
/ Jeffrey: Hey Weedmaster P, check out my new "Star Trek" fan-fiction!
/ Weedmaster P:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070925.html |
| Musical Interlude | [[ Baby and Jeffrey are dressed as purveyors of a popular erectile dysfunction medication. There are musical notes floating about, and a cabinet in the background labeld "Vi@gr@" ]]
/ Narrator: THE OC PLAYERS PRESENT: ONLINE PHARMACY: THE MUSICAL
/ Baby: How will people know about our pills that cause... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070926.html |
| The Editorial Process | [[ Jeffrey, frazzled and disheveled, holds a stack of papers. Topato Potato sits in judgement as Sheriff Pony looks on. ]]
/ Jeffrey: Topato, I finished The Case of Mars! It's 51 pages and it doesn't make me shiver with embarrassment.
/ Topato Potato: I will decide how your body involutarily reacts... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070928.html |
| Chicken Butt Nuts | [[Weedmaster P sits at a table with eggs in front of him. Jeffery and Baby stand near]]
/ Weedmaster P: Man I can't eat eggs I got a nut allergy
/ Jeffrey: Eggs aren't nuts, Weedmaster P. / Weedmaster P: Then how come my momma always called 'em "Chicken Butt Nuts" and said I was allergic to 'em / Jeffrey:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071001.html |
| The Uprising | Tallahassee: How will the government stop smart people from rising up against it?
/ Jeffrey: By making sure they're outnumbered a thousand to one. / Tallahassee: How will the government stop the gun people from rising up against it?
/ Jeffrey: By tricking them into thinking they're on the same side. / Tallahassee:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071002.html |
| Fake Plastic Hippies | [[ Weedmaster P is sitting at a table with his "Hungry Hungry Hippies" game in front of him, while Jeffrey stands nearby. ]]
/ Weedmaster P: HEY JEFFREY I INVENTED A NEW GAME JUST NOW CALLED "HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPIES"
/ Jeffrey: That's just an upside-down bowl of smoke with some plastic hippies glued to... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071004.html |
| Colón Day | [[ View of a tombstone that is carved with two pictures of sailing ships and the caption "CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS / HE FOUND AMERICA." It sits before the edge of a grave. ]] / [[ Jeffrey is climbing out of the grave. ]] / [[ Jeffrey is walking, dragging a skeleton by its right arm. The skeleton is wearing... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071008.html |
| Evil is Subjective | Weedmaster P: Americans can't build a car that stays together or a shoe that costs less than ten thousand dollars but boy howdy we sure can build one hell of an internet huh
/ Jeffrey: Yeah. / Jeffrey: America invented the internet because they were afraid Russia would drop bombs on us from outer space.
/ [[A... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071009.html |
| Beers in Heaven | [[Yahweh is floating in Jeffrey's loungeroom]]
/ Jeffrey: Lord God, can a decent man get drunk up in heaven?
/ Yahweh: What? / Jeffrey: You know! Blitzed, buzzed, hammered, snockered! Can you do it? Or do you just suddenly think it's somehow not awesome to get loaded the minute you float into H-town? / Yahweh... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071010.html |
| The Truth About Chubacabras | [[ Weedmaster P and Jeffrey appear to be outdoors in front of an arched walkway. Weedmaster P wears a red cape, whereas Jeffrey is seated and seems to be naked. ]]
/ Weedmaster P: HEY JEFFREY DO CHUPACABRAS LAY EGGS
/ Jeffrey: Of course not. What do you think they are, mutant dogs? / [[ Jeffrey stands... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071012.html |
| Guest Art Courtesy Danny and Gary | Jeffrey: Got-dang it! All this preorderin' is a big ol' pain in the neck! I'm not doin' it so...
/ Jeffrey: Here is The Case of Mars(TM) in full! / Andre: Let's go to Mars!
/ Wigu: Hooray! / Andre: Here, Wigu, hold these screws while I fix the Googel Maverick.
/ Wigu: Woahh... FUDGE / Romy: Where did... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071015.html |
| Tape | [[ Jeffrey is seated on a couch; Weedmaster P is wearing what looks to be a white tank-dress, matching shoes, and rubber gloves. He also holds a white angular u-shaped object that comes to a sharp point. ]]
/ Weedmaster P: HOW COME IN THE MOVIES WHEN YOU PUT TAPE ON SOMEBODY'S MOUTH THEY CAN'T SCREAM... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071016.html |
| My New Spa | [[ Jeffrey wears a toolbelt and hammers nails into a partially constructed wooden support. ]]
/ Baby: What're ye buildin' there, Jeffrey?
/ Jeffrey: I'm opening a new spa! / [[ Jeffrey throws his hammer (and his arms) up in the air. ]]
/ Jeffrey: And I'm going to specialize in products and practices... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071017.html |
| American America | Jeffrey: Uh, let me see if I'm getting this right... / Jeffrey: In this movie, the good guys outlaw abortion but make it illegal for the government to help when poor children are sick? / Jeffrey: And the good guys believe in Jesus very hard but kill innocent people because something their government... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071018.html |
| Dirty Words | [[ Presidential Jeffrey stands behind a lecturn in front of an American flag wearing a suit and tie. His hair is two-tone grey and he bears a day-glo red scar on his right cheek. ]]
/ Jeffrey: If I am elected President, it will be illegal to say the following words on the tee-vee: / Jeffrey: "Embolden."
/ Jeffrey:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071019.html |
| Horse Sense | < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071022.html |
| Doc Bronner | [[ Jeffrey is sitting at his drawing board(?) as Tallahassee Econolodge approaches holding a bottle of Dr. Bronner's All-One Pure Castille Soap. ]]
/ Tallahassee Econolodge: Jeffrey, you should use Dr. Bronner's All-One Pure Castille Soap!
/ Jeffrey: Man, I ain't usin' no crazy-ass hippy soap! / Tallahassee... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071023.html |
| Fat Boy Slim | [[ Jeffrey is wearing pink underwear and pinching his love handles. ]]
/ Jeffrey: God dangit I'm fatter than I ever been in my whole stupid life. / [[ Jeffrey is now wearing a t-shirt and shorts; Baby has is at her computer. ]]
/ Jeffrey: Make a note, Commander Baby. I must exercise everyday and no... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071024.html |
| Fat Boy Slim | Jeffrey: God dangit I'm fatter than I ever been in my whole stupid life. / Jeffrey: Make a note, Commander Baby. I must exercise everyday and no more beer. Only tequila.
/ Baby: But t'quila's got just as much cal'ries as beer! / Jeffrey: That can't be true! Besides, I ain't gonna sit down with a 12-pack... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071024/ |
| American Flag Lapel Pins | Jeffrey: Quick, everybody, put on an American Flag lapel pin!
/ Tallahassee: Why, Jeffrey?! / Jeffrey: If you don't wear one, people might think you're not a patriot! They might think you're a lib'ral or a commie or... a Muslim!
/ Weedmaster P: American Flag lapel pins are backstage passes to Freedom
/ Jeffrey:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071025.html |
| Operating System | [[Jeffrey looking at his pink laptop, with a picture of a llama on it]] / [[Jeffrey sweating and pushing his welder's goggles back]] / [[Pink popup window on computer screen, with Joanna icon]]
/ Do you want the computer to remember what your password is
/ Yes
/ No
/ Uhhhh / [[Another pink popup]]
/ Are... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071026.html |
| Hack Your Ass Off | Jeffrey: Okay, Paperklip and Caskade. This is gonna be our most extreme hack of all time. Are y'all ready?
/ Paperklip: True!
/ Caskade: Yep. / Jeffrey: The system we're hackin' tonight has quintuple-bypass redundancy BIOS gigahertz encryption. We are gonna have to hack our asses off! / Paperklip:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071029.html |
| Jesus vs T-Rex | Weedmaster P: Hey Jeffrey could ol' Jesus whup a T-Rex?
/ Jeffrey: Good question! I'll just call old -- YHWH
/ < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071030.html |
| Jesus vs T-Rex | Weedmaster P: Hey Jeffrey could ol' Jesus whup a T-Rex?
/ Jeffrey: Good question! I'll just call old -- YHWH
/ < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071030.html |
| Halloween 2007 | Baby: Jeffrey, it's hallerweens! How come y' ehn't got on a costume?
/ Jeffrey: Hallerween ain't got nothin' to offer a dang old growed-up adult dude... / Baby: Sure it does! Hallerweens's about corruptin' God-fearin' Christian kids with images of devils an' witches! An' takin' regular scary things... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071031.html |
| You Can Tell | Jeffrey: I've decided that you can tell everything there is to know about someone by their last five Wikipedia searches.
/ Jeffrey: I'll go first. / Jeffrey: "Chupacabra", "Genocide", "Salt-n-Pepa", "Taco Sauce", and "Extra-Sensory Perception."
/ Weedmaster P: "Jon Benet Ramsey" "Rap-Rock" "Demons" "Woodchipper"... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071101.html |
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