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Happy Ryan Estrada Day Jeffrey! Weedmaster P got kidnapped by aliens! / Weedmaster P sees things that aren't there all the time on account of he's so high. / But I seened it too! Getting high can't make other people seen things! / You greatly under estimate how high Weedmaster P is. / We will use this subject to study the...
Devil Worshippers [[WEEDMASTER P and JEFFREY sit in a rustic room, wearing long black robes with "SLAYER" emblazoned on them. WEEDMASTER P holds a staff topped by a skull; what looks to be a palantir rests on the table]] / WEEDMASTER P: Hey remember when we used to be scared of DEVIL WORSHIPPERS / JEFFREY: Oh man, yeah!...
Enterpainment [[Jeff sitting in front of his computer, possible using a stylus to draw. Tallahassee stands behind him.]] / Tallahassee: Man, that sucks about Britney's kids don't it? / Jeff: Yeah, they're just pickin' on her 'cause -- OH GOD / Tallahassee: I just busted you readin' entertainment news! / [[Tallahassee...
Hunt, Gather, Deceive [[ Jeffrey and Weedmaster P are at a round green dining table. Weedmaster P's red t-shirt slogan is "OH NO" ]] / Jeffrey: How come all cartoon critters gotta either steal food or trick people to get food? / Weedmaster P: WHAT / [[ Jeffrey seated at the table, in a fantastical round room with a bank...
Secret Posts [[ Jeffrey is wearing a cowboy hat and using his laptop while seated on a purple chair. Baby stands nearby. ]] / Jeffrey: Hey, Baby, have you seen this interblog "Post Secret?" / Baby: Whoosa-whatsa-huh? / [[ Four sample "Post Secret" postcard parodies. Card #1 is a clip-art image of a person gesturing...
 
Catimals Tallahassee: Jeffrey, come over and look at my kitty cats!! / Jeffrey: Aww, that's so cute how they runaround like wild maniacs and fuck up your furniture and shit all over the place. / Jeffrey: My can Joanna is a motionless zombie but sometimes THAT'S even too much for me to handle. / Jeffrey: That's...
Fan Friction [[ Jeffrey, whose moustache has grown to extend horizontally well past his shoulders, approaches Weedmaster P holding a document in both hands. Weedmaster P is wearing a shirt with the slogan "MARS" on the chest. ]] / Jeffrey: Hey Weedmaster P, check out my new "Star Trek" fan-fiction! / Weedmaster P:...
Musical Interlude [[ Baby and Jeffrey are dressed as purveyors of a popular erectile dysfunction medication. There are musical notes floating about, and a cabinet in the background labeld "Vi@gr@" ]] / Narrator: THE OC PLAYERS PRESENT: ONLINE PHARMACY: THE MUSICAL / Baby: How will people know about our pills that cause...
The Editorial Process [[ Jeffrey, frazzled and disheveled, holds a stack of papers. Topato Potato sits in judgement as Sheriff Pony looks on. ]] / Jeffrey: Topato, I finished The Case of Mars! It's 51 pages and it doesn't make me shiver with embarrassment. / Topato Potato: I will decide how your body involutarily reacts...
Chicken Butt Nuts [[Weedmaster P sits at a table with eggs in front of him. Jeffery and Baby stand near]] / Weedmaster P: Man I can't eat eggs I got a nut allergy / Jeffrey: Eggs aren't nuts, Weedmaster P. / Weedmaster P: Then how come my momma always called 'em "Chicken Butt Nuts" and said I was allergic to 'em / Jeffrey:...
 
The Uprising Tallahassee: How will the government stop smart people from rising up against it? / Jeffrey: By making sure they're outnumbered a thousand to one. / Tallahassee: How will the government stop the gun people from rising up against it? / Jeffrey: By tricking them into thinking they're on the same side. / Tallahassee:...
Fake Plastic Hippies [[ Weedmaster P is sitting at a table with his "Hungry Hungry Hippies" game in front of him, while Jeffrey stands nearby. ]] / Weedmaster P: HEY JEFFREY I INVENTED A NEW GAME JUST NOW CALLED "HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPIES" / Jeffrey: That's just an upside-down bowl of smoke with some plastic hippies glued to...
Colón Day [[ View of a tombstone that is carved with two pictures of sailing ships and the caption "CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS / HE FOUND AMERICA." It sits before the edge of a grave. ]] / [[ Jeffrey is climbing out of the grave. ]] / [[ Jeffrey is walking, dragging a skeleton by its right arm. The skeleton is wearing...
Evil is Subjective Weedmaster P: Americans can't build a car that stays together or a shoe that costs less than ten thousand dollars but boy howdy we sure can build one hell of an internet huh / Jeffrey: Yeah. / Jeffrey: America invented the internet because they were afraid Russia would drop bombs on us from outer space. / [[A...
Beers in Heaven [[Yahweh is floating in Jeffrey's loungeroom]] / Jeffrey: Lord God, can a decent man get drunk up in heaven? / Yahweh: What? / Jeffrey: You know! Blitzed, buzzed, hammered, snockered! Can you do it? Or do you just suddenly think it's somehow not awesome to get loaded the minute you float into H-town? / Yahweh...
 
The Truth About Chubacabras [[ Weedmaster P and Jeffrey appear to be outdoors in front of an arched walkway. Weedmaster P wears a red cape, whereas Jeffrey is seated and seems to be naked. ]] / Weedmaster P: HEY JEFFREY DO CHUPACABRAS LAY EGGS / Jeffrey: Of course not. What do you think they are, mutant dogs? / [[ Jeffrey stands...
Guest Art Courtesy Danny and Gary Jeffrey: Got-dang it! All this preorderin' is a big ol' pain in the neck! I'm not doin' it so... / Jeffrey: Here is The Case of Mars(TM) in full! / Andre: Let's go to Mars! / Wigu: Hooray! / Andre: Here, Wigu, hold these screws while I fix the Googel Maverick. / Wigu: Woahh... FUDGE / Romy: Where did...
Tape [[ Jeffrey is seated on a couch; Weedmaster P is wearing what looks to be a white tank-dress, matching shoes, and rubber gloves. He also holds a white angular u-shaped object that comes to a sharp point. ]] / Weedmaster P: HOW COME IN THE MOVIES WHEN YOU PUT TAPE ON SOMEBODY'S MOUTH THEY CAN'T SCREAM...
My New Spa [[ Jeffrey wears a toolbelt and hammers nails into a partially constructed wooden support. ]] / Baby: What're ye buildin' there, Jeffrey? / Jeffrey: I'm opening a new spa! / [[ Jeffrey throws his hammer (and his arms) up in the air. ]] / Jeffrey: And I'm going to specialize in products and practices...
American America Jeffrey: Uh, let me see if I'm getting this right... / Jeffrey: In this movie, the good guys outlaw abortion but make it illegal for the government to help when poor children are sick? / Jeffrey: And the good guys believe in Jesus very hard but kill innocent people because something their government...
 
Dirty Words [[ Presidential Jeffrey stands behind a lecturn in front of an American flag wearing a suit and tie. His hair is two-tone grey and he bears a day-glo red scar on his right cheek. ]] / Jeffrey: If I am elected President, it will be illegal to say the following words on the tee-vee: / Jeffrey: "Embolden." / Jeffrey:...
Horse Sense <> / [[Weedm.P. and Jeffrey all smeared with blood]] / Weedm.P.: How the hell was I supposed to know horses can't throw up / Jeffrey: Common senses! How many times have you ever heard the phrase "horse vomit" in you life? / / Weedm.P.: Not nearly enough times / Weedm.P.: Man I wish I couldn't...
Doc Bronner [[ Jeffrey is sitting at his drawing board(?) as Tallahassee Econolodge approaches holding a bottle of Dr. Bronner's All-One Pure Castille Soap. ]] / Tallahassee Econolodge: Jeffrey, you should use Dr. Bronner's All-One Pure Castille Soap! / Jeffrey: Man, I ain't usin' no crazy-ass hippy soap! / Tallahassee...
Fat Boy Slim [[ Jeffrey is wearing pink underwear and pinching his love handles. ]] / Jeffrey: God dangit I'm fatter than I ever been in my whole stupid life. / [[ Jeffrey is now wearing a t-shirt and shorts; Baby has is at her computer. ]] / Jeffrey: Make a note, Commander Baby. I must exercise everyday and no...
Fat Boy Slim Jeffrey: God dangit I'm fatter than I ever been in my whole stupid life. / Jeffrey: Make a note, Commander Baby. I must exercise everyday and no more beer. Only tequila. / Baby: But t'quila's got just as much cal'ries as beer! / Jeffrey: That can't be true! Besides, I ain't gonna sit down with a 12-pack...
American Flag Lapel Pins Jeffrey: Quick, everybody, put on an American Flag lapel pin! / Tallahassee: Why, Jeffrey?! / Jeffrey: If you don't wear one, people might think you're not a patriot! They might think you're a lib'ral or a commie or... a Muslim! / Weedmaster P: American Flag lapel pins are backstage passes to Freedom / Jeffrey:...
 
Operating System [[Jeffrey looking at his pink laptop, with a picture of a llama on it]] / [[Jeffrey sweating and pushing his welder's goggles back]] / [[Pink popup window on computer screen, with Joanna icon]] / Do you want the computer to remember what your password is / Yes / No / Uhhhh / [[Another pink popup]] / Are...
Hack Your Ass Off Jeffrey: Okay, Paperklip and Caskade. This is gonna be our most extreme hack of all time. Are y'all ready? / Paperklip: True! / Caskade: Yep. / Jeffrey: The system we're hackin' tonight has quintuple-bypass redundancy BIOS gigahertz encryption. We are gonna have to hack our asses off! / Paperklip:...
Jesus vs T-Rex Weedmaster P: Hey Jeffrey could ol' Jesus whup a T-Rex? / Jeffrey: Good question! I'll just call old -- YHWH / <> / Jeffery: Hey YHWH! We was just talkin' about you! / YHWH: I know all for I am YHWH / [[Jesus is facing off in front of a T-Rex, wearing a robe with INRI on the back]] / [[He...
Jesus vs T-Rex Weedmaster P: Hey Jeffrey could ol' Jesus whup a T-Rex? / Jeffrey: Good question! I'll just call old -- YHWH / <> / Jeffery: Hey YHWH! We was just talkin' about you! / YHWH: I know all for I am YHWH / [[Jesus is facing off in front of a T-Rex, wearing a robe with INRI on the back]] / [[He...
Halloween 2007 Baby: Jeffrey, it's hallerweens! How come y' ehn't got on a costume? / Jeffrey: Hallerween ain't got nothin' to offer a dang old growed-up adult dude... / Baby: Sure it does! Hallerweens's about corruptin' God-fearin' Christian kids with images of devils an' witches! An' takin' regular scary things...
You Can Tell Jeffrey: I've decided that you can tell everything there is to know about someone by their last five Wikipedia searches. / Jeffrey: I'll go first. / Jeffrey: "Chupacabra", "Genocide", "Salt-n-Pepa", "Taco Sauce", and "Extra-Sensory Perception." / Weedmaster P: "Jon Benet Ramsey" "Rap-Rock" "Demons" "Woodchipper"...
 

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